A question of bathroom behavior

[Grav]

It has recently come to my attention that these are the three main schools of shitting. Which do you subscribe to? The poll is private.

[Adrenachrome]

Sitting, my technique is unique in that I do not wipe, I have found a superior way to rid the area of feces.

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Do you have a bidet?

[Adrenachrome]

Negative. No fancy hardware, just plain old skill.

[Kaneda]

I didn't wipe alot as a kid. Although I was going outside squatting alot. I shat on a turtle once.

[Grav]

The poll is split!

[D3V]

Sitting..

[Vault Dweller]

I voted sitting, but it's more of a half-sit. Leaning to the left?

[KagomJack]

If you're sitting when you're shitting, best be wiping while sitting.

[Wed-G]

If you're sitting when you're shitting, best be wiping while sitting.

Why does this poll exist?

[Skurai]

I voted sitting, but it's more of a half-sit. Leaning to the left?

I lean to the right.