What people don't know about Atnas

[Thanatos]

He's the artistic gay kid from The Wedding Crashers.

http://www.buckeyetv.osu.edu/music/images/clip_image002.jpg

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2800/1943/lo/co2.jpg

It's obvious.

[Titusfied]

Clearly.

Actually, "X"-ly.

[Thanatos]

I mean.. it makes perfect sense.

He's confused about his sexuality. He loves to draw. And he's anti-social.

It's a perfect match!

[D3V]

R O F L


http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2005_Wedding_Crashers/Thumb/005WDC_Keir_O_Donnell_008.jpg

I can't find a damn picture that he gives Vince Vaughn in the movie, ROFL!

[talentedhamster]

never seen that movie =(

[Thanatos]

It's been on TBS for like the past week. Get with the times, hamster.

[D3V]

WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT???


That is probably my all-time favorite comedy movie, seriously. The combination of awkward situations and just hilairious scenarios keeps my sides in stitches the whole way through.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1tgS1n7DQbY

Funniset scene in the movie to me

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=392I_cnVbBI

2nd funniest.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NJgafoodoeg

[talentedhamster]

im sorry!! i dont really watch too much TV.

[Asamin]

I would agree with you, BUT, I know Atnas in real life. Yes he loves to draw. No he is not anti-social. And, come on, that doesn't even look like him! That guy is missing the pimples!

[-Spector-]

but he is confused about his sexuality?

rofl

[talentedhamster]

yea that was mentioned by him. he came out as bi a few days ago.

[Thanatos]

Is it bad that the first thing that popped into my mind while watching that movie yesterday was, "Holy shit. This kid is Atnas." ?

[KagomJack]

He did? Where was I during all of this?

[-Spector-]

LOL Kagom's on the lookout now!

[Lenny]

He did? Where was I during all of this?

http://zelaron.com/forum/showpost.php?p=622086

Haven't a clue where you were. It was quite recent, so you were around.

[KagomJack]

Jesus Heartshitting Christ.

I guess I was kinda too busy being all lovesick over some guy who just moved to the state :V

[Goodlookinguy]

Jesus Heartshitting Christ.

I guess I was kinda too busy being all lovesick over some guy who just moved to the state :V

Bad Kagom, back away from Atnas.

[KagomJack]

Atnas is way too young for my tastes. I like guys at least 2-11 years older than me.

[Goodlookinguy]

Atnas is way too young for my tastes. I like guys at least 2-11 years older than me.

You can deny it KagomJack but we know the truth. Kidding, kinda.

[D3V]

2-11? That's a weird range.

[Asamin]

Then she would need to be somewhere between 4 and 13 to like atnas. Yes he is bi. It is to avoid the possibility of his mom freaking out cuz he is gay or straight.

[Atnas]

Where did this thread come from. XD

"Coming out" sounds so wrong. I love lots of things. I hugged a jug of water yesterday. I loved it. I can love anything. Everything just happens to include men and women - so therefore, for simplicity's sake, I'm an asexaul bi(all)sexual, not wanting sex but expressing the love of everything and everyone.

It has nothing to do with my mom. If I cared about what she thought, I wouldn't have denounced the faith I was brought up to treat as truth. I am my own person and she doesn't influence a thing I am, besides maybe my hate of said faith.

It boils down really to my interpretation of life. I love everything. I just can't help smiling when I see a leaf blow in the wind or the sun rise in the morning. I love life. Humans are just an outlet for that love, and I don't care which gender it goes to, we're all people.

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I just jerked off to two lesbians btw.

And that guy's ugly, I'm much prettier. :3

[-Spector-]

After a read over Atnas' last post I have diagnosed his problem to be one of unique nature. He was born in the wrong generation!


I love lots of things. I hugged a jug of water yesterday. I loved it. I can love anything.

You sir, are a hippie.

[talentedhamster]

whats wrong with hugs? i love hugs =)

[Goodlookinguy]

whats wrong with hugs? i love hugs =)

I agree there is nothing wrong with a hug.

[talentedhamster]

seems to be the only thing we agree on hah

[-Spector-]

Yes but hugging unordinary things like water jugs and "loving it" brings hugs to an extreme.

[Atnas]

!

I hadn't realized that.

[talentedhamster]

*internet hug*

[-Spector-]

*Internet kick-in-the-face*

[Goodlookinguy]

*internet hug*

*internet hug to talented and Atnas*

[Thanatos]

Why does every single thread turn into something gay?

WHY??????


WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!

[Atnas]

By now you should have realized:

The benevolent God you question hates you.

[Goodlookinguy]

Atnas I love your new user title, "Hippy."

[-Spector-]

I wonder where he got that idea?

[Atnas]

I like hippy, but hippie is the right spelling.

[KagomJack]

So do you find any guys to be attractive?

Also, 2-11 is a weird range. Considering I'm 20, that'd mean 22-31 is game. Really oddly specific.

[Goodlookinguy]

I find people 1-year younger to 1-year older my range.

[Atnas]

So do you find any guys to be attractive?

Yes. Probably around the same percentage of females I find attractive. I really don't pay much attention to sexual attraction, though - a lot of guys are jackasses (more often than women being bitches) so I see a significant increase in feminine compatibility. Relationships are more important to me. (Ideally, of course.)

[KagomJack]

I dunno, just not a fan of guys younger than me.

[talentedhamster]

how is me hugging guys gay?!?

[Goodlookinguy]

how is me hugging guys gay?!?

Na, I think he was talking about me. Plus there are two other threads that are going the way of total gayness. Truly the only one who really cares that they are gay is him.

I doubt the rest of us care if it is gay or not.

[talentedhamster]

im used to it

[Atnas]

I'm not gay, I don't see where this gayed up.

Oh, right. His first post in this thread. Which was the first post of the thread.

[Goodlookinguy]

Ha, ha! Slight Burn!

[Thanatos]

oh noez im being burend by faggotz

helphelp

[D3V]

anlz burnt

[Goodlookinguy]

oh noez im being burend by faggotz

helphelp

You're adding a plural. I'm not gay, and neither is Atnas, he is bi, moron.

[Thanatos]

Oh really? Thank you for pointing out that the 'z' at the end of faggot made it plural. What on earth would I do without you? Your insight is refreshing.

And you, dear friend, are most definitely a faggot.

[Goodlookinguy]

Oh really? Thank you for pointing out that the 'z' at the end of faggot made it plural. What on earth would I do without you? Your insight is refreshing.

And you, dear friend, are most definitely a faggot.

As much as you would like to believe it because of your prefered taste of people you like, men, I'm not.

[Thanatos]

The hilarity in your posts is overwhelming.

Please.....

you have to stop.....

[talentedhamster]

hahaha i thought that was the funniest thing in this thread

[Atnas]

I'm not Bisexual. I'm Allsexual.

[WetWired]

Wouldn't it be omnisexual?

[Atnas]

Yeah, that.

[KagomJack]

Pansexuality (sometimes referred to as omnisexuality[1]) is a sexual orientation characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love and/or sexual desire for people, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex. This includes potential attraction to people who do not fit into the gender binary of male/female implied by bisexual attraction. Pansexuality is sometimes described as the capacity to love a person romantically irrespective of gender. Some people who are pansexual also assert that gender and sex are meaningless to them. The word pansexual is derived from the Greek prefix pan-, meaning "all". This prefix is used specifically in contrast to the idea of 'two' genders as expressed by bi-, not to encompass all forms of sexuality, such as sexual fetishes unrelated to gender.

The adjective pansexual may also be applied to organizations or events. In this context, the term usually indicates an openness to the involvement of people of all genders and sexual orientations in said organization/event, not that everyone involved is, or should be, themselves pansexual. The terms "pansexual" and "bisexual" are not mutually exclusive terms, but rather pansexual is a way of defining bisexuality without necessarily denying the possibility of interest in genders and sexes such as those identifying as transgender, gender queer or "genderfuck."[2] The term alternatively is described as a "means to skip the binaries and existentialism of 'bi'."[3].
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnisexual

[Asamin]

Thank you for clearing this up. We have been discussing this at our lunch table for weeks. Yes we are really that bored.

[Goodlookinguy]

That sounds like a fun conversation.

[Thanatos]

Thank you for clearing this up. We have been discussing this at our lunch table for weeks. Yes we are really that bored.

I'm guessing no females sit at your lunch table?

[Atnas]

2/8 of us are females.

We cover some pretty hilarious and outrageous stuff, stuff that I might feel kind of shy posting on zelaron because it's so obscene.

[Goodlookinguy]

2/8 of us are females.

We cover some pretty hilarious and outrageous stuff, stuff that I might feel kind of shy posting on zelaron because it's so obscene.

Shy!? Atnas Post away. Record your lunch conversatations and put them all over the internet. o_O Aww...that was a little weird.

[Coffeedagger]

God I'd rather not hear those conversation for reasons of my own but if you are going to post conversations i can't stop you... I'm going to read them too... even though I don't want to because I can't help but read them.

[HandOfHeaven]

Hi, Coffeedagger.

[Coffeedagger]

Hi HandOfHeaven it's probably blatantly obvious i'm new here eh?

[Goodlookinguy]

Hi HandOfHeaven it's probably blatantly obvious i'm new here eh?

Yes it is, but there is nothing wrong with being new, unless you spam.

[HandOfHeaven]

Ha, all is well. This thread got a good laugh.