Thursday Funny

[D3V]

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily
the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it
was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy son.



All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears.



"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out," replied the daughter.



The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
years ago.




A week later her son w alked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the
Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came
out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

[D3V]

Here's Another!!









Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."

[Atnas]

I like the second one. Haha.

The first isn't very funny to me.

[D3V]

Yeah they're both actually pretty old now that I think about it, I remember hearing the first one in like Jr High.

Still fun to read though, it's nice to lighten up your day, I read somewhere actually reading the "funnies" in the paper daily will extend your life 8 years or something.

[Lenny]

Less the reading, more the laughter, I'd imagine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughter#Laughter_and_the_body

Did you know: the study of the effects of humour and laughter on the human body is called gelotology, derived from the Greek gelos, geloto, which mean, laugh, laughter, laughing.

[D3V]

Wow, that's an excellent read Lenny, I had no idea, I guess they really do give a name and theory for everything these days..