Zelaron Reality TV show?

[D3V]

Who's in?

I'm sure a good majority of members would get casted to make quite an interesting show. I'd be down, now we just have to pitch the idea to MTV and we can become famous!

[HandOfHeaven]

Ha now that'd be a havoc house.

[D3V]

We'd need to be a big, populated city as well. There's so much drama on these forums, throwing the people behind it into one house, with maybe a few extra alcoholic 24 year old females would really make the show interesting.

[KagomJack]

I'd do it. Seems like a fun idea.

[talentedhamster]

i wanna be in the show!!!! it would def be an interesting show hahah

[!King_Amazon!]

My awesomeness would dominate the show and they would have to change the name and kick all of you off.

[talentedhamster]

yeaok buddy.

[Demosthenes]

Who's in?

I'm sure a good majority of members would get casted to make quite an interesting show. I'd be down, now we just have to pitch the idea to MTV and we can become famous!

As long as I can haz internetz!

[KagomJack]

Internet would be needed so we could then, in person, bitch about shit we did to each other on the internet.

[Goodlookinguy]

How great!

[Thanatos]

with maybe a few extra alcoholic 24 year old females

Sold.

Where do I sign up?

[D3V]

I'm going to email some executive producers at MTV once I can get their contact information and pitch the show to them. If they don't take it i'll try VH1, Oxygen, TLC, ABC,CBS,NBC and whatever else I can think of.

[KagomJack]

Don't forget Fox. They'll do anything for ratings.

[talentedhamster]

thats so awesome. dont get your hopes up though

[KagomJack]

It seriously is a cool idea. I'd do it.

[Vault Dweller]

I think this only would work if we could get Kaneda and Klo on board. Judging by history, that would promise some legendary drama.

[Goodlookinguy]

This is a show that would get higher ratings than the first season of "American Idol"!

[D3V]

I'm more interested in the 24year old fine ass alcoholic females that we'd have to get in the hosue with us, hm.

[KagomJack]

Get to writing a letter already.

[Atnas]

Will they allow minors?

[Thanatos]

Highly doubtful. I think the majority of 'cast members' would have to be 21+

[Atnas]

Sucks. I'd love to get to talk to all of you in real life. :P

Then again, I'd probably get beaten up.

[Thanatos]

lol why do you say that?

[Atnas]

Intuition. XD

[Thanatos]

I see. That's some wonderful self-esteem ya got there!

[KagomJack]

Aye, it is.

Atnas: I'd keep you safe :D

[Atnas]

A lot of viewers might find that creepy.

I'm 150% okay with it, though. :3

[talentedhamster]

thats alot of percent

[KagomJack]

Well, given that I'm not going to molest you or touch you innappropriately and will break the kneecaps of any mofo who tries to punch you, I'm sure they'll be okay. :3

[Atnas]

:P Not so sure about that - some fundamentalists I know discriminate against homosexauls on sight. And these people have TV.

:D I hope D3V gets this through to some network and they accept it as well as minors. And also that my mom allows me.

[talentedhamster]

hahaha id be allowed, and by the time they got it up and running id be not a minor. how long til you arent?

[Atnas]

I'm 15. My birthday is in December.

[talentedhamster]

oh wow 15? well they let minors on other shows so just keep your fingers crossed lol

[KagomJack]

I'll pistol whip some bitches.

[Atnas]

You should wear a rainbow cross around your neck.

And a scarf. :3

Scarves are so sexy.

[talentedhamster]

yea espescially if they have that freshly knit by grandma smell

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm pretty sure I would fuck Atnas in the ass.

[talentedhamster]

oh baby. i wanna watch!

[Vault Dweller]

Wait a sec. What the fuck kind of reality show is this turning into?

[Atnas]

I think we're going to have to have this filmed in Cape Verde, Africa if we continue on this route. :)

[Goodlookinguy]

This is so wrong man. I'm only 16, so I feel about as safe as Atnas. Except that I'm a martial artest, so I think that I could hold my own for a while.

[Atnas]

I'm a fencer.

I could devolop a style where I use my cock as a weapon if it comes down to it.

:x

[talentedhamster]

I'm an MMA artist. My specialty is ju-jitus or graplling. I was also on the number 2 wrestling team in the state.

yea, im more then just a silly gymnast who plays halo hah. i think im safe =)

[KagomJack]

I'm just a faggot who knows some Kenjutsu.

[Kaneda]

This was almost a worthwhile thread. There is a house here in Vegas, 4 Bd/ 6Bath. -+ 20,000 sqft. 5 living rooms, bar , 2 pools, Sauna, tennis, theatre. It'd be perfect. Only problem is, a company would have to pay. $$$. Good Zelaron Union grounds too. Hahahahahahahahahahahahajajajajajaja. Turned mexican gunbound >.< for a sec.

[Thanatos]

Four bedrooms and 5 living rooms? Wtf kind of house is this.

I do like the bar though..

[D3V]

I'm an MMA artist. My specialty is ju-jitus or graplling. I was also on the number 2 wrestling team in the state.

yea, im more then just a silly gymnast who plays halo hah. i think im safe =)

I guarntee I could take you. :p

As well as anybody else in the "house"

[Thanatos]

Wrong. Grav would just sit on you.

[talentedhamster]

I guarntee I could take you. :p

As well as anybody else in the "house"


yea, only cause your like 100 pounds heavier then me hahaah.

[D3V]

Ah fuck I didn't even think about that. Meh, I'll just leave a trail of twinkees around the house and just stay away from there, it'll keep him busy for a few hours.

[D3V]

yea, only cause your like 100 pounds heavier then me hahaah.

Wtf? How much do you weigh?..

[talentedhamster]

Wtf? How much do you weigh?..


aboout 108-110. i may have exaggerated, cause idk how much you weight. well, how much are you?

[D3V]

I'm only around 175-180 now, so that's pretty much being 2x of you, though, I'm expecting it go up as i've been working out with my damn Fitness nazi buddy from school.

[Atnas]

Those are the worst kinds of nazis.

[D3V]

Yeah he used to basically be a roided out meathead, but we've been buddies since damn 3rd grade so i've always been cool with him. He's lost a lot of weight so now he wants to just work out and get my ass back into tiptop shape before summer time :) .. i'm entered in a biggest loser contest right now as well, already lost almost 20 lbs, and if I can tone up in the next 2 months i'll win the money for sure.

[Atnas]

That sounds like a sweet deal. Health + Cash.

I'm not sure what I should do. I have like 5% body fat, so I'm really skinny, but I'm pretty strong as well. I don't want to work out a lot, because I need that 5%, but I can't gain weight through eating - my metabolism just doesn't allow it.

I think I might work on my pecs, as those are my most lacking muscles.

[D3V]

Well, i'd start slow. It's always best to keep your cardio up = burn fast much more efficiently. And then try and bulk up from there, up your protein definately, but keep the food lean that you eat, and just make sure you have tons of reps in your workout.

[KagomJack]

How's your petition to get us a Zelaron Reality TV show coming?

[D3V]

I've got a rough draft saved on my laptop at home, seriously. If anybody is interested in finnishing the work for me (since I really have no clue what i'm doing) feel free to and i'll senx the .txt file I have now over, I'm still having trouble actually finding the executive producers e-mails and contact information.

[KagomJack]

PM me for my e-mail addy. I could probably also find contact information via IMDB Pro.

[D3V]

Wow, you really are serious about this aren't you? .. Check your e-mail sometime during the day Sunday, i'll e-mail it from my laptop.

[KagomJack]

Hell yeah I'm serious. I want my 15 minutes. I'm seriously trying to break into the world of film and acting any possible way I can. If friggin' Justin and Kelly from American Idol can do it, then I sure as hell can! :V

[Kaneda]

Four bedrooms and 5 living rooms? Wtf kind of house is this.

I do like the bar though..

It's some Playboy party house. The bar room has a hidden cove with a underground tunnel leading to one pool.

[Vault Dweller]

This is starting to sound interesting. I wouldn't commit to being a full-time cast member, but maybe a cameo appearance...

[Kaneda]

Such an easy sell to Mtv or maybe G4TV. Since all are about games and Net. GOD! Think how huge Zel would get. It would be the central hub for millions of viewers and us to communicate.

[S2 AM]

I'm more interested in the 24year old fine ass alcoholic females that we'd have to get in the hosue with us, hm.

We can just get talentedhamster drunk. What happens in the house stays in the house. :p

[talentedhamster]

i was WAITING for someone to say something like that. surprised it took so long though...

[D3V]

Shit, for how light she is it'd probably only take like 1-2 beers.

[KagomJack]

I'm still waiting for that e-mail, D3V. *crosses arms*

[talentedhamster]

2 actually. no joke.

[Goodlookinguy]

Wow, you really are serious about this aren't you? .. Check your e-mail sometime during the day Sunday, i'll e-mail it from my laptop.

I'm still waiting for that e-mail, D3V. *crosses arms*

I don't think he is really gonna make one.

2 actually. no joke.

Your easy.

[D3V]

Okay, the company that produces, or atleast has produced the last 17 seasons of the Real world is

Bunim-Murray Productions [BMP]

I did note that you had IMDB pro? So hopefully you can continue from there.

.. Actually, they've produced a HUGE array of television reality shows.


Now, remember that show 'Beauty and the Geek'? .. It's produced by a company by the name of September Films

I have more on my laptop but I really don't ever get a chance to use it, the pitch would probably need to be reworded completely anyways.

[D3V]

2 actually. no joke.


Hah, that's awesome, gotta love a chick that it doesn't take much to get drunk :)

[Thanatos]

2 actually. no joke.

Holy crap. ~15 here.

[talentedhamster]

im easy cause i have a low tolerance? yea ok buddy. you fuckin wish. get out of those girl pants, and get a life.

[KagomJack]

I was just wanting to see the letter you had written. I can easily take it from there.

[Coriander]

Haha, count me in if this ever happens, by the time it got ready to film and such i would be 18 so count me in! lol..

[Goodlookinguy]

I wonder what exactly would draw the producers in to a bunch of people on a forum? We're nothing special, or are we and I'm missing it? Well as interesting as it sounds I took it a joke, and you guys took it a little further than that. Now if somehow this wild plan succeeds, then I guess there is no denying that I would want to be in it. Though until there is evidence of some sort of well written material, that could draw someone to it, I see it as failing even if you try.