Happy Darwin Day

[Demosthenes]

Just wanted to with everyone a Happy Darwin Day!

[Thanatos]

Happy birthday dar_win!!!

[Grav]

Happy birthday dar_win!!!

And here to receive the award is none other than Thanatos...

[P.S. - He's not talking about dar_win the member...]

[Thanatos]

That was the joke.

You fucking moron.

[Grav]

It's hard to tell when monkeys are sarcastic.

[D3V]

Don't be mad because it went over your head ...

[Grav]

I can say with almost 100% certainty that all you do is mimic what I say. Poorly. Monkey see, monkey do, eh?

[D3V]

Almost 100%? So like what 51%? Wrong.

[Grav]

Looks like both recipients are here, at any case. Go ahead and give them the award, mj!

[D3V]

Still, not, funny.

[Atnas]

Why are you people always at each other's throats?

Happy Birthday Darwin. Even though you've been dead for a few fucking hundred years. Yay Science and Humanity!

[Thanatos]

It's hard to tell when monkeys are sarcastic.

I'm a monkey because I made a joke you didn't pick up on right away?

[Atnas]

I didn't think it was that funny. I actually thought it was his birthday before I checked.

Why are you people so aggressive.

[Thanatos]

It wasn't supposed to be HILARIOUS or anything.

Anyway, I now hate this thread with a passion.

[D3V]

You've got to understand, that let's say for example, every time you post I were to follow you around the forums, every time you respond to something, and pick apart what you've said, over-analyze it and try to make you look like a jackass.. That's what Grav does. That's what he is about, he doesn't bring anything positive to these forums, ever.

He's just a parasite, living to bring everything around him down, just lurking and waiting for his next victim, and when reality notices he's nothing but a miniscule part of their lives, they ignore him and go on their way.

[HandOfHeaven]

I wouldn't mind a penguin.

[Demosthenes]

Anyway, to de-derail my thread, here's an interesting article on why Darwin matters. (http://richarddawkins.net/article,2236,n,n)

[Grav]

You've got to understand, that let's say for example, every time you post I were to follow you around the forums, every time you respond to something, and pick apart what you've said, over-analyze it and try to make you look like a jackass.. That's what Grav does. That's what he is about, he doesn't bring anything positive to these forums, ever.

He's just a parasite, living to bring everything around him down, just lurking and waiting for his next victim, and when reality notices he's nothing but a miniscule part of their lives, they ignore him and go on their way.

Oh just shut up and kiss me already.

[Demosthenes]

It's hard to tell when monkeys are sarcastic.

What about chimps? I'm 98.4% chimp.

[Grav]

Nigga you gay.

[-Spector-]

Never heard of Darwin day.

[Atnas]

It's Darwin's Birthday. I only heard of it twice before.

[Demosthenes]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Day

[Lenny]

First I've heard of it, which is strange. I'd have thunk that someone with as much importance as Darwin would be printed in my calendar at the versy least... but he isn't.

So, Happy Darwin Day, MJ! And the rest of you.

[Atnas]

Why the fuck is "Thunk" in my spell checker dictionary.

[Grav]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=thunk&x=0&y=0

It's onomatopoeia.