Single

[KagomJack]

Well, I'm single again. It ended on good terms and all, so no regrets there. S'all I feel like saying.

[gruesomeBODY]

Well, at least it didnt end on bad terms. Are you two still going to hang out?

[KagomJack]

Yeah, we are. Still friends and still roommates, so it wasn't too horrible.

[HandOfHeaven]

That's good. I'm single as well, as of last week. Caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my best friend and her ex. You see, apparently she is a big old whore, which I should've found out beforehand. Thank God her roommate was nice enough to tell me her ex had stayed the night, and I walked in on her and my best friend. Just about broke the guy's face. Great stuff, college.

[gruesomeBODY]

wow, damn that sucks dude. I hate whores

[KagomJack]

Wait...you had a girlfriend?

[HandOfHeaven]

Yep. She was damn hot too. Oh well, I'm working on another girl that's actually from the town I went to school in. She lives across the hall, not above me like this one girl. I'm going to do a little bit more of a background check, but she did go to a Catholic school. But then again, I went to a Lutheran school and apparently I'm just in awe of drugs.

[KagomJack]

Catholic schoolgirls are odd. It's always a 50/50 chance they're like the stereotypical one.

[Kaneda]

Thats the way it works with brainwashing people. Either they take right to it and are perfect little pawns, or they totally revolt and become super freaky.

[HandOfHeaven]

She seems to be potentially harmless. She gives me rides to and from my old town when I visit there. Apparently she doesn't like guys at the moment, because she has been screwed over a few times recently. She's very pretty, smart, and we do get along pretty well. I won't start pursuing anything more than a friendship for awhile unless she does. Good thing about her is that she has never done any drugs and rarely drinks. Wish me luck, if anything I'll make a best friend.

Kagom, won't that be a bit awkward living with him? I can see how it could be worked out, but at times won't that be hard? Did something happen? I'm glad that you two are still on good terms.

[Kaneda]

Wo wo. Whatch out there with the friendship thing. If you take it to far you'll never get to be more than that. Just a warning, keep your wits about you.

[Vault Dweller]

Tough break, HOH. Welcome to the part of college that really sucks - awkward social bullshit.

Friend zone = very low (though not impossible) chance of fucky-fucky.

Kagom, won't that be a bit awkward living with him?
^My question also, though I'm relatively mystified by the concept of a "good-terms" breakup. Good luck with that, dude.

[KagomJack]

It will be awkward for me, really awkward, but given my choices, it's one I'll just have to deal with. Maybe awkward for him, but he won't admit it or show it.

[Kaneda]

So he's the "man." I hear you there dude. Klo and I have discussed breaking up and being roommates and I just couldn't do it and I don't think she could do it, although she says she could. Every guy she brought home would leave with a concusion or worse.

[Willkillforfood]

Wait until one of you brings another person home =(.

[HandOfHeaven]

I'm waiting for the opportune time. It's not like I'm going to stretch this thing out for months. Ha. We do flirt quite a bit too, but that may just be a friend thing too, right? Plenty of pussy here though, but half of it is stuck-up or has been used many times already.

[KagomJack]

More 'n likely I'll probably give out dirty looks and be really quiet. Just how I am. It's weird and I think stupid.

[Willkillforfood]

Rip off his nuts

[HandOfHeaven]

I'd break down the door when he was in the shower and stab him in the throat.

[Willkillforfood]

That would definitely give Kagom closure.

[HandOfHeaven]

I think so. But I'm afraid that he would hit on me so much that the next day I'd kill him in the shower too.

[Kaneda]

More 'n likely I'll probably give out dirty looks and be really quiet. Just how I am. It's weird and I think stupid.

I'd go with a revenge fuck. Either sleep with the guy he brings home OR just bring home a guy of your own and I'm sure he'll be as pissed as you are.

[Willkillforfood]

And then make them drink poisoned koolaid.

[Kaneda]

Ha.
"Hey guuuys. Wow you must be tired after all that sweaty pig buttsecks. Here I made you some tasty Watermelon Koolaid! Drink up sexys."

[KagomJack]

I'm not revenge oriented. Really, just fuck him.

[Kaneda]

Wo wo, I thought it ended on good terms? How did we jump into this revenge conversation?

[KagomJack]

All the talk of attack him in the shower?

[klo]

I could do it. We just couldn't bring other people over and have that an agreement. Sure we'd be pissed when the other was gone all night, but we'd get over it before they even got back. hahaha.

And HoH, I still think that your just making up drama stories to entertain yourself...and kagom, im sorry. :(. Are you guys planning on a date where one of you is moving out?

[HandOfHeaven]

Klo, why the fuck would I lie? This shit happens all the time. I just got money stolen from my room again.

[KagomJack]

No. I might move out in January to live in San Fran with a friend of mine. We'll see.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Aww. How's your ex taking it? Is it affecting his performance in The Teletubbies TV show?