Best girlfriend ever

[JRwakebord]

Got me an Xbox360 for our 6 month anniversary. I'm in love.

Halo3, here I come!

[gruesomeBODY]

Lucky. I wish my gf bought me a 360. Well actually, i wish i had a gf.

[Grav]

Self-owned

[Dar_Win]

A 360 for 6 months? Sounds like a keeper to me.

[!King_Amazon!]

Sounds like a creeper to me.

[kaos]

She probably wants to keep you pre-occupied while she cheats on you, pwnt. I neva trust a bitch.

[gruesomeBODY]

She probably wants to keep you pre-occupied while she cheats on you, pwnt. I neva trust a bitch.

LOL

I actually know this girl and she isnt that way. If anything, she just wants more attention then she is already getting.

[klo]

Then she was stupid for buying a gaming system...
I almost got Kaneda one for his bday this year...but then he said he didn't want to celebrate it so I decided I'd save the money for whatever he wants at X-Mas lol.

[Willkillforfood]

Owned. Everyone says that even if they want shit.

[The1]

Lucky. I wish my gf bought me a 360. Well actually, i wish i had a gf.

haha was to funny

[gruesomeBODY]

haha was to funny

Glad to make you laugh

[glory_gamer]

Well knowing JR he more then likely had sex with the 360 already. (AKA Marking his territory.)

[gruesomeBODY]

Well knowing JR he more then likely had sex with the 360 already. (AKA Marking his territory.)

You didnt have to post that, we all knew it already


Do u have the 360 glory? Halo 3 is right around the cornor

[Willkillforfood]

This just in: JR rushed to hospital for a weird case of electricution of the penis.

[JRwakebord]

I have very odd-shaped burn marks on my shaft...

[glory_gamer]

Nope, No 360 yet but i am hoping to get one soon. Maybe i should try talking kenpo into giving me his. lol

[talentedhamster]

=( my boyfriend didnt get ME a 360 for our 6 month. asshole.

[HandOfHeaven]

Not even afternoon delight?

[gruesomeBODY]

=( my boyfriend didnt get ME a 360 for our 6 month. asshole.

When did you get a boyfriend?

[glory_gamer]

WoW our talented is still here! YEAH!

[talentedhamster]

haha ive had a boyfriend for a long ass time! november - march, we broke up for like 2 weeks and then yea. why, didn't think i could get a guy? meanie.

and yea talented is still here. well, she was gone but now shes back! you all need to IM her: k80 butt or call her if you have her number cause she misses you guys.

[gruesomeBODY]

haha ive had a boyfriend for a long ass time! november - march, we broke up for like 2 weeks and then yea. why, didn't think i could get a guy? meanie.

and yea talented is still here. well, she was gone but now shes back! you all need to IM her: k80 butt or call her if you have her number cause she misses you guys.

No, i was just shocked. I never knew you had a boyfriend. It was just funny to read i guess.

I have been playing H2 alot but nobody is ever on. People, i only have live for another 2 weeks, then im not sure about my house. (eventhough im pretty positive it will work there)

[talentedhamster]

i wish i could playyyyyyyyyyyyyy cause i only have a life for less than a week now before supper hardcorex0928364057 gymnastics starts =( ill try. i really will.

[HandOfHeaven]

I used to date a gymnast. She was a hot little thing.

[gruesomeBODY]

Ill be the first to say that talented has curves, at least from what Jake tells me.

[talentedhamster]

are you callin me fat?!?!

[Willkillforfood]

Is that the guy that went on the cruise and hooked up with another girl? Please God tell me no?

[talentedhamster]

yea, thats him. =/

[Willkillforfood]

Wow Katie =P.

[talentedhamster]

well back to gruesome.....ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!? ima kill you.

[Titusfied]

I think he was saying curves as a good thing. Nice boobies and ass.

Cup size and dimensions please?

[Willkillforfood]

From her pics she has nice boobs and a nice ass but she's jailbait currently! =P

[Thanatos]

Pathetic.

[Willkillforfood]

Coming from you I gotta do this ....sec

LOL

[Thanatos]

I'm not the one hitting on a girl that I'll never meet. Try girls that you can actually meet IN REAL LIFE, maybe that'll help you with your women troubles.

[talentedhamster]

ouch. what do you mean by jailbait? im confused

[gruesomeBODY]

I think he was saying curves as a good thing. Nice boobies and ass.

Cup size and dimensions please?

This was what i was sayin. You couldnt be a gymnast if you were fat. It was a good thing

[!King_Amazon!]

ouch. what do you mean by jailbait? im confused
Jailbait=underage, meaning it's illegal to sex you up.

[talentedhamster]

haha yea it is. and thanks gruesome!!!

[glory_gamer]

First of all, I started reading the thread and saw hardcore which is normal in here {when titus is around} sencond of all gruesome your not in the dorms again this year? Got your own place huh? You connection will work there. 3rd of all Gymnast are very flexable. :) O, and for my closing statment, pitching a tent is hard.

[Willkillforfood]

I'm not the one hitting on a girl that I'll never meet. Try girls that you can actually meet IN REAL LIFE, maybe that'll help you with your women troubles.

I'm not hitting on her. I was making an observation. Get an education and you'll learn how to understand these things. I bet your law firm buddies have fun with you =). So much shit probably goes over your head =D. That's probably why they've kept you around this long ...you're like the ugly chick that semi-hot girls hang around to make them look better. You being in the office makes everyone feel like a veritable genius =D.

[glory_gamer]

Next thread, Best Blowjob ever!

[Thanatos]

Lmao you're really pulling for straws now. You are so oblivious it's actually quite comical.

[Titusfied]

STOP FIGHTING! Katie is MINE! I want and need jail time!

[klo]

I dont think ive seen pics...
but gymnists typically aren't fat, although they usually don't have boobs either. nice legs though!

[talentedhamster]

HAHAHAHAHA gymnasts having no boobs HAHAHAAAAAAAA you make me laugh =)

[klo]

typically no.

I have a friend who's got a "thing" for them..dated like 3 or 4, and they don't. Maybe the amatures do...

[!King_Amazon!]

Catfight! You won't hit her!

[klo]

She's not only illegal to fuck, she's also illegal to hit.

lmao

oh, and a catfight about boobs is just great :P

[talentedhamster]

haha you are right though MOST gymnastics don't have big boobs. and yes! you can't hit me, so lets fight! i bet id win!

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm pretty sure you'd win either way, at least from talking to you I would expect so.

[talentedhamster]

uh, idk if thats a good thing or a bad thing so hey thanks, asshole

[klo]

You'd expect wrong. unfortunately I don't fight without probable cause...and talking about her little boobs isn't probable cause for me. shit, mine could probably kick your ass on their own. haha, poor things :(. lol.

how old are you anyways?

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm pretty sure the only way we can settle this is with mud wrestling.

[Vault Dweller]

I'm pretty sure the only way we can settle this is with mud wrestling.

Glad someone said it.

[klo]

Sorry boys,
tha'd be illegal as well.

[talentedhamster]

holllllllld up. you callin me little in the boob area? are you smoking crack? and jeez wtf isnt illegal



yea, we're pretty much done tlaking about my boobs

[gruesomeBODY]

holllllllld up. you callin me little in the boob area? are you smoking crack? and jeez wtf isnt illegal



yea, we're pretty much done tlaking about my boobs

Im pretty sure that noone on this site has seen a picture of you. U m ight need to post one so that she can see you in all your glory

[Thanatos]

Picture thread time! In fact, everybody that doesn't have one up there should.

[gruesomeBODY]

ill second that.

[talentedhamster]

no one has pictures anywhere! unless theres something im missing....

[Thanatos]

I'm missing what you meant in that post.

[talentedhamster]

better?

[HandOfHeaven]

Zpics?

[Willkillforfood]

If only I could remember your Myspace.

[talentedhamster]

you never HAD my myspace, did you? i thought the only person who did was lenny.

[Thanatos]

no one has pictures anywhere! unless theres something im missing....

Post your pictures here. (http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=42106) And view everyone else's here. (http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=42179)

[talentedhamster]

idk how to post pictures =) im computer retarded.

no one say anything.

[Willkillforfood]

You actually gave Titus and I your myspace a long time ago.

[Demosthenes]

From her pics she has nice boobs and a nice ass but she's jailbait currently! =P

Not for me, nigga!

[Titusfied]

Well, mine is up there, but not by my own hand. People just like taking the liberty to post my picture everywhere. I'm just that damn handsome.

[Willkillforfood]

Well, mine is up there, but not by my own hand. People just like taking the liberty to post my picture everywhere. I'm just that damn handsome.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/Willkillforfood/gaytitusfied.jpg

[Titusfied]

I don't understand?

[Willkillforfood]

!?!?!? Que!?

[HandOfHeaven]

I want to see pic's of talented...Ugh.

Haha (there's a creepy post for the day)

[Demosthenes]

I want to see pic's of talented...Ugh.

Haha (there's a creepy post for the day)

I want see pictures of talented and have sex with talented.

Haha (there's a creeipier post of the day)

[HandOfHeaven]

I want to fuck her like an animal.

[talentedhamster]

i don't know how her boyfriend would feel about that.

how about, i send one of you my pic and then you can post it cause idk how? good idea? maybe?

[gruesomeBODY]

send it to hoh.

[Willkillforfood]

Your boyfriend is a dick anyways.

[HandOfHeaven]

Haha.

[JRwakebord]

I think Talented sent me a pic of her a while ago, it most likely got deleted tho. She's got quite the little body.

[Willkillforfood]

Yea. She has big boobs, especially for a gymnist.

[JRwakebord]

I'm a fan of boobs.

[gruesomeBODY]

I'm a fan of boobs.

AS AM I

[Lenny]

how about, i send one of you my pic and then you can post it cause idk how? good idea? maybe?

Alternatively, one could nick them off your Myspace and post them without your knowledge? Livens things up a bit, that way. :rolleyes:

[Willkillforfood]

Can't remember it.

[gruesomeBODY]

Can't remember it.

Lenny probably does

[HandOfHeaven]

I want to see talented's boobs and fornicate myself to them.

[S2 AM]

College Smith/Steve Says:
How far a gymnist goes with her career(C) is directly related to the size of her breasts (B) such that C=yB. Now let's assume a particle is traveling along the line C=cB such that it's velocity at any given point is given by d/dx(cB). Let us also assume that the function y=sin(x)+(1.3 x 10^11) is the rate at which the stock market fluctuates and M=10,000C is the rate of income(M) in relation to the Career(C). Determine the difference in income from the greatest value of the stock market to the least value of the stock market. Does this surprise you? Now determine the rate of change in income when the stock market is at it's peaks and at it's at it's highest rate of change. Does this surprise you? Write a short paragraph describing your results.

Army Smith Says:
Boobs are nice

[Thanatos]

Seriously dude.. wow..

[Willkillforfood]

Pix! Not naked ones since that'd be illegal though and we'd all goto jail.

[HandOfHeaven]

Kekekekeke!

[Lenny]

Can't remember it as such, rather it's but a few clicks away from my profile page.

[klo]

haha. well, good luck with your underage boobs :P.

And im very computer illeterate and i still put up pics.

[Demosthenes]

haha. well, good luck with your underage boobs :P.

And im very computer illeterate and i still put up pics.

Can we get overage boobs?!

[Willkillforfood]

haha, nice.

[HandOfHeaven]

Dude, I wanna see dem pics mon!

[JRwakebord]

Any boobs are greatly appreciated. Except man boobs.

[S2 AM]

Any boobs are greatly appreciated. Except man boobs.

:( I'll put my camera away

[glory_gamer]

Im pretty sure that noone on this site has seen a picture of you. U m ight need to post one so that she can see you in all your glory
This is where i should have jumped in with it having my name in it and all, my bad. Let me start with the fact of man boobs. Wake dont give us that you enjoy a man boob every now and then. next would be the catfight, take out the mud and add a pool of KY and white T's.

[talentedhamster]

haha lemme just tell you guys one thing....


none of you are gonna get to see my boobs =) k? k.

[HandOfHeaven]

Well at least put up a pic.

[Willkillforfood]

Lenny has her on friends.

[gruesomeBODY]

hahahahaha this thread is so funny

[klo]

Or on the stupid end.

and you can't be bragging about your boobs if your not going to give proof, sorry.

[gruesomeBODY]

i sense a challange coming on :)

[!King_Amazon!]

Like I said, mud wrestling.

[Grav]

I'm closing this due to patheticness

[gruesomeBODY]

Thank you grav

[Titusfied]

Reopened for underage boobs.

[!King_Amazon!]

¿¿¿¿¿where?!?!?!

[HandOfHeaven]

Come on, lucky 7!!

[glory_gamer]

Where is the cop when u need him. see what he says.

[HandOfHeaven]

Come on, lucky 7! Can't call the cops, I have an ID that says I'm 17.

[glory_gamer]

winner!

[HandOfHeaven]

For the game and glory!

[JRwakebord]

Or on the stupid end.

and you can't be bragging about your boobs if your not going to give proof, sorry.


Well then klo, it's up to you. JRwakebord at gmail.com

[S2 AM]

haha lemme just tell you guys one thing....


none of you are gonna get to see my boobs =) k? k.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If talented hampster says she has boobs, but we never see her boobs, do they truly exist?

(Sorry I'm taking a philosophy class)

[Grav]

Tits or I'm trashing this, guys. Srsly.

[S2 AM]

Tits or I'm trashing this, guys. Srsly.

Remember back when Grav was cool?
.....
Aw, who am I kiddin, Grav was never cool.

[Grav]

You have no idea how much relief it gives me to hear that.

[JRwakebord]

And the point of trashing this would be?

[!King_Amazon!]

Tits or I'm trashing this, guys. Srsly.
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m102/macoutte/ManTits.jpg

[JRwakebord]

I'm gonna dig out my eyes with a spork.

[Vault Dweller]

That...that's just not right...

Why do you have access to such a vomitous monstrosity of an image?

[HandOfHeaven]

I'm almost tempted to report a bad post!

That almost made me puke. Glad I'm good at scrolling down.

[gruesomeBODY]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m102/macoutte/ManTits.jpg

this is probably one of the worse things i have ever seen, and i have seen some bad shit

[HandOfHeaven]

Why the fuck did you include the quote? Ugh.... *shudders*

[talentedhamster]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww that is so nasty. whyd you do that =(

[Thanatos]

this is probably one of the worse things i have ever seen, and i have seen some bad shit

Congrats for quoting it and making me see it twice!

[D3V]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m102/macoutte/ManTits.jpg

Dude, Goddamn K_A keep your personal pictures off of the forums next time? K thx.

[!King_Amazon!]

D3v, you're so witty, it's amazing.

[Thanatos]

I e-mailed a couple of co-workers that picture. This one dude was like, "I can't get that image out of my fucking head!!"

[Vault Dweller]

Goddammit! Why do people keep quoting it?

I'm not checking this thread anymore...

[!King_Amazon!]

Why not? It's hilarious.

[Willkillforfood]

Nasty ><.

[gruesomeBODY]

sorry for quoting

[talentedhamster]

don't lie bobby, you just wanted to see it 1 more time

[HandOfHeaven]

Pics of you?

[gruesomeBODY]

don't lie bobby, you just wanted to see it 1 more time
hey tits are tits right. Actually no, not that set at least. Please talanted send a pic to erase this image from my head

[HandOfHeaven]

Seriously, talented we need proof. And klo's too because she said hers are bigger.

[talentedhamster]

yea.......no.

[klo]

just had to delete all kaneda and my boob pics cuz i was showing some pics from work to the guys, didn't want to let them see that shit. hmm, sorry. haha

[talentedhamster]

no way in hell im showing YOU guys. you fucking suck.

[klo]

haha...

"you made fun of my bf, now you dont get to see my boobs!!!"

[talentedhamster]

actually, ive said no for the past YEAR that they've been asking.

[HandOfHeaven]

Not even just a pic of you?

Wow. Weird.

[klo]

uhm, good job?

lol

[Thanatos]

Guys, if she doesn't want to show a pic of herself to us then she has to be ugly. It's okay. Ugly people are humans, too.

[talentedhamster]

I don't want to show you my boobs so I'm ugly? wow.

[Thanatos]

This isn't even about boobs anymore (Didn't think I'd ever say that....)

Just post a regular pic?

[S2 AM]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m102/macoutte/ManTits.jpg

One more time for good measure.

[Grav]

no way in hell im showing YOU guys. you fucking suck.
Ugly and a prude.

[talentedhamster]

idk how to post a regular pic.

[Willkillforfood]

I think you can attach it to the post? Or host it on picaroni.com.

[gruesomeBODY]

idk how to post a regular pic.
YOu click the reply button and go down to manage attachments. From there you just click the file you want to share and it uploads to the site.

[talentedhamster]

YOu click the reply button and go down to manage attachments. From there you just click the file you want to share and it uploads to the site.

nvm i got it working. no pics of just me that are of my face, or a camera, so this is all that there is.

[Willkillforfood]

Poor girl broke your back in an accident =P.

[JRwakebord]

klo's turn

[HandOfHeaven]

Totally.

[!King_Amazon!]

Haven't you guys seen Klo's pictures?

[JRwakebord]

I have no idea whatsoever as to what she looks like.

[gruesomeBODY]

i dont know if i have ever seen a picture either.

[!King_Amazon!]

She's posted some somewhere. I posted some as well but I think I removed them. Dunno if I even have them anymore, lemme see.

Ah, I do. They're hosted on my webspace.

http://kinga.zelaron.com/kyra/S3600259.JPG
http://kinga.zelaron.com/kyra/email.jpg
http://kinga.zelaron.com/kyra/email1.jpg
http://kinga.zelaron.com/kyra/email2.jpg
http://kinga.zelaron.com/kyra/from_email.jpg
http://kinga.zelaron.com/kyra/ronjeremy.JPG
http://kinga.zelaron.com/kyra/ronjeremy2.jpg

[gruesomeBODY]

well this thread just got alot better

[Willkillforfood]

Klo does have the advantage of being a mother as far as having larger boobs. Katie, you need to get pregnant to best her.

[!King_Amazon!]

I don't think any of those pictures are after her pregnancy. I can't remember.

[Lenny]

Is no-one else slightly curious as to why !K_A! has pictures of Klo on his webspace?

[HandOfHeaven]

Well, I'm just trying to see why Kaneda would cheat with the girl on the right (first one) when klo is clearly t3h h0ttz0r.

[talentedhamster]

heh no way am i havin a baby. do you know how hard gymnastics would be? but yea i don't have any normal pictures like that =( at least none within 2 years.

[Lenny]

To be honest she's kinda cute, in her own way (girl on the right).

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, I took a second look. I'd much rather just have both.

I dated a gymnast once. She was pretty damn good, too.

[Willkillforfood]

heh no way am i havin a baby. do you know how hard gymnastics would be? but yea i don't have any normal pictures like that =( at least none within 2 years.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend gymnastics while pregnant.

[!King_Amazon!]

Is no-one else slightly curious as to why !K_A! has pictures of Klo on his webspace?
Back when we had our little fallout I hosted them there. She had given them to me beforehand.

[klo]

Most are after baby.
And yea its weird you still have those pics.

[Willkillforfood]

And the hundreds of people who visit these forums are prolly wanking to your pictures right now, Klo =P.

[!King_Amazon!]

Most are after baby.
And yea its weird you still have those pics.
Why? It's not like I have them on my computer. I uploaded them to my Zelaron webspace and never took them down.

[!King_Amazon!]

And the hundreds of people who visit these forums are prolly wanking to your pictures right now, Klo =P.
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[gruesomeBODY]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (1 members and 0 guests)

Which is HoH wacking it

[HandOfHeaven]

Could it be that there is a new post and I happened to click the thread? ZOMG!!!!

[JRwakebord]

I'm kind of a fan.

[glory_gamer]

ok now can i get a pic of titus put up there?

[JRwakebord]

Haven't we had enough of those?

[glory_gamer]

What are u talking about?! You cant have enough photo shop titus pics! b/c u know as well as i do that thats not titus's realy arm!

[gruesomeBODY]

im confused

[Thanatos]

And the hundreds of people who visit these forums are prolly wanking to your pictures right now, Klo =P.

What the fuck? Why would people do that and why would you even think that? Pervert. All of you are perverts. It's a fucking girl... omg lets freak out!!!!

[!King_Amazon!]

It is the internet.

[Thanatos]

So? I hope this isn't how you guys react around girls in real life, but I'm sure some of you do. I'm looking at HoH and WillKill. :weird: Shame.

[!King_Amazon!]

You obviously haven't been on the internet for very long. This is how guys react when they meet a girl on the internet, especially when there are pics.

[Thanatos]

Well, I think it's rather pathetic, to be honest.

[HandOfHeaven]

Isn't it the stereotypical thing to do? I just wanted to fit in....



Haha.

Don't believe everything you hear on the internet, unless it's a certain fling that I'm having.

[!King_Amazon!]

Well, I think it's rather pathetic, to be honest.
Yes, but a reality of the internet. If you really want to see it at its fullest, get WoW, make a female night elf, get to the nearest capital city, take off all of your clothes and dance, and say you're a girl. Dudes will give you tons of money, items, all kinds of shit, ask you to cyber, ask for your phone number, ask for you picture, nude or otherwise, etc. It's crazy.

[HandOfHeaven]

Do you do this to get free shit? Sounds like a good plan...

[D3V]

Well, I think it's rather pathetic, to be honest.

/agree with that.


People that act that way on the internet are the same guys that are too scared to even talk to a girl back in this place we call reality.

[!King_Amazon!]

Do you do this to get free shit? Sounds like a good plan...
I did it once just to see what would happen and that's what happened. I don't need gold or items though, so it's not like I whore myself out to make money on WoW. It was more of a social experiment.

However, if you were starting a new character on a server you don't play on already, it would be a really good way to get started off. I probably had like 50g after I was done, a bunch of cloth for low levels, random gears and lots of different colored shirts to wear. It really was surprising.

[!King_Amazon!]

/agree with that.


People that act that way on the internet are the same guys that are too scared to even talk to a girl back in this place we call reality.
It pretty much has to do with that "anonymity factor." On the internet, if you get rejected, you can just change your name or move on to the next random person you want to hit on. Rejection doesn't hurt on the internet.

[HandOfHeaven]

You all take the internet too seriously! Ha.

[D3V]

I wouldn't even bother with breaking it down. But I agree with HoE now.

[Thanatos]

Who's a hoe?

[D3V]

Who's a hoe?

That's how I pronounce HoH in my head, the 2nd H is silent.

[Kaneda]

What are u talking about?! You cant have enough photo shop titus pics! b/c u know as well as i do that thats not titus's realy arm!

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/9722/craigmom2ok.gif

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[Kaneda]

LOL! That pic cracks me up everytime I post it.

[D3V]

Who the hell is that?

[Thanatos]

Titusfried's mom.

[D3V]

I didn't know Mules could breed.

[HandOfHeaven]

Man, she got all of the cream filling.

[gruesomeBODY]

i remember that picture. I pissed my pants looking at it

[glory_gamer]

Not titus!

[talentedhamster]

the maturity level with you guys is unbelievable hah

[Willkillforfood]

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/9722/craigmom2ok.gif

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Did Titusfied's mom work at wal-mart or something? =p

[HandOfHeaven]

I was think she gave out Lattes at the local Starbucks.