I hate black people

[Demosthenes]

/sigh

Lets all perpetuate the stereotype.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUrhNtk7X7s

[Thanatos]

Lmao. What a dumb bitch. 11th person tested and she still doesn't know who the father is. Can we say S-L-U-T??

Why's it gotta be black people, though? I'm sure there have been white trailor trash to appear on that show concerning the same thing. Racist!

[Demosthenes]

I would assume so, but as much as I hate to say it, an unbelievable number of black people actually perpetuate the stereotype, not just a few. Especially young black males -- like me.

If white people do it, it's just some dumb bitch, but this is what's expected of my race and it sickens me.

[Thanatos]

Since when is the general consensus that black people have to act like that? Are you saying society expects black people to behave like that? Maybe where you live, but I work with a lot of highly intelligent black people who negate that stereotype tenfold.

Bad day or something?

[Demosthenes]

Well, that is what seems to be the expectation from us here.

I can't help but notice many of my peers, at least in high school, did not help put an end to that stereotype.

[timmay1113]

I like to stereotype you all the time. It makes me feel like a big man. lol

[D3V]

Well, that is what seems to be the expectation from us here.

I can't help but notice many of my peers, at least in high school, did not help put an end to that stereotype.

That's because theres a difference in the peers, but if I say anymore i'm branded a racist! Censored, this segment has been removed for and against the judgement of D3V, thank you, that is all

[!King_Amazon!]

Mj's right, though. Black people really don't help their image much.

[D3V]

Mj's right, though. Black people really don't help their image much.

*insert Carlos Mencia quote here* And of course, I can't remember one off the top of my head.

[HandOfHeaven]

All the suspects on Cops today have been black or spanish...

[D3V]

All the suspects on Cops today have been black or spanish...

Lol, here's what the two sides of the Color spectrum would say:

Blacks/Hispanis: Ahh yehh, we's just gettun targeted cuz the white mans out to get us

Whites watching TV: Well, they shouldn't be breaking the law.

[D3V]

All the suspects on Cops today have been black or spanish...

Lol, here's what the two sides of the Color spectrum would say:

Blacks/Hispanis: Ahh yehh, we's just gettun targeted cuz the white mans out to get us

Whites watching TV: Well, they shouldn't be breaking the law.


I don't doubt there is a hint of racism out of most of the cops on the force, because most of them are Rednecks that've played football all 4 years of highschool and pretty much ruled their own little worlds, which is why the enlist to become police officers. But still, most of the time, the arrests you see ARE justified.

[HandOfHeaven]

Dude, don't you wish your name was LL Cool D3V?

[D3V]

Not really, I think it's taken already :(

[HandOfHeaven]

Well, we can't let a 'wigger' like Bush bring us down. Let's go get AK47's from our neighborhood 711 store and blast the whites to kingdom come. That or remove all gay blacks, cuz that is just strange.

[-Spector-]

I see where Sceintist get the idea that we come from apes.

LOL @ That Comment

[Thanatos]

I saw a Cops episode for Mardi Gras. This guy was trying to start a fight during this cop march. There were at least 200 cops marching through the street telling people to go home. The guy got fuckin OWNED. 10 cops surrounded him and beat the shit out of him. They were like, "GET HIM ON THE GROUND!" while they're punching him and hitting him with their nightsticks. Best beat-down I've seen.

[Vollstrecker]

I saw a Cops episode for Mardi Gras. This guy was trying to start a fight during this cop march. There were at least 200 cops marching through the street telling people to go home. The guy got fuckin OWNED. 10 cops surrounded him and beat the shit out of him. They were like, "GET HIM ON THE GROUND!" while they're punching him and hitting him with their nightsticks. Best beat-down I've seen.

lol

They say that stupidity doesn't hurt... ;)

[D3V]

Was he black?

[timmay1113]

There is a video of a guy getting the crap kicked out of him by an officer because the guy walks up to the officer and flicks him off. It was pretty funny but I can't seem to find it.

[Grav]

My entire school is a stereotype, minus maybe three dozen kids (and I am being generous.)

There's three kinds:

BET Addicts
Country Music Addicts
WoW Addicts

and thats it.

[timmay1113]

No emo kids or rockers?

[RoboticSilence]

I hate it say it in this context but he totally looked like a monkey when he was jumping around the audience.

[!King_Amazon!]

Has anyone ever noticed how black people say the same thing over and over a few times before they move on to their next phrase? It's like they want to make sure that whoever they were talking to absorbs it or something.

[Thanatos]

WHAT U GON DO FOR HER? HUH!?!?? WHAT U GON DO FOR HER??

[!King_Amazon!]

Ima Man Up! Ima Man Up! Ima Man Up!

[HandOfHeaven]

If you ever listen to Mike Jones talk, he says 'Yah know what I'm sayin' after almost every single sentence he says.

[Thanatos]

HAHA. I have a guy here at work that says that. He's like "Wassup man, you know what I'm sayin"

"Oh I'm good dude."

"That's cool. Have a good one, ya know what I'm sayin?"

AHHHHH.

[kaos]

Lol, at first I thought she was the one that pushed him off the chair.

[D3V]

Jacksonville has a 31% BLACK MALE graduation rate, isn't that the funniest shit of all time? ONLY 310/1000 BLACK MALES graduate on average. Fucking morons. And no, that's not racist, that's fact. I guess it's cool to be stupid these days, most of the black people I work with are so intellegent, it's so much better than being in High school ...

[kaos]

EasTSIDE coLonia BakerS, puta!! Fuck THE LOMA!

[Slim]

Fuck you whitey! ;)

[Grav]

No, all white kids here either pimp a rusty pickup or an epic mount.

[KagomJack]

A lot of black people seem to love perpetuating the stereotype and to horrible degrees. I see it at work too. They come in being loud, acting foolish, dressed in really horrible clothing, talk with ebonics, and they talk about how they don't want their baby's daddy involved in their child's life. Sounds bad and like I'm exaggerating, but only a little. It IS very much a fact I've noticed.

What's scary was that black people in Mississippi (the area I lived in) weren't that bad in perpetuating the stereotype. My best friend growing up was black and he was a very intelligent guy and he is probably the biggest influence on how I grew up (in terms of attitude and how I talk).

[kaos]

So you're a gangster furry now?

[KagomJack]

No. Fuck that gangster shit.

[!King_Amazon!]

So you're just a furry that likes fucking gangsters?

[kaos]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Gangsta_Dog.jpg
what it does mah ninja

[Lenny]

Damn it. You've just excluded me from the White Kid group. I shall go off and cry now. :( :cry:

[D3V]

I think what it is, is the Urnabized kids that have access to BET/MTV etc etc, act that way because they think it's cool, and so do other AA's. What really sucks is being in a movie with these morons, gd I always feel like I should get a refund after having to sit through most of that shit.

[Vollstrecker]

I think what it is, is the Urnabized kids that have access to BET/MTV etc etc, act that way because they think it's cool, and so do other AA's.

Pretty much. It's essentially done for acceptance, and continues as they've essentially brainwashed themselves into thinking it's cool, perpetuating the cycle.

It'll only change with a fair amount of effort.

[Vault Dweller]

Maury Povich isn't helping things either.

[HandOfHeaven]

Montell!

[Vollstrecker]

Maury Povich isn't helping things either.

Funny story, I actually talked to him on the phone before.

[KagomJack]

Tell us this story!

[!King_Amazon!]

I get the feeling that that was the story.

[Vollstrecker]

Well, not really. He called in when I worked for Dish because none of his 6 HD Receivers were dialing out to our system to offload their Pay Per View purchases. If I remember correctly, they all had their own telephone line too...

I couldn't help him, had to have him call his phone company. It was kinda funny to have POVICH MAURY / CHUNG CONNIE pop up on my screen. My boss actually tapped in and put the call on speakerphone so the rest of my team could listen in.

[D3V]

Hey MJ, how come you guys can't pronounced Asked? It always seems to come out AXEEDDSD

[Vollstrecker]

Probably a similar reason why people in the south can't say 'Wash'. It always comes out "WARSHD".

[The1]

this is sad and very funny... fkn hoes

[D3V]

Probably a similar reason why people in the south can't say 'Wash'. It always comes out "WARSHD".

Okay, I correct myself, howcome they can't prounce ANYTHING when other black people are around?

[HandOfHeaven]

It's just like if you're around monkeys. You just start flinging poop at everyone and making weird faces.

[Willkillforfood]

MJ is the 21st century's George Washington Carver. That's it, MJ. Try and top peanut butter.

[cwalking]

shit lot of hate on the black race..jsut like all other races...ay who cares just focus on your own shit..and fucc the world i say

[HandOfHeaven]

The guy who started this thread is black...It's mostly a joke, I hope. :D

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm pretty sure MJ was half serious. I believe he hates black people because they just feed the stereotypes.

[HandOfHeaven]

E-bonics. Yah know, a lot of young white folk feed the jock stereotype. Makes me laugh when they get psyched about eating a bowl of soup. High-fiving each other and chest bumping over a food item. Ha.

[KagomJack]

"Soup? FUCK YEAH BRO!" "Fuck yeah, soup!" *chest bump* *awkward silence as latent homosexual tendencies slowly start to uncover themselves* "So...SOUP!"

[!King_Amazon!]

You used to be a jock?

[HandOfHeaven]

That's what I was thinking. Is that how you came out, Kagom? Over a bowl of soup?

[KagomJack]

I'm too nerdy to be a jock.

[Willkillforfood]

Kagom patted guys' asses too much while saying "good game" ...they then excommunicated him from jockism.

[RoboticSilence]

You guys suck at comedy.

[Thanatos]

Nah, just WillKill.

[HandOfHeaven]

Haha, KJ is an assjockey!

[D3V]

Our "Local Chapter" of the NAACP is going 'ape shit' over a cartoon the Florida Times Union just posted. It's fucking pathetic how much credit we give these morons that run the NAACP these days, they aren't needed. Here's the cartoon....

http://www.jacksonville.com/images/mdControlled/cms/2007/08/17/191959362.jpg


I'm sure the 'truth' hurts, the NAACP is living in their own corrupt little lives.

[Willkillforfood]

Nah, just WillKill.

Maybe if I did drugs and fucked lots of whores I'd be funnier.

[D3V]

But they still won't fuck you when they're high, so that won't even work..

[Willkillforfood]

I could see where that would be offensive ...but it is pretty much the truth in a lot of urban environments.

[D3V]

I think what they found offensive wasn't even the message, but in fact the "white" artist used the word "HO".. Which is FUCKING ridiculous when you consider how much that is used in basically any rap album, and you never hear them apologize for it, ... Basically this is just a big mess because of the NAACP and it's so repetitive of them to see on the news...

[HandOfHeaven]

There's this 'Jams' channel that I got. I think it gives black people a bad name, because whenever I flip past it you say a whole bunch of skanks who are either grinding the rapper or having sex with the camera.

[Thanatos]

Maybe if I did drugs and fucked lots of whores I'd be funnier.

That still wasn't funny, or even a burn. Since when is smoking weed and having sex with hot girls a bad thing? :confused:

[Dar_Win]

Don't know if this was posted or not, but this is the funniest Maury clip ever.