Word 2 ur mother!!

[DieSasukeDie!!]

um, hi, I'm new I just signed up 2 day and well yeah gettin kinda bored wit this writing here so um gonna stop now okay yeah, peace out and word 2 ur mother

[Sovereign]

Heh. Short attention span eh? Welcome.

[Willkillforfood]

Hello naruto fan girl =P. You should meet Kyeruu. Welcome.

[Thanatos]

AKA your lover.

WELCOME NEW PERSON.

[Jessifer]

Werd. Peace out.

[KagomJack]

Welcome to the 9th level of hell.

[Willkillforfood]

Don't listen to Thanatos. He's gay and thinks everyone else is like him =(.

[Thanatos]

Horrible comeback. That doesn't even make any sense, man. Now, go into the other room and release kyeruu from his cage. It's "play time!" ;)

[Willkillforfood]

Man you think about some sick shit in your spare time, bro.

[klo]

ugh...anyways, hello.

[khwiii]

Forget DFD we got the new and improved DSD!


Welcome.

[MightyJoe]

haha, also welcome new member.

[Sovereign]

Haha never posting again :(

[MightyJoe]

15% chance of a return post.

[Jessifer]

You guys need to stop frightening the newbies away. Save exposing your real selves until at least the 10th post they've made.

[MightyJoe]

My posts in this category are usally nice, and welcoming.

[Willkillforfood]

If You Dont Post Again I'll Cut Myself. Do You Want That On Your Concious?

[Jessifer]

I'm Thinking That Maybe He Does.

[gruesomeBODY]

well i would say welcome but your not going to post ever again so goodbye.

[MightyJoe]

Thats the spirit, chances are now down to under 1/10 of a percent.

[Sovereign]

GOne. Quit giving false hope.

[Jessifer]

Kinda depressing. You think if I promised the appearance of breasts he would post again?

[Thanatos]

I wouldn't advise it.

[Willkillforfood]

DSD's profile says he is a she =P.

[kyeruu]

omgawd your freakos you scared he/she(or what ever) away!!! unforunetly for you i can't be scared away

[Jessifer]

I wouldn't advise it.

But breasts are delicious! Especially when grilled!

http://www.koshermealstogo.com/images/new%20031.jpg

Nice n' Juicy! And healthy to boot! It can be enjoyed by any gender!

[MightyJoe]

El oh el. Looks like Sov was right.

[Jessifer]

Am I becoming predictable again? :(

[Grav]

I like how someone finds it necessary to timestamp food

[Willkillforfood]

It's for the police's information.

[kyeruu]

not really the police sells evidence to the fbi thats how they're actually around the streets and how the fbi some how manages to get "all"
the evidence of the suspect so good XD

[khwiii]

Wow.... wait.... Ummmmm....

Nevermind. I couldn't even fathom what you were trying to say.

[Demosthenes]

Kinda depressing. You think if I promised the appearance of breasts he would post again?

I'll never post again unless you expose breasts! Female breasts. Human, female breasts. Your breasts!

Do it. Do it now!

[Lenny]

He's a horny little bugger today, ain't 'e? :p

[Jessifer]

Bye.


*enter filler characters here*

[Thanatos]

/me vomits

[Willkillforfood]

Thanatos vomits when he's aroused.

[Lenny]

How doth thou know these things, oh venerable one?

[Grav]

Because they are lovers. :love:

[Lenny]

Ah! Of course! That explains so much.

[Thanatos]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Willkillforfood]

Thanatos baby, get back in bed.

[KagomJack]

He can't. He's stuck in Grav's jelly rolls.

[Willkillforfood]

Gravitize them, Grav!

[Thanatos]

He can't. He's stuck in Grav's jelly rolls.

I've been waiting for help for a long fucking time now.

omg i sufocateeing

[Grav]

I don't know how you got the impression that I'm a farmer.

[khwiii]

It was the farmer's tan or the "chewin' tobaccer".

Both are dead giveaways.

[Willkillforfood]

My tobacco farming friend is over right now.

[OnE131313]

um, hi, I'm new I just signed up 2 day and well yeah gettin kinda bored wit this writing here so um gonna stop now okay yeah, peace out and word 2 ur mother
Hi im new too

[Jessifer]

Hiya new person! Much love! :love:

/smoozing

[MightyJoe]

Welcome to Zelaron.