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klo
2007-05-02, 12:39 PM
Alright, how old were you guys when you lost it? If you haven't yet, when do you want to, or what would be ideal for you?

KagomJack
2007-05-02, 12:59 PM
I was 17.

Thanatos
2007-05-02, 01:39 PM
I was 17. And I was hammered. And then right after we were done me and the chick went outside and smoked a bowl. I've loved sex ever since lol.

Jessifer
2007-05-02, 01:52 PM
My hymen was unwillingly broken when I was 12.

Demosthenes
2007-05-02, 01:52 PM
If we're talking about coitus then 15.

Sovereign
2007-05-02, 02:16 PM
16

Not a bullshit post.

Grav
2007-05-02, 02:30 PM
18. How conservative!

klo
2007-05-02, 02:47 PM
Kaneda was 18.

gruesomeBODY
2007-05-02, 04:15 PM
Well ill be the first to say that i havent done the full act of sex yet. Never really found the right girl to do it with. I have had many opportunities to do it, but have never pulled the trigger. I dont know why. Ideally, it will be when the time is right and with the girl that i want it to be with.

khwiii
2007-05-02, 04:20 PM
*cough* FAG *cough*

18. She was married. I wasn't. Funny story......

Atnas
2007-05-02, 04:23 PM
I haven't yet. Not too many 14 year olds that want to do more than just make out. Even then, that's few and far between.

Now pls.

Willkillforfood
2007-05-02, 05:37 PM
19. A late bloomer.

Vollstrecker
2007-05-02, 07:45 PM
I was 16.

HandOfHeaven
2007-05-02, 08:50 PM
Not yet.

klo
2007-05-03, 08:13 AM
khwii: I'm absolutely not humored.

atnas:.................

I was 14.

gruesome: awww, your my new fav. :P

Thanatos
2007-05-03, 08:33 AM
Why are girls suckers for virgins? I bet that's a line he uses. Hell, maybe I should.

klo
2007-05-03, 08:42 AM
your story just makes me want to smoke some lol. its because when you take it from a guy like that they actually appreciate you :)

gruesomeBODY
2007-05-03, 10:52 AM
Why are girls suckers for virgins? I bet that's a line he uses. Hell, maybe I should.
Well, i wish it were a line, but it isnt. I wouldnt recommend using it becasue some people find it weird, and do the immature thing and call you a fag. I really could care less what other people think of me, so thats why i am able to speak my mind. If thats what women want then its what they want. just liek how they want a bad boy instead of somebody nice.

Thanatos
2007-05-03, 11:03 AM
Pfft. I appreciate women but I still like to have sex.

khwiii
2007-05-03, 04:09 PM
khwii: I'm absolutely not humored.

What? I was actually being serious for once.

She was married. I was just having fun!

klo
2007-05-04, 10:02 AM
I think that's awful.

Jess-I'm sorry to hear that. It seems to be the case with the majority of girls/women now a day...and now having a daughter its something that I'm deathly afraid of.

Jessifer
2007-05-04, 10:12 AM
No big deal, I got over it ages ago. Quite a few females now-a-days say it to get attention, though.

Outside of that, I've never given myself to anyone. So I still consider myself a virgin.

klo
2007-05-04, 12:49 PM
Yea, but I think that it's almost more rare to meet someone who has not had a tragic even occur. And girls that say it to get attention just look retarded.

Willkillforfood
2007-05-04, 01:57 PM
Girls who get raped seem to normally either become sluts or become really reserved. Or at least that's what Howard Stern says ... =P. A lot of porn stars were raped.

klo
2007-05-04, 04:01 PM
A lot of females were raped period.

khwiii
2007-05-04, 04:26 PM
I think that's awful.

I think it's awful for kids to have kids.

That's just me.

Jessifer
2007-05-04, 09:40 PM
I have more sympathy for males who've been raped than females. Maybe that's just me, though.

Willkillforfood
2007-05-05, 12:15 AM
Males that have been raped? Well ...the only way I think of raping a man is putting an object where it wasn't originally intended to belong. Ouchies.

gruesomeBODY
2007-05-05, 08:14 AM
Males that have been raped? Well ...the only way I think of raping a man is putting an object where it wasn't originally intended to belong. Ouchies.

Or him not wanting sex period. I know its hard to believe but there are cases that have had men say that they were raped. I know this because Law and Order SVU has told me

Thanatos
2007-05-05, 08:31 AM
There are those rare cases but mostly its males doing it to whomever/whatever.

Willkillforfood
2007-05-06, 12:49 AM
I worked with an 89 year old man and he'd always tell dirty stories. Like one time when the traveling circus was in town him and his friends went to the barn at night time. One of the woman circus performers was putting a miniature pony's wang in her, lol. She said something like, "that's mighty nice ..."

gruesomeBODY
2007-05-06, 06:13 AM
I worked with an 89 year old man and he'd always tell dirty stories. Like one time when the traveling circus was in town him and his friends went to the barn at night time. One of the woman circus performers was putting a miniature pony's wang in her, lol. She said something like, "that's mighty nice ..."
ur out of control

Willkillforfood
2007-05-06, 12:41 PM
What? He told me the story ...I'm just reciting it =P.

Grav
2007-05-06, 06:05 PM
He is just upset that a miniature pony has gotten more action than him

gruesomeBODY
2007-05-06, 06:23 PM
He is just upset that a miniature pony has gotten more action than him

Maybe, but at least im not the size of that pony, unlike your fat ass. Did you have to drug that girl to sleep with her Grav? Or did she weigh more then you and knew that it would probably be her only time to ever have sex. Come on which one was it douchebag

khwiii
2007-05-06, 06:26 PM
Whoa.... take it to the flame forum.

Jessifer
2007-05-06, 06:48 PM
...Wait, so you actually are upset that a miniature pony is getting more action than you?

Hades-Knight
2007-05-06, 07:13 PM
When I was 11 I inserted...just messing around with the neighbor but if you're talkign abotu climaxing with a girl, then 17 would be it.

gruesomeBODY
2007-05-06, 07:40 PM
...Wait, so you actually are upset that a miniature pony is getting more action than you?
I was being sarcastic

Jessifer
2007-05-06, 08:25 PM
Suuuure, man. Suuuure. ;)

Demosthenes
2007-05-08, 11:30 AM
Or did she weigh more then you

Weigh more than Grav?!?!?!

Beep beep beep beep.........does not compute.

klo
2007-05-08, 01:36 PM
fucking disgusting!!!!
my old boss had his computer raided last week, and they found "farm animal" porn on his computer. eek

Jessifer
2007-05-08, 01:43 PM
Pony's need lovin' too, yanno.

Willkillforfood
2007-05-08, 01:43 PM
LOLLL, maybe he was the half pony half human offspring.

klo
2007-05-08, 03:42 PM
Just weird to think of him, my boss ugh. lol. Ponies can get love from other ponies as far as im concerned

Demosthenes
2007-05-08, 03:44 PM
Ponies can get love from other ponies as far as im concerned

Kinky.

!King_Amazon!
2007-05-08, 03:51 PM
Ponies can get love from other ponies as far as im concerned
That's friggin gross. You sex pervert!

klo
2007-05-08, 04:04 PM
Hey Hey now!

Demosthenes
2007-05-08, 04:04 PM
Klo, I love you.

klo
2007-05-08, 04:07 PM
Aww, that's great. wait, why?!?!

Demosthenes
2007-05-08, 04:08 PM
Aww, that's great. wait, why?!?!

I just do. I think you're the prettiest, most beautiful girl evar.

Poon, please?!?

klo
2007-05-08, 04:10 PM
hahahahahhahh lol. na, i might be in the top 800 million, but no.

Demosthenes
2007-05-08, 04:11 PM
hahahahahhahh lol. na, i might be in the top 800 million, but no.

Are you denying my request or that you're the prettiest most beautiful girl evar?

If it's the former, I can understand. :'(

If it's the latter, then you're selling yourself short. Your choice.

klo
2007-05-08, 04:14 PM
Are you denying my request or that you're the prettiest most beautiful girl evar?

If it's the former, I can understand. :'(

If it's the latter, then you're selling yourself short. Your choice.


both:rolleyes:

Demosthenes
2007-05-08, 04:17 PM
both:rolleyes:


Okay, okay.

That's understandable.

But what if I said pretty please?

With a cherry on top?

Well, actually I would prefer the "cherry" to be somewhere else, but you get what I'm saying.

khwiii
2007-05-08, 04:22 PM
Can you take this to AIM? Jesus shouldn't have this many problems with getting laid.

Demosthenes
2007-05-08, 04:26 PM
Can you take this to AIM? Jesus shouldn't have this many problems with getting laid.

Ayy! Jesus gets laid when he wants! (That's when he gets to go to Houston anyway.)

And relax, I'm just harassing her because honestly how often is it that you have a hot chick at a gaming forum? If it was on aim it would kill the humor. And would be serious. Kind of. More serious than this anyway. I'm not actually delusional that I think she's going to come down here and give me some. Just having some fun.

khwiii
2007-05-08, 04:30 PM
I was kidding also.

No one should ever take me seriously. I mean EVER. Unless I say so.

Demosthenes
2007-05-08, 04:31 PM
I was kidding also.

No one should ever take me seriously. I mean EVER. Unless I say so.

I figured as much. But just in case, I decided to post that second paragraph anyway.

Grav
2007-05-08, 05:11 PM
Even if you said so, nobody would.

khwiii
2007-05-08, 05:57 PM
Never a truer word spoken.

Err.. typed.

Jessifer
2007-05-08, 07:29 PM
Ponies can get love from other ponies as far as im concerned

That's completely taboo and gross! I'm offended! Take your perversions elsewhere, sicko! :mad:

Willkillforfood
2007-05-08, 09:58 PM
This one time at cowgirl camp, Klo took a ...

Thanatos
2007-05-09, 07:47 AM
Jesus shouldn't have this many problems with getting laid.

It's black Jesus, what do you expect?

!King_Amazon!
2007-05-09, 07:47 AM
Love in a bottle!

gruesomeBODY
2007-05-09, 10:54 AM
It's black Jesus, what do you expect?
haha powned. But at least he is jesus

Willkillforfood
2007-05-10, 12:05 AM
I think Thanatos lost his to the priest at about the age of of 9.

gruesomeBODY
2007-05-10, 10:00 AM
no i think you were first u alter boy u

Willkillforfood
2007-05-10, 07:34 PM
u r gud.

gruesomeBODY
2007-05-10, 11:32 PM
i know i am