The rare breed.

[Hunsy]

Hello, my name is Hunsy. I am a rare breed because I am a girl gamer. I happened upon this site because I decided to do a random search on my Yahoo messenger where you can look for the terms in a sentence you or the other person typed, and found the post where the guy here had cheated on his girl with a married girl and she happened across this site to find out. I found this amusing, so I thought I would stay for a while. Where, there is my intro. :P

[Grav]

Alright, welcome aboard.

[Lenny]

Hahaha. That's a great way to find us. :p

Welcome to Zelaron. Enjoy your stay!

[Thanatos]

BAHAHAHAHA! We should publish that thread in a magazine with the title "Visit Zelaron.com - your daily dosage for baby momma drama!"

Welcome, by the way.

[!King_Amazon!]

Hello, my name is Hunsy. I am a rare breed because I am a girl gamer. I happened upon this site because I decided to do a random search on my Yahoo messenger where you can look for the terms in a sentence you or the other person typed, and found the post where the guy here had cheated on his girl with a married girl and she happened across this site to find out. I found this amusing, so I thought I would stay for a while. Where, there is my intro. :P
Welcome. We definately need more girls here, I think the only ones we have are Jessifer and Klo(She's the one that got cheated on, but she's back with the guy.)

[MightyJoe]

Welcome, and thats prolly one of the more funny threads ever made on zelaron, if not the funniest.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Welcome. We definately need more girls here, I think the only ones we have are Jessifer and Klo(She's the one that got cheated on, but she's back with the guy.)

Bewitched
xombie_love
Talentedhamsters
Dubby
Jessifer
Klo
Titusfied

those are all the female posters I know of here

[Lenny]

But the only really active ones, at the mo, are Jess, klo and Titus.

I've seen TH lurking recently, but not posting, though. And I've seen the odd post from bewitched.

[!King_Amazon!]

I see you play WoW, Hunsy. You should go over to my thread in the "Forum Discussion" forum and vote in the poll.

[klo]

Hello :). yea, kaneda.......ugh i try to stay off the thought of the wal mart girl. ugh. now im all pissy. I don't play games though lol.

[WetWired]

Welcome to the forums.

[Jessifer]

Not to mention she has a child with the guy, almost had a one-night-stand but got interrupted by the babysitter, smokes pot while the child is asleep in another room...

Ugh. Well, welcome to the forum, Hunsy. I hope you stay. Really, I do. Please stay.

Out of curiousity, what did you type into the search engine that ended with you posting here?

[JoshTheftAuto]

Welcome to THE forum. I play WoW a bit too, but not on your server I play on Elune mostly... Check out my post in the conversation forum. I'm trying to see if anyone lives around me, I got a wii, ps2, I need more gaming friends around. All of my friends like to go out and drink all the time and party, I like to do that some nights but not ALL.

[Thanatos]

Not to mention she has a child with the guy, almost had a one-night-stand but got interrupted by the babysitter, smokes pot while the child is asleep in another room..

Sorry not everybody can be as perfect as you. Step off that pedestal. kthx gg

[Jessifer]

lolomgi<3ulongtime.

[Thanatos]

Well I find you repulsive.

[Jessifer]

That's nice to know. Thanks for telling me.

[klo]

I don't smoke weed, but I don't think it would be that bad. And i would NEVER smoke in the house. gosh. So what I had an "almost one nighter"....i didnt, i mean i could have, but I didn't. I could have ignored the call...or I could have just gotten things started when I got over there, but I didn't. AND yes, I have a child with him...So?

[JoshTheftAuto]

Yea, I definately love the THC

[Sovereign]

Ahhh blue colored text on blue backround. NOOO!

Welcome.

[Demosthenes]

Welcome, chica.

[klo]

when its legalized ill be a happy camper :P

[Thanatos]

That'll never happen... unless we get a black president. Go Obama!

[klo]

Well my hopes are high. haha

[Thanatos]

Nice pun. lol..

[!King_Amazon!]

Ahhh blue colored text on blue backround. NOOO!

Welcome.
Use a better style.

[Demosthenes]

Use a better style.

Dude Ocean & Zephios > All.

[!King_Amazon!]

Dude Ocean & Zephios > All.
x79b > your face

[Demosthenes]

pfft...X79B is teh nub shit niqqa!

[klo]

oooOOOOk.........

[Demosthenes]

oooOOOOk.........

AYY! Don't oooOOOOk me! Although by virtue of your hotness, I guess it's allowed. I do demand compensation, though. If you can't pay cash, sexual favors are fine.

[!King_Amazon!]

AYY! Don't oooOOOOk me! Although by virtue of your hotness, I guess it's allowed. I do demand compensation, though. If you can't pay cash, sexual favors are fine.
Hey pass some of that my way too.

[klo]

haha, ill squirt you :P. dont underestimate the power of the nursing breast. hahahaha. Its crazy how being a girl can change the way EVERYONE is to you. Other females are bitchy, and males are...uh well obviously.........

Edit: and kaneda says he should get a referall for her joining. But I think that it would be more me, because if i wasn't as nosey as I am, the thread would be barely remembered.

[Demosthenes]

haha, ill squirt you

I get to squirt you first.

dont underestimate the power of the nursing breast. hahahaha. Its crazy how being a girl can change the way EVERYONE is to you. Other females are bitchy, and males are...uh well obviously.........

Edit: and kaneda says he should get a referall for her joining. But I think that it would be more me, because if i wasn't as nosey as I am, the thread would be barely remembered.

Yea, unfortunately sex does play a major part in how people treat you. But really, I'm not treating you any different than I would anyone else. I try not to, anyway. If someone else had OOOkd me, I would have made some rude remark to them as well. Of course, it would not be sexually charged because I don't swing that way, which is the only reason you get a sexually charged remark.

[!King_Amazon!]

haha, ill squirt you :P. dont underestimate the power of the nursing breast. hahahaha. Its crazy how being a girl can change the way EVERYONE is to you. Other females are bitchy, and males are...uh well obviously.........

Edit: and kaneda says he should get a referall for her joining. But I think that it would be more me, because if i wasn't as nosey as I am, the thread would be barely remembered.
You would definately get the credit, you made it priceless :P

[WetWired]

Sounds like a good reason to switch to HUD or Synthesis.

[Grav]

Why is this thread so HUUUUGGGEEEE!!!!

[WetWired]

There's no telling.

[JoshTheftAuto]

Cause that's what gamer chicks do...

[Willkillforfood]

You would definately get the credit, you made it priceless :P

How many times have you wanked to Klo's pictures?

Hi girl. Welcome to the jungle. Charlie is everywhere.

I'm insane.

Over.

[klo]

and non-gamer chicks. i like to go by MILF hahaha, but rumor has it that milfs have to be at least 30 to be a real milf :(

[!King_Amazon!]

How many times have you wanked to Klo's pictures?
More than I can count.

[Demosthenes]

and non-gamer chicks. i like to go by MILF hahaha, but rumor has it that milfs have to be at least 30 to be a real milf :(

I go by the definition of milf: a mother I'd like to fuck. You are a definite milf.

[Asamin]

Wow that is bad!!! lol
welcom!!

[klo]

wait, what's bad?

[Demosthenes]

Yea, what is bad?

[!King_Amazon!]

wait, what's bad?
He never makes sense.

Nothing to see here, move along.

[Demosthenes]

He never makes sense.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Officer barbrady!

[Vollstrecker]

Jeez, is there a messenger she isn't available on?

[WetWired]

Skype. Chruser has all the messenger icons. He'd have a 2nd line for them, except that admins can't be ignored.

[Vollstrecker]

I smell an opportunity for education, what's a Skype?

[WetWired]

It's an internet voice messaging system.

[Vollstrecker]

A combination of Ventrilo and an Instant Messenger, or Internet Voicemail?

[Atnas]

Hello, my name is Hunsy. I am a rare breed because I am a girl gamer. I happened upon this site because I decided to do a random search on my Yahoo messenger where you can look for the terms in a sentence you or the other person typed, and found the post where the guy here had cheated on his girl with a married girl and she happened across this site to find out. I found this amusing, so I thought I would stay for a while. Where, there is my intro. :P

Welcome.

[Dar_Win]

Welcome.

[WetWired]

It's like Ventrillo with no servers. You pick someone's name, click connect, and it rings them up and you talk. Others can join.

[Vollstrecker]

It's like Ventrillo with no servers. You pick someone's name, click connect, and it rings them up and you talk. Others can join.

That sounds pretty cool, I'm assuming it has a central server though, unless it sends the data to everyone in the 'chat' individually.

[Willkillforfood]

Skype is one of the reasons "net neutrality" is such a buzz word right now.

[Vollstrecker]

I'm not exactly a web-surfer, so I have no idea what that is.

[WetWired]

Basicly, net neutrality means that ISPs have to treat all internet traffic equally, as opposed to favoring certain traffic that generates them money.

[Vollstrecker]

Ah, I see.

[Willkillforfood]

Ah, I see.

Don't worry ...apparently ISPs have already been prioritizing bandwidth to some degree. I'm sure it'll get worse though if net neutrality dies.

[Vollstrecker]

That explains the slow pr0n downloads. :P

On a serious note, I imagine that a competitive marketplace would have a few advertised "Net Neutral" providers pop up for a nominal fee. I know I'd jump on that if I were in a provider's Marketing department.

[WetWired]

No, the porn downloads slow because everyone wants it, but noone wants to pay for it, so the bandwidth is shitty.

[Hunsy]

Not to mention she has a child with the guy, almost had a one-night-stand but got interrupted by the babysitter, smokes pot while the child is asleep in another room...

Ugh. Well, welcome to the forum, Hunsy. I hope you stay. Really, I do. Please stay.

Out of curiousity, what did you type into the search engine that ended with you posting here?

Well, I didn't type anything in, and I do not remember what was in the text, but I clicked on the magnifying glass in the Yahoo IM window and I see the title "cheat with me", so I had to wonder what it was about. Anywho, thanks for the welcome everyone, and yes, I do plan on staying. ^^

[Lenny]

Basicly, net neutrality means that ISPs have to treat all internet traffic equally, as opposed to favoring certain traffic that generates them money.

HA! Tell that to my old ISP. Unlimited service my big toe! We used a maximum of 20gb a month and they stuck us on the high users bandwidth, and eventually asked us to leave. Bastards.

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Anywho, thanks for the welcome everyone, and yes, I do plan on staying.

Great stuff. :D

[JoshTheftAuto]

Lenny's a crazy guy, it even says it under his avatar so you should steer clear of that guy :D

[Medieval Bob]

Hey another DFWer! Anyhow...

Welcome to Zelaron. You can do anything at Zelaron. The only limit is yourself.

[Willkillforfood]

Hey another DFWer! Anyhow...

Welcome to Zelaron. You can do anything at Zelaron. The only limit is yourself.

And big brother's grasp.

If you have any cheating stories etc. you should post them new lady. Klo needs competition.

[Grav]

This thread is too active. You guys are losers.

[Lenny]

They're like a pride of lions fighting over a carc... no, that implies they've killed her and are ripping her apart. Hmmm...

They're all tripping over themselves to say "Hi", it seems. :p

[Willkillforfood]

They're like a pride of lions fighting over a carc... no, that implies they've killed her and are ripping her apart. Hmmm...

They're all tripping over themselves to say "Hi", it seems. :p

Not until the second date, Lenny. GEEZ.

[Vollstrecker]

No, the porn downloads slow because everyone wants it, but noone wants to pay for it, so the bandwidth is shitty.

There's that too, but that was mostly a joke.

I see what I'm going to have to start doing.

[WetWired]

lol People complain about me missing sarcasm in real life, too. Truth is, often I respond like people are serious even if I know they are being sarcastic; it amuses me.

[Vollstrecker]

Ah, I do that sometimes. I mainly respond in whatever way I feel would be most amusing, unless I'm actually trying to explain something.

[klo]

competition, pfff

[Willkillforfood]

competition, pfff

Could this new chick get more attention than Klo? IS IT POSSIBLE!?

[klo]

haha...attention?

[Willkillforfood]

haha...attention?

If you aren't careful then KA will be pilfering through her underwear drawer instead of yours.

[klo]

haha yea, i should watch for that. I guess I could tolerate KA, I mean...they always wonder back. She is a gamer though, so she beat me there.

[!King_Amazon!]

Kaneda is/has probably already fucked/fucking her.

[klo]

maybe shes wal-mart girl....in which case we'll have problems

[Grav]

Is fucked has fucking?

[gruesomeBODY]

hey welcome to the forum. Stay around awhile

[Lenny]

The Grammar Nazis are on the prowl once again!

I would call you peddantic, but you'd shout at me. :p

[Willkillforfood]

The Grammar Nazis are on the prowl once again!

I would call you peddantic, but you'd shout at me. :p

Mmmmmmm, shallow and peddantic.

[Lenny]

It's actually "pedantic". "Peddantic" with a double D is what we call a joke, you see. If he's a true Grammar Nazi then he can't resist correcting, but if he did, then that would make him truly pedantic.

[Vollstrecker]

No man treats a double D as a joke.


...I couldn't resist.

[quikspy67]

Hello, my name is Hunsy. I am a rare breed because I am a girl gamer. I happened upon this site because I decided to do a random search on my Yahoo messenger where you can look for the terms in a sentence you or the other person typed, and found the post where the guy here had cheated on his girl with a married girl and she happened across this site to find out. I found this amusing, so I thought I would stay for a while. Where, there is my intro. :P

Welcome, enjoy your stay.

Bewitched
xombie_love
Talentedhamsters
Dubby
Jessifer
Klo
Titusfied

those are all the female posters I know of here

Ha ha Titus.

[Willkillforfood]

Titus has a vagina.