Larry Birkhead is the father

[!King_Amazon!]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/anna_nicole_smith

It's cool that Howard K. Stern is being really cool about all of it though, I'm amazed he's reacting so well.

[MightyJoe]

I care only enough to say this got way too much news coverage than it deserved.

[kaos]

Yeah, its stupid that Anna Nicole had to kill herself just to get more popular.

Pfft, actors/pornstars these days...

Next thing you know Britney Spears'll shave her head. o_O

[Willkillforfood]

Maybe Britney Spears will follow Anna Nichole's route next.

[Lenny]

We can but hope.

[Willkillforfood]

Dear God ...CNN coverage of Britney's death for 6 months would follow. I don't know what we could do ...

[!King_Amazon!]

I do not want britney to die, for the reason stated above. People would never shut up about it.

[Lenny]

It wouldn't bother me if she did. All we'd get is a 5 minute report on the news, maybe a program or two about her life, and that would be that. :D

[!King_Amazon!]

Yeah well I hope the queen dies of an overdose so you can hear about it for the next year.

[Thanatos]

Yes, because apparently Anna Nicole Smith is regarded as a queen here. This is ridiculous. I hate celebrities and all the unnecessary coverage they get. I don't want to hear about your life, just like you don't want to hear about mine.

[Lenny]

We'll hear about it for a week, maybe two, and then only a couple of times a year.

When Diana died we had a couple of days when everything on TV was Diana related, then a week or so of reports about it, and then things just went back to normal. Nowadays we've got the odd report once or twice a year, and that's it.

[!King_Amazon!]

We'll hear about it for a week, maybe two, and then only a couple of times a year.

When Diana died we had a couple of days when everything on TV was Diana related, then a week or so of reports about it, and then things just went back to normal. Nowadays we've got the odd report once or twice a year, and that's it.
If the queen died of overdose you would hear about it for months. First they'd take 3 months to find out why she died, what she died of, was it murder. Then they'd take 3 months to find out who her daddy is and every famous person in england would claim to be her daddy.

[Willkillforfood]

Suffice to say, the Queen's daddy is dead.

[!King_Amazon!]

Suffice to say, the Queen's daddy is dead.
Or is he?

[Lenny]

I honestly think we'd hear about it for a couple of weeks, and then every now and then.

We wouldn't have 3 months of constant press coverage to find out how she died - maybe a 30 second mention every other day (today evidence from the coronar was heard at the inquest into the Queens death), and we all know who her daddy is. It's not exactly secret or unknown, is it? She's the Queen of England, so her daddy must have been the King of England before her.

Saying all that, we probably wouldn't hear anything about an inquest into her death until after Charles' coronation.

[Willkillforfood]

She's going to outlive Charles at this rate. I mean ...honestly ...is there even any purpose to you alls' monarchy? They don't even have any power do they?

[Lenny]

It's kinda like Bismark and Kaiser Wilhelm I (Germany 1871-1880ish). Whilst Bismark had the power, the Kaiser had the power of Bismark.

Same here - Blair has the power in this country, but the Queen can overule him. Though I agree that she's more of a figurehead than an actual ruler.

It'd be quite nice for her to outlive Charles, to be honest. I don't like him much, and William seems like he'd be a better King.

Charles is 60 next year, if anyone's interested. :p

[kaos]

Hugh Heffner turned eighty around 2 days (or maybe it was a re-run) ago, and Pamela Anderson promised him she'd have sex with him when he turns eighty.

I'm guessing pussy is the only thing keeping that lucky sonma bitch alive.

So the secret to a long life = Lots of pussy.

[klo]

What I think is retarded is how long it took. I mean, a paternity test takes like what, 2 days?!?! At the max, for celebs and people with the money probably just a few hours. They just wanted to make as much money as possible, same with her otopsy situation. They held out on everything so EVERYONE could gossip about it and they would have something big to talk about in the news and radio. It's bullshit.

And as for Britney, poor girl. I mean, I've gone crazy about kaneda before. Oh, here we go with crazy story I'm ashamed of....

I was 8 mos pgt. and kaneda and i were fighting regulary. I was staying at my parents house most of the time and trying to make it work so I wouldn't have to move back in with them. I told him I was staying there for a while....and had the night before. Deciding I wanted to talk with him when he got off work about how to go about either me moving out or us getting on the right track, i went back to our apt for the night. Waited for a while, he got off @ 10:30 and I started calling him @ 11. Tried for about an hour, when he started picking up and I'd hear loud girls laughing, and he'd hang up. Then I was like, well i guess I'll go to bed and forget it...this was at 2 am. Then at about 3:30 I heard his car pull up. I sat up and tried to brace myself to be nice because I knew he'd be drunk. He comes in and turns on the light, looks at me in the bed and RUNS out of the apartment. I look over the balcany to see him and some blonde chick getting into his car. I quickly put on clothes (it was the middle of summer in vegas) and ran to my car. (I had parked down from our apt because there wasn't a spot in front of ours when i got home). I drove out of the complex and just started driving like crazy after tail lights that were so far ahead of me I couldn't tell it was his car. After running about 4 red lights i caught up and saw this girl stroking the back of his neck...I freaked and lit up a cig. that i had stashed in my car before i got pgt. After a while, the girl looked back and noticed me, then he started driving crazy. Pretending to get on the freeway, then turning around at the bottom. He then stopped at a red light, got out and ran over to my car and yelled at me....kicked my car etc. Then the light changed and he got back into his car. Jolted off and so as I tried to catch up real fast he slammed on his breaks and I rear ended him like crazy. Followed them for another 5 mins. before my car actually stopped running. I totalled the whole front end, and blew out two tires. By then I had no idea where I was so i called the cops and told them I had hit someone and they left and i had no idea where i was but my car wasn't operating. They came and found me, then him....over by the apt. When I told them that he was my ex/kinda b/f and he had brought a girl home they began trying to get a hold of the girl. Apparantly her name was "kelly". They tried a few numbers and when they found it, i stored it in my phone. I had a really good friend named kelly for like a year before i got pgt, then when kaneda and i started living together we slowely stopped talking. so when i called the number after i had gotten home, I was like "is this kelly ......" (thinking they'd say "no this is kelly ....") and when i said that she was like "yea". I was like WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING AT MY APARTMENT WITH MY BABYS DAD!!?!?!?!? she was obviously sleeping and still half drunk...and mumbled some shit and hung up. I tried calling her a few more times before her mom answered and said she was going to get me in trouble for harrassment. I told her she was probably a whore too, and that their "christian preschool" was run by whores. That was the last time I talked to them, but if I saw that chick to this day I'd lay her out. FUCK!

Damn, anyways, back to the britany story....whatever she has to do to get her shit together is fine by me.

[!King_Amazon!]

What I think is retarded is how long it took. I mean, a paternity test takes like what, 2 days?!?! At the max, for celebs and people with the money probably just a few hours. They just wanted to make as much money as possible, same with her otopsy situation. They held out on everything so EVERYONE could gossip about it and they would have something big to talk about in the news and radio. It's bullshit.

And as for Britney, poor girl. I mean, I've gone crazy about kaneda before. Oh, here we go with crazy story I'm ashamed of....

I was 8 mos pgt. and kaneda and i were fighting regulary. I was staying at my parents house most of the time and trying to make it work so I wouldn't have to move back in with them. I told him I was staying there for a while....and had the night before. Deciding I wanted to talk with him when he got off work about how to go about either me moving out or us getting on the right track, i went back to our apt for the night. Waited for a while, he got off @ 10:30 and I started calling him @ 11. Tried for about an hour, when he started picking up and I'd hear loud girls laughing, and he'd hang up. Then I was like, well i guess I'll go to bed and forget it...this was at 2 am. Then at about 3:30 I heard his car pull up. I sat up and tried to brace myself to be nice because I knew he'd be drunk. He comes in and turns on the light, looks at me in the bed and RUNS out of the apartment. I look over the balcany to see him and some blonde chick getting into his car. I quickly put on clothes (it was the middle of summer in vegas) and ran to my car. (I had parked down from our apt because there wasn't a spot in front of ours when i got home). I drove out of the complex and just started driving like crazy after tail lights that were so far ahead of me I couldn't tell it was his car. After running about 4 red lights i caught up and saw this girl stroking the back of his neck...I freaked and lit up a cig. that i had stashed in my car before i got pgt. After a while, the girl looked back and noticed me, then he started driving crazy. Pretending to get on the freeway, then turning around at the bottom. He then stopped at a red light, got out and ran over to my car and yelled at me....kicked my car etc. Then the light changed and he got back into his car. Jolted off and so as I tried to catch up real fast he slammed on his breaks and I rear ended him like crazy. Followed them for another 5 mins. before my car actually stopped running. I totalled the whole front end, and blew out two tires. By then I had no idea where I was so i called the cops and told them I had hit someone and they left and i had no idea where i was but my car wasn't operating. They came and found me, then him....over by the apt. When I told them that he was my ex/kinda b/f and he had brought a girl home they began trying to get a hold of the girl. Apparantly her name was "kelly". They tried a few numbers and when they found it, i stored it in my phone. I had a really good friend named kelly for like a year before i got pgt, then when kaneda and i started living together we slowely stopped talking. so when i called the number after i had gotten home, I was like "is this kelly ......" (thinking they'd say "no this is kelly ....") and when i said that she was like "yea". I was like WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING AT MY APARTMENT WITH MY BABYS DAD!!?!?!?!? she was obviously sleeping and still half drunk...and mumbled some shit and hung up. I tried calling her a few more times before her mom answered and said she was going to get me in trouble for harrassment. I told her she was probably a whore too, and that their "christian preschool" was run by whores. That was the last time I talked to them, but if I saw that chick to this day I'd lay her out. FUCK!

Damn, anyways, back to the britany story....whatever she has to do to get her shit together is fine by me.
The reason it was all delayed is because most of what took place took place in the Bahamas, and there's all sorts of legalities involved.

As for your story, that's pretty fucked up. I just can't believe you're still with him, he's got problems.

[Willkillforfood]

I mean, I could derive from Kaneda's posts that he was an asshole but holy fuck. How are you even still talking to him let alone seeing him? That makes my problems seem pretty insignifigant.

[hotdog]

What I think is retarded is how long it took. I mean, a paternity test takes like what, 2 days?!?! At the max, for celebs and people with the money probably just a few hours. They just wanted to make as much money as possible, same with her otopsy situation. They held out on everything so EVERYONE could gossip about it and they would have something big to talk about in the news and radio. It's bullshit.

And as for Britney, poor girl. I mean, I've gone crazy about kaneda before. Oh, here we go with crazy story I'm ashamed of....

I was 8 mos pgt. and kaneda and i were fighting regulary. I was staying at my parents house most of the time and trying to make it work so I wouldn't have to move back in with them. I told him I was staying there for a while....and had the night before. Deciding I wanted to talk with him when he got off work about how to go about either me moving out or us getting on the right track, i went back to our apt for the night. Waited for a while, he got off @ 10:30 and I started calling him @ 11. Tried for about an hour, when he started picking up and I'd hear loud girls laughing, and he'd hang up. Then I was like, well i guess I'll go to bed and forget it...this was at 2 am. Then at about 3:30 I heard his car pull up. I sat up and tried to brace myself to be nice because I knew he'd be drunk. He comes in and turns on the light, looks at me in the bed and RUNS out of the apartment. I look over the balcany to see him and some blonde chick getting into his car. I quickly put on clothes (it was the middle of summer in vegas) and ran to my car. (I had parked down from our apt because there wasn't a spot in front of ours when i got home). I drove out of the complex and just started driving like crazy after tail lights that were so far ahead of me I couldn't tell it was his car. After running about 4 red lights i caught up and saw this girl stroking the back of his neck...I freaked and lit up a cig. that i had stashed in my car before i got pgt. After a while, the girl looked back and noticed me, then he started driving crazy. Pretending to get on the freeway, then turning around at the bottom. He then stopped at a red light, got out and ran over to my car and yelled at me....kicked my car etc. Then the light changed and he got back into his car. Jolted off and so as I tried to catch up real fast he slammed on his breaks and I rear ended him like crazy. Followed them for another 5 mins. before my car actually stopped running. I totalled the whole front end, and blew out two tires. By then I had no idea where I was so i called the cops and told them I had hit someone and they left and i had no idea where i was but my car wasn't operating. They came and found me, then him....over by the apt. When I told them that he was my ex/kinda b/f and he had brought a girl home they began trying to get a hold of the girl. Apparantly her name was "kelly". They tried a few numbers and when they found it, i stored it in my phone. I had a really good friend named kelly for like a year before i got pgt, then when kaneda and i started living together we slowely stopped talking. so when i called the number after i had gotten home, I was like "is this kelly ......" (thinking they'd say "no this is kelly ....") and when i said that she was like "yea". I was like WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING AT MY APARTMENT WITH MY BABYS DAD!!?!?!?!? she was obviously sleeping and still half drunk...and mumbled some shit and hung up. I tried calling her a few more times before her mom answered and said she was going to get me in trouble for harrassment. I told her she was probably a whore too, and that their "christian preschool" was run by whores. That was the last time I talked to them, but if I saw that chick to this day I'd lay her out. FUCK!

Damn, anyways, back to the britany story....whatever she has to do to get her shit together is fine by me.

Kick him in the penis, not the balls, the penis. Once thats damaged it never repairs, unlike balls. Plus that way if his penis is caved in it will hurt him to have sex so he will never forget and probably will not repeat his mistake.

[klo]

haha. no, I'm not that cruel. In HS i used to kick him :( Bad me :( lol