Stupid things you've done recently

[Chruser]

Today, I found myself on a roof that was about 13 feet high, so I figured that wasn't too bad, and I jumped off it. Luckily, I removed the sharp pens from my pockets beforehand. The landing was kind of rough.

[!King_Amazon!]

I don't do stupid things.

[Thanatos]

Well, I didn't do this but my friend did:

I have a tiny ant problem in my apartment so I went out and bought some RAID, zapped the bastards, and stuck the rest of the bottle in the closet. A night of partying ensues. I wake up the next morning, the bottle of RAID is in the middle of the living room floor and it's empty. Hmm.. I only used it once, why the hell is it empty?

Apparently, my drunken friend thought it was spray paint and decided to "spray paint" my fence. Fucking jerkoff.

[!King_Amazon!]

Wont have to worry about ants coming across the fence.

[Asamin]

Today, I found myself on a roof that was about 13 feet high, so I figured that wasn't too bad, and I jumped off it. Luckily, I removed the sharp pens from my pockets beforehand. The landing was kind of rough.
Wow that was dumb.
How stupid do u get.
jumping off a 13' roof. But onto what?
grass cement soil wood?

[Hades-Knight]

Me & my GF of a year broke up, I tried to get back with her a couple times to no avail......I find a new girl which happens to be hotter than my ex, have sex with her and begin a relationship w/ her. Ex finds out about this and says she wants me back, loves me, etc. Now I honestly love my ex and decided to give her a shot, I break up with the hot girl and try to go back to my ex.....she says she doesn't know if she wants to be with me anymore..DUH


Luckily I'm good in the sack and the hot girl still wants to fuck around, so in the end I got to stay single and have the possibility to fuck both the ex and the hot girl.

[Jamesadin]

Haha, wooooooooow.

[!King_Amazon!]

Me & my GF of a year broke up, I tried to get back with her a couple times to no avail......I find a new girl which happens to be hotter than my ex, have sex with her and begin a relationship w/ her. Ex finds out about this and says she wants me back, loves me, etc. Now I honestly love my ex and decided to give her a shot, I break up with the hot girl and try to go back to my ex.....she says she doesn't know if she wants to be with me anymore..DUH


Luckily I'm good in the sack and the hot girl still wants to fuck around, so in the end I got to stay single and have the possibility to fuck both the ex and the hot girl.
You should have known she just wanted you to leave the new girl. It's obvious.

[KagomJack]

I've not done anything.

[Hades-Knight]

You should have known she just wanted you to leave the new girl. It's obvious.


yeah, I was an idiot....she just wanted me cos somebody else had me, then when she saw I came right back she decided it wasnt worth it.....funny thing is that right after she told me she didnt want to be with me I went to the hot girls apt and fucked the shit out of her.....ahhh good times

[!King_Amazon!]

yeah, I was an idiot....she just wanted me cos somebody else had me, then when she saw I came right back she decided it wasnt worth it.....funny thing is that right after she told me she didnt want to be with me I went to the hot girls apt and fucked the shit out of her.....ahhh good times
She didn't even really want you back. She didn't want to see you with another girl so she told you she wanted you back so you would end it with the other girl and then she told you she wasn't sure if she wanted you back.

She played you homie.

[Willkillforfood]

I kicked Grav's ass in video games and forgot to scoff at him. The largest mistake of my life.

[gruesomeBODY]

This weekend, i got played by a hot girl. She called me up and said she was coming over for a bit. Also that we should drink and be alone so dont invite anyone else So, she came to my room at around 2:30 in the am, and we started "partying." After a hour of hardcore drinking and nostop sexual talk, i leaned in for a kiss. She got up, walked to my door, smiled and winked then walked out of the building. I was very pissed. And this isnt the first time this girl has played with me before, so thats why im stupid.

[!King_Amazon!]

Hahaha

[Thanatos]

BURN!!!

[Atnas]

I told my best friend his gf would rather just play with her pussy than spend time with him... And his gf is now pissed, but he doesn't seem to mind now that they broke up.

All in all I was acting very stupid that day, I got stabbed in the crotch too. (By aforementioned best friend)

[!King_Amazon!]

I got stabbed in the crotch too. (By aforementioned best friend)

Literally or figuratively?

[Goodlookinguy]

Stupid things We've done huh?

Well I tripped on the curve of a sidewalk while staring at someone, while a bunch of people were wandering around close by, then I got up and turned around and my body went smack right in the center of my face on a lightpost, NOT COOL!:mad:

EDIT: After reading it to myself after posting it I realized this was not something stupid but accidental.

Chruser 13ft. is really not that high up, I've jumped from higher than that(roll when you near the ground so you won't get hurt at all).

[Jamesadin]

Chruser 13ft. is really not that high up, I've jumped from higher than that(roll when you near the ground so you won't get hurt at all).

Depends if you actually jump, or if you crawl off of the side in order to ease your way down.

[Hades-Knight]

Crusher Parkour?

[Atnas]

I literally got stabbed in the crotch. Got jeans to prove it, too.

[Lenny]

What with? A stiletto? A penknife? A rusty spoon?

[Atnas]

A short dagger I used to carry around my neck.

I couldn't pee right that night.

Luckily it wasn't sharpened. ;)

[Asamin]

I literally got stabbed in the crotch. Got jeans to prove it, too.
He really does!!!! He showed me and all of his friends (the real friends that don't stab their friends in the croch with unsharpined knives!!)

[Chruser]

Chruser 13ft. is really not that high up, I've jumped from higher than that(roll when you near the ground so you won't get hurt at all).

A mid-air roll sounds like a good way to earn a concussion or fatal injury.

[Lenny]

A mid-air roll gives your jump style, though... as long as you land right.

Methinks he meant a roll when you hit he ground.

[Goodlookinguy]

Methinks he meant a roll when you hit he ground.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

[!King_Amazon!]

A mid-air roll sounds like a good way to earn a concussion or fatal injury.
Rolling when you land can turn a bone-breaking height jump into a barely-injuring height jump. It distributes the shock throughout your body rather than your feet or whatever you land on.

[Slyvr]

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And that is the stupidest think I've done....

[Goodlookinguy]

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS going on cheeseburgers?

And that is the stupidest think I've done....

Don't post grammer that's so bad it takes people like me a minute to figure out what exactly you were writing.

Translation:
What's going on cheeseburgers?!
And that is the dumbest thing I've done...
Translation End

Unnecessary comment: I love cheese and cheeseburgers!!!

[Willkillforfood]

Hooking up with my now ex-girlfriend was a huge mistake.

[Lenny]

The same girlfriend who had the ring?

[kyeruu]

the stupidest thing well hell i've done so many i can't really think i'd say

"hey look its raining wet rain downwards cool"

[Thanatos]

I would pick on you for this, but it's just too easy. :(

[kyeruu]

well no shit really?! i didn't notice.....

[Willkillforfood]

The same girlfriend who had the ring?

Yes. Huge error.

[kyeruu]

hmm i did a stupid thing yesterday i tried to do a flare with short pants on the street(not the side walk) oooh the damn burn i got....

[MightyJoe]

I don't even want to know what that is.

[slaynish]

Recently the stupidest thing I have done which im not proud of at all was smoke pot last weekend.

Honestly wish i wouldnt have.

[kyeruu]

a flare is a breakdancing move........ i posteda bout it.......

[Thanatos]

Yeah, you're too young for it, I'd say. If you get hooked on it at that age, your future isn't going to look too pretty. You're involved and sports and stuff, right? Stick to that.

[slaynish]

Well, I've done it before.

I first tried it when I was 11, right around the times i joined these boards. It was because my brother thought it would be funny to see his little brother high.
I have experience with a lot of things, I know whats good for me and what is not. Theres absolutley no way in hell I could get hooked on it, i have way too much going for me.

[gruesomeBODY]

Lets see. Last night, i drank with a couple of people, one being the girl i like. I ended up almost hooking up with her best friend, realized what i was going to do, so i left the house. Now everyone is pissed at me and i think its funny as hell

[Thanatos]

Seems like you piss off a lot of people.

[Grav]

Not so much "stupid" as just dangerous.

I was at a concert last night for a rap/pop mash-up DJ, and I guess this guy is kind of a big deal, because the turnout was much much greater than anyone anticipated. The problem started when about 30+ overly aggressive drunk frat guys and their hos decided to sit behind where the DJ was supposed to set up, which is where all the damn equipment is. One guy was screaming into the mic for them to back the fuck up before the show could start, but they all just sat there, dazed. 30 minutes into this, and much more hoarse, we realized the mic wasn't connected to the amps in the back (some asshole had knocked it out).

So of course, my friend and some other tiny man get sent back there to sort it out. My friend isn't a big guy, so I fear for his safety and shove after him. Of course, he is like a size 20 waist, and I am not, so for every 1 person he has to shove to get to the front I have to push 5. People did not appreciate this. I was spilling beer a lot, got railed in the back by some asshole...

So when we finally get to the front, I have to hold the damn lights in place because intoxicated morons keep bumping into it! I had to literally pick girls up off the amps and put them on the floor, and kick guys off because the stuff was wobbling and costs thousands of dollars. People are throwing goddamn beer around, placing it on the speakers, spilling it on the woofers... ugh.

Nobody would fucking move back, even after 20 minutes of this, and frat assholes are trying to start fights by screaming "FIGHT!!" and hitting each other. Of course the one black guy there had to be on PCP and starting shit too (apparently he starts a fight at every event he goes to on campus).

The DJ basically just said "fuck it" and put on the show even though he was surrounded by people. Pretty boss of him. Once the music started everyone stopped being aggressive.

Anyway, long story short, it was a ridiculously packed, sweaty room, but it was pretty fun, and could've turned out a lot worse than it did.

It was sound crew and I versus this times two:

http://www.picaroni.com/n8705060_30608259_9116.jpg


This is the DJ, if you were wondering. His stage name is Girl Talk (http://www.last.fm/music/Girl+Talk?q=girl+talk):


http://www.picaroni.com/sdfsdgsg.jpg

[ryan2481224]

I tried to walk out of a room why watching tv and hit the wall

-It hurts more then is looks-

[Sovereign]

I offered to help my friend get his warlock mount.


Yeah....


:(