Spray-on condoms

[KagomJack]

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/sprayon-condom-from-liquid-rubber-to-sweet-love-in-mere-seconds-217933.php

Yeah.

[Sovereign]

Wtf....

They havent been individually electro tested like trojans!

[KagomJack]

Nope.

[Lenny]

I can see some fool spraying it onto his face and trying to shave with it...

Or the spray going wrong and, well, it just doesn't bare thinking about.

Is it "bare" or "bear". I can never remember that one. It's like "practice" and "practise".

[HandOfHeaven]

In that case it was would be bear.

[Mantralord]

i can't bear this thread anymore

[Thanatos]

Utterly stupid.

[uncapped]

Mantralord's human-sized condom fantasies suddenly became a lot more interesting.

[Kaneda]

Wo wo wo.
1. How are you going to make the convient tip for semen?
2. Does it just peel off?

[KagomJack]

I've no clue. I'll keep you all further educated.

[!King_Amazon!]

[QUOTE=Kaneda]
1. How are you going to make the convient tip for semen?
QUOTE]

I had the same question, I don't really see how it would work without the tip.

[Kaneda]

Ya, I'm thinking backup problems.

[HandOfHeaven]

Can't blow your load out so your dick explodes?

[Thanatos]

The article calls them a "time saver." Personally, it doesn't take me 5 minutes to put a condom on. I think I'll just stick with traditional condoms, thank you very much.

[KagomJack]

Exactly. Only someone who doesn't want to open the little package would buy this.

[Lenny]

Or maybe someone with a fetish for spraying themselves?

What happens if you spray it unevenly, though? T'would be a bit weird...

[KagomJack]

Yeah, I dunno if that'd go over real well.

[JRwakebord]

Plus, in terms of convience, wouldn't it be slightly more awkward to carry an aerosol can around with you, as opposed to a condom in your wallet?

[Thanatos]

Yeah. This idea sucks.

[Grav]

Hey baby, wanna come spray my cock?

We can play fireman... you spray me, I'll spray you... in the face...

A favor for a favor cuz dick is what I gave her!

[talentedhamster]

I can't see that ending well at all.

[Lenny]

I've just had another weird thought.

As well as spraying it over your face and trying to shave with it (like deodorants and setting fire to them to burn off your hair), what if some fool tries solvent abuse with it?

Spraying aerosols into your throat is one thing, and condoms is another. Ouch.

[talentedhamster]

It can't be true, and if it is theres like, servere side effects like, pregnancy and VD. So why bother?

[Lenny]

Well the Chinese have had similar on the market for over a year... and look where they are.

You're right, it probably doesn't work.

[NonGayMan]

Do bears wear condoms?

[HandOfHeaven]

Chinese have small penises though...

[Atnas]

Ouch. Where does your load go?

[Lenny]

Well it obviously just blows the head off the condom.

I don't see what's wrong with a big, plastic thing you slip on and can wash and re-use.

[HandOfHeaven]

Wash and re-use condoms? What the fuck?

[Lenny]

I don't know... it was 1 O'clock, my mind was elsewhere.

I think I was going for the "why bother getting loads and loads of condoms that could go out of date before you use them, if you can just have one the you can wash and re-use?".

[Thanatos]

Because it would get wore out and possibly get holes in it. That wouldn't be good.

[Lenny]

Depends how good quality the plastic is.

If it's really thin, then you're screwed. But if it's durable, thick stuff you can go your merry way for donkeys and not have to worry about it being worn out.

[Grav]

Well, someone I know had a french tickler that's a plastic base on the outside and had a washable condom-like device inside of it.

[HandOfHeaven]

That truly is baffling... to me at least...

[Atnas]

Eh? Re-use!

That's something I don't hear often. "Wash and re-use your condoms, kids."

[Lenny]

I'll be the first to admit, I have a strange mind. :)

[!King_Amazon!]

The rubber vulcanization process was patented by Charles Goodyear in 1844, and the first rubber condom was produced in 1855.[55] These early rubber condoms were 1-2mm thick and had seams down the sides.[54] Although they were reusable, these early rubber condoms were also expensive.

According to Wikipedia.

Seems to me like though you have a strange mind lenny, you would probably have been one of the first to get the idea of the reusable condom and invented it and made money off of it, had you lived in that era.

[Lenny]

H'indeedy.

And it's not just me... I'm getting a keyboard for Christmas, one of these that you can program keys to do this and that, and my friend is trying to talk me into making the macros, and selling them on Ebay.

We're alllll weird over here. Must be something in the beef... oh wait, there is!

[JRwakebord]

It can't be true, and if it is theres like, servere side effects like, pregnancy and VD. So why bother?


Did you just fucking cite pregnancy as a side effect?

[Lenny]

And why not? The condom could have a hole in it.