Halo tonight!

[JRwakebord]

It's Monday the 21st, and Jen and I will be on drinking Halo 2nite. I invite all to join in and have fun!

[talentedhamster]

im there....but where my friend, are you?

[Willkillforfood]

he's in jen.

[Titusfied]

Most likely, yes.

I don't have my XBox, and I won't be able to get on Live until next Monday... Maybe Sunday night?

[talentedhamster]

starting next monday I'm gonna be on alottttttttt less, varsity practice, hell week, its really gonna suck.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Everytime I read your signature I think it says "When the man comes, I want my face buried down in a pillow."

You might as well just change it to that.

[talentedhamster]

wow, asshole much?

[Lenny]

It could very well be, if your face is buried in the pi... sorry. I can't help ut sometimes. :)

[JRwakebord]

HAHAHAH Lenny ftw!

[glory_gamer]

Will be getting on more after the 30th.... Also might jump on tomarrow sometime. WED!

[Titusfied]

You're having a wedding Glory?

[glory_gamer]

Yeah, Thats what i am having .... U caught me!

[talentedhamster]

aw, whos the lucky guy?

[Titusfied]

Wait, talented's getting married?

[glory_gamer]

TAlented is my bride and trust me she likes it rough! I dont think ill survive the honeymoon! Pray for me guys.

[kenpo sensei]

My thoughts will be with you, what a way to go!

[Titusfied]

But she's only 12...

[Lenny]

What's the legal age for marriage in the US?

[talentedhamster]

its different in all the states.

[JRwakebord]

I love how Katie just ignores comments about her age now.

[talentedhamster]

im not gonna bother trying anymore. but can you really blame me? hah

[JRwakebord]

I can blame you for being female.

[talentedhamster]

yea, cause that was completely my fault.

[Willkillforfood]

You could always get it corrected with an operation =p.

[Lenny]

But she'd still be a girl in Spirit.

[talentedhamster]

i think you guys are just gonna have to get over the fact that i'm a girl. its been that way for a while actually, and why should it make a difference? ya'll are gay anyways.

[Sum Yung Guy]

One of these days after I get back, we should play in a Clan match or something and all start talking gay to each other and completly unnerve the other team.

[talentedhamster]

hahahahahaha do it!

[JRwakebord]

One of these days after I get back, we should play in a Clan match or something and all start talking gay to each other and completly unnerve the other team.


Been there, done that.

It's really quite effective if you take it far enough. I'd love to try it again.

[Titusfied]

Yeah, I miss doing that. Had some damn fun games too!

[gruesomeBODY]

we did that for a bit. Freaked people out for a bit. THen they didnt care so we stopped. Lets do it again

[JRwakebord]

I'm down. Whenever it is I get on again, that is...

[Titusfied]

We played last night, but I was too preoccupied with getting oral from Jen that I forgot to bring it up...

[gruesomeBODY]

she fucked with my head too. When i did get 20 kills and didnt call it, all i hear was "well i would if u had called it......" FUCK. Sorry dude

[JRwakebord]

It's ok Bobby, I'll be sure to collect instead.

[gruesomeBODY]

Fuck you. Lucky bastard

[Willkillforfood]

My head hurts :/. Ima try and hook up with this hot blonde named Heather. Too bad she smokes, but she's pretty cool so I'ma let is slide =P.

[talentedhamster]

I would have made some sort of rude coment or insult, but I am entirely too exhausted. So just be offended and it'll be done with.

[Willkillforfood]

do a backflip and be happy, young lady.

[gruesomeBODY]

hey you know what they say about girls that smoke ;)































They get cancer and die you pervert

[Willkillforfood]

Hottttt.

[glory_gamer]

Will be on Tonight...Thursday@!

[Titusfied]

I think I'll be getting on too! Played with Bobby Cock the last few days. Owned the first night, sucked last night!

[gruesomeBODY]

yea, it was the opposite for me. I raped last night and couldnt get a win. We'll see what i do tonight, Thursday with glory.

[JRwakebord]

I won't be on tonight, unfortunatly. Don't have my box with me.

[Titusfied]

No, but you'll be eating box! Ooohhh!! :D

[gruesomeBODY]

yea so we sucked last night....

[JRwakebord]

Bypassed that act, straight into the sex

[gruesomeBODY]

no foreplay whatsoever

[JRwakebord]

Well no there was foreplay, just no stopping at oraltown.

[glory_gamer]

This guy couldnt get a Green connection if titus sucked every Bungie member off!

[gruesomeBODY]

hahaha your connection blows more then Mantra on a lollypop

[JRwakebord]

Or a cock.

[gruesomeBODY]

wwell thats what i was trying to get at

[Titusfied]

But failed miserably at.

[JRwakebord]

Boviously.

[Sum Yung Guy]

You guys need a life.

[JRwakebord]

Psh. Life. Over-rated.

[talentedhamster]

yea, you can say that again.

[Lenny]

Psh. Life. Over-rated.

[talentedhamster]

oh your a funny one

[Lenny]

Ooooh! You're wicked. ;)

[JRwakebord]

You're... not? I got nothing.

[Titusfied]

Psh. Life. Over-rated.

[JRwakebord]

Goddamn dirty poser.

[glory_gamer]

I'm hungry!

[Titusfied]

Then play Halo dumbass!

[JRwakebord]

Yes! You can sustain yourself on the anguish of your vanquished opponents!

[Titusfied]

Hihihihiihihihii!

DUH!

[glory_gamer]

God! Cant play at my home... Got to wait to get to appartment... well house.

[JRwakebord]

Wow for some reason I could have sworn I read "Can't wait to get pregnant" in that post.

[Lenny]

I can see why you would.

How... interesting.

Is it going to be a boy or girl, glory?

[talentedhamster]

its gonna be both.

[JRwakebord]

hersmaphrodite!

[Titusfied]

talentedaphrodite!

[JRwakebord]

HAHAHAHA new favorite word EVER!!!

[talentedhamster]

I'M the pedophile? lmfao

[JRwakebord]

No he didn't call you a pedophile, he said you have both a penis and a vagina.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Titusfied has a penis and vagina too. Its just that the penis is in his mouth. :(

[talentedhamster]

wow i got "pedophile" and "hermaphrodite" confused. Oh what I would do for more brain cells

[gruesomeBODY]

wow i got "pedophile" and "hermaphrodite" confused. Oh what I would do for more brain cells
Welcome to my world of boozing and memory loss. Its a fun joruney

[talentedhamster]

yea but jeez im only 16. wait til im 20 hahaha it kinda scares me

[JRwakebord]

Oh man I don't think Bobby has been sober at any point in the past 24 hours. Not too sure about myself either...

[gruesomeBODY]

i have been for about an hour. As soon as i started seeing straight i downed another shot lol.

[Titusfied]

Man, I can't wait until I move back to NJ and can play Halo, drunk, on the weekends again with you fine young bitches.

[gruesomeBODY]

thank you. I like being called fine

[glory_gamer]

When did i get the baby?

[Lenny]

Well, you see... when a man and a woman really love each other, they show this love by having sex. And the man puts his willy into the womans vagina. And they make beautiful babies together.

Right?

[glory_gamer]

Ok but who was the woman?

[talentedhamster]

you. you were both, which is why the baby is.

[glory_gamer]

Now your just talking crazy. But ill keep our little secret. ;)