Nwe mission

[talentedhamster]

chere katiie up.

[Willkillforfood]

For this mission you will need:
3 lbs. of c4
a glock
and a girls gone wild video.

Random, Im drugged up on sleeping pills and cant sleep :/.

[JRwakebord]

I'd cheer you up if you lived in MA. Right now I have a bottle of Captain, a hot tub, and a 60inch TV playing Halo2 at my disposal.

[Lenny]

*drools* 60 inches. :grin:

[talentedhamster]

jeeeeeeeeesus tap dancing christ!

[Lenny]

What? Wouldn't you love 60 inches























































of Television to play games on?

[talentedhamster]

yes indeed i would. wouldnt anyone? my 13 inch screen has got to go

[Lenny]

Of course they would.

I saw a beautiful 32" Samsung TV in currys.digital yesterday for £999 ($1882) - HD Ready, HDMI Ports, built in Tuner, the whole lot. Then looked online. Guess how much saw the same TV for on the Currys site?

Too slow - £799 ($1505). I nearly creamed myself.

[talentedhamster]

thats.....good to know?

[Lenny]

Juist an interesting fact that something would be £200 cheaper online.

[Willkillforfood]

i'll give you a highfive JR if you let me have that t.v.

[glory_gamer]

All katie needs is 2 chicks one is a stripper and a goat in a motel ! BOOm Mission Complete!
I am Tom Cruize

[Grav]

To be honest a 60 inch cock would be horrible.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Yea I know :(
I sure do have alot of fun scaling the wall of the camp with it tho.

[Lenny]

You could use it as a ladder.

[talentedhamster]

why is everyone making refrenses to be being a lesbian? that would not cheer katie up!

[Lenny]

We're not calling you a lesbian. At least, I'm not...

[Sum Yung Guy]

Maybe its destiny? Your one of the guys, so you gotta like chicks just like one of the guys. (Unless your Titusfied)

[talentedhamster]

and who said i was one of the guys? i do not like girls! i like guys, titus and willkill do, so why cant i?

[Sum Yung Guy]

lol Titus got double burned.

[JRwakebord]

All katie needs is 2 chicks one is a stripper and a goat in a motel ! BOOm Mission Complete!
I am Tom Cruize

"Oh Canada!"

[Titusfied]

God Bless, Canada?

[Willkillforfood]

I LIk gurlz, k?

[JRwakebord]

So do I!

[glory_gamer]

Not saying you like girls, I just thought something that would make everyone happy. 3 girls having sex in a motel? I know it brings a smile to my face! :)

[Titusfied]

No, they didn't say anything about liking them, they were talking about licking them.

Silly.

[Lenny]

Same difference.

Just one letter that isn't.

[glory_gamer]

Well as long as we got that cleared up.

[Lenny]

Indeed.

On to more important matters:

Katie, were you tipsy, drunk, or under the affluence of ilcohol in any way when you made this thread?

[talentedhamster]

yes. yes i was.

[glory_gamer]

Lier!

[talentedhamster]

what? I think im dont talkin to you guys for a while lol

[Titusfied]

LIES! All lies!

[JRwakebord]

Hooray beer!

[kenpo sensei]

NO No No, Captain Morgan TIME !!!!

[JRwakebord]

I just took delivery of my party supplies for tomorrow night. For a total of 7 people we have:
30 cans of Bud Light
1 Handle of Captain Morgan
1/4 Liter of Captain Morgan (2nd bottle)
1 Liter Bacardi Razz
1 Handle Vodka



It's gonna be a fucking shitshow.

[gruesomeBODY]

i drank so much in Puerto Rico. I cant even explain

[Titusfied]

You just did silly.

[gruesomeBODY]

i meant to say what i drank and how much of it i drank. So silly that

[JRwakebord]

Bobby = silly!

[Titusfied]

Agreed.

[JRwakebord]

Now we just wait for Bobby to agree.

[gruesomeBODY]

never

[Titusfied]

Blasphemy!

[gruesomeBODY]

oh hell yea

[JRwakebord]

Bastard. I'll kill you. Agree.

[talentedhamster]

its ok, he does on the inside.

[JRwakebord]

I want it external!!

[talentedhamster]

Now that right there is an odd sentence.

[JRwakebord]

Muahahahahha!

[glory_gamer]

Coat me wit chocolate and eat me all up!
Hows that!?

[Lenny]

This place has gone all homoerotic... but without me!

I demand an appeasement. Hmph.

[gruesomeBODY]

Lenny I love You

[Titusfied]

You're all gay. Period.

[Willkillforfood]

Your mom goes to you're gay.

[JRwakebord]

Lenny I want to make you bite the pillow.

[gruesomeBODY]

haha pillow eater

[Willkillforfood]

leave poor Lenny alone =P.

[JRwakebord]

Why? He loves the attention.

[Lenny]

I had a dream that I was eating a large marshamllow last night. WHen I woke up I found that my pilow had disappeared.

[talentedhamster]

no you didnt!

[Lenny]

I know. I just wanted to show that I am a pillow eater... but I didn't, so I'm not.

You've got me rumbled. :(

[Titusfied]

Oh, BTW, what is a Nwe mission?

[Lenny]

Erm... Not Without Eccentricities?

Heh, that's a nice word: Eccentricities. :)

[Titusfied]

ShutyourfaceLenny.com

[JRwakebord]

Oh, BTW, what is a Nwe mission?


A "New Mission" undertaken by a drunken Katie.

[glory_gamer]

Yeah Katie got knocked up!

[talentedhamster]

whaaaaaaaaat? no thanks.

[Titusfied]

Yes please?

[JRwakebord]

Dude WHAT??

[gruesomeBODY]

Yes please?
Ok sure

[Titusfied]

Thanks Bobby Cock!

[gruesomeBODY]

no problem. The bobby cock is here to please

[Lenny]

OoooooH!

[glory_gamer]

Boy or Girl?
Also was you both drunk at work?