Hello - Dev Tej Kohli

[dev_tej_kohli]

Hi to all the members of this board. Thanks for my registration.

Thanks,
Tej Kohli

[Chruser]

Hello and welcome to Zelaron!

[Sovereign]

Greetings.

I give you high schoolers singingin bunny outfits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrBjwy88jSs

[HandOfHeaven]

Hey, welcome to ZELARON! Have fun.

[MightyJoe]

Welcome to Zelaron, enjoy your stay.

[Willkillforfood]

Hi.

There was another beloved member here by the name of Dev ...or D3v.

Welcome =P.

[Lenny]

Bah, you beat me to it. I realise something and someone else gets it 50 minutes before. :cry:

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Welcome to Zel, Dev.

[Sovereign]

IP Address Search for IP Address: Could Not Resolve Hostname

First time I've ever gotten that msg!

[JRwakebord]

Maybe he is uber-l33t haxorz!

[Lenny]

And the message means... ?

Proxy? IP address not exist? Some kind of server has died on it's arse?

[Medieval Bob]

I think it's a bot. He's on another of my forums that has nothing to do with Zelaron and only has members in the DFW area. Why has he only 1 post? Maybe he's a l337 expl0d3r b0t that will pwn us all in a few days.

[Sovereign]

It'll be bobs fault if it does. He brought it up!

[JRwakebord]

Bob = scapegoat!

[Grav]

I suggest changing the first part of your name buddy.

[Lenny]

I've heard that Dave is a very nice name. And it's only one letter difference.

[Willkillforfood]

Devon is a nice pretty name ;).

[Atnas]

So is devanderthal...

[HandOfHeaven]

I think Larry is a funny name.

[JRwakebord]

Gilligan makes me giggle.

[HandOfHeaven]

Never name your kid Walter or Bruce....Ever!

[JRwakebord]

What about Walker? Or perhaps Texas Ranger?

[HandOfHeaven]

Only if you have a smokin' hot wife...

[Lenny]

Why not Walker or Bruce? Bruce is a nice name.

[Willkillforfood]

Bruce Finklestein. I like the ring of that. Im gonna go get my first and surname changed.

[HandOfHeaven]

I don't like Bruce because it sounds like an old name. That and my old manager was named Bruce, and he was a dick. Walter is alright I guess.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Jason is a great name. Plus it has that nice horror movie ring to it.

[HandOfHeaven]

I like the name Sean.

[wilma]

Geronimo always sounded good to me.....Jerry for short.

[Sovereign]

Gerlado

[Willkillforfood]

Jessie Ventura always seemed like a good name to me.

[JRwakebord]

I prefer Ace Ventura.

[Lenny]

The third Ace Ventura film has been announced. It follows Ventura's eccentric son. Been done before, anyone?

[Willkillforfood]

Alrighttty Then

[HandOfHeaven]

I like girls!

[Lenny]

I could get you a great deal on some blondes, if you don't mind the accent?

[HandOfHeaven]

I prefer if they don't speak. But yes, two girls would be fun.

[Lenny]

Well, this month's special offer is One Red-head + a blonde or a brunette - all for the price of the most expensive. Tempted yet?

[JRwakebord]

Highly.

[Medieval Bob]

I'll take a redhead and a brunette. Accents, depending on the origin, are preferred. What's that gonna run me?

[Willkillforfood]

Lenny will remove the part of their brain that allows speech.

[Lenny]

But he LIKES accents you darfty.

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And it depends how long you want them for.

[Medieval Bob]

Shall we say an hour per day for a month?

[Lenny]

Hmmm... $300 each. But for you, $500 for the both of them.

[HandOfHeaven]

Wow, that's what we call a bargain.

[Lenny]

You think it's too cheap? I can go higher if you want. I'm new to this game. I don't want to get swindled. :(

[Willkillforfood]

Give them your business card, Lenny.

[JRwakebord]

It's just an index card with his signature printed on it.

[Willkillforfood]

I could see Lenny sealing all his letters in wax with an official Lenny symbol like all the important people used to do.

[Lenny]

Hmmmm... you've given me an idea. :killgrin:

Bear with me!

Nah... maybe later.

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And I ended up doing this a minute after the first edit. :)

[HandOfHeaven]

Are you going to have a Lenny button, too?

[Sovereign]

Good sir, is that a wax seal!?

[Lenny]

No, it's a red condom with my face on it.

[Sovereign]

These computers take too long to load the /sarcastic graphics. I demand you not use them for posts that I will read during class.

[Lenny]

There's graphics with that?! :eek:

I've never had them show up before. Only yellow and bold text. :(

[Sovereign]

There used to be anyway. Actually I'm not very sure anymore.

It used to have i think a smiley face rolling its eyes over and over and over again behind the text. I Just assumed that it was because I was on firefox. Interasting.

[Lenny]

Well they don't show on Maxthon.

Nor are they showing on IE.

[JRwakebord]

They used to be there, I def remember them. Not there anymore, though.

Lenny that fucking kicks ass.