Titus

[glory_gamer]

I hope u know that we are coming down this coming spring break to spend time with u! Its not a joke haha Get those 5 kegs ready Boi!

[gruesomeBODY]

hell's fucken yea. Florida with the guys and kegs. THen off to the beach for some furbugers. I love this idea.

[talentedhamster]

hahah good luck with that one

[Willkillforfood]

I'll bring the Filipino hookers.

[kenpo sensei]

Kids, thats all I have to say Kids!

[talentedhamster]

you tell em kenpo!

[glory_gamer]

Thats enought from u talented ... I can come .. but u have to eat some furburgers.

[talentedhamster]

pshhh its never enough from me =)

[glory_gamer]

ok i am not even goingthere

[talentedhamster]

oh wow. that sounded pretty bad didnt it....i didnt mean it that way!

[gruesomeBODY]

Furburgers for everyone

[JRwakebord]

Since when is Bobby concerned with poonani? Are you drunk?

[glory_gamer]

I think u should be thinking more about talented wanting furburgers...

[gruesomeBODY]

Since when is Bobby concerned with poonani? Are you drunk?
Well, yes i was, but it is of great concern.

[talentedhamster]

um, I never said that!!! jesus christ!!! that is so rediculously nasty

[JRwakebord]

Yah. Shaven is better!

[Willkillforfood]

Kids, thats all I have to say Kids!

Keep it up and no hookers for you, young man.

[glory_gamer]

No u didnt say it. U typed it!

[talentedhamster]

you know what i mean

[JRwakebord]

No, he doesn't. He has down syndrome.

[talentedhamster]

aw, thats kinda sad. you know what they say about them kids with down syndrome...

[gruesomeBODY]

they say that they are useless. Do i win the car now alex

[talentedhamster]

im not alex, your brother is alex! nope. you LOSE the car. Unless you wanna buy mine cause I reaaaaaaaaaaally need to sell it.

[Willkillforfood]

no Im alex.

[JRwakebord]

Your mom's alex.


BURN!!!

[Titusfied]

Alex and Bobby Cock? I'm confused? :confused:

[talentedhamster]

theyre brothers, whats to get?

[JRwakebord]

Incest?

[talentedhamster]

no theyre not from alabama

[JRwakebord]

Well they're about as intelligent as hicks from Alabama...

[talentedhamster]

true that....

[gruesomeBODY]

Well they're about as intelligent as hicks from Alabama...
At least this hick doesnt hit on everything in site

[JRwakebord]

Actually, he's kinda got a point...

[talentedhamster]

the wrath of the angry jake!

[JRwakebord]

No, not so mad anymore.

[Titusfied]

If she can pee, that's good enough for me!

[gruesomeBODY]

if she has grass, then play on the field

[talentedhamster]

you guys need some new lines.

[Willkillforfood]

no theyre not from alabama

All of our ancestors used to do incest. Especially those whose last names are herbs or garnishes =P.

[talentedhamster]

shut up! its not my fault my last name is an herb.

[JRwakebord]

Herbal essence!

[talentedhamster]

not quite.

[JRwakebord]

Ooooh yes...Yes...YEESS!!!!

[talentedhamster]

hahaha im not even gonna dignify that with a response

[JRwakebord]

Cmon, that's a great scene from When Harry Met Sally.

[Titusfied]

You want a new line:

If she has a vagina, I'll fuck it!

[talentedhamster]

correction, a new, somewhat clever line.

[JRwakebord]

From us? That may take a while.

[Titusfied]

Alrighty then:

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

"I'm bored. Ever try anal?"

[talentedhamster]

nice shoes wanna fuck is a song. not original!

[Titusfied]

Alright, how about:

"Suck my dick, bitch."

[Willkillforfood]

Those were Titus's first words.

[gruesomeBODY]

and his finals words before he blew his load on his gf

[glory_gamer]

How about "shhh Just go with it"

[gruesomeBODY]

or flick her in the eye

[JRwakebord]

Bwahahahahaha.


"Hi, I'm Jake. I'm a scorpio and like romantic candle light dinners and long walks on the beach. Now that you know a little bit about me, let's have sex."

[gruesomeBODY]

its more like, " Hi im Bobby, im willing and able to go all the way this time."

JK