Never allow these people in Dragoon Elite Private.

[Sum Yung Guy]

xombie_love
battlebitch
bewitched

ok I got a pm from battlebitch last night asking to join the dragoons, the answer is a big huge NO. Dont ever let any of those people join period.

[glory_gamer]

Why, Whats up with them? jusy wandering....

[kenpo sensei]

Whats the story on them?

[Lenny]

Bewitched is his fiance, xombie-Love is his future sister-in-law... and probably the same for battlebitch.

I think...

[Willkillforfood]

They're wanting to spy on your shit?

[Grav]

Okay, I'm adding them to this usergroup.

[gruesomeBODY]

ok i wont

[Titusfied]

Done, let's now welcome our newest members! :)

[JRwakebord]

You seem to forget that Jason carries an M-16...

[talentedhamster]

thats nice to know.

Note to self: be nice to jason.

btw, whos jason?

[JRwakebord]

Jason DeLong = SYG

[Sum Yung Guy]

thats nice to know.

Note to self: be nice to jason.

btw, whos jason?
Im Jason, and I am an expert with my M16.... and pretty good with a bowstaff too!

[JRwakebord]

He got asked to join a bunch of gangs because he's pretty good with a bowstaff. Chicks like guys with skills.

[talentedhamster]

indeed they do. hi jason! don't shoot me?

[gruesomeBODY]

hell just get smith to run you over. Hes that damn good

[JRwakebord]

Smith=drving godf

[glory_gamer]

SMith messaged me on icq when i was asleep! Dammit, i missed SMith's message.

[gruesomeBODY]

and it looks like somebody is a little drunk hehe

[Titusfied]

THIS IS MY RIFLE. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will....

My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit....

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will....

Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but Peace!

[Lenny]

A story: A man fires a rifle for many years; And he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armoury; And he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; His hands still remember the rifle.

[talentedhamster]

thast cute.

[Lenny]

You've never seen Jarhead, have you?

[talentedhamster]

yes, i have. and i said that exact same thing. its called sarcasm

[Lenny]

Really? Oh. :(

Sarcasm doesn't travel well in writing.

[talentedhamster]

yea. i try to write things a certain way sometimes and it doesn't work =( im a falure!!!!

[Lenny]

Ah well.

You could use the tags? They make everything go bold and yellow. :)

[Titusfied]

Are you serious?!?!

[Lenny]

Why yes, yes I am. :grin:

[talentedhamster]

nah id rather watch you guys in confusion =)

[gruesomeBODY]

i had no idea actually

[JRwakebord]

Jarhead the book is good, I've heard the movie was bad though.

[talentedhamster]

the movie probably sucks in comparrison to the book, cause books are 239874 times better, but it was apretty good movie.

[Lenny]

Films about books are ALWAYS awful, unless the book really is shite, and the film had a director with such vision that, well, theyt can make it good.

Example: LotR. It's a hard slog. Lots of people will hate the books because of that (I couldn't give a rats arse. Books are too good to hate. :p), and so like the films more.

---

Jarhead as a book might not be as good as the film, for the fact that films about real life are often very good, whereas books about the same can have very little appeal... to me, anyway.

No-one else find this to be true for them?

[talentedhamster]

well I mostly think books are better. Lotr sucks, period. end of story.

Like they made a movie out of my favorite book and I'm almost afraid to see it in case its ruined.

[JRwakebord]

I loved The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy movie. May not have been quite as good as the book, but it was still very good.

[gruesomeBODY]

same with the chronicals of narnia.

[talentedhamster]

yea it was. but, the davinci code....awsome book, shitty ass movie

[Lenny]

Is that your favourite book film that you're afraid to see? Or is it something different?

What about books like Pride and Prejudice? It's a great film, but the book is not too good to read - it's a classic though, so you can't expect too much.

[talentedhamster]

no my favorite book is not that. close though. catcher in the rye. apparently they made a movie?!

[Lenny]

Not exactly.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0217319/

It's a film about a lad who has to do an essay about the book, and goes to see J.D. Holden or something.

[talentedhamster]

ooh. someone told me that it was a movie and i was afraid they ruined it.

[Lenny]

Well... it has been made in to a film, but not in the same way things like The Da Vinci Code, Narnia, Hitchhikers and whatnot have.

Have you seen a film called The Hours? It's based on the Virginia Wolfe book "Mrs. Dalloway", but instead of being the same plot as the book, it shows how the book has affected the lives of three women from different periods. And there are references to the book, and slight snippets of the plot. I imagine that's the same thing they've done with Finding Holden/CitR.

[Willkillforfood]

I couldn't finish watching Jarhead. It was boring.

[Lenny]

It's supposed to give an idea of what life out there is like, right? And if life out there is boring, then the film will be boring, no?

[JRwakebord]

Can the logic, lenny!

[gruesomeBODY]

always the smart one lenny is

[Lenny]

Boring films always remind me of Sean Penn. Especially if they're deep.

[JRwakebord]

What the fuck? Lenny what's the matter with you?

[Lenny]

Just been watching a film that reminded me of Sean Penn. :)

It had Nicolas Cage in it.

[gruesomeBODY]

What? Now Gruesome is confused. But this is not new at all.

[Lenny]

I blame the lack of sleep over the past 5 or 6 years.

[Willkillforfood]

You and Queen Elizabeth should eat some spotted dick together =p.

[gruesomeBODY]

or some sheperds pie

[Lenny]

Nah. She's too small and doesn't like humour.

[Willkillforfood]

Welp ...time to go finish up at work.

[Titusfied]

Absolute Power was a GREAT book, but a pretty weak movie. That is definitely the trend with good books gone to the big screen. I actually thought they did The Da Vinci code pretty good. It was basically spot on with the book, which I liked.

[JRwakebord]

Book was definitly better, though.

[Lenny]

It might have been spot on with the book, but it moved far too fast. I didn't think the script was too good, either - a lot of stating the obvious went on.

[JRwakebord]

a lot of stating the obvious went on.

Yah, like: Jesus was just a man. And he had a kid.

[Willkillforfood]

Lenny should be a director. Wouldn't that be so funny if you became a Director, Lenny?

[JRwakebord]

What kind of films do you think he would make?


Ooo lets make a poll

[Titusfied]

Ancient Times Porn.

SWEET!

[Lenny]

I'd make either spoofs, or something ground-breaking and deep... maybe a film about diggers who break into an ancient cave miles below a busy road in Manhattan? :p

Probably spoofs.

[glory_gamer]

I am Jesus!

[Lenny]

No, I'm Jesus!

[JRwakebord]

Fuck you both, MJ is jesus.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Jesus loves children and so does MJ...Michael Jackson

[JRwakebord]

Hence: Michael Jackson is the second coming of Christ!

[Titusfied]

No pun intended.

[Lenny]

No I'M Spartacus!

[JRwakebord]

I'M Spartacus!!

[Titusfied]

Can I have the coke at least?

[Lenny]

There's a 60 inch cock in another thread if that counts? Only one letter difference.

[JRwakebord]

I thought it was a Pepsi ad.

[Grav]

***PEEING***

[Willkillforfood]

Oh come on ...why do you have peeing in yellow? What sense does that make? =O.

[Lenny]

I'd go for a sickly, light green, personally.

[Titusfied]

Hmm, I can't remember?

[glory_gamer]

I'm Craige!

[JRwakebord]

I'm Marc!

[Grav]

I'm sexy

[JRwakebord]

You're fat.

[Titusfied]

Agreed.

[Lenny]

The next point of discussion...

What action can be taken against the recent plague of hermits?

[Grav]

You're banned

[Sum Yung Guy]

You post more in the Dragoon section then anywhere else.... I thought you wanted this whole Dragoon forum turned private, and couldn't stand us.

[JRwakebord]

We're the forbidden fruit!

[Grav]

You see, now I can spam YOU and you can't do anything about it.

[Sum Yung Guy]

The thing is, we don't care if you do.
*we

[Titusfied]

Agreed.

[kenpo sensei]

You see, now I can spam YOU and you can't do anything about it.
Its all mind over matter, If we dont mind it dont matter.

[Titusfied]

I don't get it? :confused:

[kenpo sensei]

You never do Tiduies's, woops Titus.

[gruesomeBODY]

i love spam spam spam

[talentedhamster]

spam is narsty stuff.

[Lenny]

Bloody vikings.

[Willkillforfood]

hawaiians eat Katie's weight in spam daily.

[JRwakebord]

I've actually never tried Spam.

[talentedhamster]

dont, its horrible

[Willkillforfood]

New Yorkers eat it up like candy I hear.

[JRwakebord]

I wanna try it.

[gruesomeBODY]

new yorkers will eat anything.

[Titusfied]

Don't believe everything you hear, laddies.

[Grav]

Oh, and I can randomly ban you guys for a while because I'm the only active admin. Forgot about that one.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Thats ok, thell just wander over to the xbox and start voice chatting with each other :-P

Anyways I can unban anyone you banned, unless you ban me, then I would just tell Chruser to unban me lol.

[Grav]

Not if I ban Chruser.

[Lenny]

I was going to say that... but then I thought that Chruser would be the Root Admin account, so you won't be able to ban him.

WW, however, is probably an entirely different case altogether! But you don't want to bring the wrath of a Supercomputer on you... it'll billion-calculations-per-second your ass into the middle of next century.

[Grav]

WW is root, Chruser isn't

[Lenny]

I always thought that since Chruser is the owner, he'd be root.

Well, it looks as if you can ban Chruser.

Happy hunting!

[JRwakebord]

Hahaha I will die if he bans Chruser.

[Titusfied]

Please ban Chruser! Please?

[Grav]

Okay.

[Willkillforfood]

lol. Did you? =o Evil!

[gruesomeBODY]

damnnnnnnn