hey, sexy halo players

[talentedhamster]

why was i kicked out of the clan?

[gruesomeBODY]

ihad no idea you were kicked out. Ill look into it

[Sum Yung Guy]

You called us all assholes thats why! Kidding heheh.

[talentedhamster]

well, who kicked me out? and can i get back in?

[Willkillforfood]

i blame it on SYG =P.

[glory_gamer]

I havent been on... So when i can ill send u a invite

[Willkillforfood]

It was Colonel Mustard in the study with a noose.

[gruesomeBODY]

well i sent u another invite if u want in. As for people that could have done it, it would be:

Glory
JR
Titusfied
Me
Gutter

One of us and me and glory both said it wasnt us. JR is never on and neither is gutter so it lives one person, but he was probably drunk so he doesnt remember

[Willkillforfood]

Hmm, Titus is scornful of her ...and he just got live working. HMMMM =P.

[JRwakebord]

I've got nothing against Talented, so it wasn't me.

[glory_gamer]

Umm I dont like the assholes in the thread ... can we change it to very sexy men? Gruesom?

[gruesomeBODY]

sure dude, ill do it right now

[Lenny]

Ah! So that's why the title changed.

I've been sat here for the past 5 minutes reading the posts thinking, "What? A second thread has been posted, identical to the first, but with a different title?! :confused:"

[talentedhamster]

thats actually really creepy that you can do that. why can you do that?!

[JRwakebord]

Because he's one of the mods for this section of the forum.

[gruesomeBODY]

hehe i have the power in my hands

[talentedhamster]

omg stoi ueo, im so godanem drunk ant no ones on!!! ahhh!!

[JRwakebord]

hehe i have the power in my hands

That's what I say every time I beat off.

[talentedhamster]

which is waht 45 times ma day?

[glory_gamer]

DAnm 45 times a day!

[gruesomeBODY]

powned by the drunken beaver...i mean hamster

[talentedhamster]

you bet! =P

[Titusfied]

T'was me. I probably do it to at least one person a month, just because I'm a dick. Oh well.

[talentedhamster]

that works i guess. what are you talking about?

[Willkillforfood]

Hah, so the plot thickens!

[talentedhamster]

theres a plot now? jeez i miss alot.

[JRwakebord]

Well, yah. You're a girl. You're too busy playing with My Little Pony dolls.

[talentedhamster]

oh yea thast how i spend my days.

at least i dont spend all my time wacking off, ya know?

[JRwakebord]

What's wrong with wacking off?

[talentedhamster]

i just don't see why guys do it, unless theyre really THAT desprite. its an odd thought, but maybe because i think too much

[JRwakebord]

Or because it feels good and is a pleasant way to pass the time...

[talentedhamster]

I wouldn't know, believe it or not

[JRwakebord]

I don't, actually.

[talentedhamster]

thanks jake.

[JRwakebord]

Anytime! Get on Halo 2nite, ill be drunk!

[talentedhamster]

mmkayyyyy

[Titusfied]

Oh, I definitely jerk off. I just can't seem to cram enough sex with the Mrs. on the weekends when we get to see eachother, so I have to pacify my horny time somehow. Try going a prolonged period of time with sex everyday, multiple times a day, then just stop. You'd be a horny ass fuck too! At least my stop is only From Monday - Thursday. Friday - Sunday is a FUCK FEST!!

Bang Bus! COHF!

[talentedhamster]

well, why do you feel the need to be so open?

[gruesomeBODY]

i believe girls masterbate more then guys, but they are afraid of telling the world.

[talentedhamster]

i don't know about "most girls" but the ones i talk to dont....eceppt 1 but shes a lesbucket so she doesn't count

[Lenny]

She's still a girl though, right?

And how do you know that the ones you talk to aren't harbouring deep and disturbing secrets that they don't want to tell to the rest of the world?

[talentedhamster]

cause high school girls generally don't do that. and if they did, i wouldnt talk to them.

[Willkillforfood]

cause high school girls generally don't do that. and if they did, i wouldnt talk to them.

At least most guys don't put foreign objects inside their body =P.

[talentedhamster]

no, most guys put their objects into foreign things. not too sure which is better.

[JRwakebord]

You know, for once... Katie makes a very good point.

[talentedhamster]

im not too sure as to if that was a compliment or an insult. so, thanks jake, and f u! hah

[gruesomeBODY]

wow that was entertaining....... ill be back in five

[Willkillforfood]

Nah, put them in people =P. Not vegetables, pieces of plastic, etc.

[talentedhamster]

well in that case, your putting something in somwhere, that only God knows thats been there.

[Willkillforfood]

Well, in the case of vaginas it's been between the girl's legs her entire life =P ...hopefully.

[talentedhamster]

yes, but remember, it bleeds horribly from time to time. and even sometimes people come out.

[Willkillforfood]

Guys pee from theirs multiple times throughout the day =P.

[JRwakebord]

yes, but remember, it bleeds horribly from time to time. and even sometimes people come out.


That's the first time I've ever thought about vagina with anything less than admiration. Thanks for that.

[gruesomeBODY]

yea i just threw up in my mouth

[talentedhamster]

awsome!

[JRwakebord]

Better than throwing up into a vagina.

[gruesomeBODY]

HAHAHAHAHA so right buddy

[talentedhamster]

ewwwww, thats just not right...

[Willkillforfood]

Hmm, that's on my "to do" list.

[Titusfied]

I love when I'm licking my girl's asshole, and because she just took a shit 5 minutes prior, I throw up all over her vagina. Never slows me down though!!

[JRwakebord]

That makes me all hot and bothered.

[gruesomeBODY]

and deathly sick

[talentedhamster]

not exactly hot, but most deff bothered

[Willkillforfood]

I hear barf in the vagina can make a girl pregnant =O.

[gruesomeBODY]

or burn her

[kenpo sensei]

I hear barf in the vagina can make a girl pregnant =O.
Willkill, I think you need to go and have your head checked out, your mind is always in the wrong place.

[Sum Yung Guy]

I havnt got laid since April :(

[Willkillforfood]

Willkill, I think you need to go and have your head checked out, your mind is always in the wrong place.

What if ...this is gonna blow your mind ...my head is in the right place and EVERYONE elses' heads are in the wrong place? Woooah, cool right?

[Titusfied]

Not at all.

No.

[Lenny]

I tried that once... except differently.

"No guys, we're not lost! The world just isn't where it should be!"

[glory_gamer]

Titus dont forget about hitting your girlfriend when she talks to u while playing halo

[gruesomeBODY]

or blowing you

[Willkillforfood]

lol. Domestic abuse mixed with halo. What could be more fun!?

[gruesomeBODY]

public abuse mixed in with halo

[Lenny]

How's about... pizza, threesome, and Halo?

[talentedhamster]

if that pizza was fat free, then id never leave my basement.

[Lenny]

That can be arranged.

[Willkillforfood]

Snaps, she'd stay in her basement eating pizza and boinking lenny. Some halo too =O.

[JRwakebord]

I havnt got laid since April :(


I haven't gotten laid since... 9pm last night.

[gruesomeBODY]

showoff

[talentedhamster]

hahaha jakes a man whore

[JRwakebord]

Hey, it was a good time. And I quote:

Jen: "Holy shit, my face is all tingly"

[talentedhamster]

Well, I'm not gonna ask how that happened. I've noticed that this clan seems to be pretty....open, for lack of a better word.

[JRwakebord]

Well, this is the private section. And I trust the people in the clan much more so than the rest of this place.

[Willkillforfood]

How was he, JR? =P.

[gruesomeBODY]

the goat, hes doing just fine

[talentedhamster]

and I thought MY friends were fucked up....

[Titusfied]

You have no idea...

[Lenny]

Awwwww. He trusts us. :D

[talentedhamster]

i dont think its trust, i just think he likes to brag

[Willkillforfood]

trust me, baby ;).

[JRwakebord]

the goat, hes doing just fine


I have to admit, seeing a fucking goat in the goddamn motel room when I woke up was the most fucked up thing ever.