You never go ass to mouth!

[Medieval Bob]

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

[HandOfHeaven]

The first rule of going ass to mouth:
1. You do not talk about going ass to mouth.

[Dar_Win]

2. Never go ass to mouth with a guy.

[Lenny]

Wouldn't it be a teensy bit messy?

[JRwakebord]

A2M for the win!

Yah can't say I've done that to a girl yet.

[kaos]

Only on special occasions.

[Grav]

Like when your head is up your ass

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Been there, done that. It's not as bad as people make it out to be as long as you can get the fact that your tongue is sliding up something that yesterday's lunch, along with a mix of other ingredients, was the last thing to occupy the tunnel.
Only if it's clean.

That's my two cents.

[KagomJack]

Nah. It's not messy at all if the person's clean ;)

[Lenny]

By clean do you mean clean on the outside, or clean on the inside? Either way, it wouldn't hurt to shove a hosepipe up there for a few minutes, just to get rid of anything that's hanging around, no?

[HandOfHeaven]

Lenny, have you turned gay on all of us? No one should even speak of shoving a hosepipe 'up there'.

[Lenny]

I hope I haven't.

It probably comes with working with sex-crazed sicko's for 9 hours a day for the past 7 weeks.

Give me some time back at school with normal people and I'll be right as rain. :)

[JRwakebord]

Leny that's called an enema.

[KagomJack]

Yeah, beat me to it :(

[Willkillforfood]

Why the hell is this being talked about? ><

[KagomJack]

I don't know, but would you like a rusty trombone? <3

[JRwakebord]

Hahaha I had to explain what a rusty trombone was to a friend of mine, and the last line of the conversation was the best:

"Ok I get why it's a trombone, but why is it rust-- OH MY GOD EWWWWWWW!!!"

[KagomJack]

hehe. It's a fun thing to explain, especially the reactions people give :D

[DaFrigginDoctah]

WTF is a "Rusty Trombone"?

[KagomJack]

I think the real question is: do you want to know? I think your life would be much happier not knowing.

[gruesomeBODY]

Dude trust me. You dont want to know

[Lenny]

I'm going to take a guess here, but...

What colour is rust?
A trombone is long and hard, aye?

Put two and two together et voila, there's your rusty trombone.

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And how on earth am I supposed to know what an "enema" is? I'm not into all this weird stuff.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I dont think it will have that large of an effect on me.

[JRwakebord]

Eating someone's ass while reaching around and jerking them off at the same time.

[HandOfHeaven]

What The Fuck??!!!

[KagomJack]

Enemas aren't necessarily for cleaning, they're also helpful for people who are having troubles going to the bathroom. That help?

And JR: Now you've ruined HoH's innocence ;-;

[Lenny]

Fair enough.

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My interpretation of a rusty trombone was completely wrong. :(

[KagomJack]

It's cool. I don't know what a Polish Bike Ride is.

[Natasta]

Poor, little, centered-minded people.

[Sovereign]

It woudl appear I posted this image thinking this was that dead fetus thread.

Not awake yet.

[Lenny]

Poor Sov.

Poor no-minded people.

Poor Poles.

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What IS a Polish Bike Ride?

[JRwakebord]

What The Fuck??!!!


That's about the standard response.

[KagomJack]

1.
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.

2.
When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.

3.
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind in the doggy position, there is another woman riding the woman as if on a bike holding her braids like handle bars and making a pedaling motion with her feet, and massaging herself.

[JRwakebord]

LO9L. That last one brings to mind the most ridiculous mental picture.

[Lenny]

Why on earth would you kick someone in the breasts?!!

[talentedhamster]

yea trust me that hurts =(

[JRwakebord]

How the FUCK would you know that?

[talentedhamster]

cause, i got kicked in the boobs! nothing sexual though, just got kicked, and it hurts alot ='(

[KagomJack]

I've been dropkicked in the chest. I have felt more pain than you.

[talentedhamster]

You don't have boobs so it doesn't feel the same! if you do, theyre prob no where near as big as mine. and thats no where near the worst pain ive felt. and doing that in sex is wierddddddd. i prefer my chest unkicked thank you very much

[Willkillforfood]

So ...was your chest sore after you did the polish bicycle, katie? =o

[KagomJack]

Spanking's fun in sex, right guys?

[HandOfHeaven]

Well, not if it hurts them...

[Lenny]

I don't get the whole "spanking is kinky"... it just seems weird.

[talentedhamster]

whatever tickles your fancy, no pun intended.

[Lenny]

Hmmm... feathers are weird too. I'd imagine they'd get in the way, and who wants soggy feathers?

[KagomJack]

I was being facetious.

[HandOfHeaven]

And I happen to like being spanked by girls!

[KagomJack]

I enjoy spanking. It's kinda kinky.

[Lenny]

But are you doing the spanking, or being spanked?

[gruesomeBODY]

the wooden spoon is so much fun

[KagomJack]

I don't dabble into my private life publicly.

[Lenny]

Fair enough.

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Am I brave enough to ask what a "Wooden spoon" is?

[Chruser]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4315/wooden20spoonph5.jpg

[Lenny]

That first one looks more like a Spatula... to be honest.

[HandOfHeaven]

You're right, it does. A wooden spatula?

[KagomJack]

Hairbrushes hurt more :(

[-=Rico-GP=-]

This thread delivers.

[HandOfHeaven]

Mouth to ass?

[JRwakebord]

Ten times out of ten?

[Lenny]

A-HA! I know what "wooden spoon" is now. :)

And I wish I didn't. :(

[JRwakebord]

Um... why not? It's spoon made of dead trees.

[Grav]

*kicks breasts*

[Willkillforfood]

Lol. So the bicycle technique not only provides pleasure but helps you tone up your legs through vigorous aerobic exercise.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

LO9L. That last one brings to mind the most ridiculous mental picture.
I concur.

[kyeruu]

am i interrupting by posting? and how did the subject of the conversation change from ass to mouth to wooden spoon?

[Lenny]

Just basic conversational thingies. It starts out as a sexual thingy, so we carry on with the sexual thingies, get on to weird things to do during sex, and then Wooden Spoon sounds like something might happen.

[JRwakebord]

Wooden spoon = low-tech speculum.

[Lenny]

Heh.You'd have to polish it a bit, no?

[JRwakebord]

Don't want any splinters, now do we?

[Lenny]

Oh no. Don't talk to me about splinters. I've had a couple a day for the past 9 weeks. :(

[JRwakebord]

Um.... where are these splinters located?

[Lenny]

In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?

[HandOfHeaven]

.....

[Great-Thanatos]

In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?
I once watched a british man pick up and concrete block with his testicles

[JRwakebord]

In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?


No, a 60 inch cock.

[HandOfHeaven]

I was going to say something along those lines...

[khwiii]

"You're not the one that ended up with mayo in your cooch!"

"One ring, ....."

[!King_Amazon!]

I wanna know how I missed this thread.

[MightyJoe]

I was wondering who bumped this thread, but I should have known.

[D3V]

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

Pics, or it never happened.

[Kaneda]

Wow, how did a miss this the first time around and then again just the other day.
A2M once or twice. No penetration.

[Willkillforfood]

Oh God. Klo's getting a shit mustache!

[Raziel]

Didn't we used to have a member named A2M?

[Lenny]

Computer says, "No".

Though we do have an "S2 AM". He's one of the Dragoons. And speak of the devil, he's online now. Everybody wave at S2 AM!

[Raziel]

I stand corrected.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yuck. Sex is Ass 2 Mouth.

[klo]

Its all lies, or he did it with wall mart bitch.

motherfucker.

jeez, don't even look at me, yea...just sit over there watching the three fucking chanels we have, asshole. ugh.

[HandOfHeaven]

Ha Ha.

[klo]

Seriously, never. never ass period. ewww

[Thanatos]

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!

[!King_Amazon!]

Maybe she has.

[HandOfHeaven]

She's had a kid and is with Kaneda. I'm sure she has.

[Kaneda]

Ha. She didn't even realise what was happening the pleasure was so good.

[Thanatos]

ARE
OH
EFF
ELL

hahaha

[klo]

Ha. She didn't even realise what was happening the pleasure was so good.


your so full of shit. stfu.

none for you tonight. asswipe.

[Thanatos]

You guys crack me up.