Alright so

[talentedhamster]

I'm sitting in a pregame lobby by myself, cause Holden fell asleep. Why is no one else on?!? Jeez its only 11:19!

[JRwakebord]

I'll be back in like 15 min, hold your horses!

[gruesomeBODY]

my box was taken away and i dont get it back til sat. Ill be on then

[talentedhamster]

lol kk =) bobby, whatd you do?

[JRwakebord]

Bobby was naughty!

[glory_gamer]

ITs involves wipes, chains, 2 dead hookers, and a nine iron. So u still want to know?

[gruesomeBODY]

no glory it was 3 hookers and a driver.


I disrespected my parents.

[talentedhamster]

come on, you could have made it interesting!

[kenpo sensei]

no glory it was 3 hookers and a driver.


I disrespected my parents.
Dont forget the rubber chicken. And dont dis your parents again, I mean it. Bad boy!

[Lenny]

Ooooh! I do a mean Chicken Dance. :)

[Willkillforfood]

You're so in for the next session, Lenny =P.

[Lenny]

I can boogie, too!

[gruesomeBODY]

shake that ass lenny

[kenpo sensei]

No Lenny dont shake the ass

[Lenny]

You're mean! :cry:

If I wanna shake my 'sexy ass', then I will shake my 'sexy ass'.

[Titusfied]

How the hell do you get your XBox taken away from you?!?!?!?! I just got my internet connection set up last night, and I'm going to be on ALL fucking weekend! Seriously, like all weekend, getting drunk and playing Halo! You fuckers better get on Live a lot with me!

[talentedhamster]

im usually on, but if no one else is, then i leave, cause i get bored.

[kenpo sensei]

Tomarrow is my B-Day, HAPPY B_DAY to ME!

[talentedhamster]

happy bday!!

[gruesomeBODY]

yea happy bday and ill be on

[Titusfied]

Get on NOW!!

[glory_gamer]

Happy b-day dad

[gruesomeBODY]

i was on

[Lenny]

Happy Birthday Meister Kenpo!!

[Titusfied]

Woo hoo, good weekend of playing! I de-leveled like a mother fucker! I think I'm a 22 in TS now. :)

[gruesomeBODY]

26 here lol

[Titusfied]

Hahahahahahahahahahahha!!!

[Lenny]

Heh heh... a game where you can go down in leve;s as well as up. I've seen it all now! :p

[talentedhamster]

pshh dont de level when im around, im still trying to get higher lol im finally a 20 haha

[Titusfied]

Well, now I'm a 22! We are almost even! I guess the big difference is that I can basically own a game if I actually tried now.

[talentedhamster]

yea, isnt that the purpose of de-leveling? to own people of smaller levels?

[gruesomeBODY]

yea or to raise a friends level, or boost

[glory_gamer]

28-30 here

[Willkillforfood]

Happy birthday Kenpo. Hookers for everyone.

[glory_gamer]

little late?

[kenpo sensei]

Yea little late, but thanks anyway.

[Willkillforfood]

psh, hookers for no one now =(.

[talentedhamster]

your a hooker, go ahead, give him a show.

[gruesomeBODY]

hey hookers are people too

[glory_gamer]

Yeah!
The Bobby cock has slain alot of them!

[gruesomeBODY]

The bobby cock is a hooker itself, but a clean one.

[talentedhamster]

what kinda hooker are you if you dont have an STD?

[Lenny]

Either a very bad one, or a newb.

[Willkillforfood]

Lol. A dragon slayer.

[gruesomeBODY]

a one that uses alot of protection and alot of drugs.

[talentedhamster]

pshh ameture.



....kidding.

[Willkillforfood]

Katie is a gymnist by day and hooker by night. Bwhaha.

[talentedhamster]

gymnAst. and you only know cause you go searching every street corner for me.

[glory_gamer]

Main and 6th .... look there.

[gruesomeBODY]

dude she is a cheap one too. Drive her home and you get to feel her up. Give her 5 dollars and youll see her bed sheets.




Just kidding

[talentedhamster]

hahah thanks guys! good to know what you think of me. and theres no 6th off of main street....is there?

[glory_gamer]

2nd and oak?

[talentedhamster]

no second or oak. nice try though. oh wait i get it now, the streets are from places in your dreams.

lol

k im done.

[glory_gamer]

Danm i need to see a shrink about my nightmares then.

[Willkillforfood]

You guys see the one with Katie and Jenna Jameson? Hot stuff.

[talentedhamster]

how bout i kill you?

[kenpo sensei]

I think that hit a nerve.

[talentedhamster]

i think you guys expect me to be able to tell when your joking, yet dont understand when i am! stupid boysss

[Lenny]

Pff. Girls are so confusing.

[kenpo sensei]

Pff. Girls are so confusing.
No not really, its not that hard after a while of watching and paying attention.

[talentedhamster]

we are not confusing you guys are just dumb =P, and you say it like its so hard to pay attention to a girl. jeez.

[Lenny]

It's exceptionally hard when there are no girls anywhere nearby.

[talentedhamster]

hahah poor lenny, no girls for him!

[Lenny]

I know, poor owd me. Just sat here, all alone, with my computer, and myself.

:cry:

[talentedhamster]

Well, alot can be done with that, specially with you being a guy and all...

[Willkillforfood]

What're you trying to insinuate Katie? I'd sue her, Lenny.

[Lenny]

To be perfectly honest, I probably put the implications into her head. I do that without noticing a lot of the time.

Fun.

[talentedhamster]

yes, yes you did actually. anyone in my position would have said the same, you kinda walked into that.

[gruesomeBODY]

but you were the one that suggested it. I think you wish you could do that......

[talentedhamster]

think i wish i could what? im sorry that didnt make any sense to me. kind of an off day

[Willkillforfood]

you want to flog the lenny ;)

[talentedhamster]

you want to shut up, that is if you know whats good for you =) kidding!!!
<33

[Willkillforfood]

Im gonna make "Lenny" the new slang for wang.

[talentedhamster]

hahaha nice

[Lenny]

Yo man! I'm going downtown to meet Lenny today, you wanna come too?

[gruesomeBODY]

i think talented will acompany you

[talentedhamster]

nah i think you got it covered =)

[Lenny]

3 people? Fun! :grin:

[gruesomeBODY]

yea a threesome. Sounds like fun

[talentedhamster]

psh howd i get sucked into a threesome with YOU guys?

[Lenny]

Don't take that tone of typing with us! There are no bushes to hide in nearby. :(

[talentedhamster]

i could have said something, about the bushes, but ill pass =)

[gruesomeBODY]

well im drunk and im def not saying anything about busheslol

[talentedhamster]

lol good choice

[gruesomeBODY]

yea it was good on my part

[JRwakebord]

I prefer shaven, personally. Hooray for the 10 year-old girl look!

[gruesomeBODY]

baldy

[talentedhamster]

EWZ jake likes 10 year old girls

[JRwakebord]

Nah I prefer 20 y/o

[glory_gamer]

Hmm Thats good to know.

[kenpo sensei]

How did you guys get off on this subject?

[Lenny]

We started talking about hookers.

[kenpo sensei]

And everyone here knows all about hookers, HOW?

[Lenny]

Because we're all men and women of the world. We use the internet. :)

[Willkillforfood]

Talented likes a nice lenny here and there ;).

[Lenny]

Here, there, and everywhere? Know what I mean squire? Wink wink nudge nudge.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. ;)

[talentedhamster]

its not rape if you yell surprise

[Lenny]

It's not rape if she says yes...

That's a thought. How would one have sex with a man without his consent?

[talentedhamster]

a guy wouldnt need to be forced....

[Lenny]

Ex-actly.

Which is why we never hear about women charged with rape.

It's a strange owd world.

[talentedhamster]

its not strange, its just that guys are horny bastards.

[Lenny]

Fair enough.

Oooooh! Post 101! It's like a head with horns coming off it!

:weird:

[talentedhamster]

well someone is easily amused...

[Lenny]

It's late. I've had a long, exhausting day. My brain is starved of oxygen, and my hair is trying to strangle me.

And The Feeling going "B-B-B-Baby, I think I'm going K-K-K-Krazy" is making me giggle. Especially with their accents. :)

[talentedhamster]

lmfao good luck with that one! its not just you actually, i giggled reading that. which is wierd cause i dont usually giggle, and especially not like this

[Lenny]

Dunno... must be the drugs in the water.

[Willkillforfood]

Or the carbon monoxide lurking ominously in her homestead.

[talentedhamster]

or maybe just talking to brainless morons like you guys too much =)

[Willkillforfood]

you want us.

[talentedhamster]

yea, i want to kill you! just you though

[Lenny]

Heh heh heh.

[gruesomeBODY]

ha ha ha

[Willkillforfood]

I'll take what I can get ;).

[glory_gamer]

we know

[kenpo sensei]

I'll take what I can get ;).
And thats everything he's ever wanted

[Willkillforfood]

hehe =).

[kenpo sensei]

See I knew I was right about that.

[Titusfied]

Har Har Har

[gruesomeBODY]

pee pee pee

[talentedhamster]

clever? not really

[JRwakebord]

Dumbass? Totally.

[talentedhamster]

im not a dumbass....=(

[Titusfied]

Says you... :)

[glory_gamer]

Again! Titus-1 Talented-0

[gruesomeBODY]

titus is on a roll lately

[Titusfied]

Too bad no one has been playing Halo lately...

[talentedhamster]

ive been, but ill only play a game or 2, then get bored cause no ones on

[JRwakebord]

Roomate didn't pay the cable bill on time. :(

Gotta wait for internet to be turned back on.

[Sum Yung Guy]

How Are You Posting That Without The Ninneteternet?

[JRwakebord]

I'm at my parent's house right now, using their internet.

[gruesomeBODY]

i havent been on in a while because i fucked up my box, my controller doesnt work, and im kinda seeing a girl on a regular basis. Im also waiting for my paycheck to come so i can buy the 360 before i go back to school.

[talentedhamster]

In that order, how, congrats, and f school.

[gruesomeBODY]

after being modded 4 times in a row, i kinda kicked my box and it now makes this terrible sound, thanks for the congrats, and school doesnt suck at all. I kinda like it

[talentedhamster]

heh thats a good thing about being a lower level, i never get modded, and you only like school cause your outa high school....lucky >=(

[JRwakebord]

Geez katie, just get older already.

[talentedhamster]

I'm doing my best. Last year of high school, hopefully, and I have a feeling its gonna suck. But as long as no one stabs anyone again I think It'll be OK.

[Titusfied]

Hahahahahahahahah! Was that the games that I was playing with you and Alex? If so, I'm now so much happier, because you were seriously so fucking pissed. It was great.

I love Halo. It's my best friend.

[JRwakebord]

It's your only friend.

[gruesomeBODY]

Hahahahahahahahah! Was that the games that I was playing with you and Alex? If so, I'm now so much happier, because you were seriously so fucking pissed. It was great.

I love Halo. It's my best friend.

yea it was

[Titusfied]

That's great! So that's the last time you played?? Hahahaah!

[JRwakebord]

Ouch. That hurt on the inside. Right next to my spleen.

[Willkillforfood]

Prolly got kidney stones =O.

[Titusfied]

I LOVE kidney stones. They make my penis feel special.

[JRwakebord]

Pissing shattered glass is pleasant!

[glory_gamer]

Schools are safer now that the students carry guns.

[JRwakebord]

And Bush is a uniter, not a divider.

[Willkillforfood]

Uniting everyone in war. x_x.

[JRwakebord]

Soon to be invited: Iran!

[Lenny]

What about N. Korea? We need a good game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

[JRwakebord]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Thermonuculear Warhead.

[Willkillforfood]

Well, since this war was over years ago we should be good to go right? We don't untold thousands of troops in Iraq anymore, right? =O.

[Lenny]

Apparently you do. There are some big, bad, nasty bad people who want to explode the shit out of us all in various creative ways, often involving them, a car, some explosives, and a target.

[JRwakebord]

And get their 72 crystal clear raisens!