Im finally on this site

[Ketchup22]

hey its me ketchup you need to let me into your clan list gruesome

[talentedhamster]

w00t! whats up?!?

[Ketchup22]

hey how you feeling

[talentedhamster]

i am in my happy place, and it takes me about 10 minutes to type lol hahahaha how are you?

[Ketchup22]

im good i think im going to go play halo some more because all the clan members are getting on if you get on tomorrow i will play with you

[talentedhamster]

yea i think im gonna go pass out now but i wake up at like 12 tomorrow so be on sometime around then? byebye <3

[Ketchup22]

i will be on a little earlier ok i will see you then good night

[glory_gamer]

this was typed over because we arent going to talk like that anymore

[Ketchup22]

your an asswhole glory

[glory_gamer]

And Burning sensation in your pants.

[Willkillforfood]

asswholes are horrible!

Glory, you should confess your sins to Father Titus. Bring talented along with you, sacrifices appease father titus well.

[talentedhamster]

hah wow someone that sticks up for me....awsome!!!

[Titusfied]

Welcome Ketchup!!

[Willkillforfood]

I <3 ketchup.

[sue_13]

If Ketchup sticks up for anyone he is getting terminated with extreme prejudice.

[Ketchup22]

sue you know you can suck my balls any day

[glory_gamer]

And get 1st degree burns on his face..

[gruesomeBODY]

whats up ketchup

[glory_gamer]

Well the Temp in his pants is one thing.

[gruesomeBODY]

the temp in all mens pants is up to keep the testies warm. If it gets cold, then they rise into the body to keep warm. That or if a real ugly chick walks by.

[glory_gamer]

Yeah but he is a Fire Crotch.

[Willkillforfood]

the temp in all mens pants is up to keep the testies warm. If it gets cold, then they rise into the body to keep warm. That or if a real ugly chick walks by.

That last part was the kicker, haha.

[sue_13]

Well Ketchup's testes are warm enough to keep an entire room of testes above average temperature.

[Lenny]

But if your testes get too warm, they can't produce sperm as well and the sperm they do produce die quicker than normal. Which is why the testes are in a little sac outside the body - to keep cool.

[talentedhamster]

but thats good! less sperm = less babies

[GutterMind]

Oddly enough, I like Ketchup and have good times on Live, but I don't give a fuck what the temp of his balls are....

[glory_gamer]

Unless they touch u.

[gruesomeBODY]

That last part was the kicker, haha.
yea, it would have been weird if i didnt put that

[talentedhamster]

its kinda wierd reguardless. why are you all talking about steves balls?

[Lenny]

We're all mad, that's why. :) Why else?

[glory_gamer]

Yes MAD MAD MAD!

[talentedhamster]

O_o. well, seeing as how today is another holiday i dont have to celebrate, you guys should be on halo today

[glory_gamer]

Dont worry we will be on later tonight.

[talentedhamster]

good boys =)

[Willkillforfood]

but thats good! less sperm = less babies

You do know that even if there was 99.9999% less sperm there'd still be more than enough to get you preggoz.

[Lenny]

The only reason there's so much is because not one will stop and ask for directions.

[gruesomeBODY]

and they are to selfish to share the egg so they will go in all directions to be "the one"

[talentedhamster]

and most fail. miserably. which is good cause that means no babies!

[Willkillforfood]

I wouldn't take my chance if I were you with just overheated testicles on your side :P.

[Titusfied]

I have sex with fake ugly chicks.

[gruesomeBODY]

I have sex with fake ugly chicks.
Why do u speak so bad of your parents???

[talentedhamster]

LMFAO!!!! hahaha you are person of the day for that one.

[Titusfied]

Can you leave Zelaron? I don't know why you were invited in the first place.

[talentedhamster]

Well if thats how you guys feel then fine. I'll go. How do you delete an account?

[sue_13]

Banhammer please.

[glory_gamer]

WoW this is turning out great..... Hmm WE need Delong and Smith BAck NOW!

[gruesomeBODY]

asap on that

[Titusfied]

Agreed. Ban talented from Zelaron, delete her account on Live, boot her from clan, then get DeLong and Smith back. And BOOM! We are back to normal sanity. Whatever that means.

[Lenny]

Normal sanity?! You don't have sanity to begin with!!

And why ban her? She's brought a lot of activity.

[Willkillforfood]

Because girls are the devil?! :o.

[Lenny]

So are Churches. It's been scientifically proven. :)

But girls are good. They stop us all going primate on the forum.

[talentedhamster]

haha thanks lenny

[Sum Yung Guy]

Whats going on? Im busy. Damn explosions and gunshots here all the time :( my roomate got hit by a bomb and flew through the air. Hes ok, busted up his knee real good though.

[gruesomeBODY]

damn that must have been a bad bomb if he survived lol

[Willkillforfood]

Sorry to hear things are so bad for ya SYG. Did you hear about North Korea threatening to nuke alaska? Might be going somewhere else now ...Im glad I'm in college because the draft probably won't be out of the question if we get involved with N. Korea too.

[glory_gamer]

Glad u are back!

[gruesomeBODY]

I say we nuke them before they nuke us. Fucken communist bastards

[talentedhamster]

oh don't even get me started lol

[Ketchup22]

r u guys being dicks again because ill beat your ass

[Willkillforfood]

Lol. Internet threats x_X.

[glory_gamer]

Ok ketchup, Learn to READ!

[Titusfied]

Yeah, Ketchup either has a thing for hampster, or he's just wound up too tight.

[talentedhamster]

um, asshole, theres no ''p'' in ''hamster''.

[Willkillforfood]

They have a thing for each other. Hence her being taken! :D.

[talentedhamster]

Hey, stfu!

[Willkillforfood]

Young love is so cute ;).

[talentedhamster]

::sigh::

[glory_gamer]

Staying out of this one! (glory leaves to room.)

[Willkillforfood]

"Welcome to my parlor," said the spider to the fly.

[talentedhamster]

your creepy.

[Lenny]

As he sat down on a pallet, and tucked into his steak pie.

[Titusfied]

Sorry cunt.

Aren't you gone yet?

[glory_gamer]

You cant get read of me Titus!

[Willkillforfood]

but I can ...with my kaiser blade.

[gruesomeBODY]

You cant get read of me Titus!
this sentence makes no sense at all

[talentedhamster]

i think he meant rid.

[kenpo sensei]

"Welcome to my parlor," said the spider to the fly.
You have to be the fly, we all know what fly's hang around, SHIT.

[Willkillforfood]

Psh. Keep it up and I'll whoop you :P.

[kenpo sensei]

Stop your scarring me!

[talentedhamster]

welcome to my life