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[gruesomeBODY]

I joined the H2 forum and someone told me to download this program which has recorded how many snipes, sticks, double kills, etc, one has done through Halo 2

The site is http://www.shatterock.com/products/software/qryspree/

I recommend downloading it because it is fun to see what you have done since starting.

[talentedhamster]

that could actually just be really disapointing and embarassing lol

[sue_13]

Why? You throw a lot of grenades. Maybe you have a lot of sticks.

[glory_gamer]

My pants has alot of sticks. I mean ... uhhh uhhh O shit!

[talentedhamster]

that was just bad, i'll give you e for effort though

[Willkillforfood]

e for effort yayyyy

[glory_gamer]

And ill give u a L for LEts have SEX!

[sue_13]

YEah, I THink THe HUmor IN MAking SEx JOkes INvolving TAlented HAve LOst THeir HUmor.

[talentedhamster]

THANK YOU!!!

you are now my favorite person. too bad i don't know who you are.

[gruesomeBODY]

hummm thats Craiglikesmen. haha

[Willkillforfood]

That was me on my other name, love.

[talentedhamster]

Fuck. So let me get this straight....sue, Willkill and Craiglikesmen are the same person?!? Anyone else have multiple identities they'd like to tell me about before I get more confused?

[Titusfied]

WillKill isn't actually in our clan on Live. He doesn't play Halo 2. At least he doesn't play with all of us. Sue13 used to be Claudio666 on Live, then his account got fucked up, so he made a new account name, Craiglikesmen. Oh, and BTW, I'm Craig. :(

[talentedhamster]

i am soooo lost, and from what youve been saying about me, its doubful that you like men.

[Willkillforfood]

Fuck you caught me. No, I don't like men :(. I'm such a liar. Still love me?

[sue_13]

He swings both ways. Craig just likes men better. I am craiglikesmen and claudio. Willkill just wants to love me long time.

[Lenny]

OK, I'm confused now. It doesn't help reading the posts from the bottom of the page to the top either.

[glory_gamer]

Well Craig and Steveharris has had a big relationship .. still trying to figuer out who was the quaterback and who was the reciever.

[Lenny]

The Hotdog Seller and the Hotdog "Eater", if you get the innuendo. ;)

[talentedhamster]

ok, i get it...i think

[Willkillforfood]

You guys want to run a hot dog stand? The entrepreneurial spirit is strong in this one.

[glory_gamer]

You should, miss quarterback

[talentedhamster]

excuse me?

[Willkillforfood]

Haha, he's saying you give it to guys in the butt ><!

[Lenny]

She doesn't like hotdogs too, does she?

A quarterback who likes hotdogs.

[talentedhamster]

I do NOT take it up the butt, thats just gross
And I do NOT like hot dogs either...yuck

[Lenny]

Taking it up the arse IS gross, I'll agree.

But Hotdogs are nice. Especially the ones you can buy at football matches. They taste much better than if you make them yourself at home. :(

[talentedhamster]

Yes! finally someone that agrees with me.

haha speaking from personal expierience eh? yea I've never been to a football game, there so boring. I mean I attempted to watch the superbowl this year but um, that didn't work too well.

[Lenny]

Don't forget, I'm English. OUR Football is far superior to American Football.

And it's OUR Football that I'm talking about. :)

[talentedhamster]

oooh. i like your football better. actually, no. I really only like 2 sports and neither of them are called football. but wait a minute....they sell hotdogs ar soccer stands there?!?!!

[Lenny]

Well, yes. Why wouldn't they?

Hot Dogs, Pies, Butties, Drinks. They've got proper Fast Food outlets and all that.

[Titusfied]

Haha, Lenny said Butties. As in, he takes it in the butties!!

[talentedhamster]

from who, you?

[Lenny]

Heh heh heh. You zinged him!!

And at this moment, your postcount is 69. Don't tell anyone!!! They'll get all kinky.

[talentedhamster]

its all good, 70 now.

[Willkillforfood]

What's my post count? 2k yet? x_x.

[glory_gamer]

WOW so much just wnet down there ... that i wouldnt have enought time to say something about it all./.... Or i am just to lazy... Yeah thats it

[gruesomeBODY]

Well, yes. Why wouldn't they?

Hot Dogs, Pies, Butties, Drinks. They've got proper Fast Food outlets and all that.
u get pies. Now thats crazy shit

[Lenny]

Not dessert pies, proper pies.

[talentedhamster]

wtf? a pie is a pie.

[Lenny]

No - there are dessert pies: Apple Pie, Blueberry Pie

And there are proper British pies: Meat and Potato Pie, Steak and Kidney Pie, Bacon and Egg Pie (which is actually from New Zealand...), Chicken Pie.

[Willkillforfood]

Steak and KIDNEY pie? ew.

[Lenny]

Don't look at me, I'm only a native. I don't actually eat the food. Jam Butties over pie any day for me.

[talentedhamster]

dont forget chicken pot pie. which is neither pot, nor a pie. its more of a, chicken soup in pie crust

[glory_gamer]

Which is a pie.

[talentedhamster]

shhhs

[gruesomeBODY]

hummm kidney should be illegal. That shit sucks

[talentedhamster]

yea it should! its probly real kidney's of dead babies. at least thats what it tastes like

[Lenny]

It's something like sheep kidney, methinks.

[talentedhamster]

EW! omg its real kidneys?!? i was just kidding!!!

[Lenny]

Of course it is!! What would be the point in using fake ones?

It's like Haggis without the stomach, ir Black Pudding without the blood and the guts. It defeats the point.

This is real cuisine we're talking about. Not some cut-corners fast food alternative.

[talentedhamster]

Ew. I don't think I'm gonna eat for a long time lol

[glory_gamer]

Haha Well lenny i think she wants you to bring over some haggis black pudding and kidney pie.

[talentedhamster]

i think im gonna kill you lol

[Willkillforfood]

She needs some spotted dick.

[Lenny]

A Toad in the Hole.

[glory_gamer]

Sure cook her dinner ... that would get u in/

[Lenny]

Is this an idea for WillKill?

When he goes up to Canada, he can shock his girl with authentic British cooking:

- Jam Butties for Starters
- Toad in the Hole for Main Course
- Spotted Dick for Dessert

Let's see any woman resist THAT! :p

[gruesomeBODY]

me thinks i pucked all over my room, and not from alcohol.

[talentedhamster]

good job there buddy.

[Willkillforfood]

Geez ...got an opening for another roomy? :P

[Titusfied]

I haven't read a post in this thread after my last one. Just thought I'd share that with everyone.

kthxbye.

[gruesomeBODY]

your welcome???

[talentedhamster]

hey! thats my phrase. you all stop stealing my phrases!!

[Titusfied]

That's not your phrase. I've been using that here at Zelaron for over 3 years.

[talentedhamster]

what, kthxbye? i always say that.

[Titusfied]

Shutyourface. kthxbye.

[Lenny]

He has been saying it for a long time.

[Willkillforfood]

Let's just all get along.

[kenpo sensei]

Group Hug is needed now.

[talentedhamster]

maybe not that far, but yea, id like to get along with you guys. don't worry I dont have cooties.

[Willkillforfood]

Not yet. Titus, on the other hand, has a surplus. He's a major exporter of cooties.

[glory_gamer]

But titus is the man!

[Titusfied]

You speak the truth. What else can be said?

[gruesomeBODY]

Not yet. Titus, on the other hand, has a surplus. He's a major exporter of cooties.
no, no, no. How many times do i have to correct you. He is THE exporter of CRABS, not cooties.

[Lenny]

I know someone with crabs on his eyebrows... well, not really. But we say he does. Keeps him company at night.

[talentedhamster]

i know someone that doesnt have eyebrows.

[Lenny]

Medical condition, or they just shaved 'em off?

[Willkillforfood]

no, no, no. How many times do i have to correct you. He is THE exporter of CRABS, not cooties.

That will make for a good counterpart to the t.v. show "Deadliest Catch." Haha. "He has oppies in his pants!"

[talentedhamster]

no no, she tried to wax them, didnt work

[Willkillforfood]

rofl. Poor poor eyebrowless child.

[glory_gamer]

Yeah i did that, With a lighter and some gas. My BAD?!

[talentedhamster]

good job!

[Willkillforfood]

My aunt's ex-boyfriend was working on an engine and kicked it on ...he went over and was looking at the exhaust and flames came out and torched all the hair off his face.

[talentedhamster]

my friend, hes a dumbass. axe + lighter = no more hair, and the worst smell ever.

[Lenny]

An axe?!

Hack off his hair or something?!

[talentedhamster]

asshole, axe, the really good smelling stuff that guys wear

[Lenny]

Come again?

As far as I know, an Axe is a tool used for hacking at things.

I've never heard of axe as a brand of aftershave.

[talentedhamster]

its not aftershave, its like man purfume, and it smells fantasmic.

[Lenny]

Hmmm... cologne? Or however it's spelt.

[talentedhamster]

its man perfume! idk how to explain it.

[Lenny]

To be perfectly honest, and a man, I ought to know what you mean. :p

Deoderant? :p

[glory_gamer]

Its body spray that alot of guys use. b/c of the tv ads.

[Willkillforfood]

What about the bod shit that comes in windex bottles?

I WANT YOUR BOD!

[talentedhamster]

no, trust me im a girl, axe smells soooo much better

[Willkillforfood]

Haha. Being a girl is some sort of certification :P.

[Titusfied]

Shut it asshole.

[Lenny]

Girls know everything, ya know. It's what makes them girls... well, credit to the obvious differences too - like longer hair, mostly.

[glory_gamer]

Here is another thread i am leaving ( glory Leaves the room)

[Willkillforfood]

I love myself. *hugs himself*

[gruesomeBODY]

what the fuck is going on?

[talentedhamster]

i wish i knew