I'm mean to girls.

[sue_13]

I just got done telling TalentedHamster a number of different ways to get pleasure from Alex's orgasm inducing penis. Enjoy.

[glory_gamer]

Lol i hate u! thats really fucked up!

[Willkillforfood]

who's talentedhamster?

[Kaneda]

My name is Kaneda and I'm a big homo and posted in this thread because Sue is god and I saw he posted it in the wrong forum on accident.

[JRwakebord]

Alex as in Kujo?

[sue_13]

You are damn right.

[Willkillforfood]

kujo? Who?

[JRwakebord]

Kujo Suited. Bobby's brother.

[gruesomeBODY]

yep talented was not happy and i dont have the heart to tell my brother what Sue said. He will find out later and for some reason i know im going ot get yelled at haha

[Titusfied]

Yeah, it might have gone a little overboard last night with pestering her to blow him, or at least give him a hand job.

Apparently, we found out she loves 13 inch cock in the back of her throat though.

[glory_gamer]

Yean and something came up about glory having a 13 inch cock?

[Willkillforfood]

lol. Way to go, glory! :P

[kenpo sensei]

Yean and something came up about glory having a 13 inch cock?
Runs in the family.

[Titusfied]

Damn me and my little 8 incher.. :(

[JRwakebord]

Yeah, it might have gone a little overboard last night with pestering her to blow him, or at least give him a hand job.

Apparently, we found out she loves 13 inch cock in the back of her throat though.


Um, what girl were you talking to?

[glory_gamer]

Talentedhamster And my 13 inch Cock!

[sue_13]

Eww that's gross.

[JRwakebord]

So is gargling shortly after the cock leaves your mouth.

[Titusfied]

No, that's hot! That just means you have a skank! I finally got my girlfriend into letting me jack it all over her face. What a glorious sight that is! I can't help but laugh when I'm done everytime, still. :D

[JRwakebord]

Hooray for totally unneccesary details of Craig's sex life!!

[gruesomeBODY]

wow i feel like i was used in an unnessary sex game

[Lenny]

Oh God... not with the gargling again.

[Willkillforfood]

Choker her with the other hand, Titusfied. You know you want to.

[glory_gamer]

WOW Next he will take her to the donkey show!

[JRwakebord]

Mississippi Steamboat!

[gruesomeBODY]

no no no, the glazed jelly donut is where it is at. That or the snowplow, or to even better the situation the rodeo. For all of you who dont know the rodeo, as u enter your women behind, get a firm grip on her breasts and whisper in her ear, your sisters felt better. Then try and hold on for 8 seconds.

[Willkillforfood]

Rofl. "That was the best sex ever."

[Lenny]

Wtf?

Donkey Show?
Mississipi Steamboat?
Glazed Jelly Donut?
Snowplow?

Rodeo I get... surely there are worse things to whisper than "Your sisters were better"?

[JRwakebord]

Yah, like "I have AIDS".

[Titusfied]

I haven't gotten that one yet.. :(

[JRwakebord]

Just everything else, right?

[Titusfied]

Duuuuh!

[JRwakebord]

Herpes simplex 1 ftw!

[Willkillforfood]

Simplex sounds fancy. Congrats, Titus.

[glory_gamer]

Go for the Gold! Golden shower i mean haha

[Willkillforfood]

Shower her with 50 lb. bars of gold :o

[gruesomeBODY]

well on the subject that Sue started on, he is mean to girls. He told Talented tonight that she shaves her pubes, and sucked of her entire highschool, including my brothers 8 inch cock. He went to far, but was hilarious

[glory_gamer]

I found me and talanted's song . its escape from IE

[gruesomeBODY]

hahaha awesome

[sue_13]

IE? Internet Explorer? If you are referring to Enrique Iglesias, then maybe you should say that because 99% of people probably have no idea what you are talking about.

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[Lenny]

I know who your talking about!!

Haven't got a damned clue what he sings, but at least I've heard the name. :)

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So, Sue's been telling TalentedHamster all these things... and she's probably going to end up becoming part of the private section, and, well, lets take a vote on the chances of you guys losing your female Dragoon. :p

[glory_gamer]

umm 1/100 she will stay.

[Lenny]

Methinks evens that if she see's this thread she kills Sue.

[gruesomeBODY]

i would say the chances of her staying involved is 100000/1.

[Willkillforfood]

What she doesn't care?

[Titusfied]

We should let her stay. After all, I hear she can deep throat an 8 inch cock, so she's a keeper!

[glory_gamer]

Your claim is noted~!

[gruesomeBODY]

and smilied upon

[glory_gamer]

now on to new business, Talentedhamster!

[talentedhamster]

guys, you are the worst people ive ever met. your all mean to girls! =(

[Titusfied]

No way! I love my girlfriend. :)

I also love flipping her in the dog, grabbing her arms, and using them as leverage to slam my dick as far up her twat as I can, all the while forcing her face against the carpet, giving her rub burns on her chin. (True story, once)

[talentedhamster]

you, are a bad person. and yes, i do care. its just im not gonna stop playing a game cause i ran into some guys that can't grow up.

just cause you wish i was a slut doesnt make it true.

[Lenny]

Hey! That's generalising! I'm not mean to girls... or at least, I hope I'm not. Never been close enough to a girl to be 'mean'. :(

That'll be read wrong:

Sad that I've never been close to a girl.
NOT that I've never been able to be 'mean'.

[sue_13]

Yeah, I'm not really mean to girls in real life either. Actually I'm pretty much the opposite. But when it comes to halo, who gives a shit. It's fun to tell a girl you are gonna cooter punch her on her birthday.

[Lenny]

Cooter punch? What on earth?!

[glory_gamer]

American thing! Yeah not mean just having fun! Its all in fun hamster! U will learn this about us sooner or later! Also dont forget one thing........ I <3 U!

[Titusfied]

Yeah, I'm a silly romantic fag in real life, but being rude, immature while playing a VIDEO GAME is another story.

My cock, talented's mouth.

[Willkillforfood]

Lenny and talented sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

[Lenny]

You, sir, are a nincompoop.

[Willkillforfood]

You're blushing!

[Lenny]

. . .

If you don't act like a good little boy, I'll set my Emu on you!

[Willkillforfood]

Oh when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amoreeee!

[Lenny]

I'm pretty sure that there was a line of Marks & Sparks adverts to do with &more. With the theme tune being the "amore" song.

[JRwakebord]

you, are a bad person. and yes, i do care. its just im not gonna stop playing a game cause i ran into some guys that can't grow up.

just cause you wish i was a slut doesnt make it true.


Actually, Titus treats his gf very well. They just both happen to enjoy rough sex. She actually liked having that done to her, so he wasn't being mean, just kinky.

[glory_gamer]

O yeah and he does it because he is kinky~

[Titusfied]

I love whips, handcuffs, penis clamps, nut neuses, vaginal mutilation, urethra penetration, and double sided dildos. Who doesn't?

[Willkillforfood]

No arguments here Titus. I'm too sick to argue after that ><. Painful.

[GutterMind]

Apparently I have been absent too long. Is talented a girl? And if so, in typical Gutter-fashion, can she really take all 8"? And if so, this clan has gotten a lot cooler.

[Willkillforfood]

She can suck better than a hoover, or so Titus says.

[talentedhamster]

yes im a girl, and yes, you all can have your insane fantisies about me, cause its probly the most you'll ever get.

=)

[Willkillforfood]

too late for that :(.

I love you anyways!

[glory_gamer]

I need new under wear now..... :(

[Lenny]

What's wrong with paper bags? They're durable unless you soil yourself. If that's a problem, then go plastic.

[Willkillforfood]

Get some from wal-mart.

[glory_gamer]

K-mart?

[gruesomeBODY]

target duhhhh

[talentedhamster]

yo, target is the shit.

[Titusfied]

Yo, if you want, I'll take a shit on your chest. I mean, if you're into that too.

[Lenny]

Now THAT is weird.

Everything else would be thought of as kinky, but having a shit on her chest?! Eugh!

[Titusfied]

Yeah, I love dropping loads on chick's titties. So what?

[talentedhamster]

i thought you said you were done forever?

[Willkillforfood]

Titus is a Catholic Priest during his day job, believe it or not. Do you have any confessions you'd like to make, talented? Father Titus will cleanse you ;).

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caught me lenny! Damn mixups.

[Lenny]

Don't you mean Titus is the Ctaholic Priest? Why would a Catholic Priest confess sins? They don't do anything other than preach. And that's not a sin, is it?

Well, it is to those who listen... but to the Priest it isn't.

[Willkillforfood]

That's what YOU think! :o

[Lenny]

Stop posting damn it! I have all the other forums to check, but I have to keep coming back to check what you've put. :cry:

I don't know why... I just do!

[glory_gamer]

Father Titus i have sined, I have had impure thoughts.....

[Willkillforfood]

Father Titus shall make your mother say 100 hail marys.

[gruesomeBODY]

Father Titus i have sined, I have had impure thoughts.....
to finish what Glory would have posted:
I have had impure thoughts....about my brother.

[sue_13]

About Alex?

[glory_gamer]

Gruesome what are u going to do to Alex?!
Someone stop him!

[gruesomeBODY]

About Alex?
No, i what i was saying is glory never finished the sentence. So i finished it for him. I was making fun of him liking his brother.

[glory_gamer]

Hey if u have feelings for Alex its ok .... we will except u for how u are .... but there will be jokes gruesome ...

[Willkillforfood]

many jokes ...

[Titusfied]

Ewww, Gruesome has impure thoughts about his brother.... That's fucked up... :(