View Full Version : Wtf Halftime Report Guy!?
Kaneda
2006-05-22, 07:23 PM
The white balding guy that does the halftime report with Kenny and Charles. He seems to be growing a tumor or something in his neck. I noticed it a month or so ago and it seems to be growing larger and larger. It's getting kinda freakish. Has any1 heard anything about this dude?
Maybe he cheated on his girlfriend with some floozy at work and a hex was put on him.
HandOfHeaven
2006-05-22, 07:26 PM
Or it could be a sexual side affect.
Thanatos
2006-05-22, 08:46 PM
I know who you're talking about. I haven't noticed that, but watch this next time you see him: Look at the left side of his face (our right).. it looks as if it's sunken in or something.
This dude is creepy!
gruesomeBODY
2006-05-22, 09:45 PM
he knows his shit though
Kaneda
2006-05-22, 10:20 PM
Maybe he cheated on his girlfriend with some floozy at work and a hex was put on him.
Or maybe a KFC bone got stuck in his throat, and he's such a fat fucking pig he kept eating.
he knows his shit though
Well, really he just kind of orchestrates (and reads stats) the half time report while Charles and Kenny do most of the analying.
I know who you're talking about. I haven't noticed that, but watch this next time you see him: Look at the left side of his face (our right).. it looks as if it's sunken in or something.
This dude is creepy!
To me it looks like that side is just poofing out more than sunken in. Notice he trys to keep that side of his face away from the cameras. Granted that his colieges are on that side, but still.
Or maybe a KFC bone got stuck in his throat, and he's such a fat fucking pig he kept eating.
Actually, it's probably the penis that was accidentally bit off when his girlfriend walked in and found him being made the bitch of the husband whose wife he slept with.
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