Bears: 1 Monkey: 0

[Rurouni Storm]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/WORLD/europe/05/16/bear.monkey.ap/vstory.bear.ap.jpg

Young boy nearby heard exclaiming "this is the best zoo ever!" (http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/05/16/bear.monkey.ap/index.html)

[HandOfHeaven]

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) -- Bears killed and devoured a monkey in front of horrified visitors at a Dutch zoo, officials and witnesses said.

That's not horrifying, that is freakin awesome! You'd think the name sloth would give the monkey an advantage, too.

[Willkillforfood]

Apparently the coveted "feces" defense mechanism was ineffective.

[Rurouni Storm]

It's a well know fact bears won't take shit from anyone.

[Kaneda]

I saw a person get hit with gorilla shit once, and another time I saw a gorilla eat its own shit. My dad said it was due to depression... who knows.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, when I was 9 I saw a primate take a shit in its hand, take a nibble, and then chucked it at the window. (indoor)

[Sovereign]

You have made my day. Thank you.

[JRwakebord]

Best news story of the month!

[Titusfied]

Pure genius.