Trumpets

[KagomJack]

I have the fashion sense of a morbidly obese chick in Mobile, Alabama in a Church's Chicken restaurant.

[Willkillforfood]

Are you sure you're gay!? Surely the t.v. could not be wrong about gay men! :o

[KagomJack]

Oh but it is. The only thing that I fit from TV is I have a good sense of interior decoration (go figure), I like clean houses/rooms, and I wear some type of rainbow at some point in time.

[Willkillforfood]

Would you design my house?

[khwiii]

Is that code for, "Could you do my butt?"

[gruesomeBODY]

Yea it is, Willkill's just nervous to come out to all of us at once.

[Grav]

Oh but it is. The only thing that I fit from TV is I have a good sense of interior decoration (go figure), I like clean houses/rooms, and I wear some type of rainbow at some point in time.

So basically you listed ALL the T.V. traits... except for the "being fashionable and attractive" qualities.

[Willkillforfood]

I'm so straight it hurts.

[gruesomeBODY]

I'm so straight it hurts.
Yea, it hurts your boyfriends ass.
HAHA JK. sorry saw an opportunity.

[Grav]

It doesn't hurt that much if they have a good chunneling session first.

[Willkillforfood]

Yea, never heard of "chunneling" before I came here and yea ...I wish I never had heard of it. :( I don't even know how to reply to that post besides, "eww."

[Lenny]

I don't think that this is the right time to mention I have a big tub of vaseline in my Trumpet case, is it?

[Grav]

Yeah, but that's for the sores on your face right?

[Lenny]

Sores? Face?

Nah, it's for the slides on the Trumpet - vaseline to keep the slides sliding smoothly, and highly poisonous oil to keep the valves springing up and down.

It's a great ice breaker at a party too.

[Grav]

By "ice breaker" you mean "anal penetrator"?

[Lenny]

Nah...it's 10 years out of date is the Vaseline. It'd probably burn more than help.

[Grav]

Isn't that half the fun?

[Lenny]

If a feeling of pain is what floats your boat then, well, what can I say?

Send me your house address and I can send you the tub if you really want...it's not as if I'm going to use it for Anal Penetration.

[KagomJack]

Who the livid fuck made this into a thread? O.o

[Lenny]

Grav...we were pulling my thread off-topic, so he split it.

I must say, it's the first time I've ever been split from my own thread. Quite an interesting experience really. :p

[Thanatos]

Yea, never heard of "chunneling" before I came here and yea ...I wish I never had heard of it. :( I don't even know how to reply to that post besides, "eww."

Welcome to Zelaron - Learn the art of chunneling!

[Kaneda]

Same here, Mantra took my chunneling ignorance virginity.


Ahhh, I remember it well.

[Penguin]

http://www.centralsource.com/blender/intheworks/trumpet.jpg
http://www.grahamnasby.com/misc/images_concertband/trumpet.gif
http://www.kesslermusic.com/SelmerLeblanc/selmerparisbrass/1901/trumpet.jpg
http://media.zzounds.com/media/brand,zzounds/trumpet-14f9b6e3ad1a6af8a13ee6173b2e539d.jpg
http://www.parismtnsignco.com/Trumpet%20for%20adv%20pix.JPG
http://www.laserballs.com/trumpet.jpg
http://www.guitarlamp.com/trumpet.jpg

[KagomJack]

WTFery!

[Lenny]

Those are some nice Trumpets.

Especially the 3rd and 4th.

I think the one in the green light is a Yamaha too, like mine. :) Very good Trumpets the Yamaha's, though nowhere near as good as the Vincent Bach's. Bach Trumpets have to be some of, if not the, best.

[Penguin]

I actually thought the Mickey trumpet was the best.

This thread is now about
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/muppets.jpg
muppets

[Lenny]

It is a nice Trumpet, but a Vincent Bach will make a much nicer sound.