How would you kill a spider?

[Sovereign]

Welll......... my friend saw a spider on his wall earlier this evening. He panicked and ended up spraying his WHOLE room + some of his second floor with WD40.

rofl.

[Lenny]

Well, that's one way to accomplish the task...and he can rest assured that there'll be nothing living up there for the next month. So no more spiders for him. :)

Whatever happened to the good old rolled-up newspaper? Or the Milwall brick? You can never go wrong with lobbing a Millwall brick at spiders...apart from the bloody smear left on the wall.

[Demosthenes]

I would use my Black Holy Smite on it.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Haha. I had a cockroach run from me into a small hole underneath my vanity so I put some silicone caulking in there to hopefully block off that access point -- But it took a lot of guts to do that since I am terrified by bugs.

[MightyJoe]

LOL, I either step on them, or crush them with my hands.

[HandOfHeaven]

How big was the spider?

[Sovereign]

It was one of those small black ones. Not big at all. He's just extremely scared of spiders. Now his whole upper floor smells like oil and his family is fucking pissed.

[Sum Yung Guy]

I'd release a mutant camel spider with lazer vision to destroy them, then hire a supersoldier(such as myself) to eradicate the mutant camel spider.

[Sovereign]

Ever had one of those crawl up on you while you were asleep?

[Sum Yung Guy]

Camel spider? As a matter of fact yes, nearly 2 weeks ago to be precise.

[!King_Amazon!]

AOE powers.

[gruesomeBODY]

Camel spider? As a matter of fact yes, nearly 2 weeks ago to be precise.
And thats when u shit your pants right

[Xenn]

Here you go (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/iraqspider.html)

[Sovereign]

That looks like a small one too O-o

[Jamesadin]

WD40.


He's going to lubricate the spider?

[gruesomeBODY]

Here you go (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/iraqspider.html)
im to scared to click on the link, plus i am to drunk because it is the last night of sophmore year and i am wasted.

[Lenny]

"US Soldier eat Iraqi Spider".

Click that link when drunk, and it'll sober you up.

[Sovereign]

Take some shrooms or lsd and watch. I recommend it.

[Adrenachrome]

let it live and eat flies and shit that comein the house

[Sovereign]

Eh if I was as arachnophobic as he is I'd take the flys buzzing around anyday.

[Jessifer]

If I don't just pick them up with some tp and drop them in the toilet, I'll spray them with bug killer and just sit there and watch them die...and THEN toss them in the toilet.

Except for Daddy Long Legs. I'll actually play with those (Id est, freak my sister out) and then release them outside.

[!King_Amazon!]

Did you know Long Legs are actually very poisonous, they just don't have the ability to bite us.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, apparently if they even have anything to bite with, it is too small to pierce our skin.

[Kaneda]

So don't eat them?

[Sovereign]

Not as deadly as black widows though :p (i saw a show where it was rumored that they were MORE deadly. They injected black widow venom and daddy long legs venom into rats, and the black widow won)

[Rurouni Storm]

Old wives' tale. Daddy Long Legs are probably not venomous at all and if they are, the venom is so weak it can't hurt humans.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm

[HandOfHeaven]

So are we supposed to bake a cake for you or what...?

[Rurouni Storm]

Yes. Get your ass in the kitchen and bake me a cake since you are my bitch and I own you.

[!King_Amazon!]

Snopes' "proof" is this:

There is no reference to any pholcid spider biting a human and causing any detrimental reaction. If these spiders were indeed deadly poisonous but couldn't bite humans, then the only way we would know that they are poisonous is by milking them and injecting the venom into humans. For a variety of reasons including Amnesty International and a humanitarian code of ethics, this research has never been done. Furthermore, there are no toxicological studies testing the lethality of pholcid venom on any mammalian system (this is usually done with mice). Therefore, no information is available on the likely toxic effects of their venom in humans, so the part of the myth about their being especially poisonous is just that: a myth. There is no scientific basis for the supposition that they are deadly poisonous and there is no reason to assume that it is true.




That basically says that even if the spider were super venomous, nobody knows because nobody has tested it. That doesn't prove they aren't super venomous, it just proves nobody has proof.

[Jamesadin]

Long story short: Don't lubricate spiders.

[JRwakebord]

Astroglide: Not just for spiders!

[Willkillforfood]

al naturale baby. I used to play with those things like crazy. They tickle.

[Jessifer]

Yes, yes I did.

[Led]

Hmm.. Wolf spiders are fun to kill, I put a soft shell turtle on it. It was funny as hell. I also used my airsoft on it, the dang orange ammo went through.

[dirty_sox3]

a friend of my killed a rat by scaring it into having a heart attack. it was pretty funny. the mouse was running around one moment, and the when it was surrounded by 4 huge guys, it just dropped dead.

[Grav]

Didn't know that could happen.

[Kaneda]

Well they say you learn something new every day right?

[Lenny]

Of course it can happen.

If your cat brings in a shrew, or a mouse or a vole that's still alive, you've got to be careful that you don't scare it, else it'll crawl into a hole, have a heartattack, die, and stink out the house until you can find it.

[Sovereign]

Let your cat out? Your cat takes shits on the lawn?

[dirty_sox3]

i don't know how it happend, but it did. it was either a heart attack or a stroke. poor mouse...

[Kaneda]

Let your cat out? Your cat takes shits on the lawn?

What? It's better than changing cat litter.

[Lenny]

If you put a layer of Baking Soda in the bottom of the tray (so you can't see the bottom) and then cover it in cat litter, there'll be no smell. :)

Costs an absolute bomb in Baking Soda, but, hey, it works.

Almost as good as using Mayonnaise to get rid of nits.

[sciencekid]

personally i hate the crunch and pop the spiders make when you squish them. i can feel it through my fingers when it happens *shivers*

[Kaneda]

Nits? Are those like European lice?

[Lenny]

Head lice. Except they're called Nits. No difference, just the name.

[1dumMan]

bazooka, its that simple...

[Kaneda]

Mayonaise huh... I wonder what it is that gets rid of them in it?

Do you think Miracle Whip would work, because I much prefer that over mayonaise anyday.

[Lenny]

I think it's more the fact that they can't get a hold on your scalp or hair if you're covered in Mayonnaise - it's all slippery.

If you leave it on for a few hours, then they probably die of suffocation of something.

I guess it works the same way that Nit Shampoo works.