View Full Version : Post Your Voice!
mightychicken
2002-06-16, 07:19 PM
Go to start>programs>acessories>entertainment>sound recorder.
record your voice, and then save it. say your forum name, real name if you'd like, and your favorite food. Then save it and email it to me @
[email protected]. It'll end up right here. Try not to make it over 15 seconds, and keep it clean!
ask_rabber (http://www.zelaron.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=63200) - Oh god I'm gonna spoog
MightyChicken (http://www.ratpacksquad.com/DeltaForce/midi/mccn.wav) - Italian Restaurant Connoisseur
Mr. Lee (http://www.ratpacksquad.com/DeltaForce/midi/mrlee.wav) - Stop making out with the mic! ;)
Penguin (http://www.ratpacksquad.com/DeltaForce/midi/Penguin.wav) - The penguin sounds, they haunt me at night :eek:
Sirpullido (http://www.ratpacksquad.com/DeltaForce/midi/sirp.wav) - Chicks dig the accent
Chruser says: ...and guys can't hear a word? j/p, I'm so mean today ^_^
tacoX (http://www.pixelmethods.com/other/tacox.wav) - Dead babies freakin rule (i sound gay, and similar to radiun, but I AM 15)
MightyChicken says: yeah right :eek:
Chruser says: I finally see why you like babies now o_O
Wiccan says: What the fuck dude? You already said you eat dead babies, why also say their livers? When you eat a dead baby, doesn't the liver come with it??
UserName#1 (http://www.ratpacksquad.com/DeltaForce/midi/un1.wav) - Cafe Lover
WetWired (http://www.ratpacksquad.com/DeltaForce/midi/wwu.wav) - huh???
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-16, 07:35 PM
(I'm helping also, so when he says US, he or I am reffering to both of us, he doesn't have multiple personalities...)
BTW DON'T MAKE A NEW POST FOR IT! WE WILL POST IT IN THE FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD!
Enjoy peeps! :)
thatdude331
2002-06-17, 09:17 AM
haha that is funny shit dude i like raman nudels too it is like my 3ed fvrit food me and my friends et it like all the time
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-17, 09:26 AM
Teehee your spelling sucks.... :) but yeah, there okay
thatdude331
2002-06-17, 10:08 AM
HAHA I JUST NOTESED HOW MANY TYPOS THERE ARE IN THERE
I don't have a mic :rofl:
RoboticSilence
2002-06-17, 11:54 AM
You should get one... and Xenn, perhaps you have a built-in mic... check the top of your monitor. If it has a little hole in the top, then you have a mic.
thatdude331
2002-06-17, 02:05 PM
i think the all mighty xenn would know if his montor had a mic
ask_rabber
2002-06-17, 03:27 PM
I don't.
Ahah! So I WAS pronouncing "Chruser" right :)
RoboticSilence
2002-06-18, 10:12 PM
Woo! Me too!
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-19, 10:01 AM
I wasn't :p damn my stupidity!
Chruser
2002-06-19, 10:09 AM
Yeah, Wiccan got pissed off because it was supposed to be "Krewzer" instead of "Crusher", plus that I have a british/japanese accent :D
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-19, 10:22 AM
Japanese accent? :D
mightychicken
2002-06-19, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by Chruser
plus that I have a british/japanese accent :D
there's such a thing?
RoboticSilence
2002-06-19, 11:36 AM
I've seen a Japanese person with a british accent...
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-19, 12:04 PM
I haven't, although I'd like to. Or I'd like to meet an asian or whatever person like the one in that movie Bubble Boy, 500 dolla? 500 dolla! :D
Sirpullido
2002-06-19, 05:59 PM
Humm. I've a mic somewhere in my room but... I HAVE TO SAY IT IN ENGLISH????? Better i won't look 4 it :p
Sum Yung Guy
2002-06-19, 06:06 PM
id love to hear your voice in english hahah
Sum Yung Guy
2002-06-19, 06:08 PM
OMG CHRUSER VOICE!!!!!!
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-19, 06:20 PM
Sipurllido, say it in Spainish, weren not discriminating against other languages... :)
Randuin
2002-06-19, 06:22 PM
can i say mine in chinese? :)
Sum Yung Guy
2002-06-19, 06:55 PM
say your name in the voice i heard of yours, you know that ghostly freaky voice
Randuin
2002-06-19, 07:04 PM
lol ya that pre-puperty voice :)
Hey Chruser, I translated yours to Swedish ;)
thatdude331
2002-06-19, 07:18 PM
haha that is funny shit dude
Sirpullido
2002-06-19, 07:28 PM
Ok, I sent it, and... In ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!
Randuin
2002-06-19, 07:28 PM
that sounds more japanese :)
Sum Yung Guy
2002-06-19, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Sirpullido
Ok, I sent it, and... In ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!
to who?
Sirpullido
2002-06-19, 07:41 PM
to mighty?????
Sum Yung Guy
2002-06-19, 07:55 PM
hahaha sirpullido's voice is the funniest, at the end did you say I like eating penguins?
Sirpullido
2002-06-19, 07:57 PM
Yup i said that
BTW...What's wrong with my voice?????
Sum Yung Guy
2002-06-19, 07:58 PM
so did i in my voice heheh
Sum Yung Guy
2002-06-19, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Sirpullido
Yup i said that
BTW...What's wrong with my voice?????
ummm nothing just that you cant speak english and it sounds really funny and i listened to it 20x in a row cus i was laughing so hard.... so nothing wrong with it, you should be proud to make me laught like that
Sirpullido
2002-06-19, 08:01 PM
LoL... maybe i can get rich as a comediant.... I Speak english thaaaaaaat baaaaaad?????
Sum Yung Guy
2002-06-19, 08:02 PM
hehehe Penguin is listening to your voice in loop now.... omg recrod some more for us!!!!
Sirpullido
2002-06-19, 08:03 PM
Pay me!!!!!!!! :p
Sum Yung Guy
2002-06-19, 08:04 PM
*cough* vengence *cough*
Sirpullido
2002-06-19, 08:05 PM
*cough*already there*cough*
Sirpullido
2002-06-19, 08:17 PM
Holy shit!!!!!! chicken hadn't posted my voice yet and i already have a fan club!!!!!!!!!
mightychicken
2002-06-19, 08:36 PM
he hasnt? :eek:
and in advance randuin, i apologize
Sirpullido
2002-06-19, 08:37 PM
now u have....
RoboticSilence
2002-06-19, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Randuin
that sounds more japanese :)
Sounds more BACKWARDS to me...
Mr.Lee
2002-06-20, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by Randuin
can i say mine in chinese? :)
Yeah :D, i say mine if you say yours ;)
Sirpullido
2002-06-20, 12:08 PM
he did
Ill just take the liberty of posting ask_rabbers :D
You have to slow it down to here the normal voice.
RoboticSilence
2002-06-20, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by mightychicken
mightychicken says - HAHAHAHA
RoboticSilence agrees with mightychicken HAHAHAHA!!!!
mightychicken
2002-06-20, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Xenn
Ill just take the liberty of posting ask_rabbers :D
You have to slow it down to here the normal voice.
LMAO
Randuin
2002-06-20, 07:06 PM
how do i slow it?
Chruser
2002-06-21, 03:44 AM
Open it in the windows sound recorder, and pick effects > slow down.
Randuin
2002-06-21, 10:04 AM
lol that's funny
thatdude331
2002-06-22, 12:20 AM
haha spuge haha
Randuin
2002-06-22, 03:43 PM
dude don't spray that crap all over the place man :)
mightychicken
2002-06-24, 09:46 AM
added 2, just to let you know :)
ask_rabber
2002-06-27, 11:39 PM
eh :D, did that when i was bored and at a friends house while he was playin some smash bros, was like 3 in the morning or something...
Jamesadin
2002-06-28, 10:25 AM
soon I will have a mic and I will post mine =)
RoboticSilence
2002-06-28, 01:55 PM
And then we will all scream in terror.
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-28, 08:52 PM
Sirpudillo you sound sexy :D
ViciousMilitia
2002-06-28, 08:54 PM
lol i sound so wierd i hate my voice no i'm never talking again
tacoX
2002-06-29, 07:47 AM
hellmonkeys voice kinda scares me ;). Hes prlly like 25 years old ;). Jkjk ;).
tacoX
2002-06-29, 07:49 AM
OMG, Mr.Lee, what kind of accent is that? Korean or something. It sounds korean/frenchish :)
tacoX
2002-06-29, 07:51 AM
omfg, Radiun is a fat CHINEASE MAN! I KNOW WERE YOU LIVE!
Originally posted by viciousmilitia
lol i sound so wierd i hate my voice no i'm never talking again
...
As to your recording..
http://www.razoredj.homestead.com/files/shonuff.jpg
How to Spot a Virtual Tough Guy
The Internet is a wonderful tool for the sharing and acquiring of knowledge on any number of subjects. The martial arts, self-defense, and general "combatives" are no exception. There are many quality web sites and discussion forums available to the student of self-defense looking to learn while whiling away a few sedentary hours.
Unfortunately, self-defense and the martial arts attract a particular breed of fraud in vast and limitless numbers: the Virtual Tough Guy (VTG). The VTG is often quite young, but not necessarily so. He may or may not have useful information to share. What is important to the VTG, however, is that you be impressed with how very cool he is. More tenacious than a mall ninja, more impervious to reality than Ashida Kim, the VTG needs you to acknowledge what a badass he is. He uses a variety of intellectually dishonest tools to accomplish this, among them vague claims to unverifiable training, crude reverse psychology, and the judicious application of bootlicking. Fortunately, the average Web denizen can learn to spot the VTG's warning signs, and take with his or her posts the appropriate number of grains of salt.
THE MAJOR WARNING SIGNS
While these warning signs are by no means inclusive, and should not be used as the basis for an immediate declaration of VTG status when exhibited by a specific Internet forum participant, an individual who exhibits more than one or two of these signs should be viewed with skepticism and even suspicion. Chances are, he's a VTG -- and even if the information he imparts is not tactically, physically, or logistically unsound, he's using you to gratify his ego. Who wants to be used? Who enjoys condescension and pretense?
Look at Me, Look at Me
The VTG likes to start things off quickly. He'll introduce himself to a forum by telling everyone things he assumes they must know, since obviously everyone is interested in his personal style and statistics. No one has asked, but the VTG is more than happy to march in and announce his credentials to those assembled.
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Hi, I'm new here! Let me give you a little background. I'm 6', 215lbs, and built like a He-Man action figure. I'm old enough to have some experience, but too young to feel it yet.
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The Mean Streets
The VTG invariably hails from a tough life on "the street," where he accumulated the majority of his deadly fighting experience. Often he will claim to be a former Bad Guy of some type, perhaps making references to the terrible temper he once possessed over which he's now managed to gain control.
Much as half the Christians one meets in America Online's Christian chat rooms claim to be reformed Occultists, VTGs quite often claim to be criminals, thugs, and gang bangers who've seen the light. Of course, their brutish pasts would make such folk People With Whom You'd Best Not Trifle -- and that's what VTGs want you to think.
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I used to be a real street punk, man. I was the kind of Bad Guy a lot of you are talking about defending yourselves against. I've matured a bit, and grown out of it, but I still remember what it was like to fight for fun. Over the years I picked a lot up from experience. Metal shows, brawls, and street fights over everything from girlfriends to articles of clothing. I studied a few MAs, but mostly reading, and watching demonstrations.
As for practice, I've sparred pretty much constantly for the last 15 years with whoever I happened to hang out with. I've had every style I've heard of used on me, and found out what works on them. I also compare notes a lot with my sparring partners.
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Unverifiable Style
A known, quantifiable style is the mortal enemy of the VTG. Most self-defense and martial arts enthusiasts are familiar with the specifics of a variety of known styles and techniques. If the VTG were to construct his ficticious background from these, his lack of real knowledge would quickly become obvious, and posters who tried to pin him down would be able to talk him into a corner from which he could not escape.
No, the VTG only rarely admits to a specific style background -- and if he does, the more obscure it is, the better. He may claim to have been taught by a single individual, a Wise Old Asian Master to rival the legendary greats of ancient Japan or China. Most often, though, he'll just tell you that his personal style is an eclectic mix of things he's picked up in his travels.
For a lot of genuine martial artists and self-defense enthusiasts, this is true -- but VTGs only very rarely will be able to point to specific component styles. One in a thousand VTGs can try to explain how certain techniques from component styles would work together, but this, too, is rare.
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I am not formally trained, but I have a lot of experience. This has evolved into my own personal self defense style. Right off, I will point out that that is exactly what it is. A last resort SHTF survival method when I can't avoid a fight. I say this because I can't point to a style, and say "That's what I do." Most of you guys can pick Karate, aikido, or Wu-Shu out of a lineup, and know where to look up the rest. This will just give you some idea of where I'm coming from. As always, it works for me, but your results may vary.
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Those Who Can't Do...
With great regularity, VTGs will admit -- sometimes reluctantly -- that they also teach martial arts or self-defense. It's all very informal, of course, but the VTG wants you to know that he or she has helped others along the path of the true warrior. He or she is that good, after all -- why wouldn't someone with such skills impart them to willing students?
(Another variation on this theme is comprised of Scientific VTGs. Scientifics will claim to have performed some extensive and lengthy period of research into a given topic, and will make up facts and figures based on this personal and unverifiable body of evidence.)
In rare cases, VTGs will actually claim to be paid instructors actively teaching self-defense or the martial arts in some physical location. They normally will be very circumspect about this, for obvious reasons.
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I've informally taught SD, but rather than teaching a system of dances, I basically show people how to develop their own skills. This is lumped under training, because I learn a lot teaching. i also pick up a lot from them, who generally know this or that in the other style.
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Its Only a Flesh Wound
Your average VTG has been there and done that, man. He's been shot, he's been stabbed, he's been cut. He's won countless fights and lost a few, too.
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I've been in a lot of fights, and defended myself from all kinds of weapons. I've been shot once, stabbed once, and cut countless times.
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I Don't Want to Brag
The VTG will tell you he's not bragging, perhaps even tell you he doesn't want to discuss his past. All the while he's doing this, he hopes you will want to know. And of course he is bragging, but his boasts are hidden behind a shield of false modesty.
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Though I lack formal training, I have enough experience to beat some who do. I'm not bragging here. Just trying to get us all on the same frequency.
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Questionable Information
The average VTG loves to be the center of attention, and he wants you to believe he's an expert. To that end he's constantly telling you what he thinks he knows. The problem is that he's basically ignorant -- and, as a result, he'll contradict himself. Apart from contradictions, he'll often dispense information that's just plain false or based on misconceptions. When this happens, other forum members are quick to smell blood.
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You know, it doesn't take much to be lethal with a knife. It's lethal for you, so if you can manage not to cut yourself, and put it into the other guy, you win...
...I carry a knife, but it's primarily a tool. I will use it on someone in self defense, but it's not my primary choice. My reasons are varied, but in short, a knife is very lethal, but lacks "stopping power".
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Me Too, Me Too
A VTG can't stand it when he or she has nothing to add, fictitious or otherwise, to a conversation. As a result, the VTG often will chime in simply to agree with what's being said. This, by itself, doesn't really raise red flags -- but often the VTG will behave as if he or she has discovered something new when he or she is simply restating the opinions of other participants in a discussion.
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Yeah, I've done that. Oh, I agree. Yeah, that squares with my experience. Mmm, yes, I've taught that one to friends and had it used on me as well.
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Can I Lick That Shoe, Sir?
A suspicious moderator is the bane of VTGs. The smart VTG knows this, and will do his best to ingratiate himself with those who have power and influence. The VTG knows that many moderators and administrators, being human, are susceptible to having their egos stroked. What he or she may not know is that some moderators see straight through this technique -- and feel nothing but contempt for it.
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Wow! I wish I'd written that. That's one of the best quotes I've ever heard.
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Legends in Their Own Minds
A VTG can't help but create fanciful stories that are increasingly over the top. As a result, he or she will describe behavior so absurd as to border on self-parody. This is easily spotted, and sometimes sounds the beginning of the spiral of self-destruction that is a VTG who has been caught in his or her web of tall tales.
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Fighting with pool cues, eh? I've done that, but if memory serves, my technique was closer to Florentine sword and dagger. The lighter pointy end forward, and low to parry, and nice heavy end high to strike with. Of course, I couldn't cut, or stab, so the strikes where a lot less linear. It may sound kind of unorthodox, but I was outnumbered, so I wanted to put on as much show as I could.
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CONCLUSION
Virtual Tough Guys are a minor nuisance. At least, they would seem so -- except that some people might take what they say seriously. Those who see through their facades become increasingly impatient with the utter hogwash spewed by VTGs, too, which ultimately decreases legitimate participants' enjoyment of a discussion. By keeping the warning signs in mind, you may be able to spot a VTG before he or she uses you (and those whose virtual company you enjoy) to gratify his or her need for attention.
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- Phil
anyone who read that has way too much time
tacoX
2002-06-29, 07:55 AM
Robo is a major stoner, were you on like some hydro or some shiz.
ViciousMilitia
2002-06-29, 09:01 AM
do i see mlike a virtual tuff guy cause i'm really a pussy.......buy hey you are what you eat......right.
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-29, 11:31 AM
No, you don't seem strong at all... you sound like a whimpy bitch... :p but then again with my aweeethom lisp, I sound really tough also :p
ViciousMilitia
2002-06-29, 11:34 AM
fuck you wiccan you little slut
tacoX
2002-06-29, 11:43 AM
I dont think I will ever talk to any one ever again.
tacoX
2002-06-29, 11:43 AM
I am 15 tho, thats the truth! Ahhhhhhahahahahahhhhhhh! 1986, Aug 14!
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-29, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by viciousmilitia
fuck you wiccan you little slut
http://www.thewolfweb.com/photos/xtremerider/fullsize/9274.jpg
http://www.kahmun.com/~wiccanmasta/GATO.jpg
EX-Mania
2002-06-29, 11:49 AM
lol thats what u WANT us to think! =D
ViciousMilitia
2002-06-29, 11:50 AM
lick my butthole wiccan lol
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-06-29, 11:50 AM
Mmkay lol j/k but lets stop the spammage
http://www.timhailand.com/ART/suck.jpg
tacoX
2002-06-29, 11:56 AM
Gravy, how do you get these pics, lol?
http://www.shiftdelete.com/images/ouch.jpg
Alright ya bastards.. I slaved long and hard over... microsoft sound recorder.. to bring you my voice file!
Made with about 5% new recording! (None of it by me, so don't call me a poindexter)
tacoX
2002-06-29, 01:01 PM
http://www.tbtech.co.jp/expart/anim/smile.gif
Randuin
2002-06-29, 02:50 PM
lol a combo of blooper chruser and spooge and some other crap
ViciousMilitia
2002-06-29, 07:21 PM
i love taco bell
tacoX
2002-06-29, 07:46 PM
http://www.pixelmethods.com/other/retard.jpg
hosted at: http://www.pixelmethods.com/other/retard.jpg
Randuin
2002-06-29, 08:10 PM
thank you taco
ViciousMilitia
2002-06-29, 08:20 PM
like i said i love taco bell
Strider Fury
2002-06-29, 08:30 PM
ok does anyone knows why this thread has been viewed 1031 times.
ViciousMilitia
2002-06-29, 08:34 PM
no do you
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-07-01, 04:39 PM
Maybe because people keep coming back to hear others voices... duh.
mightychicken
2002-07-01, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Strider Fury
ok does anyone knows why this thread has been viewed 1031 times.
because i started it, and i'm awesome.
RoboticSilence
2002-07-03, 12:06 AM
Alex... Taco Bell isn't a food you frigging moron.
mightychicken
2002-07-03, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by RoboticSilence
Alex... Taco Bell isn't a food you frigging moron.
he may have been referring to their standard beef taco.
badboy
2002-07-03, 10:05 PM
http://koti.mbnet.fi/cyrus/images/jules.gif
ViciousMilitia
2002-07-04, 06:51 AM
^ gay post stop fucking spaming asshole
Randuin
2002-07-04, 11:23 AM
lol the guy can't even post pics correctly
badboy
2002-07-05, 09:04 PM
jesus christ just cause im not a total computer nerd
Originally posted by badboy
jesus christ just cause im not a total computer nerd
I can't even believe you used that excuse.
Wow.
So.. uh.. well. If this can happen, maybe aliens DO exist.
ViciousMilitia
2002-07-06, 11:55 AM
lol
that is the first and last time i will laugh at a joke that you crack grav....wait emotins changing...... pulse racing.....fury building.....ok i'm fine that's just my hate for you building again.
Strider Fury
2002-07-08, 09:44 AM
http://www.somethingleet.com/forum/images/smilies/iamwithstupid.gif
tacoX (http://www.pixelmethods.com/other/tacox.wav) - Dead babies freakin rule (i sound gay, and similar to radiun, but I AM 15)
Thats hard to believe, especially when it says your 18 in your profile.
http://www.zelaron.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=24
Wiccan][V][asta
2002-07-08, 01:29 PM
He is 15 or 14 or whatever. But, Sirpudillo, dude, you sound sexy :o. Taco you sound gay, Chruser, you sound intellectual, Randuin you freaky woman :p, and vicious, you must do that again!!!
Strider Fury
2002-07-08, 01:35 PM
I have a mad wicked accent. Everyone laughs at me at school whenever I say something funny......... I sure wish I have a mic though.
mightychicken
2002-07-08, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Strider Fury
http://www.somethingleet.com/forum/images/smilies/iamwithstupid.gif
tacoX (http://www.pixelmethods.com/other/tacox.wav) - Dead babies freakin rule (i sound gay, and similar to radiun, but I AM 15)
Thats hard to believe, especially when it says your 18 in your profile.
http://www.zelaron.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=24
what are you talking about? there's plenty of gay 14 year olds.
RoboticSilence
2002-07-08, 02:27 PM
Not as many gay 18 year olds posing as 15 year olds that could pass as 8 year olds.
mightychicken
2002-07-08, 02:29 PM
hrm... got a point there. lets investigate :eek:
Strider Fury
2002-07-08, 02:35 PM
Yeah, then I can screw them, to see if you're retarded.
mightychicken
2002-07-08, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Strider Fury
Yeah, then I can screw them, to see if you're retarded.
your ideas are intruging, and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Strider Fury
2002-07-08, 06:06 PM
Hey why don't somebody sing and post this song:
I'M A ZELARY ADDICT!
I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore
I don't need an injection, I need to put the Zelar' on.
Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette
Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need an internet connectix
There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a PC I can't do without
Anything you get on yer Forum I'll watch it...
CHORUS:
I'm a zelly, I'm a zelly,zelly I'm addicted
zelly I'm a zelly, I can tell I am addicted
I'm a zelly, I'm a zelly, zelly I'm addicted
zelly I'm a zelly, I can tell I am addicted
I like to keep a step ahead, a PC in the garden shed
& with a connection in the bog, I never miss the epilogue
Dynasty or Daktari, a useless post by the Tory party
Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares, I'll read it...
I'm a zelary...(guitar bit)
It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict
I'm forum mad, I'm a zelary addict!
I'm a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again
I don't need no morphine, I need a monitor screen
Spamies, there's no degrees,
I'll even read a post if it's in Chinese
A thread from the Queen, though I'm not very keen. I'll read it...
I'm a zelary...
Coz I'm addicted
-UN1
badboy
2002-07-11, 10:49 PM
uh no
Mr.Lee
2002-07-17, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by badboy
uh no
Raziel
2002-07-17, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by RoboticSilence
Not as many gay 18 year olds posing as 15 year olds that could pass as 8 year olds.
I'm a 20 year old that can pass for a 16 year old (if I shave).
JRwakebord
2002-07-24, 11:00 PM
that kinda sux
I)ark_Phoenix
2002-07-25, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Strider Fury
Hey why don't somebody sing and post this song:
I'M A ZELARY ADDICT!
I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore
I don't need an injection, I need to put the Zelar' on.
Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette
Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need an internet connectix
There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a PC I can't do without
Anything you get on yer Forum I'll watch it...
CHORUS:
I'm a zelly, I'm a zelly,zelly I'm addicted
zelly I'm a zelly, I can tell I am addicted
I'm a zelly, I'm a zelly, zelly I'm addicted
zelly I'm a zelly, I can tell I am addicted
I like to keep a step ahead, a PC in the garden shed
& with a connection in the bog, I never miss the epilogue
Dynasty or Daktari, a useless post by the Tory party
Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares, I'll read it...
I'm a zelary...(guitar bit)
It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict
I'm forum mad, I'm a zelary addict!
I'm a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again
I don't need no morphine, I need a monitor screen
Spamies, there's no degrees,
I'll even read a post if it's in Chinese
A thread from the Queen, though I'm not very keen. I'll read it...
I'm a zelary...
Coz I'm addicted
-UN1
who even made that song anyway?
Hades-Knight
2002-07-25, 12:52 PM
gaylord focker
ViciousMilitia
2002-08-11, 12:56 PM
i'm a computer nerd lol
Jamesadin
2002-08-11, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by I)ark_Pheonix
who even made that song anyway?
User Name #1 did
ViciousMilitia
2002-08-14, 04:50 PM
who who?
User Name # 1
2002-08-14, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Jamesadin
User Name #1 did
I whish ;)
I just change some words from song made by a kicking ass UK band called TOY DOLLS :)
ViciousMilitia
2002-08-14, 05:01 PM
he he he
Strider Fury
2002-08-19, 04:43 AM
rofl TOY DOLLS.
Adrenachrome
2003-01-28, 01:01 PM
Ru roh, bump!
Mr.Lee
2003-01-28, 01:03 PM
Does this still exist??
Jamesadin
2003-01-28, 03:09 PM
:STICKIED:
Becuase its so damn funny!
StonedVegeta
2003-01-30, 01:58 PM
I am too poor to afford a mic, speakers, and a decent computer for that matter. My life sucks. About as much as that song. LOL!
Jamesadin
2003-01-30, 03:10 PM
Quikspy67 (http://www.ratpacksquad.com/DeltaForce/temp/matt.wav)
Have fun with this one. ;)
Wiccan][V][asta
2003-01-30, 03:44 PM
Wtf is up with his voice? And why are you posting it?
Jamesadin
2003-01-30, 03:50 PM
Because Mightychicken said I should do it, since he isnt directly affiliated with Zelaron anymore.
Wiccan][V][asta
2003-01-30, 09:16 PM
Since when was mightychicken quickspy67...?
Randuin
2003-01-30, 09:16 PM
may be that's actually james =\
Jamesadin
2003-01-31, 10:35 AM
No, OK this is how it works.
Quikspy emailed Mc Chicken
Quikspy told me
I told mightychicken to post it
He hosted it and gave me the URL
I posted it
Understand?
Hades-Knight
2003-01-31, 01:10 PM
james quikspy and gladius know each other, i'd pay oen of them to blow the others up too
quikspy67
2003-01-31, 06:08 PM
Kinght-Rider and Jamesadin are thee only ones that know how to spell my name.
Playing me and Gladius wouldn't work seriously.
mightychicken
2003-02-01, 07:09 PM
No, OK this is how it works.
Quikspy emailed Mc Chicken
Quikspy told me
I told mightychicken to post it
He hosted it and gave me the URL
I posted it
Understand?
your welcome...
btw, how old is this quikspy kid? i'm gonna guess 11.
Jamesadin
2003-02-01, 07:22 PM
He is actually 15. :O He has a high voice... :p
quikspy67
2003-02-02, 08:23 PM
Yeah lol.
Hades-Knight
2003-02-03, 01:17 PM
But there isnt girly voice such as randuins...
RoboticSilence
2003-02-03, 02:23 PM
He sounds like my friend Jake when we were 10...
Hades-Knight
2003-02-03, 02:25 PM
argh! no all wiccan masta's post are 404...
quikspy67
2003-02-12, 09:15 PM
Lol at first I thought his name was pronounced Wiccan V asta.
Penny_Bags
2003-03-09, 01:24 PM
dear god im having nightmares about the slowed down version of spoog. Thats... hillarious
quikspy67
2003-05-11, 10:42 PM
Oh dear lord me too.
Edit; hey i was folling around with my sound recroder and i slowed down spoog.
DaFrigginDoctah
2003-05-31, 11:30 AM
Dunno if this thread is still active or not, but whatever:
LiveWire
2003-06-02, 05:42 PM
So I finally decided to reveal my voice. Big Whoop
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