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[Natasta]

Welcome, just hang out. Say "hi" or whatever you want to..... whenever you want. Let's all try to become friends....or not. You decide on rather or not. But I must warn you.... the person your dising could be sitting next to you...or know where you live. So, beware on what you say....children.

[Demosthenes]

http://www.dominobooks.co.uk/Learn-English-Elem-Bk1-cov.jpg

[Willkillforfood]

So cold yet so funny.

[platnum]

If you diss me I will rape you.

[pr0xy]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Grav]

I hate you :(

[Lenny]

I think she's trying to get people to join Zelaron?

Weird way, advertising on the same site, but, you never know.

[Sovereign]

If they are sitting next to me they would have to be sitting in my garbage can.

That cant be comfy.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, I don't think they'd want to be stuck inside a wall here.

[Willkillforfood]

Great gesture. I love hand of heaven.

[HandOfHeaven]

Thanks, I get creative when I'm drunk. On my third gin and tonic.

[Jamesadin]

You are an alcoholic... Im not sure if thats something to be proud of.

[Thanatos]

And a pothead.

For shame.

[Natasta]

That'll be kinda hard to do since you don't know me. So, for that reason you can't rape me.

[Grav]

He will just rape everyone in the world, that way he'll know he raped you too.

[Natasta]

Gravitonsurge, don't hate me. I haven't done anything to you for you to hate me.

[Grav]

You can't stop my hate, sweetie.

[Natasta]

Not ever so true. Who says I'm even alive?

[Grav]

Your mom told platnum while he was raping her. Besides, nobody said you have to be alive.

[Natasta]

I don't have a mom. Who says I'm even seeable. I could be a ghost... or your own slpit personality.

[Natasta]

Has anyone seen Chruser lately?

[Medieval Bob]

Chruser is a ghost... or maybe even your slpit personality.

[Natasta]

Chruser is not a ghost or my split personality. Chruser is one of my friends. Thank you very much.

[Grav]

Sending creepy PMs to someone does not a friend make.

[Lenny]

All hail Yoda reincarnate!!

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Nat, why the urge to talk to Chruser?

[Willkillforfood]

Yea, you can talk to Lenny.

[Lenny]

Don't make me talk to a girl tonight...please.

I'm having enough trouble with the one I've liked for God's knows how long...let alone everyone else.

[Chruser]

Chruser is not a ghost or my split personality. Chruser is one of my friends. Thank you very much.

Ehm, what exactly what involved in that "be my friend" offer via PM? And, who are you?

[Medieval Bob]

sex0rz ftw!

[platnum]

I will spray you with mud. Then things can get dirty.

[Sovereign]

That voodoo french girl perhaps?

[pr0xy]

I aer teh confuz0rz el oh el ^-^

[Natasta]

Chruser you know who I am. You sent me a PM and as soon as you pressed sent you recieved one from me. You also called me Vampire.

[Natasta]

Willkillforfood how old are you in the first place?

[Lenny]

He's 19 I think...though he's taken to being around 100.

It's a very fashionable age, is 100. But not as good as 35. I've known people who have been 35 for years!

[Natasta]

GravitonSurge, your still alive? Oh well, the spell should get around to you very soon.

[Natasta]

How old was the oldest person you have dated, Lenny?

[Lenny]

Well, if you take the average age of everyone I've been in a relationship with, add the number of people who have shot me down, and subtract all those who have asked me out we get...carry the 7...add the 1...oh, no-one.

Ah well.

Anyway...how old do you think I am?! That's a question for a 30 y/o!

[Natasta]

Proxy, are you still on? If so, tell me a little about yourself, please.

[Natasta]

So, are you about 30? I know I'm not. I'm younger.

[Lenny]

Nope. Nowhere near 30.

16 to be precise.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Natasta, you are umm... creepy. Lets f***.

[Lenny]

Wait a minute...Jack the Ripper? He's a Londoner!! Or at least, was. A bit of a way away from Georgia is London. Right?

[Great-Thanatos]

How old was the oldest person you have dated, Lenny?
There was this one time...

[Natasta]

Yeah He was a Londoner. I was born in England. My parents was on vacation. Hey, Sum Yung Guy, thanks I know I'm creepy. How old are you?

[Natasta]

Great-Thanatos, I see you've watched American Pie. Awsome movie.

[Natasta]

Sum Yung Guy, where did you go? Lenny, Where did you go? Great guys.

[Sum Yung Guy]

im 22 and I kill people for a monthly government wage.

[Natasta]

Nice. That's sexy....I guess. When are you coming back to the U.S.?

[Sum Yung Guy]

in a couple years, im stationed in germany, but currently deployed as part of Operation Iraqi Freedom

[Natasta]

Nice. Germany isn't much. Tell me if you run into any Swachhammers'. That's my dad's side of the family's name and they came from Germany many years ago. Way before I was born. Many generations ago.

[Sum Yung Guy]

havnt seen any yet, but I will keep an eye out

[Natasta]

Okay. Anyways, is it wrong for me to ask for your real name?

[Sum Yung Guy]

no its not, its Jason

[Natasta]

Oh great he stops talking to me. Way to go Natasta.

[Natasta]

Are you done looking and seeing who's online?

[gruesomeBODY]

this was very interesting

[Lenny]

I must admit, I'm ever so slightly confused. And bemused.

[Thanatos]

Natasta just blew my mind.

[Lenny]

Now I'm amused. But I feel used.

[Kaneda]

What a trip. 0_o

[Lenny]

Looks like the situation has been diffused. And I'm off to bed. Night!

[Sovereign]

You sleep too early.

[gruesomeBODY]

Natasta just blew my mind.
You wish she blew something else.

[Willkillforfood]

Is it wrong that reading this made me aroused?

[Sovereign]

Yes.

yes it is.....

Chugging gas fetish?

[Thanatos]

You wish she blew something else.

Good one.

[Great-Thanatos]

Good one.
But you do right?

[Thanatos]

For all I know, this "Natasta" could be a 40-year old pervert. And no, I don't wish he/she did that. Hitting on people over the interent, ESPECIALLY this forum is fucking weetoted.

gg

[Chruser]

For all I know, this "Natasta" could be a 40-year old pervert. And no, I don't wish he/she did that. Hitting on people over the interent, ESPECIALLY this forum is fucking weetoted.

Hey buddy, I know for a FACT there are teenage girls on THE INTERNET.

[Medieval Bob]

And sexy ones at that. And nekkid. Nekkid pics plz!

[Lenny]

You know something is wrong when you get pictures of 40 y/o's sent bac....oooh! That reminds me. Sluttly little girly thingy in my year took a picture of few days of herself topless, with nought but her school tie over her...and today a really fat lad took a picture in exactly the same pose. :) She's very very annoyed now. And she can't tell the teachers because there's not much they can do.

But yeah...better than a picture of a sweaty palmed, 40 y/o pervert.

[Natasta]

THank you Chruser. NO, I'm not 40 and I'm not a pervert. I'm way younger than 40. If I was 40 ...that'll make my mom two when she had me and not even born when she had my older brother. And, I don't take pictures like that Lenny. Sorry.

[Natasta]

Thank you, I've only been with a couple of girl before in that way, grusomeBODY. Even though I am bi.

[Lenny]

I wouldn't want you to take pictures like that. It very nearly cracked my monitor and blinded me. She's the ugliest little...thing you've ever seen.

*shudders*

[Natasta]

you've never even seen me. Thank you.

[Lenny]

I was actually telling you not to take a picture like that one, as it is fucking awful.

It doesn't matter if you're more beautiful than Helen of Troy, don't take one of those pictures.

[Natasta]

okay. Whatever. Anyways, how old are you?

[Lenny]

You've asked that already.

The answer is 16.

[JRwakebord]

Lenny is a youngin.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Lenny was 12 years old when I first started posting on Zelaron.

[Lenny]

Man...that sounds weird. 12 y/o me. :p

I was so young and naive then. How sweet. :)

[pr0xy]

Its kinda sad that this is the most active thread on Zelaron.

SYG How come you never dropped 2k+ on a ring for me :'(

[Sum Yung Guy]

Its kinda sad that this is the most active thread on Zelaron.

SYG How come you never dropped 2k+ on a ring for me :'(


Oh sorry hun, I almost forgot about you... brb lemme get to the brit bank and get some gold.

[Jamesadin]

Haha, don't forget your Dante's Deluxe Bow of Death and Destruction

[Sum Yung Guy]

Forgot the bow, how about I get my llama statue out go on a wild ride through the seedier comnunities of Sosaria?

[JRwakebord]

Fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck.

[Sovereign]

Didn't I request you change your signature.

[Willkillforfood]

I'd like to request more boobs in your signature, Sovereign.

Oh yea Natasha, bi girls are so last year. Transexual is in now.

[Jamesadin]

Forgot the bow, how about I get my llama statue out go on a wild ride through the seedier comnunities of Sosaria?

Buc's Den is nothing but trouble.

[Lenny]

You did?

Oh...OK.

How's "Popin'!"?

[Rurouni Storm]

The retardation is strong with this one...

[Natasta]

You know you'd like to watch 2 girls and be able to join in.

[Willkillforfood]

Depends on whether or not they're cutting themselves and/or drinking blood in the process >_> :P

[Rurouni Storm]

You know you'd like to watch 2 girls and be able to join in.

Two girls? Yes. Two trannies like you, no way.

[Sum Yung Guy]

This thread needs to die.

[Willkillforfood]

SYG your gf is scaring us.

[JRwakebord]

Why do you say that?

[Natasta]

Sum yung guy, your not nice at all. But, the answer to your PM, I'm doing alright. I've got a concert I'm in Thursday night. Nerves. Never had a crowd this big before. Yeah I'm use to a several hundred.

[Natasta]

How am I scaring you Willkillforfood? So, your into cutting and blood? I've been "kinkier" than that before.

[Sum Yung Guy]

SYG your gf is scaring us.

Im included in the 'us' part.

[Natasta]

Oh by the way, I'm not syg's gf.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Yea we knew that, obviously your sarcasm alarms have failed you.

[pr0xy]

No one survives in wrong. I cant believe Night never banned me for all the newbie killing I did there. My tower was littered with bodies.

*Mounts llama*

[Sum Yung Guy]

stfu newb, I was the greatest PK on LOD and its sequels.
Remember the guild me Sirpullido, HECTORUNDO and some other peeps had.

[pr0xy]

No I dont.. But I know chill owned you. And lilly was your girlfriend =o

Dude I rocked you at the oasis... Once...

[Rurouni Storm]

Yea we knew that, obviously your sarcasm alarms have failed you.
But my retard detector has reached critical mass.

[JRwakebord]

Ka-boom!!!

[Natasta]

Oh syg, go to a gay bar and pick up a guy. Then take him home and have fun.

[Sum Yung Guy]

I thought this was, and you were the guy I was hitting on.

[Natasta]

Nope sorry. I wasn't born a guy. Nor am I one now. Sorry. I at first thought you were lying about you being a guy.

[Sum Yung Guy]

;) thats the beauty of it don't you see? I have the power to be what I want you to see!

[Lenny]

A sexy white male all dressed up in a hot uniform?

G-rowl baby!!

[Willkillforfood]

Can you be a gorilla throwing feces at Natasha?

[Sovereign]

I rofled at that.

[Lenny]

A gorilla? Isn't it Orangutans that do that?

[Sum Yung Guy]

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!

Form of... an Orangutan.

[Natasta]

Sum Yung Guy, don't tell me! You don't have a life so you perfer to try in insulting people to help you to feel better about your useless self. You only insult people, because you yhink it will help build you ego. It might help biuld your ego... but there's no hope for your equipment down-stairs. Sorry!

[Natasta]

Hey Adrenachrome, small business owner....nice. Smoked any pot lately?

[Natasta]

I think Adrenachrome died or something.

[Sovereign]

Edit button damn it. USE IT. Replying to yourself is a big no no!

[Grav]

Hey Natasta, walrus type socks are innuendo the conjoining factories 1874.

[Sovereign]

I am inverse photon bakahammer the midwife of the third sun of trogdor fucking cats with 9 toeclippings growing out of molt.

[Willkillforfood]

Natasha lives with a bunch of cats.

[Lenny]

Trumpets are fun instruments to 'play' with.

[Rurouni Storm]

But that's not why he was feared. This one time, at banned camp, he took a sword and shoved it up his...

[Grav]

Banned camp? I can think of a few people I wouldn't mind sending there.

[Sovereign]

Hi

Compliance

[Lenny]

What exactly was this thread about in the first place? We never worked it out.

[Willkillforfood]

Natasha was wanting to cyber with you and SYG

[Lenny]

Oh really?

How...crude.

[Natasta]

Idon't really want to cyber with anyone. And, people needs to learn how spell "band" and they need to get the Quotes off of movies right next time. What's wrong Lenny?

[Lenny]

Iuno...what is wrong?

[Natasta]

What was you meaning when you replied to willkillforfood's last response?

[Willkillforfood]

Lenny, run while you still can!

[Lenny]

150 posts till I crack 5000! :D

Not much...this, that, and t'other, you know?

[Willkillforfood]

I think I may be closing in on 2000.

[Lenny]

Not a chance. You were only on 1,100 odd t'other day.

[Willkillforfood]

Really? How do you know? :P

[maarit]

hiya. first time here. first 5 minutes here. so heyy, let's all be friends!
- maarit from finland :)

[Willkillforfood]

Hi. I think Lenny might speak Finnish because he's from Europe. You should talk to him.

[Lenny]

Having the foggiest.

If it's similar to German, though, I might understand a bit.

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Being a Fin, whatcha think of Lordi and their Eurovision win? I absolutely loved them! :p

[Natasta]

You all are crazy crackers. Maybe I could understand you a bit. I know some German, French, Latin, Spanish, (all) English,ect.

[Lenny]

Latin? Now that's interesting.

Is it the basic "can read and write but can't translate into Latin", or the full package?

[Atnas]

I'm taking a course in latin next year

[1dumMan]

Not ever so true. Who says I'm even alive?
are u alive? are u a bot? is the internet a real thing or a generated image set into our brains to make us believe that we are all interacting with one another? Are we in the matrix or real life?? are the movies real or are we just one big movie? are we here? are we there? do we even exist? who knows but the real question is are u alive natasta? im bored...can i have a dollar?

[Natasta]

Yes, I am alive but not really all that human. Well, some people thinks I'm not. They think I'm a vampire. Hey Lenny, yes it's the whole package. You can have a dollar 1dumMan.... if I can drink your blood!!!!

[Natasta]

Yes,I'm alive. But, there is some people that thinks I'm a vampire. They have there reasons. Mostly because I love to drink blood than eat food, and I actually hate sun light. You can have a dollar if I can drink you blood. Sounds like an even trade. You get a dollar before you die. Yes, Lenny. It's the whole package on the Latin deal.

[Lenny]

Hmmm...

It wasn't the Cambridge course was it? Every single school in the country, for the past 30 years, have done the same damn course. With Caecilius. It's the same book too! I actually used my parents old Latin excercise books to do my homework. :)

[Jessifer]

Ahem...Wasn't expecting it to be so small.

That is all I have to offer.

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[Sovereign]

Too small. Resize / repost please.

[Lenny]

He says: "She's Hot."

She says "He's Hot."

[Jessifer]

Image reposted. Correction to Lenny's post:

He says: She's hot!
He says: He's hot!

[Willkillforfood]

Correction to Jessifer's post:

I'm hot.

[Jessifer]

Correction to Jessifer's post:

I'm hot.

I didn't know you thought Lenny was hot. Huh.

[Lenny]

:eek:!!

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I thought it was a bit weird, how BOTH of them were having a bit of fun. But I must have passed it off as some kind of... thing.

[Willkillforfood]

No, I'm hot.

[Thanatos]

Yes, I am alive but not really all that human. Well, some people thinks I'm not. They think I'm a vampire. Hey Lenny, yes it's the whole package. You can have a dollar 1dumMan.... if I can drink your blood!!!!
Yesterday 09:28 AM

Yes,I'm alive. But, there is some people that thinks I'm a vampire. They have there reasons. Mostly because I love to drink blood than eat food, and I actually hate sun light. You can have a dollar if I can drink you blood. Sounds like an even trade. You get a dollar before you die. Yes, Lenny. It's the whole package on the Latin deal.
Yesterday 09:40 AM


Did you forget that you posted or something?

Personally, I think you're fuckin nuts. :weird:

[Lenny]

It's nuts that this (excepting the WRT) is probably the most active thread on Zelaron atm.

[1dumMan]

yeah it is nuts...i have nuts who wants to lick them?

[Jessifer]

Natasta, probably.

[Willkillforfood]

So sweet of you, Jessifer :p.

[Jessifer]

One part sugar and two parts spice...and maybe a drop of cyanide if the occasion calls for it.

[Lenny]

Arsenic is much more effective.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison

And there's a nice little article on the different types of Poison, their classifications, and how they might work.

[gruesomeBODY]

yeah it is nuts...i have nuts who wants to lick them?
Hey she wants to drink your blood. I dont think thats where she would stop man. Personally, i would put her on my ignore list and just read what all of you are posting about her. This shit is funny

[Penguin]

What the hell is this thread?
http://www.poestlilaax.ch/Bilder/Happy_pig.jpg

[Ganga]

someone close this piece of shit please.

[Lenny]

Aww!! But it keeps us happy. Somewhere to do random things...

Alternative to closing it, why not merge it with the WRT? Ain't that what usually happened with out-of-hand threads?

[Sovereign]

I've never merged a single post with the WRT. Not one that I can remember at least. I just close it, which I'm going to do to this thread when It hit's page 10.

[Medieval Bob]

This is the WRT. Somehow, you just don't realize it yet.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2861/pancakebunny8ow.jpg

[Jessifer]

And up until now, it's stayed oddly on topic...kind of...I guess.

...What was the topic again?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/penguu_penguu/pancakeRabbit-vi.gifhttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/penguu_penguu/pancakeRabbit-vi.gifhttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/penguu_penguu/pancakeRabbit-vi.gif

[Lenny]

Ex-actly.

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Sov, Page 10 as in 20 posts per page, or Page 10 as in 40 posts per page?

[Penguin]

What the hell is this thread?
http://www.poestlilaax.ch/Bilder/Happy_pig.jpg

[Ganga]

Comon, two more person before this thread is close, who want to be the speical one.

[Grav]

Me! Meeeeeee!

[Willkillforfood]

Am I the last?

[Lenny]

Yay! New page. :)

Beat that!

EDIT: Maybe not. It seems that I am the last.

EDIT2: Wait... I'm on 40 per page. That might be way.

[Ganga]

muahhaha tricked you guys, I win!

nooo wtf, omg, lenny stole my post.

[Jessifer]

This is kinda sad.

[Sovereign]

It's kinda closed.

Fucking work! I missed my goal by 2 posts.