The FF Talk Show

[Loveless_Dream]

Welcome to the FF Talk Show,Where we talk!
Here is where you see episodes of FF characters,and OTHER anime characters. Expect to see alot of funny things happening! XD

[Loveless_Dream]

Welcome to the FF Talk Show,Where we talk.
Here are your hosts,Yuffie Kisargi and Vincent Valentine!!!
(Audience claps)

Yuffie: Thank you. Now,Today we have 2 new guests,Cloud Strife and Aeris Gainsborough!!!

(Cloud and Aeris walk out on to the stage, and take seats.)

Vincent: Now,I see that you 2 are having relationship problems...What's the problem?

Aeris: I don't see a problem,What's the problem,Really?! *Twitches*

(Cloud scoots away from Aeris)

Cloud: The problem is that...she's too nice...Too perky is the word actually.

Areis: Too perky?! Too nice?! Who can be TOO NICE and TOO PERKY?!?!?! *twitches*

(cloud scoots even further away from Aeris)

Yuffie: Ah,I see. So Cloud,Have you tried to DO somethng about it?

Cloud: YES! I have! But,Even the...
(whispers into Yuffies ear...''Even the Insane Hospitals won't take her.'')

Aeris: HaHa...Hahaha! Mwaaahhahha!

(Aeris stands up,then laughs hysterically! Audience claps and whistles...they think it's ALL special effects...)

Aeris: Mwahhahahhah! I am going to take over the world! Mwwaahahhah!

(Yuffie signals Cloud to get away from Areis. Vincent takes out his Sleeping Gun, and shots at Aeris's shoulder. Aeris falls on to the floor fast asleep.)

Yuffie: Ooookay. Umm,Yeah,Vincent what's your suggestion that we do with her?

Vincent: ...Lock her up into a closet...

(Cloud is thinking...Then quickly put Aeris in the storage room.)

Cloud: Ummm...Okay.What are we supposed to do when she wakes up?

(All three look at eachother...Then agree to continueouely smack her with a crowbar to calm her down.)

Yuffie: Umm...Yeah,Let's continue with the show,Shall we?!

Vincent: Okay Cloud...I have a question. Has Aeris done this before...?

Cloud: Yes she has. I get scared...So,I bought a BIG ASS sword across the street from a guy named Cid.

Vincent: ...Why a sword?...Why not a gun?

Cloud: Uhhhh...I don't know...I don't think he had any...I really never thought about it...

(Yuffie coughs,Trying to tell them that they're off topic.)

Cloud: You okay,Yuffie? Do you have a cold or something?

Vincent: I think she's okay....

(Yuffie sighes...)

Yuffie: Alright. Let's just finish the show early today...That was the FF Talk Show,Where we talk! Seeya!

Vincent: Astelavista,Baby...

Cloud: Now what?! What did we resolve!? What am I supposed to do?!





~Thank you! I hope you think this is funny! I'm signing off,Please post here your thoughts. BYE! :D~

[KagomJack]

Did you live under powerlines as a child? Did you eat a lot of paintchips as a child? Or are you just that fucking bored?

[Jessifer]

I laughed more with Kagom's comment. I find that sad. :(

Poor Vinnie...so out of character. It made me wanna cry. Oh wells...continue if you wish to.

[Grav]

Was... that... a bot?

[Jessifer]

Lets hope so. It would be a sad day for humanity if it weren't.

I've read worse, though. Seriously.

[Willkillforfood]

you've wrote worse. I kid!

[Sum Yung Guy]

http://i3.tinypic.com/w1y0ll.jpg
Hi Loveless_Dream!

[Lenny]

All the labels are still on!!

How cheap is that? Trying the clothes on, then taking the picture.

[Grav]

Near where I am a lot of kids keep the labels on. It's part of the gangsta rhetoric. Like chavs, but worse.

[Thanatos]

I've noticed it a lot on hats. They keep the tags on everything?

[Lenny]

You can't get worse than Chavs.

[Grav]

Trust me.

I've noticed it a lot on hats. They keep the tags on everything?
Yes, and basically whoever adds up to more $ has the bigger penis.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Trust me.


Yes, and basically whoever adds up to more $ has the bigger penis.


So you must have a big penis, because plus size clothing cost more right?

[Grav]

If you recall, I fucked titus' grandmother so hard she died.

[Sum Yung Guy]

You must have been on top, because as I recall, the x-rays showed a crushed pelvis.

[Willkillforfood]

You guys are bastards, lol.

[Grav]

You must have been on top, because as I recall, the x-rays showed a crushed pelvis.
You're confusing her with your mom.