Right hand.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/DoctorSonic/hand.jpg
Dos breakos.

[Willkillforfood]

You should have used lotion.

[Lenny]

Looks like fun. What happened?

[Titusfied]

Didn't you Willkill's post above you? He jerked off with his right hand without lotion. DUH!

[Jamesadin]

*Stating the obvious*
That must suck. How will you give yourself "a stranger"?

[DaFrigginDoctah]

What the fuck did that say?

[Grav]

Did you karate chop that girl?

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I got in a fight with a stucco / cement wall and won, that's my victory booty.

[Sovereign]

I had a CT scan done but my computer can't read the file on the disk :(

[!King_Amazon!]

I broke my hand that exact same way from punching someone in the face.

[Lenny]

What the...? Did they have a cement face? Or were you drunk and got in a fight with a statue?

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So, you've managed to snap a bone in your little finger, and one in your hand...ouch. Did you punch sideways or something?

[!King_Amazon!]

You try punching someone in the face, it's not like punching a pillow.

[Grav]

What the...? Did they have a cement face? Or were you drunk and got in a fight with a statue?
o_O You ever punch someone hard in the face?

I think titus broke his hand too...

[Adrenachrome]

Punching walla is stupid, use your girlfriend instead

[DaFrigginDoctah]

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=39141

[HandOfHeaven]

Punching someone in the face really hard is not the best thing to do. Sure, you inflict a lot of pain on them, but then you end up either bruising your hand really badly or you fracture/break it.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Great deduction!!! <333333333

[Sovereign]

Yeah. After a superbowl game I think. He punched a door.

[Jessifer]

Ouchies.

As to the rest of the thread...must be a guy thing.

[Grav]

Yeah, girls go for mental rape.

[Lenny]

Nope, never tried punching someone hard in the face. I suppose the cheek and jaw bones would get in the way...but surely it can't be that bad?

Why not just use a big stick? Less damage to you...and if the end snaps off, then you've not only got two sticks to bop 'em with, but two sticks with jagged ends.

[Sovereign]

DFD I honestly expected more out of you.

[Jessifer]

Pretty much.

[Willkillforfood]

Im about to go on a date. Wish me luck. Oh wait, it's hopeless :p.

[Willkillforfood]

K so ...on my date tonight ...I almost got arrested ROFL. I was at a park after closing hours and they almost booked me for criminal trespassing :P.

[Lenny]

Sounds like a groovy date.

Punch anyone in the face?

[Willkillforfood]

Nah, not this time, lol.

[Sovereign]

They should have booked you for accidental sexual assault as well.

[Lenny]

Accidental?!

How can you accidentally Sexually Assault someone?

"Oh, sorry for feeling you up Miss. It was a purely accidental, really. My hand has a mind of it's own."

Sure... :weird:

[Sovereign]

Ask him for full details of the story... if you dare.