Well that was a first...

[Sum Yung Guy]

I was on the phone last night talking to my mom, and my fiance was hovering around me teasing me, then all of a sudden she pulls out my :eek: and starts sucking WHILE I AM TALKING TO MY MOM.... pretty much the conversation went like this after the :eek: : "Ya... uh huh, ya, oh ya, uh huh, ya"

[gruesomeBODY]

I knew one of us would have a story like that in the near future. honesetly, i thought i t would be titus

[Sum Yung Guy]

So far my whole vacation only one thing has been on my mind:
http://www.coolbuddy.com/jokes/funnypics/MaleBrain.gif

[Willkillforfood]

Yeaaa, that story would have been a lot better if it didn't INVOLVE YOUR MOM DAMNIT :P.

[Titusfied]

I think that is why he put a :( face next to the subject title..

:cry:

[gruesomeBODY]

I thought it was a perfect story

[JRwakebord]

Gotta love playful girls. SYG found himself a diamond in the rough.

[gruesomeBODY]

I hope she kisses your mom with that mouth

[Titusfied]

Sluts. Love em. :D

[JRwakebord]

Love 'em and leave 'em. It's the way to be.

[Titusfied]

Gotta love being a part of the tag-and-release program.

[JRwakebord]

The good old "hump and dump".

[kenpo sensei]

So how about talking to your girlfriend and getting a blowing job from another girl?