Weirdest thing you have ever beat off to?

[Penny_Bags]

My depressing list:

-Hentai (not often)
-GTA (once... it was a bad place, and that stripper was hot)
-Drawn Together (don't ask)
-Yoga Videos (no regrets)
-Night Elf Dancing (sigh)
-BET Music Videos (niggers)
-MTV Music Videos (...niggers)
-Basically something on every channel including Disney. (especially Disney)



Now that that's out on the table, I can safely say I am addicted to masturbation.

[Kaneda]

Unfortunaly I can't participate in this wonderfull threads that keep Zel lively for fear of g/f retaliation.

[Medieval Bob]

Your girlfriend doesn't let you beat off?

[Lenny]

I think it's more of the fact of 'sharing personal information' with other people.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Unfortunaly I can't participate in this wonderfull threads that keep Zel lively for fear of g/f retaliation.

Obviously you need a new relationship.


And for me the weirdest thing, that damn Next Door Nikki girl, she never really gets naked you know.

[Kaneda]

No I'd just be stuck with "WTF your so wierd!" for the next month.

[Medieval Bob]

Cmon! Tell her you beat off to Domokun!

Or maybe pancake rabbit.

[Sum Yung Guy]

No I'd just be stuck with "WTF your so wierd!" for the next month.

You must still be in early highschool then. After high school, nobody gives a fuck if you beat off. Actually I tell my roomates that Im going to go rub one off so I dont get interupted with a knock on the door.

[Kaneda]

No you fool. The title of the thread isn't wether you beat off. It's whats the wierdest thing. Anyone would think your a bit wierd if they found out you fantasize about shorn panda scrotums.

[Sum Yung Guy]

OH! *Sniff Sniff*

[KagomJack]

All furry things count as the "weirdest thing I've ever beat off to." Plain and simple =o

[RoboticSilence]

This thread.

[Thanatos]

Drawn Together? Are you SERIOUS?

Get some help, man!

[Grav]

Well, that Foxy is pretty, you know... animated. Okay, no.

[1dumMan]

You must still be in early highschool then. After high school, nobody gives a fuck if you beat off. Actually I tell my roomates that Im going to go rub one off so I dont get interupted with a knock on the door.
haha well in the army i guess u kinda have to huh SYG??? is it true like in that movie Jarhead when all u have to do when ur bored is 1) read old letters 2)masturbate 3)look at old pictures 4)masturbate 5)masturbate some more and so on and so forth (that is not the true order but something like it) Atleast u have the decentcy to tell ur buddies what you gonna go do so they wont walk in...just make sure u keep it off the sheets, dont want ur NCO to walk in and catch the stains haha...

[gruesomeBODY]

Wouldnt it suck if his stains got on his weapon and it didnt fire. That would be ironic

[Demosthenes]

Oh my god, I could only imagine what it would be like if DanXII was still here and he responded to this thread.

DanXII: Jabba the Hutt!

[Thanatos]

Oh God.

o_O

[Sovereign]

Beef jerky.

[Medieval Bob]

Try pounding the pud while staring at the sun.

[Penny_Bags]

This is by far the most entertaining thread thats been on here in a long time.

[Penny_Bags]

I'm kidding about Drawn Together, by the way... I just saw a commercial for the show when I was typing this. I've never even watched that shit stain.

All the others are real though.

[sciencekid]

Try pounding the pud while staring at the sun.

and what does looking into the sun while your doing that supposed to do other than blind you, dare i ask?

[Adrenachrome]

snappin the carrot

[Raziel]

Weirdest thing I've ever beat off to?

...

I can't remember the woman's name, but she was this really hot anchor on CNN every day at about 4 am. She might still be doing it. Hispanic chick, long black hair. Super hot.

Oh, and that Rachael Ray chick on the Food Network. Hot, hot, hot, but every word that comes out of her mouth is like shoving radioactive glass crawling with giant spiders into my ears. I give props to the Mute Button for being my wingman that night.

[Penny_Bags]

Polishing your royal scepter.

[Medieval Bob]

http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-picture_ray.JPG

[Raziel]

Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT.

Now, if she could just keep her useless, annoying mouth occupied with, oh, I don't know, gobbling my load, she'd be the perfect woman.

[Penny_Bags]

Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT.

Now, if she could just keep her useless, annoying mouth occupied with, oh, I don't know, gobbling my load, she'd be the perfect woman.Is it just me or has she put on some pounds lately?




I sure hope so, gotta love dat ass!

[JRwakebord]

Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy.

[sciencekid]

Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy.

http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/bunny-with-pancake.jpg
does that satisfy you? rotflol!

[JRwakebord]

Sciencekid made 400 posts!

[sciencekid]

dang it! did that picture show up for any of you? i didn't for me :(

[JRwakebord]

Nope, no pic here.

[sciencekid]

yes... i know, captain obvious... lol...

[JRwakebord]

That's me!

[sciencekid]

hmmm... ill have to attach it. here, have fun and do whatever:

[JRwakebord]

I'm gonna go beat off to that now

[sciencekid]

have fun! rotflmboshict

[Sovereign]

Would you like some PIE?

[Great-Thanatos]

American pie

[slaynish]

I cant say i have beaten off to something weird but i CAN say that while beating off like randomly pictures pop up in my head and it sucks. Lets say i focus on one girl, then i think of another girl, then all of a suddon im sitting here thinking about my fat next door neighbor and im like "ah this sucks" and i have to restart from the top

well i guess since you all are a lot older that must give you some more experience than me so i cant say im not surprised i havnt jacked off to weirder shit

[Sovereign]

Those flutes are damn sexy, good sir.

[Lenny]

I know some Flautists. They're all very weird people...

They hate sitting in front of the Trumpets because we "Play too loudly" apparently.

[Penny_Bags]

You Asshole.

[KagomJack]

You probably beat off to your gerbil-penetrating-Richard-Gere porn

[HandOfHeaven]

Anyone ever beat off in an airplane?

[Kaneda]

Oh I tried once. But it wasn't successful.

[HandOfHeaven]

Oh I was just thinking. I've always thought about it, but it would be so weird.

[Kaneda]

You'd just have to get a good seat with few people around, either that or hope they were asleep. Then just toss a little airplane blanket over you...

[Grav]

How about in the bathroom?

[Medieval Bob]

I think it's a felony to beat off in an airplane.

[Sovereign]

Least the could nail you for is indecent exposure.

Anyone part of the mile high club?

[Medieval Bob]

Ya that seems logical. I just heard a mention of it somewhere a while back, and it stuck because it seemed... interesting.

[Penny_Bags]

I'm trying to get my activity up....





ANYONE GOT ANY VIAGRA?!??!?!?!?

[JRwakebord]

Anyone part of the mile high club?


Tried, she laughed her ass off and said no.

[Kaneda]

How about in the bathroom?

Meh, wheres the fun in that? It's just a stinky tiny bathroom. If you do it in your seat theres the excitiment of getting caught!

[Lenny]

Hmmm...I'da thought you'd start to smell after a while if you did it in your seat. No?

Air Hostess walks past, "Excuse me ma'am, but I don't suppose you have a towel with you? I kinda...I had an accident. Honest."

[JRwakebord]

Stop by the bathroom beforehand and pick up some tissues.

[`Insolence`]

Ever seen that South Park where the sextuplets have their grandma over to Stan's house, and Stan's grandfather does the grandma?

















































Ya...

[Sovereign]

If I remember correctly, she dies of a heart attack as well.

[`Insolence`]

The money shot.

Pretty sure she dies, then he just keeps going.

[Great-Thanatos]

Thats just...wrong cause the grandma dies.

[Willkillforfood]

Meh, wheres the fun in that? It's just a stinky tiny bathroom. If you do it in your seat theres the excitiment of getting caught!

And having an air marshal beat you with a flashlight!

[JRwakebord]

Psh, flashlight. Pistol whip!

[Sovereign]

At first I read fleshlight and lol'd. :(

[Penny_Bags]

Dude I bought a Fleshlight.