Sum Yung Guy

[Sum Yung Guy]

My full name is Jason Scott DeLong, and I am enlisted in the U.S. Army. I am also currently deployed in Camp Buehring, Kuwait. My xbox live name is PFC DeLong, but I plan to get a new one minus the PFC, because I have already passed that rank. I am 6 feet tall, and 185 lbs. My favorite sport is wrestling, and I don't mean high school wrestling, I am talking UFC style fighting. I haven't played Halo 2 since november 2005 but that is just do to my deployment in the middleeast. Once I get back I plan on playing everyday afterwork.

Me and SGT Steve Smith created the Dragoon Elite back on November 25th 2004, back when we were both Privates in the Army. I never new that over a year later the clan would be as strong as ever. We currently have one of the most active sections in our host forum of Zelaron, and with no signs of slowing down. I predict this clan will be around on this website as long as Zelaron is still around.

Some other things about me, I plan on getting married in 2007 to my fiance. I also re-enlisted to stay in the Army 4 four years on March 3rd, 2006. I am originally from California, but have lived in Texas, Kentucky, Georgia, and Germany. And my best friend in the world is S2 AM.

PICTURE OF ME:
http://zelaron.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4050

[Willkillforfood]

That's a lush tropical paradise behind you :P.

[Sum Yung Guy]

I wish... wow I havnt seen a tree since last November 05... I did see a bunch of camels though. And one of my roommates said he saw a komodo dragon size lizard. I am waiting for camel spider season though, I am going to try and catch one and take pictures.

[JRwakebord]

I've seen pictures of those things, they scare the crap out of me.

[sue_13]

Link please? I don't know what they are.

[Sum Yung Guy]

http://images.google.com/images?q=camel+spider&hl=en

[Willkillforfood]

El chupcabre! Why would you want to catch that? lol

[JRwakebord]

Hahaha that's my fav reaction of the day. "El chupacabre!"

[sue_13]

Holy crap, are those poisonous?

[gruesomeBODY]

Damn thats a huge bitch

[Willkillforfood]

After you take pictures with it ...eat it. That's the ultimate victory.

[glory_gamer]

Holy shit. That thing looks like it can eat my dogs!

[gruesomeBODY]

and you. I have a slight fear of spiders and i nearly crapped my pants when i saw that. Your going to need a fucken keg to capture that instead of a jar.

[Willkillforfood]

I bet some are gonna be let loose in the U.S :O! Mr. Tarantula meet Alibaba the Camel Spider.

[Titusfied]

Wow, those things are fucked up!

[Lenny]

Why do things with so many legs have to look so fucking awful?!

At least they're not as bad as those things in King Kong...I was jittering around in my seat for half an hour. It was horrible!!!

[Titusfied]

Oh man, those things WERE nasty! My girlfriend couldn't even watch the movie screen the entire time that part was on. It was hilarious, she's so scared of spiders and bugs..

Did Lenny just drop the F-Bomb?

[gruesomeBODY]

I believe he did and the movie eight legged freaks actually made me scared

[Lenny]

A bomb? What? What is this "F-Bomb"? I'm confused...

[Willkillforfood]

The "f word" dawg.

[Lenny]

Oh...OK.

It's a rare occurence, but it does happen. No-one's perfect. :p

[Willkillforfood]

Just like the "j bomb" is Jesus, the "n bomb" is nigger, and so forth. I'm sure there are more.

[Titusfied]

S-Bomb = Shit. You get it..

[Lenny]

I've just read this again, and decided that you've gone mad.

The heat's been playing with you're head. The length's you'd need to go to, to cath one of those. One of those snappy things that you stand on and it takes off your leg? A giant hole in the ground? Elephant Tranqs?

[Willkillforfood]

lol. Shoot it with a tranquilizer from a helicopter?

[Lenny]

A big hole filled with snappy thingies that take your leg off with a Hecules Hecilopter hovering overhead with the Armies best Snipers, armed with Elephant Tranqs.

Let's see it get away then!

[Sum Yung Guy]

Right when I got back from vacation I heard that a few days before some of my roomates caught a lizard, scorpion, camel spider, and a couple of huge beetles and put them into a box and they had a royal rumble. The scorpion killed everything, and they got it on video. And then a day after I got back, I had to goto a range, and the tent we stayed in had camel spiders crawling around it and inside it all night, and we all slept on the ground too. I tell you what, thank god for our sleeping bags, I had mine pretty much airtight heh.

[Lenny]

Euck. You get a shock when you wake up to see a normal spider sat on your chest...but to wake up to a Camel Spider sat on you?! You poor things, so close to them. :p

[glory_gamer]

Thats fucking insane!!! i wouldnt be able to do that.

[gruesomeBODY]

I want to see that royal rumble. That must have been sweet

[Lenny]

Ooooh!! That'd be interesting!

Anyway for you to post it SYG?

[Willkillforfood]

Yea, any way you could host that?

[Lenny]

Probably. I've got the space somewhere.

I could even slap together a quick little site for it. :p

[Willkillforfood]

SYG needs to smuggle out the video ...fo real.

[JRwakebord]

Dude. I SO wanna see that battle.

[gruesomeBODY]

thats one that i would travel to watch, then throw a snake in there too

[JRwakebord]

Honestly, I would probably die of pure fright if one of those things was ever in my tent.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Honestly, I would probably die of pure fright if one of those things was ever in my tent.

You dont have a tent jackass. Just kidding. Yea for sure I would love to upload it for you guys, it will just take awhile... the internet here is slow and its a big file. Lenny could you supply a host? I won't be able to upload it until next weekend though, the guy that has the video on his computer is doing a mission in Iraq and wont be back til then.

[Lenny]

Any idea how big the file is?

[Sum Yung Guy]

No but I am sure my friend knows nothing about compressing files either. I will do that once I get the file from him, and prolly get it to around 50 megs or soo.

[Lenny]

A piddling amount!

I can host that on my personal space, with a little page...with no banners! :eek:! Or you could create your [free] own at www.100webspace.com.

All your choice.

[JRwakebord]

Is it nice and violent?

[Willkillforfood]

Fuck yea. This is gonna be awesome :D.

[Titusfied]

Oh please GOD, post that shit ASAP!

[Willkillforfood]

raid his pc and get the video :o.

[JRwakebord]

Raid it like an insurgent hideout!

[Sum Yung Guy]

I fucking told you guys I cant get it until friday you pieces of shitstains.

[JRwakebord]

"Yah? Well I got a listenin' problem!"

[Sum Yung Guy]

"The wife giving you trouble? Think she's cheating on you? Yea I said it! Wanna fight about it?"

[Willkillforfood]

is that like off of family guy? Little red-headed fellow.

[JRwakebord]

Yah, short little Irish guy. He was Chris' boss at the driving range.

[Willkillforfood]

Yea. That guy's awesome. Anyways, I'm about ready for that bug fighting video >_>.

[JRwakebord]

Yah. Where the fuck is it?

[Willkillforfood]

Dudeee ...it's way past due SYG. Steal that shit.

[Lenny]

He's in Baghdad at the mo, he ain't gonna get it until he's back...by which time the other guy will probably be away somewhere, and when he comes back SYG will end up going off somewhere.

Vicious Cycle!!

[Willkillforfood]

Bleh ...tell him to put it burn it onto a cd for you, SYG.

[Sum Yung Guy]

You guys are shitbags. stfu. when I see him again Ill get the vid and post it.

[Titusfied]

Relax you little bitch. Just get the fucking video and shut your pie hole!!

[Willkillforfood]

Can you guys run over someone's car with a tank like I saw a year or two ago on the internet? lol. They caught a guy stealing lumber so they crushed his car.

[Lenny]

Rofl! You've been losered. :p

Now to read every single other post on the forums to work out why.

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Would it be possible to rip the brakes from a tank and install them on a normal vehicle? Amazing brakes - the vehicle would stop like that *clicks fingers*.

[JRwakebord]

Dammit, this thing needs to get posted.

[Lenny]

OOooh! OoooOh!

Let's make our own!

WKFF can dress up as a Scorpion, JR can be a Camel Spider, and I... I will be a Squirrel. With a laser gun. :killgrin:

[JRwakebord]

Lenny we can't even organize a dragoon meeting. How would we pull this off?

[Lenny]

Videolink with webcams?

Everyone records their own little part, and then the full-group scenes are made with little furry dolls?

[JRwakebord]

Furry? *insert standard Kagom joke here*

[Willkillforfood]

Wait, would it be possible to put the cannon on one?

I got losered because WW doesn't like me.

[Lenny]

What cannon?

Are you implying that we should have some kind of duck shot from a cannon?

[Willkillforfood]

I can't remember :(.

[Lenny]

That's a question.

SYG - does the American- and/or British Army use heavy artillery, e.g. cannon (not the old metal balls and gunpowder, but new giant gunny ones), out there? Or is it just tanks?

[Willkillforfood]

Sure they do.