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GutterMind
2006-03-15, 08:59 AM
For anyone who hasn't heard, Kenpo and his wife are renewing their wedding vows this Saturday. He has asked me to be his best man. I was honored and accepted. However, sticking with traditions, I believe the best man might also be responsible for getting him a stripper.
SO VOTE NOW, DOES KENPO NEED A STRIPPER - LET ME KNOW!
Techniplex
2006-03-15, 09:29 AM
Would the stripper be from Platinum Plus or J-Wags?
sue_13
2006-03-15, 10:11 AM
Techniplex has finally graced us with his presence!

Hell yeah Kenpo needs a stripper. While you are at it, send me one too.
Titusfied
2006-03-15, 10:12 AM
Yes, get him one. I actually voted no, but that was before I read the context of the lap dance!
JRwakebord
2006-03-15, 12:17 PM
Very yes.
Sum Yung Guy
2006-03-15, 12:21 PM
Yes, get him one. I actually voted no, but that was before I read the context of the lap dance!

You are a moderator, you can change your vote...
Titusfied
2006-03-15, 12:58 PM
C'mon now, that would mean I have to actually do something.

Lazy. Beotch!
GutterMind
2006-03-15, 05:19 PM
Just to clarify Techniplex's response, Platinum is a premier strip-club in Memphis with the finest bitches in town. Jaywags is this biggest fag bar. So which will it be, does Kenpo get a female stripper or a male stripper. HIS FATE IS IN YOUR HANDS!!!

And by the way, you guys will be happy to know that I just purchased 2000 paintballs to decorate his car this Saturday at the wedding. I will try to post some pics early next week.
JRwakebord
2006-03-15, 06:24 PM
You are my fucking hero.
glory_gamer
2006-03-15, 06:30 PM
So do i get a stripper at my wedding>?
Titusfied
2006-03-16, 06:11 AM
Glory and kampo are going to give each other lap dances!!
glory_gamer
2006-03-16, 12:38 PM
Thats weak titus, i know you could do alot better.
JRwakebord
2006-03-16, 12:59 PM
So do i get a stripper at my wedding>?


Yes, me. :killgrin:
Willkillforfood
2006-03-16, 11:26 PM
Stripper=no renewed vowels, but a fresh divorce.
Titusfied
2006-03-17, 06:51 AM
Indeed. Then do it! Make her strip, then fuck her, then beat the living piss out of her and take all her money! Hahahaahaaha! I only did that twice, but it was so fun, and rewarding! Then again, I'm a scumbag that will be in hell. :)
JRwakebord
2006-03-17, 02:48 PM
Stop confusing GTA with real life.
GutterMind
2006-03-17, 05:12 PM
Okay, let me get this straight:
1. Glory is kenpo's stripper
2. JR is glory's stripper
3. Titus had 2 strippers, beat the piss out of them, but doesn't get a third one
4. Willkill fucks himself in the ass
I think I got it!!!
JRwakebord
2006-03-17, 08:58 PM
That's perfect!
GutterMind
2006-03-17, 09:08 PM
Where would Petey fit in to all of this?
glory_gamer
2006-03-17, 10:00 PM
5. petey is glory's bitch till the day he dies. but even then he will still be glory's bitch.