Member's Stats

[glory_gamer]

Okay, here are the stats of each member of the clan. The stats take awhile to download, so if you aren't up here yet give myself and sue some time. This is Sue typing by the way.

Player: Glory Gamer
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 1525
Total Kills: 17291
Average Kills: 11.34
Assist Avg: 3.68
Total Deaths: 17120
Death Average: 11.23
Kill2death Ratio: 1.01
Hit Percentage: 34.37%
Headshot Avg: 5.36
Medal Avg: 5.53


Player: Claudio666 (Sue_13)
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 1359
Total Kills: 17242
Average Kills: 12.69
Assist Avg: 3.45
Total Deaths: 12706
Death Average: 9.35
Kill2death Ratio: 1.36
Hit Percentage: 41.10%
Headshot Avg: 5.42
Medal Avg: 4.44

Player: Titusfied
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 1454
Total Kills: 14348
Average Kills: 9.87
Assist Avg: 3.3
Total Deaths: 13713
Death Average: 9.43
Kill2death Ratio: 1.05
Hit Percentage: None
Headshot Avg: None
Medal Avg: None

Player: Gruesomebody
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 2797
Total Kills: 35005
Average Kills: 12.52
Assist Avg: 3.54
Total Deaths: 29342
Death Average: 10.49
Kill2death Ratio: 1.19
Hit Percentage: None
Headshot Avg: None
Medal Avg: None


Player: Tidus2005
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 424
Total Kills: 4144
Average Kills: 9.77
Assist Avg: 3.61
Total Deaths: 4616
Death Average: 10.89
Kill2death Ratio: .90
Hit Percentage: %32.43
Headshot Avg: 1.25
Medal Avg: 1.83

Player: Jrwakebord
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 271
Total Kills: 2748
Average Kills: 10.14
Assist Avg: 3.74
Total Deaths: 2860
Death Average: 10.55
Kill2death Ratio: .96
Hit Percentage: %40.4
Headshot Avg: 1.4
Medal Avg: 1.6

Player: Pfc Delong
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 167
Total Kills: 1388
Average Kills: 8.31
Assist Avg: 3.1
Total Deaths: 1720
Death Average: 10.3
Kill2death Ratio: .81
Hit Percentage: None
Headshot Avg: None
Medal Avg: None

Player: Pfc Smith
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 599
Total Kills: 7997
Average Kills: 13.35
Assist Avg: 3.63
Total Deaths: 5657
Death Average: 9.44
Kill2death Ratio: 1.41
Hit Percentage: None
Headshot Avg: None
Medal Avg: None


Player: GutterMind
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 630
Total Kills: 2695
Average Kills: 4.28
Assist Avg: 2.07
Total Deaths: 6067
Death Average: 9.63
Kill To Death Ratio: .44
Hit Percentage: %30.98
Headshot Avg: 1
Medal Avg: 3.01

Player: Petey35
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 835
Total Kills: 8930
Average Kills: 10.69
Assist Avg: 3.44
Total Deaths: 9281
Death Average: 11.11
Killeath Ratio: .96
Hit Percentage: %41.09
Headshot Avg: 4.67
Medal Avg: 5.89

Player: UR GaMe OvEr22
Playlist: Team Slayer
Total Games: 533
Total Kills: 4930
Average Kills: 9.25
Assist Avg: 2.22
Total Deaths: 5012
Death Average: 9.4
Kill To Death Ratio: .98
Hit Percentage: %34.78
Headshot Avg: 2.6
Medal Avg: 6.2

[Titusfied]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to improve upon my stats.. How do I have none for hit %, head shots, and medals??

[sue_13]

For some reason, yours just showed up 0.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to improve upon my stats.. How do I have none for hit %, head shots, and medals??
Because you suck worse then GutterMind and Kenpo teamed up.

Ziiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggg!!!

[kenpo sensei]

Nice shot! I think.

[Willkillforfood]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to improve upon my stats.. How do I have none for hit %, head shots, and medals??

You're a noob.

[glory_gamer]

Well i can look yours up. O wait!

[Willkillforfood]

:P. I just don't like playing consoles. I played it on the PC and really wasn't all that impressed with it so I haven't messed with it since. It's okay that some of you are noobs. It just means you don't have a lot of time to practice video games.

[JRwakebord]

I played it on the PC and really wasn't all that impressed with it so I haven't messed with it since.


Halo 2 isn't out for the PC. noob.

[Willkillforfood]

Halo Combat Evolved or whatever. Sorry that it's not halo 2 but it doesn't make much difference. I've played both on them console on quite a few occasions and they all are the same :P. Dual-wielding is not gonna make or break a game to me x_X.

[JRwakebord]

There is a HUGE difference between the two of them: Xbox Live. It's the reason that we still play it. The matchmaking system is brilliant for the most part, and the almost infinite variations of gameplay (especially with custom games) keep things constantly new. The single player campaign may not be that different, but who still plays the Halo2 single player anyway?

[Willkillforfood]

I've played on XBOX Live too. Bleh@paying for something I can get on the computer for free :P.

[glory_gamer]

Wow JR i did miss you.
Also i think you just sucked at it so your just going to say things like " wasnt impressed" But translated " I fucking suck ass at this game and want to suck on glorys balls" :cry:

[kenpo sensei]

Thats a nice way to say welcome back JR.

[Willkillforfood]

Poor Glory just has a crush on JR.

[JRwakebord]

That's an understatement. Glory is is love with me.

[glory_gamer]

Wow i am sry that you are hated.
If no guys like you and no girls like you, well i guess you'll be spending alot of time getting to know your hands.

[GutterMind]

Maybe willkill can learn to suck himself off, then he will have something to do besides fuck-up our forum...

[Sum Yung Guy]

The reason I allow non members to post here: This shit is entertaining to read.

[Willkillforfood]

Maybe willkill can learn to suck himself off, then he will have something to do besides fuck-up our forum...

Have any tips?

It's also funny because Glory's basically saying he'll take being gay over nothing. I love it. Glory, Gutter will give you tips on giving head that he has picked up over his years of auto-fellatio.

[glory_gamer]

Nope, I said noting about love. i am saying u have nothing better to do.
B/c 1 you have no friends and 2 no one likes you.

[JRwakebord]

It's also funny because Glory's basically saying he'll take being gay over nothing.


The way you wrote that, it sounds like you're saying being gay is a bad thing. :confused:

[glory_gamer]

Yea he is the guy who would take a shot in the mouth for a couple miles.

[GutterMind]

Could someone invite Willkill to the summer get-together. I would love to meet him in person. I think I would enjoy it very much. That way, when he posts stupid remarks on our forum, it wouldn't bother us because we would know his time is coming... Willkill, find another hobby before you find yourself being tracked-down. You can't always hide behind your computer!

[Titusfied]

And this just confirms my theory that Smith is the best Halo 2 GOD in the whole wide world! The entire whole wide world. Even Canada!

[GutterMind]

WOW - Even Canada. Now that's impressive!

[glory_gamer]

I miss smith and delong.
It was always fun playing with them.
It was always fun when they got drunk and played.
They fucked with so many ppl.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Oh dont worry when we are back we will probally be wasted for a month straight... because you know we will need to do some catch up drinking heh heh heh

[JRwakebord]

I miss smith and delong.
It was always fun playing with them.
It was always fun when they got drunk and played.
They fucked with so many ppl.


That will be me tonight.

[Titusfied]

Man, I have too much fucking going on anymore.. I need to clear my schedule and make some Halo time.. :(

[Willkillforfood]

The way you wrote that, it sounds like you're saying being gay is a bad thing. :confused:

Or you could say I was calling him gay or gay curious.

Could someone invite Willkill to the summer get-together. I would love to meet him in person. I think I would enjoy it very much. That way, when he posts stupid remarks on our forum, it wouldn't bother us because we would know his time is coming... Willkill, find another hobby before you find yourself being tracked-down. You can't always hide behind your computer!

Bring it, bitch. ;).

[glory_gamer]

Yea willkill i am curious about being gay. To be striaght with you . I want you so bad and when i am done fucking you i am going to donkeypunch you.

[JRwakebord]

Bring it, bitch. ;).


Careful what you wish for, I have a feeling our entire clan would be teaming up against you.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Yea, and our clan has alot of real life firepower... I mean we have 2 guys in the army, one in the police... and all the rest of them can make bombs with bottles of liqour.

[JRwakebord]

And don't forget our ability to hit people with various blunt objects!

[GutterMind]

And we can type gramatically correct while telling you to go fuck yourself!

[Willkillforfood]

when you combine your rings does SYG come out?

[JRwakebord]

No, just Captain Planet, as per usual.

[Titusfied]

Obviously!

[Willkillforfood]

SYG=captain planet. Mullet and all.

[GutterMind]

You really are that fucking stupid!!!

[gruesomeBODY]

I believe it

[Willkillforfood]

You really are that fucking stupid!!!

If I put more than one exclamation point behind my shit maybe more people will like me!!!

[gruesomeBODY]

If I put more than one exclamation point behind my shit maybe more people will like me!!!
Just Maybe :rolleyes: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glory_gamer]

Or if u stop being a bitch more ppl will like u?

[Willkillforfood]

Lol. I was being nice on a few posts and just got flamed for no reason. No reason to try, Glory ;).

[GutterMind]

It's your lie, so tell it anyway you want.

[Willkillforfood]

Yea, sure ;).

[glory_gamer]

GutterMind said:
You really are that fucking stupid!!!


Willkillforfood said:
If I put more than one exclamation point behind my shit maybe more people will like me!!!
If thats your way at being nice then we have a Great President and you have alot of friends.

[Willkillforfood]

I do actually have friends :p. I didn't mean in that instance anyways. I'm never nice to Gutter.

[GutterMind]

Who fucking cares?

[Willkillforfood]

Aww, getting tired, friend?

[kenpo sensei]

Like getting under Gutter skin do you.

[Willkillforfood]

Eh, it gets old :P. Oh well *shrugs*.

[GutterMind]

Aww, getting tired, friend?
Here's the way I see it. When you were a baby shitting in your diaper and wiping it on your face, I was buying my first home. By the time you were in kindergarten, I was married with my first child, and I owned my own business. Now you are 19, trying to get through college. I own two successful business, have three wonderful kids (who have a total of 3 xbox's and 1 xbox 360, a PS2, a gamecube, 6 computers on a network better than your school has, and go to the best private school in town) and I live a wonderful life. I have a very beautiful home in the country and have nice cars. I am both rich and wealthy, and God has been vey good to me. By the time you are trying to figure out which student loan to pay-off, I will be able to retire and live the life of relaxation (and play more xbox live). The only thing I am tired of is you thinking you even fucking bother me! What I do or say here is strickly for my "personal entertainment" and the good friends I have made in the clan. You are neither to me!
Any questions?

[Willkillforfood]

No questions needed :P. Mm, really surprising though. I didn't expect you to have 3 kids and to be an entrepreneur. That's really a risky endeavour and it's good that it's paid off for you. I'm not gonna make something offensive. It gets old to keep being mean to people because really I don't like doing that in general. Time to stop being a synic. Kudos on your happiness. I wish everyone could find their place so well.

[Titusfied]

I don't like the new you..

FUCK OFF BITCH NIGGA!

[sue_13]

Guttermind FTW.

[Willkillforfood]

I don't like the new you..

FUCK OFF BITCH NIGGA!

I'm sensitive and have needs! :P.

[glory_gamer]

This is new?
I think he needs a shoulder to cry on?
Anytakers?
Maybe someday you will have my respect willkill and be a person i could trust like the rest of this clan.
Till then Gutter FTW!

[Willkillforfood]

Nah, I don't need a shoulder. I was kidding around. I don't need to get involved in another game ...got that niche filled up right now so don't worry about me trying that :).

[gruesomeBODY]

Wow that was a turn i didnt see coming!

[Titusfied]

Yeah, him turning over a new leaf sucks....

[Willkillforfood]

You know ...I'm just an ass sometimes online. Never really that way in person :P. That's why I quit doing it :P.

[glory_gamer]

Well I am an asshole in real life.
Ask sue.

[Titusfied]

No, sue only knows what your asshole feels like. Those are two totally separate entities.

[GutterMind]

Another discussion I don't think I want to talk about. If sue and glory want to talk about their assholes, then they should do it elsewhere!!!

[kenpo sensei]

Butt buddies maybe?

[Willkillforfood]

Butt buddies maybe?

Is the 'maybe?' really needed? :P

[GutterMind]

Is the 'maybe?' really needed? :P

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Titusfied]

Alright, lets get back to member stat maybe... Where is the program that is used to get these stats? Is there a way to get these stats for JUST a week of gaming?

[glory_gamer]

i think there is and the program is in another thread