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Medieval Bob
2006-03-10, 09:08 AM
Pay homage.
Lenny
2006-03-10, 09:24 AM
They say the first Solar Eclipse happened when Chuck Norris challenged the Sun to a staring competition.
RoboticSilence
2006-03-10, 10:09 AM
Nothing says Happy Birthday Chuck! Like this picture:

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000063WJV.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
!King_Amazon!
2006-03-10, 10:37 AM
Merry Christmas.
Sum Yung Guy
2006-03-10, 12:08 PM
God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Rurouni Storm
2006-03-10, 12:42 PM
Just remember to never park in handicap spaces. Those are reserved only for Chuck and you WILL be handicapped if you park there.
Lenny
2006-03-10, 01:18 PM
Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Acer
2006-03-10, 01:22 PM
those dumbass jokes never fail to make me laugh
Lenny
2006-03-10, 01:26 PM
A couple of them are funny. :)

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Acer
2006-03-10, 01:43 PM
lol at the last one
sciencekid
2006-03-10, 02:49 PM
hmmmm the link didn't work, it kept on saying that it couldn't find the server
Dar_Win
2006-03-10, 02:59 PM
If Chuck Norris ever dies, it will stop time.
Acer
2006-03-10, 03:31 PM
my fav one still is "Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus"
Mantralord
2006-03-10, 03:57 PM
In A.D. 2101, people are still making stupid All Your Base and Chuck Norris references.
Lenny
2006-03-10, 04:59 PM
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
kockblocker1
2006-03-10, 05:19 PM
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Sum Yung Guy
2006-03-10, 05:25 PM
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Mortal Kombat originally featured 'Chuckality' where Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the loser. That was removed because Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the beta testers from within the game.

(I made that one up)
kockblocker1
2006-03-10, 05:46 PM
All this Chuck Norris stuff originates from those Walker Texas Ranger clips Conan used to do all the time right?


Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Sovereign
2006-03-10, 06:20 PM
Mr Norris is getting old!

Wonder if conan will do something special tonight.
Great-Thanatos
2006-03-10, 08:08 PM
Mr Norris is getting old!

Wonder if conan will do something special tonight.
I wonder.....
KagomJack
2006-03-10, 10:14 PM
You know what. I did it. I barely made it though. I begged to not die, but got this from the master!

http://www.chucknorris.com/
Sovereign
2006-03-11, 12:47 AM
He personally welcomed me. I'm honored
Grav
2006-03-11, 10:42 AM
In A.D. 2101, people are still making stupid All Your Base and Chuck Norris references.
I just laughed my ASS off.
Dar_Win
2006-03-11, 11:19 AM
Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. o_O o_O o_O

Chuck Norris can beat Asians at karate.
Jamesadin
2006-03-11, 03:42 PM
Everyone should watch "Sidekicks" to honour the occasion. If you don't own it, rent it. Its the best Chuck movie... Other than Delta Force, of course.
RoboticSilence
2006-03-11, 04:05 PM
I am watching "An Eye for an Eye"... the TV channel seems to be a day off on their airing though.
Sum Yung Guy
2006-03-11, 04:15 PM
Chuck's real name is Carlos.
Sovereign
2006-03-11, 06:06 PM
His movies are Le Bore.
Lenny
2006-03-17, 01:18 PM
Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris facts:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19060/The_Chuck_Norris_Facts.html?autoplay=true