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[gruesomeBODY]

Like i said before, i want to get this part of the forum growing. I already have spoken to a few friends, and have them applying here soon. I think it will be about 4 or 5 of them, including TheIrishCarBomb, and a close friend that some of you have spoken too before. He just got the 360 and Halo 2 so as soon as the internet starts working, he will be playing. He will also continue playing over the summer so we will have another regular on LIVE.

Basically, im asking all of you to get your friends on the forum and just post, whether they like Halo or not. Lets try to get this section bigger then all of the other sections. It would be ammusing to see this forum transform from DII to Halo 2 and Halo 3. Lets also set up a basic stats section so that when Halo 3 comes out, that more people can see we are actually not joking around and join. Lets make the Dragoons a top 100 clan.

[sue_13]

I've said things to Harris trying to get him to post here again and it's not happening. We need to bring Tommy around and get him to be a regular.

[glory_gamer]

Ill talk to him.
Ill look into the Program u wanted me to find.
Also i should be able to get more ppl when i get to UC.(If i dont get shot)
ill help in anyway i can.

[Titusfied]

Well, I think first and foremost, I HAVE TO START PLAYING AGAIN!

[kenpo sensei]

Well, I think first and foremost, I HAVE TO START PLAYING AGAIN!
Hey theres a good idea Titus, start playing again.

[gruesomeBODY]

Yea that might have to happen for most of us

[sue_13]

Yeah, stop working out so damn much and play Halo with us. We have been playing like every evening from like 8pm- 2am or somewhere in that time frame.

[kenpo sensei]

Me to, I just still suck at it.

[Titusfied]

Damn man, I'm really going to try to make an effort again! Starting.... Sunday? No, Monday! (Sorry, but I already know I'm booked solid until next week already.. SHIT)

[GutterMind]

Hey kenpo, why don't you try to get your one friend to join the.....never mind, I am already here. Kidding aside, I have a friend who is in the clan and I will try to get him involved. He sits at his computer most of the day away, and gets paid to do it. Plus, he is a great meatshield like kenpo. His gamertag is Techniplex.

[GutterMind]

Okay guys, I got Techniplex to join in. You guys will love fucking with him.

[sue_13]

I was wondering who that guy was.

[GutterMind]

Good friend of mine, but I give him more shit than I ever thought of throwing at kenpo.

[glory_gamer]

Nice, 2 bad your boys didnt enjoy the clan.

[gruesomeBODY]

Glad to see out peon going out of his way to gain more members. Bonus points for you.

[kenpo sensei]

Yep, he needs all the points he can get. MEATSHIELD

[glory_gamer]

We are on a points system now!!!!

[gruesomeBODY]

Yea didnt you hear?

[Draco2003]

I would like to join in this clan. Even if it is as a meat shield. I would actually perfer to be a meat shield, because the only thing I am good at is sniping...which people seem to cry about. I do it right now in matchmaking. If there is someone cappin' on a teammate, I get in the way, and fireback, and if I die, at least my "buddy" has gotten away to score, or finish of the kill or whatever...

The only problem is I have 2 other brothers that play with my account as well. One is the Steel spartan with a Yin Yang I think...(he always changes it) and the other is a pink and purple smiley face. Mine, I am an Elite, and I have just a solid color. I tried finding you guys on live a couple times, but you guys probably always play custom games...

Anywho......if anyone is promoted and their is an opening for meatshield, I am always available....on weekends only(fri, sat, sun) my parents don't let me play during the week.....:(

[kenpo sensei]

Whats the point system about?

[sue_13]

We don't actually have a point system kenpo.

Draco, we'd be more than glad to have you. We play matchmaking pretty much all the time. However, right now we are working on getting people to play more often so we don't always have a ton of people online. Me and Glory have been playing nearly every night though. What is your gamertag? Myself and Glory will look you up and once you are in the Clan everyone's account names will be right there.

About the other people on your account thing, that shouldn't be a problem. We'll just let you send us a message first when you get on and we'll then know it is you. More members are always welcome. Especially Zel members.

[Draco2003]

Cool...I just got back from lunch.

My Gamertag is ColdBloodDraco....and not for the Harry Potter franchise, but for the dragon constellation. I first heard about it when I saw Dragonheart...a really long time ago...Pronounced D-ray-koh, not Dr-a(long)-koh....people always get this messed up....anyways...just clarifying that.....and am I going to get an initiation slaughtering or something...like joining a fraternity.....some brutal, near impossible test that I am meant to fail in....but mysteriously pass....

One more little thing...if you see my gamertag playing Conker: Live and Reloaded...that's my brothers....I can't stand the people that I ran across the 2 times I played....so I quit...just a heads up...

[glory_gamer]

Well to join all u need to know is this one rule- Petey is the clan bitch.
Cant wait to play some matchmaking with you. Also with the meat shield thing, The way you put it was something like i do. Ill jump in the way of a friend if need be to save them, but i usally get the kill. I Like getting to know everyone in the clan.

[GutterMind]

And kenpo is the official clan Meatshield and also a Bitch!!!

[gruesomeBODY]

I wish i could play but ill be away in canada get wasted. Once easter hits, ill be playing everynight and mostly everyday lol. Cant wait to see how much better all of u have gotten and see if anybody has surpassed me

[glory_gamer]

Well ill surpass you. If you want someone to?

[sue_13]

I'm glad you are modest Gruesome.

[tidus2005]

i am actually getting worse the more i play. As of late i cant seem to fucking kill anyone. That and i have the worst possible spawning luck. ill record a match some time and show you that i spawn then in less than 1 second i die again. it is really starting to piss me off.

[kenpo sensei]

Tidus, I did notice that happening to both of us last night. It was pissing me off.

[Titusfied]

I'm gonna start playing mor often next week. Awesome, we got another member in Draco! I'd like to see a sniper contest between sue, gruesome, and Draco now (I think sue and gruesome are our best snipes).

[GutterMind]

Tidus, I did notice that happening to both of us last night. It was pissing me off.
It is a marketing ploy by Bungie and Live. The more you get killed, the more you want to play again and win. Next thing you know, you're renewing your Live subscription. Chi-ching!!!!

[gruesomeBODY]

I renewed because i dint know how to cancel it. Then i met all of u and now look at me, knee deep and still walking farther out

[GutterMind]

That is also part of the scheme. Make it easy to sign-up and impossible to cancel.

[glory_gamer]

I dont think sue is sniping like he was in the past.

[GutterMind]

Everyone just needs some practice.

[JRwakebord]

I barely get to play anymore, so when I finally get back on LIVE things should be interesting. Not many of my friends around here play, but when I hang out with those that do, I'll try to get 2v1 team slayer going, me by myself. Last game was 50-7, me.

[glory_gamer]

yea i think u might want to find ppl a little better then that.

[kenpo sensei]

Can't wait for you to get back on JR. Its been hard getting people on to play.

[JRwakebord]

I'll be on tonight and almost constantly from now until saturday.

[Titusfied]

Man, I really gotta get on this week then!

[kenpo sensei]

I'll be on tonight and almost constantly from now until saturday.
I will try and get on after Karate. Will be after 10pm your time though before I can do it.

[Titusfied]

Damn, I must have just missed you..

[GutterMind]

Nice, 2 bad your boys didnt enjoy the clan.
Yes, but the way we talk I'm not sure if my boys (ages 11 and 12) need to be introduced to the things we discuss. At least not for a little while longer.

[glory_gamer]

Well they are always welcome to join.

[JRwakebord]

GUtter's got a point. We're pretty filthy minded.

[glory_gamer]

But still very welcome to join.

[JRwakebord]

We'll break them in gently. Maybe.

[Titusfied]

GUtter's got a point. We're pretty filthy minded.

FUCK YOU IN ASS! Homo-faggoty cum in butt glory hole skank hoe bitch that we run train on during Halo and BJs!!

Wait..? :confused:

[sue_13]

Show your kids that post. See what they think.

[Willkillforfood]

When do I get my honorary membership?

[glory_gamer]

When you stop being a cheap ass and go buy a x-box halo2 and x-box live.

[Titusfied]

Cheapizoid!

[JRwakebord]

When do I get my honorary membership?


According to my calculations, never.

[Willkillforfood]

I have an xbox actually, and a headset :O. Just no xbox live. I even have halo2.

[sue_13]

50 dollars a year and you could be golden.

[Willkillforfood]

Bleh, I play too many games as it is.

[Titusfied]

But Halo 2 tops them ALL. Them ALL I tell you! ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111eleven

[Willkillforfood]

Ehh, dunno about that. I must say I did meet some interesting people on there :P. The most memorable were the racists and homophobes.

[JRwakebord]

That's approximately half of the people who play Xbox Live.

[GutterMind]

Show your kids that post. See what they think.
I did, and my twelve-year-old said he has heard worse than that in first grade. Better try harder next time.

Also, I really enjoy playing Halo and talking shit with you guys, but no way does willfuck get any kind of membership! NO WAY. NEVER. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. NOT IF HIS MOTHER LICKED MY BALLS WHILE SUCKING MY COCK. PLAIN AND SIMPLE, NO!!!

[JRwakebord]

I think Gutter has a crush on WillKill!

[GutterMind]

I do!!!

[Willkillforfood]

I did, and my twelve-year-old said he has heard worse than that in first grade. Better try harder next time.

Also, I really enjoy playing Halo and talking shit with you guys, but no way does willfuck get any kind of membership! NO WAY. NEVER. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. NOT IF HIS MOTHER LICKED MY BALLS WHILE SUCKING MY COCK. PLAIN AND SIMPLE, NO!!!

You have as much say-so as Saddam Hussein at a KKK rally. No, I will not make out with you.

[JRwakebord]

That didn't even make sense.

[Willkillforfood]

That didn't even make sense.

He doesn't have shit say-so. I can't believe I had to explain that to you.

[GutterMind]

We will see....

[Willkillforfood]

I'm sure.

[kenpo sensei]

JR, Captain Morgan time!

[JRwakebord]

Oh been there buddy. Threw a kegger last night and I am still feeling it.

[gruesomeBODY]

I understand how you feel, but still, nobody will ever experience a full day and a half hangover, to the point where i couldnt eat, or move for that matter.

[kenpo sensei]

Nor good there Gruesome, thats a little to much.

[Titusfied]

I've many a days like that Gruesome. It just means you are a true party animal and your liver would be better off if it was penetrated with a pencil and the lead tip fell off in the middle.

[gruesomeBODY]

HAHAHAHAHA, yea thats the feeling. Its not really fun at all.

[Titusfied]

What do you mean? I love when I used to get stabbed in my liver with a pencil. Now pens... THAT'S a different story..

[kenpo sensei]

OK, Titus is into that pain thing.

[sue_13]

Nope, he's into choking bitches.

[kenpo sensei]

That could be painful

[Titusfied]

Yeha, but fun! I guess I'm a massochist with a sadistic mind.

[kenpo sensei]

I think your right.

[Willkillforfood]

Yeha, but fun! I guess I'm a massochist with a sadistic mind.

Hopefully your fetishes don't hurt anyone, including yourself.

[gruesomeBODY]

I wish i could warn him that he is turning into another Jeffery Damar, but until he eats one of his choked out chicks bodies, we cant do anything.

Oh and by the way, my liver probably has shut down from one night of drinking. THe pen destroyed any hope of me ever drinking again.

[Willkillforfood]

Strangulation is not the way to die ><.

[gruesomeBODY]

Its like when you swim and need air, except worse.

[Titusfied]

Don't know it till you try it. That's all I have to say. I'm into some kinky shit with my bitches, and it's fun as shit!

[sue_13]

It's not about the butt pleasures at all.

[Titusfied]

I love getting my asshole fingered! Holy shit, I blow my load like 4 feet high!

[GutterMind]

I love getting my asshole fingered! Holy shit, I blow my load like 4 feet high!
I was going to join in on the discussion, but after that statement, what the fuck could I say?

[gruesomeBODY]

AHHAHAHA now that is a mental picture i never want to have again.

[glory_gamer]

I'll join in on the discussion.
Impressive!
That is all.

[sue_13]

I'll join in on the discussion.
Impressive!
That is all.

Ban Glory.

[gruesomeBODY]

Holy Shit i feel so violated. Im actually crying

[GutterMind]

Temp ban for glory... anyway, yeah I think I found a video of Titus on the internet. Make sure the sound is up.

Titus' Video (http://www.meatspin.com)

Okay. That was just uncalled for. That was......Nevermind!

[glory_gamer]

Not clickin on it!

[gruesomeBODY]

I say temp ban claudio for that

[GutterMind]

I don't know which was worse: Titus's "old faithful" trick or sue having that "link".

Side Note: DON'T CLICK THE LINK - IT FUCKING SUCKED!!!!!

(Nice job changing my shit - bitch)

[gruesomeBODY]

You know u like it Gutter, as does Harris and Petey and JR

[Willkillforfood]

Not going to click on it ...nor would I ever click anything titusfied linked ><.

[sue_13]

I highly suggest you follow Gutter's advice and click the link. <3

[gruesomeBODY]

Yea its a good laugh, and the post was made by Sue, not titus

[GutterMind]

I highly suggest you follow Gutter's advice and click the link. <3
Kiss my ass Sue....Don't abuse your mod privledges!

[Titusfied]

Yeah, I didn't place the link. I can't view it though, work filters...

[gruesomeBODY]

Because you really want to see that again....

[sue_13]

You laughed at it Gutter! Don't lie!

[GutterMind]

Fair Enough....

[sue_13]

I hope Titus finally saw it. He was my original target. BABY GORILLA!

[JRwakebord]

OH GOD MY EYES!!!


All humanoids in posted or linked to pictures or sites must be clothed.


Nice job breaking the rules, Mr. Mod. You may want to get rid of that one.

[glory_gamer]

You didnt say anything when I posted those nude pic Of ME?!

[gruesomeBODY]

When was this????

[Titusfied]

Oh good God, I just watched it.. I sat through about 15 spins, in awe....

[gruesomeBODY]

HAHAHAHA. "Mikey, I think he likes it!"

[GutterMind]

When was this????

Why in hell are you asking him when he posted naked pics of himself. Do you want to see them or something?

[gruesomeBODY]

yep i do

[GutterMind]

This explains a lot to me - now I see clearly...

[gruesomeBODY]

Now that you know my secret, u must DIE

[glory_gamer]

i can see clearly now that the rain is gone.

[gruesomeBODY]

Yep the rain has cleared

[glory_gamer]

But you still need a paper bag for the one girl.

[GutterMind]

Get an umbrella and shut the fuck up....