Karate Tournament

[kenpo sensei]

I have a tournament this weekend. Everyone wish me luck on it.

[RoboticSilence]

What events are you doing?

Edit: I also assume you take "Kenpo" but I know there are many different Kenpo styles. Which exactly are you taking?

[sue_13]

Kick someone in the face and then when they go down give them a leg drop.

[gruesomeBODY]

While fighting, think of Gutter

[Titusfied]

Break a leg!

[GutterMind]

While fighting, think of Gutter
Yea, think of me me kicking your old ass around the dojo. That should help you in your quest for the "jacket"!!!!
Oh, and by the way kenpo, we are having a paintball match on Saturday, March 18th, so make sure to remember to be available in the morning time. You may want to tell Gurley about it too. Oh, don't forget to bring your bullet-proof vest, YOU WILL NEED IT!!!

[glory_gamer]

Good luck father.

[gruesomeBODY]

Kenpo is going to get powned by gutter. Its going to be awesome

[Titusfied]

Yeah it is! Yeah I am! Yeah what's who?

When?

:confused:

[kenpo sensei]

I take Okinawa Kenpo Karate Kabudo. I will be competing in Open hand Kata, weapons and Fighting. I enjoy the compitition but think I'm getting old for fighting, but I cant stop doing it cause I like it so much. It just sucks when I get injured, like when I seperated my shoulder.

[RoboticSilence]

I took Shaolin Kenpo for 4 years (left 1/3 of the way to my 2nd Deg Black Belt) but for some reason I lost interest. I always enjoyed the tournaments though. Good luck!

[kenpo sensei]

I took Shaolin Kenpo for 4 years (left 1/3 of the way to my 2nd Deg Black Belt) but for some reason I lost interest. I always enjoyed the tournaments though. Good luck!
Thanks, to back you got out of it. Maybe some day you can get back into some type of martial arts.

[Acer]

no, when you drop someone and they're down... the only humane thing to do is tea bag em

[Titusfied]

I agree.

100%

[GutterMind]

I take Okinawa Kenpo Karate Kabudo. I will be competing in Open hand Kata, weapons and Fighting. I enjoy the compitition but think I'm getting old for fighting, but I cant stop doing it cause I like it so much. It just sucks when I get injured, like when I seperated my shoulder.
Don't worry kenpo, I won't hurt you again like the shoulder incident...

[kenpo sensei]

You wish Gutter.

[GutterMind]

Aparently old age has brought on short-term memory loss.

[RoboticSilence]

I have been considering Krav Maga (I have some limited knowledge from the end of my previous training) and it just so happens there is a dojo around the corner from my apartment. Alas, I can't afford to pay for classes now.

[glory_gamer]

So what jacket will this one make?

[kenpo sensei]

Come on down I'll train you for free. This will be jacket number 7 or 8.

[glory_gamer]

Well atleast u wont get cold.

[GutterMind]

He might....

[tidus2005]

i hope chuck norris shows up and kicks your ass. Or maybe jet li and they film it so i can watch kenpo get his ass kicked.

[kenpo sensei]

i hope chuck norris shows up and kicks your ass. Or maybe jet li and they film it so i can watch kenpo get his ass kicked.
Or maybe you can show up and kick my ass?

[GutterMind]

Maybe kenpo will get confused like he normally does and kick his own ass.

[gruesomeBODY]

HAHAHA i coughed up a lung on that one

[kenpo sensei]

That would be good.

[tidus2005]

no i couldnt show up and kick your ass in the karate tournament, but how do you feel about a spelling bee?

[GutterMind]

That would be good.
It might be reality!

[glory_gamer]

Or a who can look more like big foot contest.

[kenpo sensei]

OK. It went pretty good for me at the tournament. I got 1st in Kata, 1st in Weapons, and 1st in Fighting. One of my adault students vedeo taped some of the stuff but I dont know how much he got. I'll try and get some and put it on here. Thanks everyone. I'm in first place for another Grandchampion.

[Titusfied]

Awesome, you kicked ass. Now bow to me, for I am far superior!

[kenpo sensei]

WAKE-UP Titus...

[Titusfied]

j00 will bow 2 meh!!! i em haxx0r! BOW@ ME BITCH!@

[GutterMind]

Kenpo is in the running for the grand championship, but still would lose the spelling bee and might win the big-foot look alike contest.

[Willkillforfood]

I take Okinawa Kenpo Karate Kabudo. I will be competing in Open hand Kata, weapons and Fighting. I enjoy the compitition but think I'm getting old for fighting, but I cant stop doing it cause I like it so much. It just sucks when I get injured, like when I seperated my shoulder.

http://www.fitnessfirst.cc/pilates.html

Look at the picture of the guy at age 57. He was in better shape than anyone I know and I'm 19. If you slow down that's when you get old.

[GutterMind]

None of us want to look at the pic you stare at while masterbating, dumb ass!

[Willkillforfood]

Oh so you do think about me masturbating. I had assumed as much but yea ...you're weird.

[GutterMind]

In your dreams, bitch!

And by the way, for the rest of you guys, I thought you might enjoy a couple of pics from kenpo's tournament....

[glory_gamer]

I enjoyed the captions on the pic gutter.

[JRwakebord]

Captions ftw!!

[GutterMind]

Glad you enjoyed them. After tonight, I will post some pics of kenpo's wedding!!!

[Willkillforfood]

In your dreams, bitch!

And by the way, for the rest of you guys, I thought you might enjoy a couple of pics from kenpo's tournament....

You're a true comedian...

[glory_gamer]

Canadian?

[GutterMind]

Maybe Caribbean?

[JRwakebord]

Captain Morgan?

[Willkillforfood]

Yea, or maybe the word I said x_X.

[GutterMind]

Maybe you don't say anything!

[Titusfied]

Cowabunga dude!

[Adrenachrome]

http://karatekidiidrum.ytmnd.com/

[Titusfied]

Dude, I fucking LOVE your sig...

[sue_13]

I do too. That's funny as hell.

[Titusfied]

Holy shit, I seriously just stared at it for like 5 minutes, straight laughing my ass off at work!

[Adrenachrome]

lol it gets to me sometimes too

[GutterMind]

I agree. Very funny!

[Adrenachrome]

My homeboy is on xbox live, he's either LIT GAMBINO or LITGAMBINO I dunno but talk some shit to him or prank him or something if possible

Tell him you want to get in Phay's(his girlfriend) guts, and record it for me to relish in

[gruesomeBODY]

HAHA i didnt realize that his sig was moving, mainly cause im an idiot, but wow. Awesome, and i want to hear you guys rail on his friend. You should record it for the future.

[glory_gamer]

Will look into it.

[sue_13]

Next time I'm on, I'll definitely piss him off. I love talking about people's women on there. Anyone remember "ARippedBeast?" when he was playing with his wife as a guest?

[gruesomeBODY]

I do that might have been the funniest thing i ever heard. That guy ripped on Glory though. Oh well, who doesnt?

[GutterMind]

Make sure to invite me. I love to get in on the "rip" action!!!

[sue_13]

Yeah, he has GAY in his name. How can you not rag on him a bit.

[glory_gamer]

There was no ripping on Glory that night.

[JRwakebord]

Next time I'm on, I'll definitely piss him off. I love talking about people's women on there. Anyone remember "ARippedBeast?" when he was playing with his wife as a guest?


BEST. GAME. EVER.


Claudio: "Dude, your icon is a pink background with big-ass red lips? Real fucking masculine, dude. I should fucking slap you, you pussy"

ARippedBeast: "That's my wife, jackass"

Glory: "I bet I can fit three fingers in her ass."

[gruesomeBODY]

Awesome memory

[glory_gamer]

And i could to!
(I also have big hands.)

[gruesomeBODY]

The big hands part is not good for her banana hands.

[Titusfied]

Hahahahahahhahahaha! That is fucking hillarious! Classic shit!

I took off work today, so I'm going to be playing a lot. As in all afternoon into early night. :) (I probably won't see anyone on though, fucked up times..)

[gruesomeBODY]

Lucky

[GutterMind]

BEST. GAME. EVER.


Claudio: "Dude, your icon is a pink background with big-ass red lips? Real fucking masculine, dude. I should fucking slap you, you pussy"

ARippedBeast: "That's my wife, jackass"

Glory: "I bet I can fit three fingers in her ass."


This is classic - good job FTW!!!!

[sue_13]

I'm too drunk too attempt finding my copy of Halo in the massive pile of shit I'm moving into the frat house.

[gruesomeBODY]

im to drunk to actually talk to anybody about this router problem right now. This has to stop soon

[GutterMind]

Sounds like you both need another drink...

[gruesomeBODY]

Ok i will. Just for you Gutter.

[Willkillforfood]

You're just going to drink one drink for Gutter? Come on now ...

[Titusfied]

Well, I played a shitload over the weekend, and the only person I actually played with from the members here at Zelaron was Petey.. We fucking owned, but no one else got on. I was on for probably 18 hours since Friday..

[sue_13]

I will be playing again in the very near future. Just need to get that adaptor. Hopefully 2k5 picks it up for me soon because it's a hell of a walk to EB considering I don't live in the dorms anymore.

[Titusfied]

I'm getting on tonight for many hours of pure pwnage, so you better get your damn router TODAY! TODAY I SAID, TODAY!!!!!!!!