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[GutterMind]

Now I am no longer a Peon, I shall rule the world (along with the help of Glory Gamer...)

[glory_gamer]

lol nice another person who joined the clan forum.
WELCOME!

[gruesomeBODY]

Hahaha welcome buddy

[sue_13]

Yes! It's that guy that fights with Kenpo all the time! I love it.

[glory_gamer]

No, U say "i Wuve It"

[GutterMind]

THANKS GUYS. I appreciate the welcome.

[kenpo sensei]

Ok Guttermind you posted, but your still a peon.

[gruesomeBODY]

Powned by Kenpo

[GutterMind]

WOW, I am impressed. Kenpo can actually type. And by the way kenpo, you are still my bitch, BITCH.....

[glory_gamer]

Omg! He even does it on here... I love it!

[Titusfied]

Who said he isn't a Peon? That can change with a blink of an eye!

Titus's eye that is!

[glory_gamer]

He has eyes like a hawk!

[sue_13]

... more like eyes like a baby gorilla.

[GutterMind]

Thanks guys. I appreciate your vote to a member status. I will try not to let you down and keep it going....

[glory_gamer]

Nice, i know u wont let us down.

[GutterMind]

Thanks. When are you guys going to make the road-trip to Memphis. Lots of shit to stir-up in this town.

[gruesomeBODY]

Ill make my road trip this summer, or next year for sure. Im def coming out to get trashed and play endless hours of Halo.

[kenpo sensei]

There is alot of things to do here in Memphis. Guttermind knows them better than I do. I don't get out much.

[GutterMind]

There is alot of things to do here in Memphis. Guttermind knows them better than I do. I don't get out much.
THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.....

[kenpo sensei]

I dont like to go to Memphis, to dark.

[Titusfied]

Peon. Haha!

[glory_gamer]

Yes a road trip is a must. Gruesomes 21St is coming up!

[gruesomeBODY]

not until next year glory, Dec 4th. All are welcome at my house next year for the celebration

[glory_gamer]

Getting a KEG?

[GutterMind]

Just wanted to correct glory's previous statement: He meant are you going to get kegS (plural) and a one-legged brownie-baking spanish-speaking HIV-infected prostitute?

[kenpo sensei]

NOOOOOO, Wiskey!

[GutterMind]

NOOOOOO, Wiskey!
Yes..... Good Whiskey!!!

[GutterMind]

And By The Way, I Have A New Sig Line - Hope You Guys Like It.....
I wanted to include the one-legged prostitute.

[gruesomeBODY]

Just wanted to correct glory's previous statement: He meant are you going to get kegS (plural) and a one-legged brownie-baking spanish-speaking HIV-infected prostitute?
Well i can tell you it will be more then 6 kegs and a shitload of hard alcohol, namely Jack, Jameson, Grey Goose (eventhough the french are pussies), Bacardi etc. The prostitute is on call, but she said no more then 5 guys at once. So yea, that one might come in handy

[sue_13]

I'll bring some bongs and we can alternate bonging and kegstands until we all pass out. How's that sound?

[GutterMind]

I call that a good night.....

[Titusfied]

I'm so fucking there!

[glory_gamer]

So ill get togather with sue tidus and tommmy and plan this out!

[kenpo sensei]

Why do we have to pass out, lets just get drunk and stay that way for a while. You could always go for a no leged female and have a basket fuck.

[gruesomeBODY]

I love beer bongs

[Titusfied]

I love one legged bitches.

[kenpo sensei]

I love one legged bitches.
That speak spanish?

[Titusfied]

Well, preferably ones that are mute, but Spanish is just as good I guess.

[kenpo sensei]

At least you would here them scream a little.

[GutterMind]

Keep in mind that all screaming sounds the same in any language.

[glory_gamer]

Ill Stick with the normal bitches!

[GutterMind]

Ill Stick with the normal bitches!
Ever gone to McDonald's and thought, "Man I wish I could get something different." Same thing with women, eventually you want something above the norm......

[glory_gamer]

I worked at Mcdonalds so i do know!

[gruesomeBODY]

HAHAHAHA now thats funny

[GutterMind]

Look, you wouldn't order a double quarter pounder meal super-sized and ask for it plain.

[kenpo sensei]

Do you want fries with that, thats extra you know.

[gruesomeBODY]

Biggie size?

[sue_13]

Biggie Size is Wendy's! You are fired!

[GutterMind]

Yes, but the whole concept is that if the world only had vanilla ice cream, no one would want it anymore. Variety is the only way to get through older age, unless you are kenpo. Then you do karate and stuff to occupy your time....

[Titusfied]

At least you would here them scream a little.

Well, I'm a little aggressive in the sack, and if I'm not smothering their face in the floor because I put them in the dog and swept out the arms from under them, I'm choking her while I give it to her. I love bitches that are into the asphixiation orgasm. So fucking hot..

[sue_13]

I have a feeling we are going to be reading about Titus choking bitches to death in about 2 years.

[kenpo sensei]

I could see him in jail somewhere for something out of the norm.

[gruesomeBODY]

And still choking bitches.... i mean..... slaves ..... i mean..... bitches that are men.

[glory_gamer]

slave She-males?

[kenpo sensei]

Shemales? I'll take the one leged prostitute.

[GutterMind]

FUCK THIS. Now I am down with almost anything, but we are definately getting away from the "shemale" thing. Go back to the brownie-baking prostitute and choke that bitch.

[Titusfied]

You fuck nigger prostitutes?

Or what the hell does brownie-baking prostitute mean?

[gruesomeBODY]

She makes awasome brownies. She hops on one leg in the chicken and uses utensils to pleasure herself. Thats what it means

[kenpo sensei]

Hops one leg in the chicken? Thats really wild. Maybe you ment kitchen?

[GutterMind]

She makes awasome brownies. She hops on one leg in the chicken and uses utensils to pleasure herself. Thats what it means
Thank you gruesome, you are correct. I want a bitch to fuck me and then fix me a snack, then get the fuck out of my house!!!

[gruesomeBODY]

i did mean kitchen, but yea i felt that was what gutter was after. Now we just have to find this prostitute and we will be all set

[glory_gamer]

Ok now do me?

[kenpo sensei]

OOOH, you and Gruesome have something going on?

[gruesomeBODY]

What????? Where the hell did this come from?

[glory_gamer]

the chicken.

[gruesomeBODY]

Oh yea maybe that was a mistake. Those chickens can be bad, especially when me and GLory are around!!!

[kenpo sensei]

Brings a whole new meaning to the word peckers.

[Titusfied]

Shut your mouth, pecker head.

[GutterMind]

Dammit! Every time I turn around, you are back to fucking something weird. First the shemale thing, now chickens. WTF!!!

[Kaneda]

WHOOOOOOOOOOoFUCKINGRAY!!!

[kenpo sensei]

I didnt pull your string Titus, pull your batteries out.

[Titusfied]

Bad Kampo!

Back to your hole, peasant!

[kenpo sensei]

Bad Titisfried!

You are the hole.

[GutterMind]

Stop with the puns.

[kenpo sensei]

Why we are so good at them, right Titus.

[GutterMind]

Why we are so good at them, right Titus.
Sorry, but the truth may hurt. NO, YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT THEM, SO STOP IT, FUCKER!!!

[tidus2005]

Oh Noes Why Are We All Yelling?

[GutterMind]

I guess because we can.

[kenpo sensei]

Turn it up, I like it.

[GutterMind]

Turn it up, I like it.
You can't hear. Your deaf! That's why you like it so loud, dumbass.

[kenpo sensei]

I'm sorry, are you talking to me. I don't believe I was talking to you.

[GutterMind]

If I were, you wouldn't hear it even though you should be reading it...