Cheat with me

[Kaneda]

What was this thread about?

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Fuck them both is what I would do.
Plus, if your girlfriend is in Vegas, she is probably doing the same thing.

[!King_Amazon!]

If they are both married, you should stay away from them, or let their husbands know that they are trying to get in your pants or something. That's pretty shitty.

[Jessifer]

I concur with KA. They have issues.

[Dar_Win]

I'm going to have to go with !K_A! on this one.

If I was married, and my wife did that, I'd want to know.

[Ganga]

A old chinese saying: Treat other as how you want other treat you.

[Acer]

Yea, cheating is like the worst thing to do... no matter what. Unhappy, leave them... cheating isnt an option

[Great-Thanatos]

I've been working the graveyard shift at Wal-Mart (aka corperate devil) for about a month now. Theres two girls that want in my pants, which is great of course. The only catch is... they are both married and both have kids. :haha: One is 18 (and a 8/10 and is a bit more superficial, more about my looks) and the other is 24 (about a 7/10, but I can tell shes going to be freakier and just having that extra maturity is nice)
Obviously niether of them are looking for anything serious and niether am I but I will be working there another 4 months or so, and... the problems that this could cause is almost limitless. Also I kinda have a g/f in Las Vegas...

WWJD? Eh.. screw that, what would my zelaronians do?
joo live in nevada?? O_O???

I'd fuck em both...but look at me I ish a fatha

[Lenny]

18?! And she's married with kids?!

Leave 'em be. Chances are their hubbies are giant fellows, the type that can lift cars on their little fingers. You know what I mean.

Cheating is bad.

[Sovereign]

Stay away from them. Married girls are bad.

[gruesomeBODY]

To many problems to deal with. Tattle on them and the husbands will love you. plus, you sorta have a gf and hopefully she is faithful to you as well. I would call her and tell her that you care for her so much that after these girls made this proposition, you told thier hubb'ys and its over with. This will get you in her pants for sure. I would be willing to bed a lot fo money on this.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, definitely stay away from them.

[KagomJack]

Married people are bad to fuck with.

Tell them "No" and tell the husbands if you can. It's sick and twisted for someone to cheat on someone they've taken a life vow with.

[Sovereign]

And think of what would happen if their hustbands are psychos and found out.

[sciencekid]

you probably should have made this a poll. it would have been pretty funny to see the results even though we already know what would have won. I agree w/ !King_Amazon!, Jessifer, Dar_Win, Acer, Lenny, Sovereign, gruesomeBODY, HandOfHeaven, and KagomJack. Ganga didn't really give a say either way, so i can't add him to the list. anyway, screwing married ppl is just messed up. what gruesomeBODY said pretty much sums it up. you shouldn't even think about screwing a married chick, don't even let the thought cross your mind. STAY AWAY FROM THEM!...... and tell their husbands. it's just... WRONG.....

[tidus2005]

And think of what would happen if their hustbands are psychos and found out.


Yeah i agree with Sov on this one. The only thing is all these people are telling you to go tell thier husbands. I personally dont think this is a good idea, what if they are psycho and they dont believe you they think you are just trying to stir up some shit. It could definately turn very ugly.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, moreover, these girls are twisted to cheat on people that they have had kids with as well. (sorry if this was said before, too lazy to read thread again)

[uncapped]

You can call me a terrible person, but I'd go over with them that what goes on at the motel down the road stays at the motel down the road, and bang 'em both a couple times.

[khwiii]

Been there, done that.

It's a fun time, but not very nice. But, then again, he isn't YOUR husband.

[pr0xy]

I think you are an idiot for having to ask. You are asking if you should not only cheat on your girlfriend.. But do so with 2 married woman who both have kids... 18 Years old and married with a kid? WTF? Diiiiirty. Don't fuck up your relationship with your girlfriend over 2 sluts.

[Sovereign]

Also, think of the kids!

[Lenny]

Won't somebody please think of the children?!


You know, this clock is 10 minutes fast. Almost as fast as that 18 y/o.

ZIIING!

[Kaneda]

Hmmmm my memory is foggy.

[KagomJack]

You bastard. You sick bastard.

[Sovereign]

Not cool. But not like you care.

[Lenny]

You cheated. :(

[KagomJack]

I don't know if it's going to mean much to you, but I want to say I'm very disappointed in you. I would've expected more out of you, for you to be a real man and not fall for a succubus' approach. You disgust me.

[Grav]

Let me refer you all to www.nomarriage.com

[Kaneda]

Hey don't get all over my ass. Her husband is the asshole who forces her into my loving sensative arms. We talked after work about the whole thing and arm doing much better now. Her daughter likes me alot too. It's not like I was just wham bam cya later.

Are you a loser or a pussy?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Let's translate "loser" from women-speak into English.
"Loser" in woman-speak simply means a man who is smart enough to do things that are in HIS best interest.


You don't spend your hard-earned money on women - you are a loser
You expect regular sex - you are a loser
You are not interested in marriage - you are a loser
You don't want to be stuck with kids - you are a loser
You don't want to slave away 60 hours a week so a woman can buy a new SUV every year - you are a loser
You prefer South American women who treat you better - you are a HUUGE LOOOSER

LMFAO! Thx for the site.

[1dumMan]

Well. I had sex with the 18 year old the other night after we went on a few dates. It was good... but afterwards she broke down and started crying. So we're pretty much done. Over half the girls I have sex with always cry afterwards, either I'm really doing something wrong or I must just envoke alot emotion in them. *shrug*
You are just a beast Kaneda...u hurt her....u made her sad b/c u made her flap in the wind...hehe

[!King_Amazon!]

Her husband is the asshole who forces her into my loving sensative arms. We talked after work about the whole thing and arm doing much better now. Her daughter likes me alot too. It's not like I was just wham bam cya later.

Her husband being an asshole has nothing to do with it, she is married and has kids and you're fucking around with her.

[Sovereign]

I sometimes watch this show on court tv when im bored. A lot of the cases of murder involve jealous lovers.

[MightyJoe]

Constructive post 4tw.

[Thanatos]

Well that's what Sov is known for..

[Lenny]

Someone's on trial over here. Happily married, or so he thought. Wife told him she was seeing someone else (next-door neighbour), he got angry, picked up the kitchen knife off the table, and drove it up to it's handle into her neck. He's some kind of big shot lawyer, who once had an anger problem but has been very successful in keeping it under control.

What type of psycho keeps a 10" kitchen knife on the bedside table?!

[Sovereign]

Still good at pointing out the obvious I ssee.

Some things never change.

[Willkillforfood]

After my near death experience a lot of things have come into perspective ...you sir are an asshole.

[klo]

Well. I had sex with the 18 year old the other night after we went on a few dates. It was good... but afterwards she broke down and started crying. So we're pretty much done. Over half the girls I have sex with always cry afterwards, either I'm really doing something wrong or I must just envoke alot emotion in them. *shrug*

whatever, i hope you feel cool now....

[Grav]

Oh. Snap.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed Personal Zelaron Ownage.™

[pr0xy]

Oh. Snap.

PWNT!

[Lenny]

Sp Klo said "Fuck You Too", but's changed it?

Ooooh! Call me slow here, but does that imply that Klo is this 18 y/o?

[Grav]

No, it was his girlfriend.

[Kaneda]

Son Of A Bitch...



So much grief over nothing.

[undeadzombieguy]

MAHAHA this is some good shit. More please.

[klo]

Son Of A Bitch...



So much grief over nothing.


Whatever, if it was over nothing then we wouldnt have had a freaking conversation about it....i dont want to ever fucking hear about shit like this again, nasty girls from your freakin' work. you dont see me having sex with guys from my work....its like your all proud that you can lie.

[Great-Thanatos]

Whatever, if it was over nothing then we wouldnt have had a freaking conversation about it....i dont want to ever fucking hear about shit like this again, nasty girls from your freakin' work. you dont see me having sex with guys from my work....its like your all proud that you can lie.
wtf?
The message you have entered does not contain significant content. Repeated bullshit posts will result in a ban.

[Lenny]

Well, we've got everything on here...

And if you didn't read the earlier posts, Klo is Kaneda's g/f in Las Vegas.

[pr0xy]

w00t now we have a part that we were missing from this forum! DRAMA! All good forums have it! Please continue to argue so we can all read.

[Lenny]

Oooh! You've hit the sacred 1000! :D!

Everyone loves a little Soap Opera now and again. Maybe we should give them their own thread to battle it out in, no-one else replies but reads instead.

[Thanatos]

LOL! Right on. You made a thread about cheating on your girlfriend and she saw it.... bahahaha.

[gruesomeBODY]

Wow this is actually quite amusing. I still cant believe you slept around. I thought you were better then that. Oh well, what are you going to do. Good luck now that KLo knows.

[Penny_Bags]

Also, think of the kids!
This is really the only issue here. If she is willing to cheat on her husband that is her fault not yours if you aren't pursuing. HOWEVER, if you have ANY shred of integrity, morals, decency, or a soul you will won't fuck up those kids lives. My parents are divorced, and it really is hell, even though I don't show it externally. If you fuck up a married couple with children involved, I do not respect a single thing about you.

[Jessifer]

You don't need someone who would so readily consider infidelity...and then act upon it. I sympathize with you, klo. If you need to chat, I'm available through PM. I could even give you my aol sn.

Women unite.

[Draco2003]

Women unite.

Whoa whoa whoa....Hold the phone...Kaneda Cheats AND gets a big time Bonus???

Just kidding...

I gotta agree with Penny_Bags here...and everyone else...what you did is messed up...
You think your so slick 'cause you took some dudes girl, without trying. Guess what? She's probably gonna do the same thing to you.
The only way I could see this working out, is if her and her husband were already breaking up (as in, the process of divorce court) and you felt you were able to give her the stuff she was lacking in her previous relationship.

BUT (thats a size 24 "but") You also have to consider your current relationship. To me, it seems like Klo isn't too thrilled about you sleepin around. Now, you should end up with neither girl, a guilty conscience for the kids you messed up, and may god grant you a shrivled little member to show others what atrocity you have performed, in hopes of others steering clear of the guy who cheats on his spouse just because she is in another city...

I do say, shame on thee.

[pr0xy]

This is really the only issue here. If she is willing to cheat on her husband that is her fault not yours if you aren't pursuing. HOWEVER, if you have ANY shred of integrity, morals, decency, or a soul you will won't fuck up those kids lives. My parents are divorced, and it really is hell, even though I don't show it externally. If you fuck up a married couple with children involved, I do not respect a single thing about you.

Penny you are off topic. Its not about the kids anymore. Now its about his girlfriend seeing it and it being fun for us.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

[Willkillforfood]

whatever, i hope you feel cool now....

Oooh, your girlfriend is into the mix. I don't think some roses and candy are gonna fix this one, man.

[gruesomeBODY]

Whats funny is she didnt start posting till after he made this thread. She was checking up on him i think. And your right, cause no candy will fix this.

[Kaneda]

No she stumbled upon this circle jerk party because I gave her my AIM password, and she was logged onto it one day and I think slaynish or someone started msg-ing her talking about Zel. So she started looking around.
So for being in the chat forum this has suprisingly stayed on topic. How wonderful. Never in my life did I think I would be participating in Zelaron drama! Oh god what has my life come to.
Seriously though, your all right. Not only did I blow it with her(Klo:rolleyes: )but now I fucking hate myself for everything. She can't be happy for more than 5 minutes without thinking about it.
I still cant believe you slept around. I thought you were better then that. Its wierd cause I can't really believe that I did it either.

Oh and it's so nice of you to stop in UZG. Ya fuck. :P

[Grav]

Well, I hope you learn fromm your mistakes by cleaving off your dick.

[Willkillforfood]

Really the only redemption is castration, I agree with Grav.

[Kaneda]

I suggested it to her.

[Jessifer]

Will you tape it? It'll make for some great entertainment.

[!King_Amazon!]

This is THE best thread ever on this forum. Even above the mantis post.

[sciencekid]

it's almost like someone putting his feet and arms in his mouth while somehow digging himself a 8 foot deep grave, filling it with stakes and having his girlfriend push him in. lol it sucks, but it's hecka funny!

[gruesomeBODY]

I love it

[Lenny]

And we had another member for a brief moment. But she left. :(

[RoboticSilence]

Well if you blew it with Klo, now you have to ruin one of the marriages for your own gain.

[Willkillforfood]

Klo, a/s/l? keke.

[Jessifer]

For a little while there I wasn't the only female. :(

[klo]

I suggested it to her.

No, you didnt suggest it to me, i suggested it to you, i would be thrilled to help with the procedure, pay for it or whatever. I kind of hope that you get some crazy disease and die lonely. I do however, enjoy the fact that all the posts are pretty much "for" me. And i guess that all the sex and the city's, the louis vuitton purses, the shoes are a nice try to win a relationship back, but its gonna take some trust. And if you dont make some changes in your lifestyle (like where you live, who you see...etc) then your gonna have to just give it up. I know that you like to be descrete about what you do, but in my state of mind, I either know everything, or I want nothing to do with you anymore. Its a shame you had all of my trust and blew it, because you'll never fully have it again.

[Willkillforfood]

i'm for you :P.

[klo]

Everyone should be, he's full of shit. if i even gave a guy my number he'd be all over my ass, but when it comes to him "He doesnt know what he's doing..."...uh hello!??!! I mean, if you've got such great plans, why intentinally try to fuck them up? i just dont get it. ugh.

[Willkillforfood]

I'm pretty certain everyone is, rofl :P. Man that's just classic though ...you caught his ass!

[Jessifer]

Face it. Men are ignorant creatures who think with their dicks. It's rare to find one who uses the bigger of the two heads.

[Willkillforfood]

I'm one of those guys (that thinks with his head). Vote for me in 2008.

[klo]

Everyone i meet claims to be "one of those guys"

[Willkillforfood]

Finee, don't believe me! :P

[Jessifer]

Which head exactly?

[klo]

It's worse than classic because it's with me and i find it hard to even look at him anymore. its one of those learning experiences in my little "not to do" checklist, "DO NOT TRUST THEM..." ugh fukin a.

[klo]

The "i am a sensitive caring person" head.....but all in all, its a line that got old years ago.

[Grav]

Emo much? Why even give him a second chance at a relationship? If you want to be fuck buddies, fine; but from my point of view it's ridiculous to bother trusting him again.

[Willkillforfood]

I got owned.

[Willkillforfood]

Thank you ...I wanted to say that but I didn't want to be the only one :P. Come on ...he bragged about that shit on forums.

[klo]

I know....it just fucking gets to me when he's all "lovey" and shit. It wasnt very opportune that he was here the weekend after i found out.

[klo]

ya its like for some reason i still want something, but at the same time i just want to shoot him. when he's here and with me its cool, but if he's in az im like "well fuck it, leave me alone".

[Willkillforfood]

I've known a lot of chicks that got screwed and then like the next day were all lovey dovey with the guys :P. Doesn't make any sense.

[klo]

It's like i get caught up in a spell of "lovey dovey" shit, but then i remember reading that shit and it falls apart, all of a sudden i dont care that he's sorry, but that he did it and im all pissed off, he just knows me well enough to know how to "comfort" me. fuck relationships.

[Willkillforfood]

It's easier to look over mishaps when tempted with such things then to get to the meat and potatoes of it :P.

[gruesomeBODY]

What a soap opera. Im still laughing cause u caught his ass on the internet. Priceless

[Willkillforfood]

Yea ...very dumb mistake to brag on here about it but I guess he figured, "What're the odds of her looking at Zelaron of all places?" :P. I always see like 150 guests looking at the forums ...never know who they are ;).

[gruesomeBODY]

HAHA, dont you wish some of those guest became members. Anyway, he must have mentioned this site to her or something cause the luck of her just finding this site and finding his name is 1000000000000000 to 1. No offense to him or her, but hes an idiot.

[klo]

Yea, it took me forever to understand this little "chat" thing, and i would have never looked into it if i hadn't have been playing around on his AIM. But hey, look and you'll find...some things you want to; and others you need to.

[Willkillforfood]

Well, at least you learned something new :). You can post on forums now!

[gruesomeBODY]

yea now u can become our friends. This foum could use a little more estrogen

[klo]

yea, ill be known as "kaneda's girlfriend that he cheated on"....lol.

[Willkillforfood]

Nah, you'll be known as the only other person here with a uterus besides Jessifer. Oh yea, and Dev.

[Jessifer]

It's absolutely lovely not being the only one with XX chromosomes...

[Willkillforfood]

You know all humans start out as females until certain hormones are introduced. Let's all eat ice cream together and cry.

[Willkillforfood]

yea, ill be known as "kaneda's girlfriend that he cheated on"....lol.

Lol, just noticed. Your profile says that! :P If you don't wanna be known like that you might wanna change that :p.

I'd like to make a shout out to my boy Tido, I'll post bail soon.

[klo]

I wish i could just get out of this sick addiction with him. i mean, there are normal people out there who think that cheating is wrong...obviously.

[Willkillforfood]

There are abnormal people that think it's wrong too :P. Look at us ;).

[Jessifer]

I'm not normal, far from in fact, and I still think cheating is wrong.

But seriously, what's done is done. There's nothing you can do to change that. All that's left to do now is rub his nose in it like a dog that just defecated on the carpet.

[Willkillforfood]

or a child that just has

[!King_Amazon!]

It's absolutely lovely not being the only one with a Y chromosome...

You know you just admitted to being a man right?

Women have XX, men have XY.

[Jessifer]

Err...Biology wasn't my strong point in school... :o

[klo]

ya i just cheated off the guy in front of me....

[Willkillforfood]

Maybe Jessifer doesn't have a uterus after all? A strange turn of events :P!

[Jessifer]

Friend and I swapped answers, seeing as we sat next to each other. ;)

And I'm pretty sure I'm not a man...The uterus says it all. Although...there was that episode of House...

[Draco2003]

you know klo, they say women are better at relationships....so maybe you wanna pull a Benedict Arnold? Switch sides? If not, well they say those dating sites are getting more and more successful these days...or you can take the low road and go under the dating radar for awhile....y'know, not really date....another thing that they say is that women who have been hurt are just looking for another person to fill the sudden void they have, so they make rash decisions (one-nighters)...just make sure you don't let this happen to you....because then he will think its even between you two...


On another note...another girl....how about that. More advice for hookin' up...and stayin' hooked up...

We should sticky this thread as what NOT to do in a relationship...XD :rofl:

[sciencekid]

klo, dump his butt, you don't need guys like that, no girl does. if you can't let him go or shove him away, try to use some psychology and associate him with something you hate more than him, that way every time you think of him, you'll begin to suddenly think of that thing you hate and get repulsed....... either that or you'll start liking the thing you hate...... it's kinda weird the way it works.

[Grav]

And think, all of this started because a fat 13 year old was bored.

[klo]

you know klo, they say women are better at relationships....so maybe you wanna pull a Benedict Arnold? Switch sides? If not, well they say those dating sites are getting more and more successful these days...or you can take the low road and go under the dating radar for awhile....y'know, not really date....another thing that they say is that women who have been hurt are just looking for another person to fill the sudden void they have, so they make rash decisions (one-nighters)...just make sure you don't let this happen to you....because then he will think its even between you two...


On another note...another girl....how about that. More advice for hookin' up...and stayin' hooked up...

We should sticky this thread as what NOT to do in a relationship...XD :rofl:

I'm not going to hook up with any random guy....i mean i just couldnt do it. And i dont know how to let myself let go...this is seriously the most fucked up situation i have ever been in. I've never been serious enough to make plans like to move in with someone and all that jumbo, and when i finally start to get all excited about it...guess what?!?!?! ugh, i dont know what im going to do. I've "hung out" with some girls....but they just kind of freak me out when it comes to jumping the fence. my biological mom did though, and she seems to be doing fine. haha.

[klo]

And think, all of this started because a fat 13 year old was bored.

huh?!?!?!

[Thanatos]

huh?!?!?!

lol. He's talking about when Slaynish IMed you (thinking you were Kaneda)...

[Lenny]

It's amazing how everything starts with fat 13 y/o's. Ain't technology wonderful?

And now I spout off on a tangent.

There's a girl I know, been going out with a guy since Easter, and they've broken up at least 5 times, yet they're still together. He keeps on cheating on her, yet still she likes him. He really gets her angry, but she still loves being with him. He doesn't care about her much, seems to think of her as an object, yet she can't see that.

She deserves better than him, we all think she does, but she won't give in. Maybe she thinks she can change him. It's sad really...she's so nice to. :(

And that's my bit over. There's a link somewhere, I'll find it later.

[!King_Amazon!]

I've "hung out" with some girls....but they just kind of freak me out when it comes to jumping the fence. my biological mom did though, and she seems to be doing fine. haha.

Are you talking about becoming a lesbian or am I completely misinturpreting?

[gruesomeBODY]

I read it like you did King, but im interested to see where it goes, so i didnt say anything.

[Willkillforfood]

Fat 13 year olds have been behind everything from the Industrial Revolution to George W. Bush coming to power. Illuminati? Yea right, Slaynish holds the secret to the holy grail.

[klo]

Are you talking about becoming a lesbian or am I completely misinturpreting?


ya, i just couldnt do it. lol. I dont know, it seems that I've made up my mind to still be with kaneda......but i still think about it all the time and im probably going to be twice as bitchy all the time.

[Jessifer]

Well...since you're going to actually try a relationship again, I wouldn't recommend throwing it in his face everytime you get pissed at him. It really wouldn't last long that way.

Just a thought.

[gruesomeBODY]

Wow giving the asshole another chance. He must be amazing in bed.

[!King_Amazon!]

Wow giving the asshole another chance. He must be amazing in bed.
Just ask the married chick he fucked.

If you really take him back I'll lose the little bit of respect I've got left for the women of the world. You women just ask to be hurt.

[Grav]

Ding ding ding!

[klo]

Just ask the married chick he fucked.

If you really take him back I'll lose the little bit of respect I've got left for the women of the world. You women just ask to be hurt.



It's not like that. i mean, you guys' dont think it has anything to do with the fact that we're a four hour drive away from each other? he's moving here this wed. and getting a job at my work.....and i guess if i suspect anything ill just shoot him or something haha.

[pr0xy]

Klo, your post about wanting to change him to fit your lifestyle really pissed me off =/ You can't do that. You can't just change someone. They have to initiate that change on their own. If you try to change him you will just end up like this again, and you wont be happy. Sure you will have happy moments with him.. But is that worth it? You are better off going your seperate ways and finding a guy that seems to fit you better. Its hard if not impossible to change someone if they don't want it. So... Stop trying =/

[!King_Amazon!]

It's not like that. i mean, you guys' dont think it has anything to do with the fact that we're a four hour drive away from each other? he's moving here this wed. and getting a job at my work.....and i guess if i suspect anything ill just shoot him or something haha.

Whether he is 4 hours away or living with you, you'll never know for sure if he's being honest and loyal to you because the trust is gone now. If you think you'll be able to know if he's cheating just because he's closer to you, you're crazy. Some married people have affairs for years and years, start two families with two different people, and their spouses never find out.

He's not going to change just because you want him to or because you think you can change him, he has to decide to change for himself.

And yes, women do set themselves up to be hurt a lot, I watch it happen every day, and the sad thing is they do it over and over too.

[Lenny]

I get the link I was trying to find!

Lasses seem to latch onto someone, and not want to leave him (no offence Klo). Take my friend, or most of the girls ____ over in the Life Discussion forum.

[Sovereign]

Random sticky per joes request until I'm done watching my new dvd's.

[Lenny]

Doted over!!! That's the word I was looking for. Doted. :D

Take my friend, or most of the girls DOTED over in the Life Discussion forum.

[MightyJoe]

A thread like this deserves to be stickied.

Also KA is my hero for his post in this thread.

[Kaneda]

THIS IS PROPOSTUROUS! I see absolutly no reason for the sticky. God damnit!

Also, I should get a referal for her joining. :)

Also, Wow giving the asshole another chance. He must be amazing in bed.
Ya...

Hehe, just kidding baby. Only with you ;)

[Thanatos]

Good for you Kaneda!

[Ganga]

After a long day of argue, all a woman want is a hug, some sex and then some diamonds. $$

[khwiii]

You dumb motherufcker. I dont which is worse, you giving her your password, or her taking you back.

I guess some people just like the abuse.

[Kaneda]

I didn't have any shit on AIM. I didn't know slaynish would randomly IM me after 6 months of silence.

[undeadzombieguy]

What about this other girl, get her on here too man.

[klo]

THIS IS PROPOSTUROUS! I see absolutly no reason for the sticky. God damnit!

Also, I should get a referal for her joining. :)

Also,
Ya...

Hehe, just kidding baby. Only with you ;)



Apparantly not huh?!?!

[klo]

What about this other girl, get her on here too man.

yeah, her and i have a lot to fucking talk about. first, she slept with him, second she has a hubby and a freakin' kid....uh HELLO!!!!! i kinda want to kill her because she makes all women look like tramps, but ya know, wouldnt want kaneda to never have "good" sex again. fucker.

[Willkillforfood]

I'm sure there are some people on here that would treat you better klo, like Kagom.

[Grav]

Gruesome would treat her best if she was looking to constantly be depressed and tear-stained.

[klo]

Gruesome would treat her best if she was looking to constantly be depressed and tear-stained.

Who said that was what i was looking for. who said i was looking at all. And how do you seem to think that you can be all cocky about this whole situation. have you ever been in this situation, do you know what i feel? negative, and i dont like your attitude on it. It's one thing to give advice, and onother thing to go off saying what kind of person im "looking" for.

[!King_Amazon!]

He said "if" you were looking...etc. He never said you are looking for a certain kind of person or that you're even looking at all, and he was joking anyway, he was just taking a crack at Gruesome because he's a little emobitch.

[Jessifer]

Sweetie, no offence...but you make all women look desperate.

[undeadzombieguy]

Sweetie, no offence...but you make all women look desperate.

Not a bad thing.

[Jessifer]

In this case, yes. It is.

[Lenny]

Basic rule - Ignore everything Grav says.

Other than that...well...have a nice time.

[khwiii]

Sweetie, no offence...but you make all women look desperate.


Ouch.

But, then again, how do you make all women look? :killgrin:

[!King_Amazon!]

Hungry.

[Thanatos]

This thread fucking ROCKS.

[Sovereign]

1 Person to represent a few billion?

No, she realy doesn't.

[Grav]

Hungry.
I haven't "oh snap"ed in a while.

Basic rule - Ignore everything Grav says.

Other than that...well...have a nice time.
If you keep it up I'm going to send George Bush II to your house to play cricket. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/4775096.stm#)

You will die.

[klo]

Sweetie, no offence...but you make all women look desperate.

I'm not desperate at all....yea, confused and upset, but definately not desperate. i mean, it's not like you can understand me just from what ive written on here.

[!King_Amazon!]

I haven't "oh snap"ed in a while.

Weeeeee.

[Jessifer]

Good question. Not sure...probably something negative, though.

And Klo, from what I've read on the forum alone (I admit I don't know everything there is to know about your relationship with him.) makes you seem desperate to be in a relationship, regardless of whom it's with. Any woman with a shred of dignity would have tossed him like the load of garbage that he is in such a situation.

[Lenny]

Sorry, I can't listen to you. I'm supposed to ignore you. :p

Bush is terrible at circket. If I stand in front of the wickets then I'm safe.

Give me a good corker, and I can bowl it fast and true down the line. Crack!! Oh dear...Long Live the Vice President!

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And anyway, what's wrong with telling people to ignore you? I'm only telling those who you are really mean with.

[pr0xy]

I fucking love this thread. I just lolled at work.
<3 !K_A!

[MightyJoe]

KA has turned a dramatic post, into one that needs to be stickied for all of time.

[klo]

And Klo, from what I've read on the forum alone (I admit I don't know everything there is to know about your relationship with him.) makes you seem desperate to be in a relationship, regardless of whom it's with. Any woman with a shred of dignity would have tossed him like the load of garbage that he is in such a situation.

Nah, im really not into the "relationship" scene until it comes to him. we've been "dating" and "not dating" since i was 14, and he was the first EVERYTHING...from bringing me flowers to....well you get the picture. anyways, i usually have no problem just dropping guys' cuz they never mean anything to me, but for some stupid reason he does and i can't seem to be the one to let go. its weird really.

[Thanatos]

Bush is terrible at circket. If I stand in front of the wickets then I'm safe.

Give me a good corker, and I can bowl it fast and true down the line. Crack!! Oh dear...Long Live the Vice President!

......

WHAT?

[Lenny]

Corker = Red. Ball. Very hard. If not wearing a helmet, and it hits you square on the head, it can kill (if bowled fast and hard enough). And that's the basic gist of it.

Simple if you know what I'm talking about. :)

[!King_Amazon!]

How do you speak english yet nobody knows what you are talking about half of the time?

[Willkillforfood]

King Amazon is the new Dr. Phil.

[!King_Amazon!]

Affair-Proof Your Marriage

You can't control your partner's behavior, but you don't have to set yourself up to get hurt either. Innoculate yourself against infidelity by making sure you're attentive, involved and plugged in to your marriage.

Suspect Your Partner is Having an Affair?

Remember that people who have nothing to hide, hide nothing. Look for the common sense warning signs: A shift in patterns, accessibility, money, reliability and secrecy. A sudden great interest in grooming or dress, going to the gym, or putting on cologne. Also, remember not to accuse your partner because of unhealthy jealousy, which could hurt the trust.

If You Are Having Problems:

# Turn toward your partner — not away. You absolutely cannot fix a problem inside a relationship by turning outward. All that does is create problems.

# Don't play games in your head. It is a short step from thought to action.

# Don't confuse reality with fantasy. We often forget that there's a difference between falling in love and being in love. You can't expect a love that grows to be like it was on the first date.

# If you want to have a good partner, be a good partner. Put 100 percent into your marriage.

# Is your marriage in a rut? "Bored people are boring," says Dr. Phil. Find a passion, get energized, find some time together to rediscover the love and commitment you have for one another.

# Work on your marriage every single day — not just during the bad times. Wake up each day and ask yourself, "What can I do today that will make my marriage better."

# Make a plan together to renegotiate your relationship. If you've gotten off track, it's never too late to get back to a better place.

# Take care of yourself. Eat healthy, exercise and look your best. Feeling good about yourself will radiate and your spouse will notice.





Formula For Success:

1. Your relationship must be based on a solid, underlying friendship. Friends talk, laugh, share, and do things they're interested in together. Don't stop being friends just because you're each other's spouse.

2. Your relationship has to meet the needs of the two people involved. Understand what your partner's needs are so you can meet them. Figure out what your own needs are and communicate them. If your needs are not being met, communicate and negotiate. Don't let resentment build.

[Lenny]

I speak English English, which is different to American English.

And it's probably because I'm just crazy. Nobody understands crazy people. Not even their friends. :(

[pr0xy]

I speak English English, which is different to American English.

And it's probably because I'm just crazy. Nobody understands crazy people. Not even their friends. :(

Which is sad because all your friends aren't real :(

[sciencekid]

i think you mean british english, not english english

[Lenny]

Nope, English English. 'Cos I live in England. :)

[sciencekid]

isn't england also called "great britian"

[Lenny]

There's England.

And there's the United Kingdom/Great Britain.

England is it's own country, UK and GB are the collection of England, Wales, N. Ireland and Scotland.

[sciencekid]

o, my bad. im terrible at geography :(

[Lenny]

Can't be as bad as me. I don't even know where Las Vegas is in relation to Parts of America.

Talking about Sin City, how're things going ovee there?

[sciencekid]

i don't know anything about europe's countries either
i have no idea i never have gone to las vegas before

[khwiii]

You talk too much you limey bastard!

[sciencekid]

dude, this is a forum. ppl are supposed to talk a lot here

[Jessifer]

This thread just went into the shitter. Namely the 11 posts before this...and this one, I suppose.

[khwiii]

You are a woman. You should only speak when asked!

[Jessifer]

Oh fuck you. I didn't speak, I typed.

[khwiii]

Well, how was I supposed to know you didn't use some type of speech to text program?

[Grav]

You are a woman. You should only speak when naked!
Fixed

[Jessifer]

Okay...now...No one wants to see that.

[Kaneda]

Can't be as bad as me. I don't even know where Las Vegas is in relation to Parts of America.

Talking about Sin City, how're things going ovee there?

Oh... as sinfull as ever I suppose.
She's still hurting alot and it's really stressfull for both of us. Plus... our lifestyle could be changing dramatically but I'm not going to say anything because I don't want be blabbing our personal shit on here just yet. (Even though she does it to everyone she meets ;) ).

[Willkillforfood]

Yea, that bitch. How dare she talk about personal things like relationships and such on here. These forums are resolved for you discussing your sexual escapades :p.

[klo]

Oh... as sinfull as ever I suppose.
She's still hurting alot and it's really stressfull for both of us. Plus... our lifestyle could be changing dramatically but I'm not going to say anything because I don't want be blabbing our personal shit on here just yet. (Even though she does it to everyone she meets ;) ).

yea, what the fuck, you can plan out your fucking other girls on here, but wouldnt want to put our personal shit on here? And yea, i talk about it, you dont seem to have that big of a say in it, so ill talk to people that do.
Plus im a social person, i dont save all my thoughts up to get online at night and say them in these forum things. ugh.

[!King_Amazon!]

Obviously klo is the real man in the relationship.

[Kaneda]

yea, what the fuck, you can plan out your fucking other girls on here, but wouldnt want to put our personal shit on here? And yea, i talk about it, you dont seem to have that big of a say in it, so ill talk to people that do.
Plus im a social person, i dont save all my thoughts up to get online at night and say them in these forum things. ugh.

Your done.

[Thanatos]

OOOOOHHHHH SNAAPP!!!

It's on like Donkey Kong.

[Grav]

Your done.
What does that mean?

[undeadzombieguy]

Murder, death, kill!

[!King_Amazon!]

I hope she stabs him in the balls.

[pr0xy]

What does that mean?
Grav he's talking about her done. Its kinda like the white mans varient of "Yo momma"

Honestly I'm not sure if the stupidity in this thread could increase... You 2 are idiots for getting back together...


EDIT: I am expecting the obvious response of "It just did because you posted"

[Jessifer]

Again, something that should be recorded for my personal amusement...and possibly my own financial security should it be sent to me via tape.

[Willkillforfood]

Obviously she owns a done?

[Penny_Bags]

Why is this stickied anyways?

[Sovereign]

Originally I stickied it per Joe's request as a joke. I unstickied it a day later, but Grav felt like making it a sticky again.

[Willkillforfood]

This is as important as the faked landing of the moon!

[MightyJoe]

This is far more important than that.

[pr0xy]

You guys seen any pirates around here?

[Sovereign]

I read a story a few days ago about a pirate ship that tried to take out a navy destroyer. Didn't go well for the pirates

[Lenny]

A proper wooden Pirate ship? Cannons? Cutlasses? The works?

Now that's what happens when a group of actors take too many drugs.

Either that, or they were filming for Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

[Thanatos]

Or they were actual pirates.

[gruesomeBODY]

Thats awesome. I hope the navy pointed and laughed at them, then lit them up.

[Penny_Bags]

They were probably "pirates" not in the sense of the word of using cutlasses and sailing the high seas. They were probably just trying to hijack a Navy Destroyer, which would have been bad news.

[Lenny]

But think of the rewards!

A giant ship with big guns and all the Seamen you could ever wish for!

[Willkillforfood]

But think of the rewards!

A giant ship with big guns and all the Seamen you could ever wish for!

What are you suggesting you do to the seamen, Lenny? x_x.

[Lenny]

Get them to sail the ship whilst you have fun in your cabin?

[Willkillforfood]

I'm wondering what means you'll have to make a load of HOSTILE seamen listen to you :P.

[Lenny]

Nut 'em, shove raw ginger up their ass, and blow Hot Pepper Powder up their noses.

That'll teach 'em to stop being hostile.

A technique that can be used against partners who are unfaithful.

[sciencekid]

lol, raw ginger... now that one i haven't heard of doing before

[MightyJoe]

Way to take this great thread off topic, and now its un-stickied.

[Thanatos]

That's what Lenny and WillKillForFood are notorious for. Yeah, it gets old but I don't even read their posts anymore.

[Grav]

I mostly blame sciencekid and gruesome for spreading their estrogen all over Zelaron.

[gruesomeBODY]

If you knew anything about the human body, males produce estrogen too. So, to make this easy for u to understand, u produce it too. Oh and by the way, you probably produce more and that is why u have bitch tits.

Anyways, has anybody cheated and gotten caught in the act?

[Grav]

Of course men produce estrogen, but they don't secrete it out their manginas like you pair of ballerinas.

[gruesomeBODY]

Of course men produce estrogen, but they don't secrete it out their manginas like you pair of ballerinas.
The way u worded it before made me feel like you had no idea that men produced estrogen. My fault. But how can i secrete anything from my "mangina" onto an internet site? Im very interested for this explanation.

[Grav]

The way u worded it before made me feel like you had no idea that men produced estrogen. My fault. But how can i secrete anything from my "mangina" onto an internet site? Im very interested for this explanation.
The overwhelming smell of fag eminating from your mangina clouds your brain further and causes you to infest the forum with your venereal typing disease, also known as idiocy.

Since sciencekid has got his face firmly planted in your cooch, he's also a victim I'm afraid.

[gruesomeBODY]

The overwhelming smell of fag eminating from your mangina clouds your brain further and causes you to infest the forum with your venereal typing disease, also known as idiocy.

Since sciencekid has got his face firmly planted in your cooch, he's also a victim I'm afraid.
So you can smell shit through your computer now. Interesting. Thank god i dont have this incredible computer because i know you still wear those diapers and have no control over your bowels. It could be a real mess.

[Grav]

I'm just shitting all over your life, gruesome.

[Thanatos]

I'm just shitting all over your life, gruesome.

You're a fucking clown. Give it a rest.

[Lenny]

I managed to swing it in the direction again...ish...OK, I'll shutup now.

At least...and this is a big at least...at least I'm not flaming people in here. Like someone or three.

[Willkillforfood]

That's what Lenny and WillKillForFood are notorious for. Yeah, it gets old but I don't even read their posts anymore.

We all KNOW how you feel Thanatos. Bitch to someone who cares, maybe? Oh wait, don't bitch at all and we'll all be happy :).

[Thanatos]

I was bitching? News to me.

[Willkillforfood]

Just learning all kinds of shit today, aren't ya?

[Grav]

You're a fucking clown. Give it a rest.
Thanks for playing.

[Sovereign]

El closed V_V V_V Twas funny while it lasted.

BTW Kaneda, editing your first post when someone has already quoted you does nothing :p.

[Sovereign]

Bump for reference.. Shit was this really that long ago.