TheIrishCarBomb

[gruesomeBODY]

Ok guys, well my router hasnt been working so i have been playing alot of matches with my buddy "TheIrishCarBomb." Im usually his guest so what im going to do is have him send u guys friend requests. Accept them and then when im on, ill tell him to send over party invites. Dont bombard him with messages, ill just be doing ot to u. The thing is we cant play ranked games, but can have a good time in team training, multiteam, the sack of action and rumble armory. Thanks for listening and have a nice day.

[Titusfied]

Hit me up with a friend request from him and when I'm playing next I'll keep an eye out for you two. Sweet!

[glory_gamer]

so will he be car bombing me?

[kenpo sensei]

Is he Irish (Spring)

[gruesomeBODY]

yes he is irish and when i get on with him ill have him send u an invite. He might be next into our clan.

[tidus2005]

Yeah tell him to invite Tidus2005 because that is the account that me and Sue are playing on right now till he gets his fixed.

[sue_13]

Damn "rogue device" of mine.

[glory_gamer]

hey homo dont blame the rogues!

[kenpo sensei]

Sue and Glory forgot to tell you about the first game we played together last night.

[gruesomeBODY]

really what happened

[sue_13]

Kenpo had more kills than us. He actually was moving around like he had a clue for once (You know you're my boy Kenpo). I was still more positive than he was though. So I win.

[Titusfied]

No you don't. You lose. I'm about to get on, I think..

[glory_gamer]

sweet ... u getting on make me feel good

[gruesomeBODY]

like the good he use to feel with his gf

[kenpo sensei]

Sue always has to get the last word in. Its ok Sue, its was fun playing.

[tidus2005]

Yeah but kenpo you followed up your amazing game with a rather sub par one.

[gruesomeBODY]

A sub par of negative 15 right?

[tidus2005]

I dont remember exactly but i know he was definately very negative.

[kenpo sensei]

Hey, when you use so much focus and energy on one game it takes alot out of you. Remember I'm old, I've been getting better, I just get the time to play like you guys do.

[gruesomeBODY]

I know Kenpo and this is why you will always be my meatshield.

[kenpo sensei]

Thanks again Gruesome, you know how to cheer someone up.

[gruesomeBODY]

I know. It must be a gift.

[kenpo sensei]

Gift is not the word I was looking for, No.

[glory_gamer]

weak Gruesome .. dont bring up the Ex plz!

[Titusfied]

What, that religious whore that blew every other dude she ever met, including sue?

[sue_13]

Yeah, she totally got herpes from me after that. I hope you didn't kiss her.

[Titusfied]

What a little hoe bag that slut was.

Bitch.

[tidus2005]

She was a hoe fo shoe.

[sue_13]

She was a hoe fo shoe.

Fo shoe? As in Nike?

[steveharris666]

I'm thinkin more along the lines of Reebok or a good New Balance.

[gruesomeBODY]

Wow, Harris is still alive. Hasn't smoked himself outside of this Universe yet.

[glory_gamer]

Not cool u guys.
Lets leave her out of this plz.
That is something i would love to get over.

[kenpo sensei]

True very true

[sue_13]

Yes, I told you all I would bring him back. It's a revolution. Now you should go get JR back. God knows where he is.

[gruesomeBODY]

Probably with some ugly chick, as usual. Actually, he is rooming with some chick at the moment and is happy i think.

[Titusfied]

Actually, my guess would be with some chick that outweights him.. Well, who doesn't?

[sue_13]

I think Titus killed him so he could keep his sig.

[Titusfied]

Hey! Shhhhhh!

This is in no way, shape, or form a written confession in any case that JR is found in a ditch on the side of the road.

[kenpo sensei]

To late I have recorded this for further investigational purposes.

[gruesomeBODY]

Shit Titus, Your Fucked.

[Titusfied]

Alright, I just shat myself. Now what? I already fucked at lunch..

[gruesomeBODY]

Clean your pants and you should be set. If theres more, then call your mommy.

[glory_gamer]

O no lets not get back on the titus's mom subject or gruesome's hot cuz!

[kenpo sensei]

Lets talk about Gruesomes hot cuz.

[Titusfied]

I still want to see a picture of dis hoe!

[glory_gamer]

I think everyone does.

[Titusfied]

I mean, I already licked her pussy for an hour, but I didn't see her face. We were both really really drunk.

[kenpo sensei]

OOH, thats a hit.

[glory_gamer]

WHOOOOOP there it is!

[gruesomeBODY]

Wow thank you all for bringing that up. I still have titus's mom on my comp so dont make me put the pic back up. Oh and titus, my cuz told me that u were the worst she has ever had. She just faked all of those orgasims so that you wouldnt feel sorry for yourself Also, u missed both holes (twice) and fucked your bed instead. She didnt say anything cause u looked happy. And u also shot your load a bit early (twice) inless then 20 seconds. Man, it must suck to be u. How does your girlfriend put up with u???

[glory_gamer]

Wow, that is harsh!

[kenpo sensei]

Whoo, that was harsh, but good.

[Titusfied]

You see, the thing with my girlfriend is, that I fuck her with a dildo for the first 10 minutes, then a swap over to the real deal for my 20 seconds of pleasure and bliss. Then I blow my load all over her face and punch her in the nose (Although admittedly, I sometimes miss and hit her in the eye).

I knew your cousin didn't feel as warm as I was used to! Damnit, I fuck beds waaaay too often. I really need to figure out a chick's anatomy one of these days.

So seriously, does your cousin want to fuck me?

[gruesomeBODY]

From what shw said, she would never do it again cause it was to funny. She said instead of getting off, she would laugh and hurt your feelings. She did mention though that she would give you another shot if u changed genders cause you made her gay. Thanks alot titus

[Titusfied]

Consider it done. I'm now Titusette.

Now can I fuck her?

[gruesomeBODY]

I dont think its fucken but go ahead. Just dont fail again cause there is nothing for her after going gay. If she becomes a nun, then i might have to kill you. My uncle will thank u, but she or me wont

[glory_gamer]

Wow, I think i know where this is going to go!

[gruesomeBODY]

Why what did i say to bring this on?

[glory_gamer]

Wow thank you all for bringing that up. I still have titus's mom on my comp so dont make me put the pic back up. Oh and titus, my cuz told me that u were the worst she has ever had. She just faked all of those orgasims so that you wouldnt feel sorry for yourself Also, u missed both holes (twice) and fucked your bed instead. She didnt say anything cause u looked happy. And u also shot your load a bit early (twice) inless then 20 seconds. Man, it must suck to be u. How does your girlfriend put up with u???
UMMMM? MAYBE THIS!?

[gruesomeBODY]

True True

[glory_gamer]

Just thought i would help u with that one.

[Titusfied]

Bergoflickle!

[glory_gamer]

Bergoflickles!

[gruesomeBODY]

wordsthatidontunderstand

[*t-bagged_22*]

Turggleflurgle...Traveshamockery...Peteyperformsor alwhileplayingatgloryshouse

[Titusfied]

LOUD NOISES!!i!

[glory_gamer]

i like the last bit lol

[gruesomeBODY]

cause hes sucking you off, but hes upset now cause u wont give him thereacharound

[sue_13]

Ihatethisthread.

[glory_gamer]

noudont!

[Titusfied]

wtfthissucksmajorly

[kenpo sensei]

I agree Sue

[sue_13]

Thank you Kenpo.

[kenpo sensei]

Your welcome Sue

[Titusfied]

Fuck you, both of you.

[kenpo sensei]

No thanks, you have all those nasty problems that I dont want, and your not my type. I would hate to see what your type is. Have a nice day.

[gruesomeBODY]

His type is the one legged protsitute on the side of the road.

[kenpo sensei]

Your right Gruesome, her name is PEG

[gruesomeBODY]

powned hahah U win Kenpo

[kenpo sensei]

Good I get the cookie

[glory_gamer]

Or u get the reply!

[gruesomeBODY]

I dont know if u really want the cookie kenpo, especially from this clan

[glory_gamer]

Maybe brownie?

[gruesomeBODY]

no ice cream for sure

[GutterMind]

Okay - WTF.... I might be new at this, but never speak of cookies, brownies, ice cream or one legged prostitutes without notifying me of the discussion.

[gruesomeBODY]

thats what u get for joining late gutter

[sue_13]

Gutter types with proper capitalization and punctation! Thank god! Guttermind for president!

[glory_gamer]

Now say that is spanish.

[sue_13]

¡Guttermind escribe en computadoras con capitalización y punctation apropiados! ¡Dé gracias a dios! ¡Guttermind para el presidente!

[GutterMind]

Eso es de lo que fucking estoy hablando!!!!!!
FYI - English version: That's what I am fucking talking about!!!!!

[kenpo sensei]

Very nice SUe, how about japanese?

[gruesomeBODY]

Eso es de lo que fucking estoy hablando!!!!!!
FYI - English version: That's what I am fucking talking about!!!!!
What makes me happy is that fucking is the same word in english and spanish

[GutterMind]

American profanity is the the Latin of language, it is universal.

[gruesomeBODY]

I can see that, bu ti still think its awesome

[glory_gamer]

Sue i hate u!

[Titusfied]

Blasphemy!

That's right.

[GutterMind]

Blasphemy:In Spanish is "blasfemia"
And kenpo, "fuck you" in Japanese is 性交しなさい

[sue_13]

I don't do Japanese Kenpon, nor do I know how to type in Japanese Symbols. I only need one more quarter of spanish here to pick up a minor since I took a ton in high school. I don't think I'm going to though, but who knows. It couldn't hurt.

[glory_gamer]

Yea i couldnt do spanish. Got yelled at alot in my last one.

[GutterMind]

Anyone think to ask kenpo how to spell anything in Japanese?

[glory_gamer]

Dad, How do u spell 1 in jap?

[GutterMind]

Isn't odd how these threads go from topic to topic. Let's combine them. I say we talk about a one-legged prostitute with HIV who bakes the best brownies....

[gruesomeBODY]

well it should be a spanish one legged prostitute for one thing and yea lets talk about her. Did she do u real good gutter?

[kenpo sensei]

I think it would be a good idea Sue.

[GutterMind]

well it should be a spanish one legged prostitute for one thing and yea lets talk about her. Did she do u real good gutter?
Fuck yeah, and the best part, I couldn't understand a word she said. The perfect woman.....

[Titusfied]

I ain't even no da English, homie.

[kenpo sensei]

Shit Tidus, do you have one leg? I can't understand that.

[GutterMind]

Shit Tidus, do you have one leg? I can't understand that.
No, Tidus has two legs. The prostitute only has one leg, but it makes it easier to spin her round-and-round.

[Titusfied]

TiTus..

[GutterMind]

My bad. Titus has two legs, so does Tidus, but the one prostitute has only one leg.

[glory_gamer]

Tidus hasnt posted in a while!

[kenpo sensei]

What about Titus, Tidus, Titalishick. WTF

[glory_gamer]

Its ok dad, We all make mistakes.

[GutterMind]

Its ok dad, We all make mistakes.
Kenpo just makes more than most of us.

[gruesomeBODY]

He shouldnt cause hes old and more wise. Well hes old at least

[GutterMind]

Yes he is old and wise, that's why he got a "gamer chair". He is smart enough to sit his old and blind ass closer to the fucking TV....

[glory_gamer]

He also got a deal on it lol

[gruesomeBODY]

So now hes blind too. damn i dont want o grow up

[GutterMind]

Yes, but remember how wise he is.

[kenpo sensei]

And good looking, I past that on to Glory, I think?

[GutterMind]

I told you guys his vision sucked. See, he thinks he is good looking. Now that is fucking blindness!

[kenpo sensei]

Are you calling my son ugly? Maybe he got his looks from his mother?.?.?>?..

[glory_gamer]

:( Ouch!

[gruesomeBODY]

Are u saying your wife is ugly. Wow harsh world out in Ohio

[glory_gamer]

His EX!

[kenpo sensei]

Ex-Ex-Ex-Ex-Ex. Did you get that.

[GutterMind]

I don't know or care where glory got his looks. I'm just saying kenpo is old, ugly, and blind!!

[Titusfied]

True, true, and...... well, true.

[gruesomeBODY]

Well then you slept with a slampig, gross

[kenpo sensei]

See even Gutter is pleased with my looks. I think he is gay though.

[glory_gamer]

I will go with glory finding his looks. Not getting!

[gruesomeBODY]

I plead the fifth

[kenpo sensei]

Ok, I'll bite on this, where did you find them?

[glory_gamer]

Yard sale!

[GutterMind]

Chances are glory that you were adopted, because kenpo is ugly and you don't have to claim him. And kenpo, go fuck yourself - you morphidite fag!!!!

[gruesomeBODY]

I cant believe you guys are friends, unless........

[glory_gamer]

Unless what?

[gruesomeBODY]

unless they are gay together

[glory_gamer]

I really dont want to know!

[Titusfied]

Glory holes?

[sue_13]

Oh snap! Glory's name just got it's socks rocked off.

[kenpo sensei]

Remeber Gruesome. I'm going to try and come up there. Walk softly.

[gruesomeBODY]

You mean "cum up the hersey highway" right. Powned

[glory_gamer]

WoW, i love when ppl say glory holes.
They cant think of anything different to say when i am kicking there ass!

[Titusfied]

Gruesome Glory Holes!

[kenpo sensei]

You want fucked in the ass? Thats not good Gruesome.

[gruesomeBODY]

Hey i never said anything, your son asked

[GutterMind]

What the fuck is in the water up in Ohio? You guys are too much! Kenpo, you better be careful on your trip later this month.

[glory_gamer]

Water is fine. Just the beer we get from down south does this shit to us!

[GutterMind]

Well remember, the war was never over with us. Guess it's just our way of making the North self-destruct!

[glory_gamer]

Well its just funny getting called a yankee while u walk around there.

[GutterMind]

Stay for a while and they will call you a "damn yankee"...

[gruesomeBODY]

Im a yankee fan

[GutterMind]

Figures...
Braves Rule!

[glory_gamer]

Boo! Cleveland INdians!

[Titusfied]

Phillies.. Damnit!

[GutterMind]

Not a Twins fan, but hated to see that Kirby Puckett had passed. His 10 year stretch was pretty remarkable. However, the BRAVES STILL RULE.

[sue_13]

I'm not going to lie, I'm a Yankee fan too. Alex Rodriguez is the best player in the league.

Titus- Your Phillys may be looking to come around here very soon. Mark my words.

Gutter- The Braves died when they broke up their pitching rotation of the mid 90's, they are just not fun to watch anymore.

[GutterMind]

Maybe, but I'm not going to be a fair-weather fan and just be there when their winning. Good or bad, Go Braves!

[glory_gamer]

SUe! What about your best friend huh?

[gruesomeBODY]

Thank you Sue. Yes the Yankees are the best, granted they pay the most money to have the best team. Still, the pitching is questionable, but the lineup is probably the best hitting squad ever to play the game.

[glory_gamer]

Thats an arrow in the heart.

[gruesomeBODY]

And it feels like i shot it, when in fact, i didnt.

[sue_13]

They are seven deep in the starting pitching department this year. They picked up a ton of help in the off-season. Look for two of those pitchers to drop down and fill the long/middle relief void that could be the Achilles Heel this year. I don't think pitching will be an issue like last year.

[glory_gamer]

YAY! Achilles Heel!