Medieval Bob
2006-01-09, 12:47 PM
So we're at this bar last night. It's pretty fun. I'm making the rounds... dancing with every hot girl I see (one of them a full 6 inches taller than me... omfg). Anyhow, we close em down at 2 and stop at Waffle House before we head home. It's me, my friend Adam, his date Kristi, and her friend Aaron.
So we walk in, and it's nearly empty. There's one table with 2 girls at it. So I go to the bathroom when we go in. When I come out, they're at the table next to the girls. As soon as we order, I stand up and step over to the girls' table.
Mind if I sit here?
Of course not.
So we sit and make small talk for half an hour or so. I'm laying on the mack. They start getting ready to leave, and I tell the girl I'm sitting next to, Beth, "You know, you should probably give me your number." She replies, "Well..." and before she gets to the second 'l', Adam leans over and yells, "Hey man! Let me see those pictures of the gang bang we had last night!"
"We didn't have a g... I mean... Man shut the fuck up. I'm trying to get this girl's number!"
So I look back at her, and she's laughing. I tell her, "Okay, how about I give you my number, and you can call me?" She pulls out her phone, and I start telling her what the number is. Then Kristi leans out and says, "He gives his number to all the girls!"
O M F G
Anyhow, she's got my number, but there's no way I'm getting a call. Un-fucking-believable...
So we walk in, and it's nearly empty. There's one table with 2 girls at it. So I go to the bathroom when we go in. When I come out, they're at the table next to the girls. As soon as we order, I stand up and step over to the girls' table.
Mind if I sit here?
Of course not.
So we sit and make small talk for half an hour or so. I'm laying on the mack. They start getting ready to leave, and I tell the girl I'm sitting next to, Beth, "You know, you should probably give me your number." She replies, "Well..." and before she gets to the second 'l', Adam leans over and yells, "Hey man! Let me see those pictures of the gang bang we had last night!"
"We didn't have a g... I mean... Man shut the fuck up. I'm trying to get this girl's number!"
So I look back at her, and she's laughing. I tell her, "Okay, how about I give you my number, and you can call me?" She pulls out her phone, and I start telling her what the number is. Then Kristi leans out and says, "He gives his number to all the girls!"
O M F G
Anyhow, she's got my number, but there's no way I'm getting a call. Un-fucking-believable...