I have an itch

[Gsus]

So i have this itch on my back that I just cant seem to reach. What do i do?

P.S- I tried using a fork, but its not so good.

[Original Sin]

Use the doorway corner, it seems to work for me....well that or ask somebody else to scratch it for you.

[Mantralord]

i usually use all the sharp solder points from an old ISA card to scratch my back

[1dumMan]

try having ur mommy scratch it...that usually worked for me when i lived with mine...haha...or ur boyfriend ya fruitcake......ummm...ill have the chicken mctesticals....wait no ill take the mcpenis fillet please :)

[Kaneda]

try having ur mommy scratch it...that usually worked for me when i lived with mine...haha...or ur boyfriend ya fruitcake......ummm...ill have the chicken mctesticals....wait no ill take the mcpenis fillet please :)
lol wtf?

by the way w/b Gsus

[gruesomeBODY]

i say lay on a carpet and itch it away

[Sovereign]

I recommend a rake.

[Willkillforfood]

Hold a cat by its tail against your back.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

So i have this itch on my back that I just cant seem to reach. What do i do?

P.S- I tried using a fork, but its not so good.
GSUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[Grav]

I just realize your name is a play off of "Jesus"

[Jamesadin]

Rulers work well, or the corners of cabnets.

[HandOfHeaven]

I'd get some sort of scratching post device...

[pr0xy]

You could just kill yourself. That way you would also be preventing any future problems or discomforts that you may have.

[PureRebel]

use a hairbrush it works so good or just go with 1dumbman and get your mom thats what i do :D

[pr0xy]

use a hairbrush it works so good or just go with 1dumbman and get your mom thats what i do :D

Yeah I also get your mom... Every night.

[Lenny]

You could follow the example of a goat and rub yourself against a really rough brick wall for a bit. It works...to some extent. At least you won't have any back skin left to have an itch...

[pr0xy]

You could follow the example of a goat and rub yourself against a really rough brick wall for a bit. It works...to some extent. At least you won't have any back skin left to have an itch...

Just massive loss of blood.

[Hades-Knight]

Yeah I also get your mom... Every night.



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sovereign]

Goats. Always good role models to follow.

[gruesomeBODY]

Just massive loss of blood.
which will require a really big bandage.

If u want to get rid of the itch, jump in a shower and throw a hairdryer into it. The electricity will stop ur neurons from aggrevating a certain area which causes itching. If u are lucky enough to survive, then ull never be itchy again

[Gsus]

Hey, this was supposed to be in the help forum damnit. Oh and i think im gonna go with the rake idea... sounds good.

[pr0xy]

Hey, this was supposed to be in the help forum damnit. Oh and i think im gonna go with the rake idea... sounds good.

FOOL!

[Lenny]

Didja know, Pygmy GOats (the type I've got two of) are one of the most intelligent goat species. For example, if they find something is wrong in their living area, for example a fence with a goat-shaped hole in it, they will stand next to that hole and bleat madly until their owner comes along to fix it. If they do manage to escape, however, they will either stay just outside the stables, or trot up to the owners house and bleat madly to tell them they've escaped.

Very clever. :D

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The rake sounds good.

Hopefully it'l still work 3 days after the initial itch. :)

[Sovereign]

Put some botox on it before you scratch. Make your back look young again too.