View Full Version : I am going to STAB Christina Aguilera for her christmas song.
That's all I have to say. I hate the bitch.
If you haven't heard it, don't.
HandOfHeaven
2005-12-01, 10:33 PM
Fuck the pop bitch. I have been advised that it'd be more bearable to stab my ears than listen to it.
Bon Clay
2005-12-02, 01:53 AM
I would stab her but not for the Christmas song or with a knife. I hope you can figure that statement out.
gruesomeBODY
2005-12-02, 08:10 AM
i always bleed from the ears when i hear her christmas sons. But when listening to DIRTY however........
You'd also fuck a headless chicken (in the neck), so that's beside the point.
kad13780
2005-12-02, 10:07 AM
That's all I have to say. I hate the bitch.
If you haven't heard it, don't.
You dont even really know about Christina Aguilera anymore.
Don't know about her? In what way?
The "Don't know how many STDs she has" way?
kad13780
2005-12-02, 10:13 AM
seriously, you like to think you know.....but in reality what is truth? the inverse of falsifications? or is it all just relative? is there actually free will? or will i fornicate with your mother once again?
Willkillforfood
2005-12-03, 01:15 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
Need I say more?
Anyways ...why'd you even listen to her music? Do you "feel like a woman"? *breaks into song and dance*
Jamesadin
2005-12-03, 03:37 PM
I'd still tap it.
gruesomeBODY
2005-12-03, 04:58 PM
as would i
Willkillforfood
2005-12-03, 05:39 PM
Yea ...I probably would too ...twice. Even if she's not that hot a lot of people would for money I bet :P.
Dar_Win
2005-12-03, 05:58 PM
I would easily.
Willkillforfood
2005-12-03, 06:35 PM
Get your perscription filled?
Kaneda
2005-12-03, 07:03 PM
Damn mother fucker! How many posts have you made today? I checked in here two hours or so ago and you only had 90 posts. Ha ha ahhh ha. *Blank*
Edi-tOk Iremember what this thread is about. Christiana whatever. I thought her music career(sp) was dead? Shes just kinda... straggeling.
Great-Thanatos
2005-12-03, 07:57 PM
Damn mother fucker! How many posts have you made today? I checked in here two hours or so ago and you only had 90 posts. Ha ha ahhh ha. *Blank*
Edi-tOk Iremember what this thread is about. Christiana whatever. I thought her music career(sp) was dead? Shes just kinda... straggeling.
Hasn't he only been here 2 days?
I don't like her or the other one britney spears
Sovereign
2005-12-04, 03:58 AM
I hate all special xmas songs.
I hate modern music for the most part as well, so I'm spared from listening to most this shit.
kad13780
2005-12-04, 07:06 PM
speaking of vagina's, i'd fornicate with Christina Aguilera's.
Maybe YOU would... I mean, I've seen your girlfriend. Low standards.
kad13780
2005-12-04, 07:10 PM
yeah, but it's not like i have sex with my girlfriend
-=who has sex with their girlfriend?=-
Thanatos
2005-12-04, 09:07 PM
Who has sex with other people's girlfriends?
Woohah. You better believe it.
Who delivers ten times out of ten?
Lenny
2005-12-05, 11:50 AM
Wasn't that...hmmm...don't tell me, I'll remember!
Was it...Rico? No...Thanatos? Hmmm...I give up.
Whatever happened to Mydogisyourdog and Mightychicken? And so guy called Joe? I remember them being here when I joined, but they filtered into nothingness... :(
And singers like Aguilera should be shot. Crap music poisoning the world.
Willkillforfood
2005-12-05, 12:43 PM
Hasn't he only been here 2 days?
I don't like her or the other one britney spears
Technically I've been here a year or two. But in reality, yea like 3-4 days now :P.
Dar_Win
2005-12-05, 02:41 PM
Nice avatar, Lenny. :) Way to bring some holiday spirit to Zelaron.
Kaneda
2005-12-06, 01:54 PM
I had a nice holiday sig but Titus was crying about it.
Willkillforfood
2005-12-08, 08:26 AM
Bring it back out Kaneda ...we need something to bitch about.
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