Idiot's guide to Talking About Sex

[Toysoldier]

I say we all just randomly talk about SEX.

By that I mean:
What is it? I'm a twenty year old male virgin/unicorn.
What's it like?
How does one talk about it without knowing anything about it yet still maintain the appearance of knowing about it if, for reasons probably tracable to insanity, he needs to talk about it without doing it? Remember, i'm like a UNICORN.
What's the average age for beginners?
How many partners does it take to make a (Derogatory term for female of loose inclinations deleted)? A "Player"?
Does anyone pay attention to "Thou shalt not commit adultery" anymore?
Is chivalry dead? Who killed it?
And anything else that goes.

[Thanatos]

Your parents didn't give you the "birds and the bees" speech?

[D3V]

Sex with your hand doesn't count. Therefouth you will remain a virgin your whole life.

[Kaneda]

Hella nice!

Gender:
Male
Biography:
I don't play video games.
Interests:
None since I quit doing drugs.
Occupation:
Losing my mind.
Dream Job:
Pharmacist.
Favorite Games:
I don't "Game" it.
Preferred Music:
I don't listen to music.
Favorite Phrase:
Have fun, like an advertisement.
How did you find out about Zelaron:
Strange Man from New York.

I call bullshit!

[Grav]

The profile? Actually it's completely true.

[Toysoldier]

The profile? Actually it's completely true.

Sad, yet true.

Well, the idea was to get a bunch of really adolescent talk about sex so I could like, pretend to be on level with everyone else my age.

I say, in responding to this thread, empty your personal life without shame or remorse to the public eye.

[gruesomeBODY]

to be concered a player, it takes at least 3 women in the same month. But thats what me and my friends concider a player. Adultry is through the roof and women are just looking for the best sexual experience possible

[D3V]

Grav's 8th account.

[Thanatos]

It's not fucking him. Shut up.

[Willkillforfood]

Thanatos's video avatar will fill you in on everything.

[JRwakebord]

and women are just looking for the best sexual experience possible


And that's a bad thing??

[gruesomeBODY]

no i was just leting him know

[Willkillforfood]

It's a bad thing if it involves lies and deceit, sure. Be open if you're not satisfied and leave the relationship if you must.

[Jessifer]

Just go look at some pr0n.

I'm a 21 year old virgin and I know more about sex than I care to know.

[Grav]

I still want to know things. Like what's the proper way to mong?

[Jessifer]

I think I'd rather not know.

[Grav]

You're just not a go-getter.

[Jessifer]

And that I'll have to agree with.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I say we all just randomly talk about SEX.

By that I mean:

Does anyone pay attention to "Thou shalt not commit adultery" anymore?

Nope.

[Willkillforfood]

Just go look at some pr0n.

I'm a 21 year old virgin and I know more about sex than I care to know.

So you learned more than you wanted to know about sex by watching too much pr0n?

[Jessifer]

That and what others have forced upon me.

[HandOfHeaven]

Do you know what a 'clitoris' is? (lollerskates!)

[gruesomeBODY]

i would hope that she knew what a clit was. She probably has one if she is a female. Now for the other guy, just go type in clit on images at google and they will show u. enjoy

[HandOfHeaven]

Ha, I should have had sarcastic tags around that. I go up to a lot of my friends and just go 'Do you know what a clitoris is?'

[Titusfied]

That and what others have forced upon me.

Rape?

[Thanatos]

She's said this many times before...

[Titusfied]

What do I know? Sorry if I don't remember every little thing about every member ever to come through here, although I do remember something along the lines in this instance.

[Kaneda]

All girls are getting raped (I guess "nowadays"). I know for a fact I meet more girls that have been raped or sexually abused when they were young, than girls that haven't.


Also, doesn't that disqualify you for your Virgin ID?

[Thanatos]

What do I know? Sorry if I don't remember every little thing about every member ever to come through here

Shame on you!

[Jessifer]

Not what I was talking about, actually. More along the lines of porn. Anyone remember that thread on Chunneling? Yeah. That's more along the lines of what I'm talking about.

And Kaneda, in my eyes I'm a virgin until I give myself to someone willingly. Having it forcefully taking away from me doesn't count. Not to me, anyway.

[Willkillforfood]

Porn rape doesn't count.

[HandOfHeaven]

You've seen the tape as well?

[JRwakebord]

It has crappy sound quality.

[Titusfied]

Picture is pretty blurry too. :(

[JRwakebord]

All in all, I'd give it a 2/10.

[Grav]

Stop triple-sigging.

[JRwakebord]

Hey, he copied me.

[Titusfied]

Wait, what?

[JRwakebord]

Who?

Mike Jones!

[Grav]

Keep it up and you'll be Losered!

[kad13780]

personally, i have mixed feelings about the clitoris, i get to workin that son of a bitch and suddenly im her best friend. then i cant get rid of her though.....all i wanted to do is rub her dirty spot!

[kad13780]

is it wrong that secretly i hate my girlfriend?

dont get me wrong, it's not so much an undying hatred as it is a constant state of "what the fuck am i thinking." It's a long story

[Grav]

Why are you triple posting?

And maybe you should make your own thread about it.

[Titusfied]

Haha, no way! I love the random comments. That was seriously the most entertainment I've gotten out of Zelaron in about a month. And it was two short posts. Sad..

[HandOfHeaven]

personally, i have mixed feelings about the clitoris

That had me laughing for a good 5 minutes.

[Ganga]

Haha, no way! I love the random comments. That was seriously the most entertainment I've gotten out of Zelaron in about a month. And it was two short posts. Sad..

Hahaha, that was the funny as hell.

[Curian]

So you learned more than you wanted to know about sex by watching too much pr0n?
I thought it was Tr0n not Pr0n.

[Jessifer]

...wtf?

[Titusfied]

We simply try to ignore the drooling monkey turds.. it's less... irritating that way. :(