Paid to drink beer

[kenpo sensei]

Thats right, tonight Im being paid to work undercover and drink beer. Life is good sometimes....

[JRwakebord]

What??? YOU SUCK!!!

[kenpo sensei]

Aint it sweet

[JRwakebord]

Why did you make 2 threads about the same thing?

[kenpo sensei]

I didnt see the first one show up. Can I delete it?

[JRwakebord]

Haha nope.

Time limits suck balls.

[Pokerkat]

why are you getting paid to drink? and where can I sign up lol

[JRwakebord]

Yah you might have to wait a couple years on that one PK...

[kenpo sensei]

Working undercover on a Embezzlement case at TGI Fridays

[Pokerkat]

sounds like a cool mission, are you a cop or just hired by them?

[kenpo sensei]

Chief Detective

[glory_gamer]

BOO on u!!!! I WANT TO BE PAID FOR THAT!!

[JRwakebord]

You're 18. Shut up.

[glory_gamer]

So! Then It Will Be Even Better Undercover Work~!!!

[kenpo sensei]

oh yea.................

[Pokerkat]

so is chief detective like Head Hancho?

[Grav]

Do an investigation into why the period key on your keyboard is stuck.

[kenpo sensei]

Yes I did, I have a big penis and it keeps hitting it. WOW must be getting cold

[kenpo sensei]

I hold the rank of Commander

[S2 AM]

I hold the rank of Commander

.....................Then I hold the rank of Field General......................................

[S2 AM]

.....................Then I hold the rank of Field General......................................

Do an investigation into why the period key on your keyboard is stuck.

Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, I'm so good.

Damn 'i' key.

[kenpo sensei]

Your Riiiiiight

[gruesomeBODY]

thats fucken awesome

[glory_gamer]

no i am fucking awsome.........

[Titusfied]

I don't get it.. :confused:

[gruesomeBODY]

so how did it go kenpo

[kenpo sensei]

Great, Caught two people stealing from the bar, both bartenders. Also caught another person pocketing slips for his friends. The manager said they have been loosing two-three kegs of beer a week. When I checked out the bartender only charged for a little over half of what we had to drink. They have been doing in hopes of getting larger tips for them. Plus I got to drink 6 Double Jack&Cokes and one single and watch the game!

[Titusfied]

You asshole! Don't fuck up getting cheap drinks for me!

[kenpo sensei]

OK Ill just put you in jail, hows that?

[gruesomeBODY]

haha that sounds awesome. Im jealous that i cant crack down on shit like that cause im not a cop, or over 21 for that matter

[sue_13]

Titus he's halfway across the country from you. Your drinks can still be cheap im sure.

[glory_gamer]

yea and if anything he will let u drink with him

[Titusfied]

He better.

[kenpo sensei]

Titus, if being in the military is still like it was when I was in. It dont matter how old you are you can get drunk.

[Titusfied]

I've never been one to get held back from drinking because of age. I've been boozing since 6th grade, when I was 13! Boo-yah! Maybe that's why my fond life of alcoholism is so dismal.. :(

Please don't take away by blessed free drinks at the bars I go to! Stay away from South Jersey and Philly you NARC!

[kenpo sensei]

Maybe

[gruesomeBODY]

NARC narc NArc naRC

[kenpo sensei]

Thats for drugs

[kenpo sensei]

I just got to watch some of our guys get hit with the taser

[sue_13]

How was that?

[gruesomeBODY]

must have been cool

[kenpo sensei]

If someone tells me how to do it Ill put some pics on here of it

[sue_13]

I'm sure someone can help ya with that. Post them under the Picture thread.

[gruesomeBODY]

yea u cant do a quick reply. u have to do a regular reply. To find that go above member status (above me is senior member) then click on that. From there, u go down to manage attachments and click on that. Browse ur pics and then upload them. Then ur set

[glory_gamer]

mr helpful today arent we gruesome

[Titusfied]

Why don't you help him, glory? After all..

[kenpo sensei]

He dont love me anymore..cry cry

[gruesomeBODY]

byt i love u kenpo

[Petey35]

gruesome is finally coming out of the closet

[kenpo sensei]

Thanks Gruesome

[glory_gamer]

Petey Get Back In The Closet ... The Clan Has To Make Money Some How>>>!>!>!>!!>

[Petey35]

your a bitch that is all i half to say

[gruesomeBODY]

is glory going to stand for this. I think not.

[kenpo sensei]

I think we should all hold Glory down and let Petey work out his anger

[Petey35]

i am up for that anytime

[D3V]

That's pretty awesome, lol.

[glory_gamer]

petey u know after they let me go ill kic kyour ass u little homo

[Willkillforfood]

Ken can have you killed and destroy all the evidence glory. I'd really tred lightly if I were you :o.

[gruesomeBODY]

Ken can have you killed and destroy all the evidence glory. I'd really tred lightly if I were you :o.
that absoluty made no sense whats so ever.

[kenpo sensei]

You can never distroy ALL of the evidence

[glory_gamer]

wow dont remember that post

[Willkillforfood]

that absoluty made no sense whats so ever.

I guess if you were born a 4th generation Bolivian sanitation worker it doesn't make any sense but if English is your first language it is pretty easy to figure out :o.

[glory_gamer]

right on!1!!

[JRwakebord]

I guess if you were born a 4th generation Bolivian sanitation worker it doesn't make any sense but if English is your first language it is pretty easy to figure out :o.


Get the hell out of the Dragoon forum.

[gruesomeBODY]

u didnt use periods or commas. Im no genius when it comes to the english language but i couldnt understand what u were trying to say.

[sue_13]

You didn't use periods or commas. I'm no genius when it comes to the English language, but I couldn't understand what you were trying to say.

[Grav]

Get the hell out of the Dragoon forum.
Yes... the Dragoons. The elite. The rednecks. The drunks.

[gruesomeBODY]

hey we might be the drunks but at least we good at something. I mean u have xmen on ur sig and avitar. Could u be 5. Maybe

[glory_gamer]

not so much the redneck thing either!

[kenpo sensei]

Im no drunk, I have no problem. I drink, I fall down, no problem.

[Petey35]

hey i have a hat that says that

[glory_gamer]

Well My Neck Is White!!!!

[kenpo sensei]

hey i have a hat that says that
Petey, your hat is for koolaid, your to young to drink

[Pokerkat]

I don't know Kenpo i bet he can take his liquor.

[Titusfied]

What does that mean?

[glory_gamer]

i think he is call u a pussy titus!

[kenpo sensei]

Everyone must forget how many more years of....training I have? What is your idea of taking liquor. There are a lot of things that effect the way the liquor is going to effect whoever takes it. Considering Petey build and age. I dont believe that he has had the chance to practice alot of drinking, so he is not use to doing it. I guess after about 3 or 4 drinks he is feeling the effects, and they are noticable.

[sue_13]

Yes they were noticable, and then we gave him bout 4 more and he was done for. I seriously thought he was going to injure himself. He freaked out and refused to just be cool and he was running all over the face falling down steps and running into the corners of walls. It was hilarious.

[kenpo sensei]

Falling all over the face?

[gruesomeBODY]

i use to be the 5 beer guy, but now i can down 10 and be ok. Its the hard alcohol that gets me, especially shots cause i take alot fast to try and save some money, which turns me into a fucken retard. I black out after 10 drinks of anything except beer. It takes about 15 for me to even think that i am in blackout.