XBox 360

[Titusfied]

So, who officially picked it up? Give me some mother fucking input on how majorly kickass it is!!!!!!eleven

[sue_13]

Myself and 2k5 got hosed. We both reserved ours back in september, but EB only got like 22 of them in their first shipment and we were both in the 30's on the list. They said we would both be in the second shipment which i didn't find too bad until I found out it wasn't till the first week of Jan.

[Dar_Win]

That sucks.

[Titusfied]

Oh fuck that! Are you serious? I probably would have firebombed the fucker!

[Medieval Bob]

If I had the foresight enough to realize what was going to happen (just as it happened with the ps2) I would have preoreded about 5 of them the day they went on preorder.

They're selling for a grand on ebay.. I saw a couple sell yesterday morning for $1800 each. I may do this with the ps3...

[Grav]

Shade was telling me that for a town with a population of 30,000 there are 68 consoles available. Nice ratio.

[Dar_Win]

Microsoft is retarted.

[Acer]

My friend and his hook up with Microsoft for being something something I have no idea got 3, yes 3. Selling 2 on ebay and from what I heard are going for $4,500. I havent talked to him yet since he's be busy but thats what my friend said. Kinda nuts

[Thanatos]

Yeah. I heard all Wal-Marts are only getting 30-60 consoles..

[glory_gamer]

the wal-mart here only got 6! what a bitch!

[Titusfied]

Yeah, I'm defintely doing that with the PS3's, Bob.

[Medieval Bob]

The key is just to preorder em as SOON as you can so you'll be in the top... ya know 15 or so on the list and only preorder 1 per store. So hit up several different Gamestops, Walmarts, Best Buys, etc.

[Great-Thanatos]

Sucks for you guys...I live in a town with old people we have 4-5 still in the game case ^_^ maybe i'll sell ebay!

[JRwakebord]

DO IT. You'll get good $$$.

[gruesomeBODY]

my friend george is int he 30's as well. i might just steal it from him or just play it non stop so he thinks its mine til i get mine.

[glory_gamer]

kenpo got one that lucky basturd!!!!!

[kenpo sensei]

Dont have it yet.. maybe today or next day...........

[Pokerkat]

the wal mart in dover only got 23-24.

[glory_gamer]

wal-mart can suck me off!!!

[Petey35]

you would like that is it was one fat guy cause we know you and gruesome are coming out of the closet together

[sue_13]

Petey's posts are almost incomprehensible.

[JRwakebord]

It's because he's an alcoholic.

[glory_gamer]

i think petey wants someone to leave the closet with him?

[gruesomeBODY]

and hes asking for u glory i can tell

[Pokerkat]

that or since petey is a virgin he is in the closet by himself, j/k Petey

[kenpo sensei]

The 360 is bad ass, I did not have any trouble loading the stuff for it to play Halo. All I did was put the game in and it ask if I wanted to load the update for it. I did have to spend some time loading all of the maps on. Call of Duty is pretty cool.

[glory_gamer]

:mad: I Hate U!!!!!!!1

[JRwakebord]

Is there a significant difference in how Halo2 looks on the 360 compared to the original box?

And don't send me links to bungie.net posts, I want to hear it from someone who actually has one.

[glory_gamer]

Yes There Is@!@@@!!!

[kenpo sensei]

I can tell that the images look better for halo on the 360. The newer games like the Call of Duty I can really see the dif.

[glory_gamer]

I Want!!! I Want!!!!

[kenpo sensei]

I bet!!! I bet!!!

[Lenny]

Out of interest are you using the TV you used with the Xbox or a HD TV?

Also, someone do that with the PS3, and if it's cheap enough I'll buy it from you. :p

And a little bit of news from across the pond - the same thing with the release happened over here. Too few were sent for too many people.

For some reason they had a min-report of a 6y/o stood in line for the 360 with her fatherm writing a letter to Santa in case they didn't get one. A 6 y/o?!

The thing is, she got it!

[gruesomeBODY]

i really want one so bad. My friend up here has one and plays perfect dark zero for hours on end. He is addicted. I better have one by the time halo 3 comes out or i might kill someone, namely my friend

[sue_13]

Or yourself?

[glory_gamer]

Go For The Gold...

[JRwakebord]

Just be sure to do it in a manly way.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

[kenpo sensei]

I have played on the same tv as the xbox, and on a plasma hdtv..with the 360. Both are great, plasma is better

[sue_13]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse...u=manly_suicide

Go with one or a combination of the bottom two.

[glory_gamer]

very nice .... lets incourage him to kill himself ... great clan spirit!

[Titusfied]

God damnit, filtered..

[kenpo sensei]

Nothing but friends here I see

[sue_13]

I got my 360 today. Love it.

[glory_gamer]

Fuck U!!! I Hate U!!!

[Titusfied]

Oh shit, seriously? How is it? Do you notice anything different with gameplay in Halo 2 for example??

[kenpo sensei]

Sue make sure you get the play and charge kit for it. It makes it alot easier, dont have to keep going through batteries. Its only $21

[JRwakebord]

I got my 360 today. Love it.


Bastard.

[sue_13]

Yeah, I'm getting one of those first thing when I get back to school. The wireless control is the pone. It works from 20 yards away and probably more (that's as far away as i could get and still see).

The transition was a bit awkward though because the controller feels quite different. The gameplay is pretty much the same though. I don't fail to load 2/3 of the time anymore which is a huge plus.

[glory_gamer]

And i still fucking hate u!!

[kenpo sensei]

Welcome to the 360 club Sue...

[JRwakebord]

I'd rather join the mile-high club.

[kenpo sensei]

Good idea JR, playing halo 2 on my 360 in the mile high club. Cant get any better than that.

[kenpo sensei]

Unless you have some Captain Morgan with you also.

[sue_13]

Two points for kenpo on his driver's liscense for double posting.

[gruesomeBODY]

but it was a great double post. It was worth reading therefore taking back the the two points.

[glory_gamer]

and adding a DUI!!!

[JRwakebord]

Hahahah wtf?!

[Titusfied]

I've officially given up on him. :(

[gruesomeBODY]

most people have titus. But some of us still pray....

[glory_gamer]

there is no hope for me!

[sue_13]

I've officially given up on him.

You gave up on him like 6 months ago.

[JRwakebord]

On who???

[glory_gamer]

Who do u think?

[JRwakebord]

petey, glory, or kenpo?

[Titusfied]

Wrong, wrong, and wrong. However, you were right. Get it? I don't.. :confused:

[gruesomeBODY]

now ur confusing me

[Titusfied]

That's because I'm dumb. I mean, you're dumb. Wait.. Who's dumb? :confused:

[JRwakebord]

The dragoon elites, collectively.

[gruesomeBODY]

ok im back

[glory_gamer]

yea i am starting to get it

[gruesomeBODY]

wow the 2 most unlikely candidtates to understand whats going on. Who would have guessed?

[glory_gamer]

Yea! .... we are gettting better~!

[gruesomeBODY]

what are we talking about again?

[JRwakebord]

Penis pickle in a pouch, that's what.

[gruesomeBODY]

Penis pickle in a pouch, that's what.
penis clamp?

[Titusfied]

What, penis pump, what?

[glory_gamer]

penis peeper!

[gruesomeBODY]

bobby cock?

[glory_gamer]

ok ill give u that one

[gruesomeBODY]

alright

[sue_13]

alright

Someone is doing all they can to boost their post count. lol

[glory_gamer]

or boost there spirit!?

[gruesomeBODY]

Someone is doing all they can to boost their post count. lol
sure im trying to catch u

[glory_gamer]

try using a net!

[gruesomeBODY]

or a fishing line that works too

[sue_13]

Give it 2 or 3 more days and you'll pass me... I rarely post anymore. Hence my terrible activity.

[glory_gamer]

or small penis!

[gruesomeBODY]

Bobby Cock

[Grav]

I would just like to say that I fucking love pickles in a pouch.

[gruesomeBODY]

i thought u would grav. It sounds like something u would like

[Titusfied]

Gruesome, are you ever going to pass my post count?

[gruesomeBODY]

no but ill give it a try

[glory_gamer]

yah and how about u pass mine ..

[gruesomeBODY]

i think i already did

[glory_gamer]

well nope u cant do that till u have the staff the ammy and the cube!

[gruesomeBODY]

what the fuck are u talking about

[sue_13]

Diablo 2 FTL. You are living in the past. Level 40 mount FTW!

[glory_gamer]

well lvl 99 sorc would own your mount BitcheSSSSSS

[Titusfied]

No Sorc could beat my Absorb Pally.

[sue_13]

Myself and 2k5 had a pretty kickass FoH Pally and a damn nice barb that owned everything with Tele. Enigma rather ruined the game if you ask me though.

[Titusfied]

Yeah, I basically stopped playing around the time all the new runewords came out.. I played it for like 3 months after, then stopped cold turkey.

[glory_gamer]

well i didnt stop .. and thanks for mentioning me in that group sue!!! i help with that shit!

[sue_13]

No, actually neither one of us helped with that. 2k5 got the characters from some weirdo rich dude and he allowed us to play them, and I didn't mention you because you typcially played on the Druid... ass.

[glory_gamer]

yes and i loved him .... he was my special little boy!

[Hades-Knight]

D2 glory days were back in 1.07 and 1.08 .....Oh man how I miss those days.....haha dual wielding mauls and whatnot....Xenn's dupe method wich made me rich.......ahh good times.

[glory_gamer]

yes D2 was a great game and i hope to see a D3!

[kenpo sensei]

When is Halo3 coming out?

[sue_13]

I've heard rumors of it being released near the release of PS3 to try to convert some sony fanboys, but that's more than likely a rumor.

[kenpo sensei]

Someone said that it was going to be in March, but I have not seen anything about it.

[Great-Thanatos]

Someone said that it was going to be in March, but I have not seen anything about it.
Never, they never change the story line. IMO there is only still a Halo only thing halo 2 is is a multiplayer

[sue_13]

There are actually a significant number of changes between Halo 1 and Halo 2. If you get into Halo 2 hardcore and then try to go play Halo 1 again you will be awful. Halo 1 seems so much more unbalanced after playing Halo 2 anyway. The pistol rocks everything and everyone. I will say that I did enjoy Halo 1 Campaign mode much more though.

[gruesomeBODY]

Yep campaign was awesome for 1 but i loved 2 as well. Cant wait for 3.

[kenpo sensei]

Anyone know about the 360's being available anywhere?

[Titusfied]

Fuck man, I seriously have to get one before H3 comes out.

[glory_gamer]

Same here!

[gruesomeBODY]

likewise

[kenpo sensei]

I already have one, thanks

[Great-Thanatos]

Anyone know about the 360's being available anywhere?
My local Wal-Mart has 5x of the ones with hard drivers and 10x with out. I went into a Best Buy and they had 30x but it was in a diff city, a bigger one.

[glory_gamer]

My city sucks ass 0 in wal-mart and 0 in any other place

[tidus2005]

really damn. I am pretty sure the EB Games store down here has some in stock.

[glory_gamer]

i will Tbag u if u keep this up!

[sue_13]

The sue man is back in action. I hooked the router back up today and hopefully don't get completely banned from the net here.

[kenpo sensei]

See you on Halo

[glory_gamer]

I Love U~!!

[kenpo sensei]

He love you SOOOOO much

[Titusfied]

Gay much?

[Kujo Voice]Bitcheeeeeesssss[/Kujo Voice]

[kenpo sensei]

Why would you get banned from it?

[sue_13]

Because my internet connection is monitored due to the fact that I had a wireless router hooked up and that is a bad thing to have apparently.

[kenpo sensei]

So just because it is monitored, you not allowed to play xbox on it, or are you limited to what you allowed to do on it.

[Titusfied]

That's bullshit that they limit what you can do with their network.. I guess they don't have a good firewall?

[glory_gamer]

Yea what a homo firewall!

[kenpo sensei]

That dont seen right for some reason, I wonder if the IM people have any idea.

[Titusfied]

Are they gay?

[glory_gamer]

Well sue does room with steveharris?

[sue_13]

Well they really don't limit you or anything, It's just I was using a wireless router and that causes problems because people not on the network with malicious intent could potentially log on from that and spread viruses and such. So when an outside source, (A stupid bitch on the floor below me) decided she was going to log in wirelessly from her room on my MAC address, her botnet infected computer got my ass quarantined. So I had to call the people and explain shit and they told me I was going to be on "monitored" status for X amount of time (I don't know how long X actually is) and during that period of time I was only allowed to use a direct connection from my wall to one system. The catch with that is, whenever you log onto the internet here, you have to login with your OSU username and password so they can varify that it's a student on the network. The Xbox is incapable of providing those details. So, I had to register it and shit and they allowed it's MAC address to connect without logging in. For some reason, Halo wouldn't connect though. Every other one of my games would. So now I hooked up the router again and I can log in on my computer and then my xbox is already signed in so it's all good.

[Titusfied]

What a slut. Want me to kill her then fuck her, or fuck her then kill her?

[glory_gamer]

What>?

[sue_13]

Get aids or something and then fuck her. Then leave her a note. That would rock.

[glory_gamer]

What!>?

[kenpo sensei]

You guys are sick. Sick Sick Sick

[Titusfied]

Yeah, but at least I get to fuck chicks and give them STDs!!!

[glory_gamer]

What>?!

[tidus2005]

so what is your favorite STD that you are currently carrying?

[gruesomeBODY]

so what is your favorite STD that you are currently carrying?
Right now, its the HIV, but the crabs are a nice attachment. The look on the chicks face when you go, oh by the way, you have crabs is priceless. Then she starts looking for them and i laugh. thats when i leave my "thanks for joining the HIV club" card on the table and run for my life.















This is just purely a joke

[kenpo sensei]

This is always good to know.

[gruesomeBODY]

what that i transmit the HIV or that im joking?

[sue_13]

He's not joking. He is not being honest with you.

[glory_gamer]

So then that means?

[kenpo sensei]

Hes going to jail.

[Titusfied]

Hey, if she doesn't ask, I don't have to tell! Just because I've literally infected 28 bitches with the HIV, doesn't mean I'm a bad person does it? I actually thoroughly enjoy sending them a black rose afterwards and informing them of their new infliction! Good stuff.



















This is purely serious.

[kenpo sensei]

To bad for you then.

[gruesomeBODY]

Yea the HIV is nothing to joke about... no wait, i already did that.

[glory_gamer]

No, your not a bad person till u hit 45 bitches.

[Titusfied]

Well, I hit (fuck) 45 year old bitches that I pick up at the bar, does that count?

[sue_13]

With weapons or just fists? If you hit them with a baseball bat or something I'll count it.

[glory_gamer]

I give u a 10.

[sue_13]

Glory, your sig is quite possibly the gayest thing I have read. Wow. I'm impressed, you lowered yourself to a whole new level of Zelaron shame.

[glory_gamer]

Nah, not me Thats what Gruesome sent me.

[sue_13]

Oh, excuse me then, Gruesome! Bad job with that sig!

[GutterMind]

I like my cigs, I smoke Marlboro Lights.....

[gruesomeBODY]

Why thank you Sue, when i wrote it, drunk i might add, i didnt think he would use it as a sig. I thought it would be private but whatever. But who is to say something about the sig except for the guy that has none. Put up something cooler then we might talk about good and bad sigs. I might just have to send you something

[Titusfied]

With weapons or just fists? If you hit them with a baseball bat or something I'll count it.

I meant with my dick in either their mouth or pussy, or sometimes both.

[glory_gamer]

Pwn!!!!!!

[GutterMind]

Alright, you know its just a matter of time before someone mentions anal sex too. So there, I did it. Now we can take this a "hole" other direction....

[sue_13]

It's not about the butt pleasures at all.

[GutterMind]

My bad. I'll just excuse myself out the "rear" door...

[Titusfied]

Stop it with your puns. Poopy face!

[glory_gamer]

love it! and i am loving the sIgs

[gruesomeBODY]

Hersey Highway FTW

[kenpo sensei]

Back door bananza's, I knew it would be Guttermind to bring this up.

[gruesomeBODY]

U knew it cause hes always knocking on your back door right

[kenpo sensei]

No, he is the back door. Gutter likes it that way, he likes being called a fugbar.

[glory_gamer]

where is gutter on all this?

[GutterMind]

Look kenpo, while you were in the military learning all your cool kung-fu shit, I was in college fucking the sorority girls five ways to Friday, so fuckers like you would have a video to pop-in the VCR and jack-off to, BITCH....

[glory_gamer]

Omfg !!!!! That Is A Pwn!!! So Pwn!@!@!

[gruesomeBODY]

I just fell out of my chair. That might be the best line ive heard so far. Im speechless

[GutterMind]

I just fell out of my chair. That might be the best line ive heard so far. Im speechless
So is kenpo, because he just ran downstairs to hide the fucking video!!!

[glory_gamer]

lol there goes my chair!

[GutterMind]

Where the fuck is kenpo on all of this. It's no fun unless he knows I'm ragging his ass.

[Titusfied]

He'll find out.

[gruesomeBODY]

Then karate chop the video

[kenpo sensei]

Your right Gutter, I do have that video. You was the one with the small dick. I think I remember you having to stick your finger up your ass and yell snake. Then you grabed your dick as it jumped out.

[glory_gamer]

Wow this is come great shit here!

[gruesomeBODY]

Classic

[GutterMind]

Your right Gutter, I do have that video. You was the one with the small dick. I think I remember you having to stick your finger up your ass and yell snake. Then you grabed your dick as it jumped out.
Wrong kenpo, just put your glasses on and move your fucking gamer-chair closer to the TV and you will see the truth, and stop fucking drooling, it makes you look gay.

[Titusfied]

Explain the truth to us.

[kenpo sensei]

Truth is Gutter has a innie. He looks like a female when hes on the video's with his pants down. He has to perform acts to get his pecker out to use it. The only one he makes happy is himself. Which is all we want to do. He tried to have his cock pierced once, but it looked like he had an earing on.

[glory_gamer]

So how about those Eagles?

[gruesomeBODY]

Truth is Gutter has a innie. He looks like a female when hes on the video's with his pants down. He has to perform acts to get his pecker out to use it. The only one he makes happy is himself. Which is all we want to do. He tried to have his cock pierced once, but it looked like he had an earing on.
Wow harsh but hilarious. We should def sticky this thread

[kenpo sensei]

So how about those Eagles?
No, he fucks chickens.

[glory_gamer]

Chicken fucker?
Or GOat fucker?

[GutterMind]

No, he fucks chickens.
The truth is making kenpo jealous, and many women glee. And it's not chickens, it's chicks and good-looking ones at that. Kenpo, please stop it with the obsession of my penis, it really makes you look like a major fag. Besides, I am absolutely positive that my list of conquers is much longer and more immpressive than yours could ever dream to be. And your still my BITCH!!!!

[kenpo sensei]

It's easy to tell when Gutter is lying. He starts off saying "The truth is".

[gruesomeBODY]

And finishes with blanks

[Great-Thanatos]

Chicken fucker?
Or GOat fucker?
Did you hear that some animal rights activists are sueing the creators of BrokeBack Mountain for abusing a goat?

[glory_gamer]

haha, they should.
also i think kenpo and gutter are the best of friends lol

[kenpo sensei]

At least me and Gutter's names have not came up about chicken's!

[gruesomeBODY]

Very true, maybe we should mention it.

[glory_gamer]

Bring it up at the next meeting.

[gruesomeBODY]

Yea this meeting is happening when?

[Titusfied]

Yes sir.

[kenpo sensei]

You can mention it while you guys are doing the chickens. Watch the fethers.

[GutterMind]

Very true, maybe we should mention it.
You know that gruesome in Latin means "chicken-fucker"!!!

[glory_gamer]

well just give me a call and we can plan it out. u should be able to stay at me or sue's house .